There has never been a moment when the three cats were so grateful that they were little animals - little animals don't need to play the question-and-answer game.
They trembled and hugged their tails and huddled in the corner, looking at the scene in front of them with horrified expressions that could be described as a scene of teasing and cruelty.
“Can oysters still be called oysters after they are cooked?”
“Can sorghum still be called sorghum after it’s cut?”
"Can I still call it luncheon meat if I eat it at night?"
"Can eating walnuts after being squeezed by the door be considered as trying to replenish the brain?"
…
Every question raised represents a strange creature that will be transformed into a mound by the actor in various ways.
Until the last one was weird——
Looking at the actor slowly standing in front of him, he...
"Ahhhhh!"
Without even waiting for the actor to ask, the weird one gave himself a slap so decisively and simply.
Tsk——
"Are you so impatient?"
The actor shook his head, his eyes filled with disappointment at this weird thing.
"The weirdness of these days is really too fragile. Is the psychological defense line so thin? You can't even tolerate such a small thing and let it go -"
So the next one is-
After looking around, I didn't find any other actors standing strangely:...
Oh, have they all turned into mounds of dirt?
He looked at the irregularly scattered mounds of soil with a bit of disgust...
"It's so ugly..."
Even if it's a mound, there still needs to be some pursuit of the art of arrangement, right?
What does this ugly stack look like?
never mind--
Even if they are lucky enough to meet a dramatist who is proficient in art like themselves today, then let a kind-hearted person like himself come to help them...
While thinking this, the actor seriously began to move the mound.
"I do good deeds every day, which is simply the most touching drama in the world... Home?"
Silently looking at the piles of small mounds that would appear no matter how he arranged them, the actor fell into deep thought.
If he didn't destroy it, it would be an insult to his art, but if he destroyed it... he was kindly helping these weird people deal with their affairs, how could he be so cold?
So, why not...
The actor smiled and raised his head, and the fierce wind howled, blowing all the mounds of soil evenly into the soil next to it.
"Be born in heaven and earth, return to heaven and earth after death, and sleep in the world forever with the wind. What a romantic journey this is -"
The actor was almost moved by himself.
"I am really a gentle drama master——"
The three kittens who watched the whole process aside:...
The humans in the laboratory also rarely reached a tacit understanding with the three kittens.
This pervert seems to have some misunderstanding about himself.
The people in the live broadcast room are different. The kittens and the humans in the institute dare not say anything because they are separated by a screen. So what can't be said?
(I can no longer listen to my question and answer game.)
(I can’t stand the idea of doing one good thing a day.)
(? I’m not convinced by this. Why doesn’t the boss do good deeds every day? [Funny])
(Yes, yes, yes, those weird people whose ashes were blown away by the wind really have to thank him!)
(The drama master in "Tenderness"...I really don't know whether he is a drama master, but this gentleness, I think I will never be able to look directly at the word gentleness in the future.)
(Nonsense, my brother just redefined the meaning of "gentleness". I will not allow you to slander my gentle brother!)
(False tenderness: tenderness is like water, true tenderness: die, you loser. Family members, am I summarizing it correctly?)
(Tenderness: Don’t get involved.)
(Shocked! No one speaks out for romance?)
(Ah, yes, yes, please speak slowly, I will take my husband away!)
(?Put down the actor, that’s my husband!)
(You don’t have a mirror at home, right? I suggest you crowdfund one upstairs!)
(By the way, who knows the answers to those questions? Is there any top scholar who can analyze them?)
(? Does anyone really want to know the answer? 6! Can you guess?)
(Haha, let’s go!)
…
Just when the barrage in the live broadcast room was still noisy——
The actor, who had finished touching himself, put away the false emotion on his face for a second, and his indifferent eyes slowly moved to the laboratory where the door was tightly closed.
Also after glancing over -
The actor noticed the hidden camera installed at the door.
so……
Seeing his own level of embodiment that has been soaring since before... the actor's eyes lit up, and he suddenly realized.
Co-authored by the fact that there were some non-live audiences watching his performance with great enthusiasm...
That's really...
It's an exciting pleasure.
Staring blankly at the camera, the actor even patted the hem of his clothes. With his smooth movements, a twisted and dangerous smile bloomed from the corner of his mouth.
"Since you are so supportive, why not join me in the prologue of my performance?"
What the hell?
Not to mention the people in the on-site research room, even the live barrage in the live broadcast room stopped.
It's not that they don't want to comment, but...
They couldn't control their bodies anymore.
what happened?
The mind recalled the strange scenes that the actor had manipulated before, and the human pupils shrank suddenly as they gradually regained consciousness.
Damn it!
As promised, there is a layer of screen between them, but where is the network cable body protector?
What the hell can you do this?
You should have said it earlier if you could do this. They admitted that the sound they just discussed was a bit loud!
You are violating martial ethics and breaking the rules!
To be reported!
Panic and fear gradually spread on his face - even the person who had called the theater artist "husband" the most enthusiastically before turned pale with fright.
"Tsk——"
Quoting the memories of these people, it seemed that the actor who didn't care about the life and happiness of others simply stood there and read through their previous messages one by one... An unknown sound came out of his mouth.
Especially after the actor sensed the emotional feedback of these people...
"You are the one in the legend. He is so perverted on the Internet and I love him so much. Is this the police uncle in reality?"
He made the final evaluation summary very pertinently.
"It's shameful to be both a foodie and a lover."
