Barrage audience:...?
(Ah! Don’t hide it. You should also write down how to recite the God-Praising Mantra!)
(That’s right! Don’t treat us as outsiders. If there’s anything you can’t say openly in front of us!)
(Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, I get it, I get it, I'm going to pack up and go home to learn from my grandma!)
(??? Tears of jealousy fell from the corners of my eyes. At this time, I was crying like a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds. Just ask me, is it still too late to worship the Five Immortals?)
(Wait a minute, wait a minute, I haven’t bought a ticket yet. I’m going to the Dragon Kingdom. I’m also going to learn skills. I prohibit the Dragon Kingdom from discriminating against foreigners and strongly demand the sharing of the inheritance of supernatural and mysterious power!)
(Go away, you want this or that, why don’t you want your face? Come on, come to our Miao Village, and I’ll show you the big baby I’ve raised since I was a child)
(Raised since childhood? Damn it, Damn it, the Miao village really knows how to lay poison!)
(Nonsense, if we don’t lay the poison, the village party secretary will be angry!)
("We" "The village party secretary will be angry" funny jpg)
(Nb! I will definitely go to the Dragon Kingdom!)
…
at the same time--
Everyone at the scene watched helplessly as Zhou Jinyi actually showed supernatural existence after some operations:...?
The contestants all looked at the director with shocked eyes.
Good on you bearded guy!
Did you agree that everyone is pretending to be real psychics by using scripts?
No wonder……
No wonder the director team has always favored this oriental girl in the script and asked them to be the foil and co-writer because it is real!
No, look at you, a bearded man with thick eyebrows and big eyes. If you reveal the truth to them, you will die, right?
You're going to die, right? ! !
In fact, it is also very shocking. I prefer Zhou Jinyi simply because Zhou Jinyi has the lowest appearance fee and has signed a long-term contract with the program team. The director behind the agency also cooperates with the program team: ...?
He looked at Zhou Jinyi incredulously, as if he had been deceived, as if he were looking at a heartless woman.
If you have this ability, why would you ask them for a script?
Haha, Easterners are all about heart, hypocrisy, and...how do you say that?
Oh, it’s pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!
Sure enough, it is true that everyone in the East knows Kung Fu, not only Kung Fu, but also mysterious powers!
But they just hid it and refused to talk about it. They had to wait until death was imminent before they would use their trump card and beat the enemy to death without ever resting in peace!
It’s hard to imagine how the Eastern contestants laughed at them in their hearts when they watched them cheat on their extraordinary powers during their time on the show!
No more love!
There is no love left!
The director announced that he would break up with Zhou Jinyi...for one second!
What was on his mind was impassioned, but that didn't stop the director from rushing to Zhou Jinyi's side, holding her hand tightly, and using his shallow understanding of the Dragon Kingdom language to make a crazy show of goodwill - the director felt that sometimes In fact, it's quite helpless. Why didn't he learn a few more words of Longguo dialect before, so that by now he can only...
"Help! help! Master, Mud Howl! Kongfu! You!"
Zhou Jinyi:......
Damn retarded!
Let it go, let it go!
Looking at the other people at the scene who came towards her under the inspiration of the director, Zhou Jinyi quickly threw away the director's hand and ran towards the white light without saying a word, and kept frantically clarifying the relationship.
"Daxian, just save me. Others are not important. I am the only one in our old Zhou family! Your descendant!"
Ye Jiujiu:......
Has she not been a human being for too long?
So that there is such a gap in understanding of behavior from humans?
All I can say is that the forest is so big that there are really all kinds of birds.
Although I regret it a bit, now that I have come...
Ye Jiujiu, who thought he was unlucky, slowly revealed his figure in the white light.
The nine huge fox tails are as white as clouds, and when they sway gently, they seem to be hiding boundless charm.
Thin gold chains were wrapped around her jade-white bare feet, and the flowing white gauze outlined her perfectly proportioned body. Covered by a lustrous veil like a white mist, only a pair of bright golden eyes were revealed.
Every bend, hook and pick, all the charm is swaying. Just one glance can make people lower their heads unconsciously. Intoxicated by it, they feel ashamed and feel that they are not worthy of seeing more, but they can't help but outline that over and over again in their hearts. A startling glance——
Zhou Jinyi, who was closest to Ye Jiujiu and faced the critical attack on her beauty, was more straightforward.
Her eyes were blank, and she understood for the first time why King Zhou You would play tricks on the princes for a beauty, and why the last generation of human emperors would overwhelm the country for a vixen - Oh my god, this kind of beauty... she would just go up there!
"Hi, wife?"
After the words came out of her mouth, Zhou Jinyi suddenly realized what she had said: ...hiss!
In front of the screen, Zhou's mother knew that she was enshrining the Fox Fairy, and she was prepared: ...this bastard who deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors!
Ye Jiujiu:......
Her smile froze, she lowered her head silently and looked at Zhou Jinyi who was sitting next to her - sometimes when you go out to cause trouble, you feel helpless when you are alone :)
Is it really romantic to die under the peonies and become a ghost?
