no--
"You just said, why are you asking me?"
Taking out a handkerchief and wiping the spilled tea, Li Changxing looked at his friend with a slightly dazed look.
Did you hear it wrong?
I must have heard it wrong, right?
Didn’t Gu Yunmu marry Bing Shu a long time ago?
Gu Yunmu:...
His cold expression immediately became a little more frozen, and the gaze he looked at Li Changxing seemed to be filled with indescribable murderous intent.
Li Changxing:...
oh.
It turns out I heard it right.
Not a big problem... what the hell!
That’s a huge problem!
"Whose girl is so unlucky that you...I mean so lucky to be chosen by you?"
The words in his mouth were twisted on the spot, and he did not forget to signal to the boy next to him to bring another pot of tea.
Gu Yunmu, who heard clearly what Li Changxing actually wanted to say:...
"It's true that ivory cannot come out of a dog's mouth."
He looked at Li Changxing expressionlessly, feeling that he was really out of his wits before he came to discuss this matter with this playboy.
Li Changxing is just unreliable!
Li Changxing was scolded: ...?
Li Changxing didn't like hearing this.
It is said that there are specialties in the arts. He admits that he is uneducated and only loves to eat, drink and have fun. His lifelong dream is to eat and wait until death. But when it comes to coaxing women, in the entire Yuncheng, Li Changxing said that he is second, then Absolutely no one dares to say it is number one!
"No, young marshal, tell me, tell me, I have a lot of ideas, and there is no woman I can't win. If you don't want to talk to me, who can you talk to?"
Gu Yunmu, who wanted to turn around and leave:...
He thought for a while and glanced at Li Changxing, who was getting serious. He looked a little bit like a dog. After weighing it -
After all, I chose to believe him for the last time.
"The girl I like, she...is not an ordinary person...she is very beautiful, with fair skin, that kind of indescribable beauty, her eyes are big and beautiful, and her whole person More beautiful than a lotus, she..."
At the beginning, Li Changxing actually listened with interest, but after hearing it...
After listening for a long time, all I could hear was Gu Yunmu bragging about a girl who could not be compared to even an immortal, and who even had an endless stream of rainbow farts. Li Changxing:...
That's it.
enough.
I know that young marshal, your iron tree has blossomed for the first time, and your love has sprouted, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It is always good to see your sweetheart, but it would be really rude to brag about it any more.
However, Gu Yunmu himself didn't have this consciousness at all. As he was talking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Changxing's hesitant look, and his expression suddenly dropped, and his originally faintly excited tone turned sinister.
"What's wrong? What do you think about what I said?"
Li Changxing:...
He was silent for a moment, then closed the fan in his hand with a "pop" sound, and showed a smile of great approval on the spot.
"No, I think what you said, young marshal, is good, right, and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!"
Um--
Gu Yunmu was satisfied.
He nodded and brought the topic to Ye Jiujiu again.
Li Changxing:...
Grass! 【a plant】
It's endless, right?
As for that?
But who makes someone a young commander?
Li Changxing could only maintain the smile on his face, as if he was listening attentively, while his mind wandered.
Ah, when will we have lunch?
What's for lunch?
Xiao Taohong from Zuixianlou last time had such a thin waist, and her sauced pork elbows were delicious...
Otherwise, go to Zuixian Tower later?
But I heard that a new person seems to have entered the Changchun Building next door, and his appearance is very...
And I haven’t gone to Changchun Tower to drink for a long time.
So is it Zuixian Tower or Changchun Tower?
…
finally--
After drinking the third pot of tea, Gu Yunmu finally felt a little satisfied.
He looked at Li Changxing and made his final concluding remarks.
"So what should I do?"
How to do it?
Without thinking, Li Changxing almost blurted out.
"Of course you're going to Changchun Tower to drink and look at the beauties?"
Gu Yunmu:...?
As soon as these words came out, Li Changxing knew that something was going to happen:...
He faced Gu Yunmu's suddenly cold gaze and slowly showed an innocent smile.
Don't worry.
Li Changxing felt that he could still be saved...
For example——
He brainstormed on the spot without changing his expression, and continued speaking with Gu Yunmu's confused expression.
"Yes, I'm not kidding, I just went to Changchun Tower to drink and look at the beauties."
"……How to say?"
Seeing Li Changxing's confident expression, Gu Yunmu was doubtful.
Li Changxing:...
How to say?
I also want to know how to say it!
hateful!
What excuses, excuses, excuses—
ah!
Got it!
"I heard that a peerless beauty has come to Changchun Tower. Isn't your sweetheart also a peerless beauty? The thoughts of such a peerless beauty are naturally not something ordinary people like us can guess. Instead of coming here blindly, why not find someone with the same temperament? Wouldn’t it be clearer to ask for someone of stunning beauty?”
Gu Yunmu:...
He slowly fell into thought.
Don't say——
like……
"Does it make sense?"
He raised his eyebrows, feeling that Li Changxing was useful for the first time.
"Just do what you want."
Li Changxing:...?
That……
"your treat?"
He raised his eyebrows and his smile became more sincere.
"Um."
Gu Yunmu nodded reservedly, and looked at Li Changxing with a slightly warning look.
"I understand, don't worry. It was me, Li Changxing, who insisted on dragging you away when you asked. You are innocent. It's all my fault. You are innocent!"
Li Changxing said it simply.
So far——
The two parties have completely reached a common consciousness!
At the same time, as they were heading towards Changchun Tower——
Tumi slowly opened his eyes.
