Ouch, what a bastard, why am I so lucky! Forget about the ghosts, I was crushed by ghosts twice, and now, I’m being hit by ghosts again. What does this tell me? Are these the benefits of having a light horoscope? I just want to say "fuck you" to God.
Although this is my first time to visit such a big mountain, I have lived in a rural area since I was born. I have never climbed any big mountains, but I have climbed a lot of small mountains. Moreover, I dare say that I am quite familiar with the geographical conditions of the mountainous forest areas near my hometown, as well as jungle ponds and so on. Otherwise, I would not dare to climb the mountains alone in the middle of the night. In addition, the moon is so round and bright today, I still walk in one direction and there are no forks in the road...
I started thinking about useless things again. Now it was an indisputable fact that I encountered a ghost beating the wall. After a brief panic, I calmed down again. Although the current situation is very unfavorable to me, I am also a professional in hell. If I see one or two more of those things, it won't be a big deal. The key is that I am not a Yangsheng with profound Taoism. Instead, he is a useless good-for-nothing young man. My eyes serve no purpose except to see ghosts.
In fact, there are certain signs of things like ghosts breaking into walls. People who are pestered by ghosts also need to be selected. People with glowing faces and good fortune will definitely not be provoked by those dirty things, because they are not good for them. On the contrary, people like me who are unlucky and have bad luck are easily entangled. As for the signs of ghosts hitting the wall, most of them are that they are tired from walking in a hurry, sweating profusely, or they are confused and dizzy. At this time, I thought, it is not necessarily a problem of physical strength that I am so tired. Maybe I was targeted by ghosts as soon as I entered the mountain!
I don’t really have any authoritative and official methods for dealing with ghosts hitting the wall. I only have some wild methods. First, take a deep breath, slowly close your eyes, wait until your mood calms down, and then pinch yourself hard, preferably so that it hurts. The kind that sheds tears. If you do this, your mind will be clear, your confusion will disappear, and you will be able to see the way out. If that doesn't work, you can only kneel on the ground, burn incense and kowtow to beg the ghosts to let them go. If you encounter a kind-hearted ghost, they will let you go. Otherwise, you can only ask for blessings. It's useless to think about it, how could I be forced into such a predicament by ghosts? After all, I am also a generation of heavenly masters.
All in all, in a word, if you want to get out of the confusion arranged by ghosts, you have to clear your mind and see the present moment clearly. That's how we can get out of the dilemma of trying to beat the wall.
"You have to be calm, you have to be steady, and you can't let the predicament in front of you mess up your sense of proportion. It's just trying to beat the wall! I can definitely go out, I can definitely do it!" I kept cheering myself up in my heart. After taking a deep breath, I closed my eyes and tried to calm down the fear in my heart. I was ready to open my eyes again and find the right path to rush out in one breath.
Unfortunately, I opened my eyes. I originally thought that I could find a way to leave calmly and calmly, but the result was... I was completely not calm anymore. There was really no way to calm down. I was scared when I thought about the terrifying scene. .
Because, the moment I opened my eyes, and then the bright moonlight shone, I found that I had an extra shadow, and that shadow didn't look like mine. I am tall and big, so my shadow is naturally longer, but that little shadow is not only short but also stooped. Could it be a ghost shadow?
Whose shadow is this? The doubts in my heart made me shout out instinctively: "Who is it? Don't make trouble behind your back, come out with the guts? Don't be a villain and make such a joke. Scary tricks are not fun at all."
No one answered my question, which was strange. I didn't hear any footsteps following me along the way. However, the shadow did indeed exist. It seemed like a person's, but it was a little one. I jumped to the left, and it jumped to the left; I took a step to the right, and it took a step to the right, becoming my second shadow, repeating my movements.
Whose shadow could this be? If it's not mine, then whose is it? It shouldn't be a ghost, because ghosts don't have shadows, unless it's a huge loophole. Just when I was hesitating whether to turn back or not, I started making calculations in my mind again.
After all, in the middle of the night, I was still in this ghost circle that I couldn't get out of, and a black shadow appeared inexplicably behind me. No matter how I thought about it, it gave me chills. So, I quickened my pace again and started walking forward as fast as I could, thinking about running fast on my own to see if I could get rid of this extra shadow! Facts have proved that I was too naive. I took a few steps forward, and the shadow was just a few steps behind me. It always kept a certain distance from me. I looked at the distance of about one foot, but why did it follow so just now? Good!
The movements of that shadow almost perfectly replicated every one of my movements, as consistent as a copy of my shadow. Although the movements were consistent, I could clearly see that the shadow was not connected to me. Logically speaking, the shadow was not connected to me. , the shadow should be connected to the body from the steps. It is behind me, extending one foot away from me. I have tried very hard to get rid of it, but I just can't get rid of it. Should we look back or not?
