no--
What kind of scary story is Buddha telling?
Why would he tell horror stories here when I asked him about Chi Jun's cause and effect?
Is this a horror story?
This is simply a horrific accident!
I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen, take it back!
Although he was screaming crazily in his heart, on the surface - King Qin still maintained the basic demeanor of a king.
He tried his best to stay calm and laughed a little.
"Fozi, your joke is actually quite appropriate..."
"Amitabha--"
Fozi looked at King Qin with even more pity.
There was even a faint golden light behind his head, which looked so sacred.
"I don't tell lies——"
King Qin:...
People from the six countries:...
King Yan was still young, so he swallowed and tried not to be frightened and cry on the spot...he was so big!
He was still a child and he couldn't bear the news!
King Xiao Yan rushed to the feet of Buddha on the spot - he was so strong that even the Prime Minister of Yan State could not hold him back.
"Woooo! This lie can be told, this lie can really be told qAq"
King Xiao Yan cried so hard that his heart broke.
"If Buddha knew about it, he would definitely not blame him. I..."
Speaking of which——
Not knowing what he was remembering, King Xiaoyan suddenly looked at Fozi expectantly.
"Then since we have the Lord of Plagues, can we summon the Buddha?"
King Xiao Yan is very open-minded.
Taking him as an example, when Old Yan King was around, if he had any troubles, he would call Old Yan King. After Old Yan King was gone, he would go to his father-in-law...
The same principle can be proved. If the younger one can't handle it, wouldn't it be over if he finds the older one?
If the Buddha can't handle it, then the Buddha has to do it, right?
Buddha:......
Just, this King Yan is really a clever little guy.
Don't panic, let him make it up.
"Those who can enter the Buddhist world are already transcendent. Those who are transcendent must not interfere with the ordinary world——"
He smiled slightly and ruthlessly exposed King Yan's little calculation.
"His Royal Highness King Yan probably doesn't want to see that after the Buddha comes, the demons from outside the territory will also come, right?"
People from the six countries:...
Xiao Yanwang:......
King Xiaoyan thought for a moment, and after a long time, he wiped his tears and stood up, not forgetting to straighten his clothes, and then...
"Son of Buddha, when I first looked at you, I felt that you had a kind face. I thought that I had been wandering for half my life without a good father, and was alone... If you don't give up, I would like to worship you as my adopted father!"
What he said was so resounding. At the end, he did not forget to slow down his tone and let out a long sigh. His young face showed a bit of inexplicable pity and sadness.
"You know, I left my family at a young age and took the position of King Yan. My shoulders are still young, but I have shouldered the important responsibility of a country. I am miserable! The domestic wolves are eyeing me, and the clan..."
Prime Minister of Yan State:...
He had a dark face, and before King Xiao Yan could finish speaking, he couldn't help but step forward and cover the embarrassingly conspicuous bag.
Xiao Yanwang:...?
no!
I did this all for the sake of the father whom I, Yan Guocai, recognized!
Mr. Xiangfu, you are obsessed with the photo!
Why don't you understand my good intentions?
The Prime Minister of Yan State clearly saw the accusation in King Xiao Yan's eyes:...
He took a deep breath and faced the subtle looks from the other six nations. His toes made him want to dig out a Great Wall on the spot.
"The child is still young and not sensible. I will definitely teach him well when I get back -"
"Pfft!"
In the silence, a chuckle suddenly sounded.
As everyone looked -
At some point, a girl figure actually appeared in front of King Xiao Yan.
Her face was stunning, and her lips were curled up in a smile. Her beauty was breathtaking——
Recently, the young King Yan was stunned when he was faced with a critical attack on his beauty.
That silly look...
Ye Jiu couldn't hold it back for a long time, she stretched out her hand and pinched the little cutie's cheeks gently. The person who pinched her directly had tears in her eyes, but she couldn't bear to avoid it, so she could only look at her aggrievedly.
"How old are you, little cutie?"
King Yan was asked:...
Wow!
This woman, this woman is so disrespectful!
But, she called me cutie?
Does she think I'm cute?
Does she like me?
She wants to marry me?
That--
Then——
King Xiao Yan glanced at Ye Jiujiu's face again - his face was red and he was stammering.
"Ben, I am nine years old... I will suffer a little loss and become your child supporter!"
Ye Jiujiu:......
No need to.
She smiled politely, let go and stepped back in one breath.
Xiao Yanwang:...?
Buddha:......
He smiled with a Buddha-like look on his face, clasped his hands together, and looked at King Xiao Yan with eyes that seemed to be filled with fatherly love immediately——
"Little Yan King is destined to be my Buddha. Although he cannot be the adopted son of a young monk, he can be my Buddhist disciple——"
Prime Minister of Yan State:...? ? ?
Without saying a word, he stepped forward and grabbed King Xiao Yan.
What the hell, this is the only Miao Miao of the old King Yan!
no!
Absolutely not!
Fortunately, King Xiao Yan obviously didn’t agree either.
He broke away from Prime Minister Yan's hand and shouted loudly.
"Don't worry, beauty sister, I'm going to be your child adopter. I will never shave... ugh!"
Zao Zhaoli and Jin Yu, who were no longer able to breathe, said:...You boy - a warrior!
They subconsciously looked at Buddha - for some reason, they always felt that the golden light around Buddha's body seemed to have turned green inexplicably!
Buddha: ...smile:)