(Performance? Acting in marriage, right? Oh wow, actually there is no need to perform at all, let’s fake it and do it for real, hubby!)
(Family members, who knows? This man is refusing to welcome me. He said he wants to perform together. He just wants to use the performance as an excuse to propose to me! He is serious. I cry to death!)
(? Don’t go too far upstairs, you obviously want to propose to me!)
(Stop talking, listen to me! The Civil Affairs Bureau has moved here. Husband, hurry up and pretend to get married with me, and don’t invalidate the marriage certificate after it’s over!)
(…I don’t understand, I’m shocked. Do you know what you are saying now, how long will it take for the actor to kiss me before I can calm down after I get back?)
(Whoever has yellow urine, please go water it upstairs to wake it up. If you are diabetic, back off and don’t let the person upstairs taste the sweetness!)
(No, are you all crazy? Don’t you want your life? Can’t you see how dangerous he is?)
(Crazy? You are laughing so hard. In this day and age, in this world, how many people who can survive to this day are not crazy?)
(Fate? Laughing to death, you can die under peonies and become a ghost! My wife, look at me!)
(? Wife?)
(Can’t you? I’ll just call my wife, my wife, my wife, woo woo, suck! I’m showing off my cards, I’m greedy for his body, I’m despicable!)
(6. There are always some beautiful people who can let me know the differences of human beings in this world.)
…
If the live broadcast room is exploding, then the scene is completely different from the live broadcast room.
Have a show with him?
Will they still be alive after the performance?
Can't afford to offend.
It can be said that wherever the actor looked, no one dared to look up.
Well--
"I still prefer your high-spirited look just now."
Seemingly disappointed by the timidity of these people, the actor shook his head with a little regret.
"No one wants to?"
willing?
I want a hammer, but I’m not a human being!
It was strange that he lowered his head resolutely, looking a bit like a primary school student who was being called upon by the teacher to recite an article.
That’s okay——
Someone who is so repulsive and unwilling to participate in his performance...is he looking down on his drama?
"In that case..."
Then none of them will live.
The actor clapped his hands, and between his raised eyebrows, there was a bit of a bad smile.
"Let's play a game called - I ask you to answer. The rules are very simple. I ask a question, and the chosen one answers the correct answer, and then I let the one with the correct answer go. How about it?"
What the hell?
As soon as I heard this thing, I knew it was not a good sign. Everyone on the scene wanted to sneak away.
And the one closest to the periphery and hidden in the grass is obviously the fastest.
only--
At that strange moment when he left the one-meter radius around him——
"boom!"
The sound of flesh and blood exploding attracted other strange eyes.
Surprised and uncertain, he stopped wanting to escape, and the rest of Weiyi looked at the actor almost subconsciously...
"It's me, that's right——"
He stretched out, as if to let them understand clearly, and moved his fingertips forward in a slight circle, causing all the weirdos in the audience to follow the direction of the fingers.
The weird people who realized what happened:...? ? ?
They were horrified to feel that only one mouth could move their whole body, and the whole thing was so strange that their mentality exploded.
Damn it!
Where did this big boss come from!
Wails, begging for mercy, crying, panic...
"Shh-"
He placed his index finger gently in front of his lips and raised his eyes frivolously. Fan Fan had made a strange sound before, no matter how reluctant he was, his hands opened their mouths uncontrollably and tore off their tongues - —
There were bursts of screams...
"You guys who can't speak don't seem to be able to participate in the quiz game. It's so pitiful... then..."
The actor's face seemed to be filled with pity as he looked at the hope rising on those strange faces, and then——
"go to hell?"
The faint sound of thoughts still seemed to linger under his lips and teeth, but those strange thoughts turned into a small pile of ash on the ground without stopping.
The other weirdos who were still wondering if they could get rid of this pervert if they lost their tongues, should they take the opportunity to speak:...
Well, luckily I didn’t speak!
Where does this madness come from?
"Speaking of which - are there any of the remaining people who don't want to play games with me?"
The actor frowned and looked reluctantly comforting.
"Don't worry, even if you don't want to play games with me, I won't make it too difficult for you -"
Haha, as long as you take a look at the piles of dirt on the ground, you won't be able to say such unconscionable words!
"Play!"
Even though the one closest to the actor was full of tears, he still shouted out very strongly, fearing that he would be killed because he was a little slow.
It is from this weird beginning that a series of "plays" resounded like cicadas chirping.
but--
Seeing the frightened looks on their faces, the actor was dissatisfied again.
"You guys volunteered to play with me, right?"
"Voluntary" weirdos:...
Can't you tell if we are voluntary or not?
Although I was very irritable in my heart, on the surface...
"Yes, we do it voluntarily!"
"Don't hold me back, I have to play a game with Mr. Thespian today!"
…
very good--
The actor was finally satisfied when he saw this group of weird people being so willing.
Then——
"It's better for you first."
After sorting through the troops, he selected the one closest to him. The actor looked at the unlucky guy who instantly collapsed to the ground and smiled.
"Don't worry, my problem is very simple——"
Yes, is it?
That Weird swallowed.
In his nervous gaze, the actor pondered for a while, thinking about the giant black dog just now - and suddenly he was inspired.
"Tell me, if a black dog fights with a white dog and the black dog beats the shit out of the white dog, will the black dog think that the white dog is bribing him and asking for mercy?"
The question was strange: ...?
Other weird things at the scene:...?
Human from the Institute:...?
Audience in front of the live broadcast room:...!
Do you want to hear what questions you are asking?
(Laughing to death! This is a great question! There’s something to it!)
(Well, how can it not be counted?)
(I don’t think the boss wanted to let them live at all. He wanted to kill people and kill them.)
…
The weird person who was pointed out obviously thought so too.
but--
Maybe?
"...it doesn't count...it doesn't count? It doesn't count!"
When the actor looked over, the strangeness finally confirmed the answer.
"Calculate!"
"But you're not a dog, how did you know...you were the one who fooled me..."
Qian Qian drawled his tone, just when the actor was about to kill the killer——
"Woof woof woof!"
The weird one fell directly to the ground and lowered his tongue.
Don't ask, even if you beat him to death today, he is still a dog!
The actor who felt that he still underestimated the bottom line of strange survival:...
After a long silence...
"roll--"
He smiled.
"So cool!"
He didn't mind at all and just rolled himself into a ball according to the actor's words. In the envious eyes of other weird people, he was so happy.
Actor: ...
can only say……
There is a reason why this weird creature can survive.
But what about the next one——
He maintained the curve of his smile and looked at other weird people with his faint eyes.
Those who don't respect theatrical performances will all die!
"Whose turn is it next?"