I don’t care about that much anymore. Anyway, it’s a blessing, not a curse. We can’t avoid disasters. Since the King of Hell wants me to die at the third watch, whoever dares to keep me until the fifth watch can die! I panicked and was prepared to be scared to death or killed. Suddenly I turned around, only to find that there was nothing behind me. I originally wanted to see what was following me, but the large area behind me was still full of weeds. There was nothing else but a deserted grave. I thought to myself: "This is a typical example of a ghost playing tricks on me, but why doesn't this ghost show up?" Is it my imagination?
When I turned back and wanted to continue walking forward, the strange shadow appeared again, and well, my own shadow became a little lighter, but the color of the shadow became a little heavier, and My shadow is getting a little closer. Every time he moves, he will get closer to me. It's very clear, really clear...
Just when I felt scared and confused, I suddenly felt something hit me on the shoulder. I reflexively looked back and saw that there was still nothing. What hit me? Am I... am I nervous again? Who is it? Is it a monkey, a naughty wild monkey? In my impression, monkeys in the mountains and forests are particularly fond of playing tricks.
Weird, it’s really weird. If it was a monkey playing a prank, there should be a figure there. Although the monkey is much more sensitive than me, it’s not like I can’t even see it! As I thought about it, I became annoyed. Regardless of whether it was a stinky monkey or a broken squirrel, if I don't accompany you anymore, wouldn't there be an extra shadow? I don't have time to play hide-and-seek with you little animals. I have other things to do and I'm too lazy to talk to you. If you want to, just follow. Anyway, I didn't bring anything to eat.
I have made up my mind to ignore that weird shadow. If it wants to follow, just let it follow. I will just go my own way. As long as I can get out of this mass grave, I forgive you that you won’t dare to follow me. Are you originally my shadow? I continued to walk and stop, and the shadow also followed me. As I walked, I discovered a different scene. I seemed to have walked out of the mass grave and into a new area, pushing aside the thorns. Take a flashlight and shine.
Great, this is the road. I found the road. I jumped up happily. When I looked behind me, I saw that the shadow was a certain distance away from me. I was so happy. Although the frequency and movements of the hands and feet of that little shadow are still consistent with mine, it has indeed put a certain distance away from me. Now the extra shadow has been left behind me. It was still one foot away just now, but now it is obvious Two feet away. It was getting closer just now, why is it so far away now? Moreover, my shadow is even fainter.
I was secretly happy. I was quite tired at first, but now I feel full of energy and my mind is clearer. I am no longer as confused as before. After walking forward for a while, even the thorns blocking the road were gone, and the road ahead was clearly visible. He said in his heart: "So this road is like this. Although the mountain road is rugged and difficult to walk, this section of the road is quite annoying. However, I persevered. The road behind is definitely a smooth road. There is no need to walk like this anymore." Annoying mountain trails.”
Seeing that there was an emotionally smooth road ahead, I suddenly became energetic, and my pace involuntarily accelerated a little, and my cadence also increased rapidly. Just now, I was still panting and walking quickly, but now it has upgraded to a trot, and I am about to walk. We were about to hit the road, and when we were excited, something went wrong.
I don’t know if I ran too fast and too hard, and my center of gravity was not very stable and I almost fell forward. Fortunately, I controlled my center of gravity and didn’t fall. I stood firm. Who knows, I stepped on something slippery again. My feet slipped and my body tilted. I didn't make any preparations and fell down immediately before I could react. It was such a solid fall. It threw me on my back... When I sat up and looked at the sole of my foot, it turned out to be a piece of watermelon rind...
Damn it, someone must have eaten the watermelon rind brought from this deep mountain forest and thrown it away casually! What a damn thing, it was so wicked to throw it here. It made me feel so uncomfortable. No, the skin of this melon was still wet. Obviously, someone just finished eating the watermelon and threw this thing down. Damn it, who is so wicked? Calm down and think about it, there is only one person who can be in this place and at this time, and who can throw watermelon rinds at people with such leisure, and that is the little Taoist priest from Tianlong Gym, Yang Xian, the man who killed a thousand swords. You are cut to pieces by a thousand cuts, you are a guy who received a thousand cuts.
This damn thing, throwing such a slippery thing knocked me out of my skin, and I almost couldn't stand up. I just straightened up, held my waist and looked up to the sky and cursed: "Yang Xian, you polite idiot" Gua, I will take care of your ancestors."
"Thanks to your eyes that can recognize yin and yang, you can't even see a piece of watermelon rind. No wonder you were beaten by a ghost. Besides, there is no one in my family for a long time. If you want to kill my family, then go downstairs." Come on! You idiot and idiot."
Then, another piece of watermelon rind was placed on my forehead. No need to guess, it must be the masterpiece of a gentle idiot.
When I was about to greet him again, the gentle idiot walked slowly out of the dark forest with one hand in his pocket and gnawing on a watermelon with the other. He also made fun of me from time to time.
Also coming out with him was the stinky dog "Big Ya" who abandoned me and ran away early. He was still wagging his tail at me and barking at me. Then, the gentle idiot took out an opened ham sausage from his pocket and threw it on the ground. "Big Ya" began to eat it with relish. In this era, a mother is a mother if she has milk, and even dogs are not loyal. "Big Ya", where is your loyal dog Hachiko's spirit? Well, I am not your master at all, there is no need to be loyal to me.
"You gentle idiot, why are you hiding in the dark? Why didn't you come out earlier? You even deliberately threw a piece of banana peel to hurt me and almost broke my butt into eight pieces. You bastard, you deliberately Am I?" I rubbed my sore butt and complained repeatedly to him, because the fall caused me so much pain that I almost broke my waist. If there wasn't grass on the ground to cushion me, I would have lost my money.
I once witnessed a person guessing a banana peel on the asphalt road, and fell down with the same posture and force as me. He was unable to get up at that time. Later, after the 120 ambulance came, he was fixed at the scene. The intervertebral disc in the waist can only be lifted away. This kind of force can really break someone's bones. As long as you hit it in the right place and with the right force, the person's bones shouldn't be too brittle.
"Yes, I just want to torture you to death. I want to torture you to death just so that you can roll down there and kill my ancestors. It's easier to die than to be reborn. The first time I saw you, I noticed that your hall was black. You were born to be damned, you tell me, you live such a disgusting life, why don't you die? Also, let me clarify with you, in fact, not only did I not kill you, but I also saved your life." "Simple idiot. He looked like he was gloating over his misfortune, which made me angrier and angrier, as if after I fell to my death, he would inherit tens of millions of inheritance or receive millions of insurance compensation. This guy was acting like a non-toxic husband. To the extreme.
"What? You're not trying to kill me, are you saving me? Don't be kidding me. If you really save me, then tell me, how did you save me?" I didn't believe this guy's words at all. His arrogance I have seen his arrogant attitude a long time ago. He always quarreled with me because of his high education and Taoist skills, so I refused to abandon him.
"I just saved you, let's not talk about how I saved you. You tell me first, do you know Ye Kui?" The gentle idiot is very good at it, and he said with style, I know Ye Kui is this Something with weak ghost power. However, this kind of thing is really not common. I also wanted to test the strength of the gentle idiot, so I pretended not to believe it and said provocatively:
"Yokui? What is it? A ghost? I don't believe it unless you catch one and show it to me."
The gentle idiot smiled, nuzzled at me and said, "You don't need me to catch it. There happens to be one ready. Isn't it right behind you? Do you dare to look back?" After saying that, he nudged at me again. He nuzzled his mouth, meaning he asked me to look back.
I turned around and looked back. Apart from the extra shadow, there was no other abnormality. However, that shadow still imitates me, still follows the same posture and frequency as me, it can be said that it is completely synchronized with me.
"Let me tell you, this evil spirit is called Ye Kui, and he is a bit like the scapegoat that people rumored to be. However, this evil thing does not harm people for the purpose of reincarnation. Instead, it is fun. It harms people just for fun. This is the first time I heard of it. Right. It doesn't have much spiritual power. It's a very weak ghost that just likes to eat people's souls." What the gentle idiot said is right. Ye Kui really has this kind of virtue and is not very malignant. , Ye Kui would not dare to provoke anyone with a stronger yang energy. Maybe, instead of taking away other people's souls, I killed myself. That means a young person like me is easily targeted by this evil spirit. Anyway, the gentle idiot saved my life, so I owe him.
I turned my head again and looked at the Ye Kui he was talking about. I saw that its posture was a little funny, but I couldn't laugh no matter what, because even the gentle idiots said it was a soul-eater. Xie Sui, I was just a little scared. However, I seem to understand something, but I just don’t know how to describe it. He could only look at the gentle idiot in confusion. He was professional in dealing with such evil spirits. It's just that, in my opinion, his ability is just child's play, but if others don't know, I shouldn't show off or show off. Who told us to have different frequencies, so I won't do useless work with others.
The gentle idiot was not in a hurry to take action, but teased me: "Hey, kid, aren't you a good runner? Why don't you stop running? You keep running, huh, you don't even know when you're about to die." You still blame me for giving you a watermelon rind. If it weren’t for this watermelon rind, you would be dead. Just wait for your family to arrange your funeral!"
What he said made me tremble in my heart. This gentle idiot must not be joking, but I didn't understand what he meant. Did he make a mountain out of a molehill? Before I could figure it out, I heard him continue: "Actually, you were beaten up by a ghost, and the person who mentioned your shadow behind you was Ye Kui. Fortunately, I am here, otherwise I could have given you a drink."
After the gentle idiot finished speaking, he walked towards the shadow that was following me. When he got there, he saw that I was about to turn my head, so he quickly stopped and said, "Don't move, kid. I'm catching it." I saw that he was thinking of me. I couldn't understand the spell, and then I grabbed it forward out of thin air, and heard a squeaking sound, but I saw a gray figure gradually appear from his hand, and the gentle and stupid hand pinched the figure tightly. The figure's neck, and the figure's feet were also stepping on the shadow that was changing with my movements... The gentle idiot, it's amazing, he is indeed a capable idiot.
As his hand got tighter and tighter, the figure seemed to have come to life and began to struggle wildly. Now it seemed that the figure was like a child who was being played with, and was about to run out of breath. Finally, the little shadow couldn't stand it any longer, and when he put his feet back, he saw the shadow that was stepped on by his feet. He quickly returned to my feet and suddenly merged with my shadow. One body, what is going on? I observed my own shadow. Oh my god, my shadow is now one level darker than before. The evil spirit named Ye Kui really ate away my shadow.
Damn it, you damn Ye Kui, it turned out to be your fault! The extra shadow I had just now turned out to be not someone else's, but my own. It was a part of the shadow that was taken away from my shadow. That shadow just left my body and was held captive by the evil spirit named Ye Kui, thanks to the gentle idiot.
Now, the shadow has returned to its normal form, and the gentle idiot smiled: "You little thing, let me catch you, you can die." After saying that, he recited a few more spells that I didn't understand, His left hand generated a stream of blue fire, which was inserted into Ye Kui's black head. Then he released his right hand that was holding Ye Kui's neck. With a sound of "Ah", the thing turned into a ball of blue smoke and floated up into the sky. Lost. I know that the gentle idiot has killed the little evil spirit Ye Kui. Although Ye Kui's malignancy and harm are very small, he is still a scourge regardless of his size. If it is dealt with correctly, there is nothing wrong with it.
After finishing dealing with Ye Kui, the gentle idiot looked at me and smiled: "What do you do with these eyes? You are so blind! Do you know that a normal person has three souls and seven souls? Three souls and seven souls are What, you know?”
This kid is actually selling the Three-Character Sutra in front of a saint. You, a little Taoist priest, are actually showing off to me. However, I still wanted to let him develop my eyes early so that I could return to my life line, so I did not answer him. He just smiled and pretended not to know, then shook his head and said, "I don't know, what are three souls and seven souls?"
"Hey, you're a supernatural writer. You don't even know about the Three Souls and Seven Souls. No wonder the clicks and collection rates of your articles are so low! It turns out that they're all just showy. You don't have any real skills, right? ! Then I will spread the knowledge to you."
"The theory of three souls and seven souls has various explanations, and the three souls recognized by our Taoists are the soul, the awakened soul and the living soul. Specifically, the seven souls are, one soul is Tianzhong, the second soul is spiritual wisdom, and the third soul is Qi, the four souls are the strength, the five souls are the center, the six souls are the essence, and the seven souls are the heroes.”
"What? There are so many other sayings about the Three Souls. Tell me!" I had to pretend that I was very interesting and praised him. I even said, "Master Yang, you are really amazing. What you said Things can add material to my writing, I like it very much. Thank you, now my supernatural world will be more exciting and richer."
"The soul, also known as the main soul or the heavenly soul, is the original soul among the three souls. Once the main soul is lost, the body loses its host and the person will die immediately; the awakening soul, also known as the earth soul or the visual soul, It is the secondary soul among the three souls. If a person does not have the earth soul, he will not die immediately, but he will be unconscious. After a certain period of time, if the earth soul has not returned to the body, then the person is really dead; life The soul, also called the human soul and the elephant soul, is the soul that controls the nerves among the three souls. It is different from the situation where the main soul and the earth soul will die if the main soul and the earth soul are lost. When the human soul is lost, there are only two results, either stupidity and daily life. All you can do is drool, giggle, or become a lunatic."
At this point, the gentle idiot gave me another pass and asked: "Zhang Ruoxu, do you know which of your souls was taken away by Ye Kui? Is it the heavenly soul, the earthly soul or the human soul?"
"How did I know this? Stop being so pretentious and tell me quickly!" I urged him to speak quickly because there was still business to do.
"What we heard about being scared silly, scared crazy, and scared out of one's soul actually means one thing, that is, one is scared out of one's soul. Among the three souls, the human soul is the easiest to lose, because the human soul is the easiest to lose. The soul is controlled by emotions; besides, the earth soul is closest to the human body, and its inseparable shadow is the earth soul. If someone walks at night or passes a cemetery and suddenly falls unconscious, it means that the earth soul has been detained by evil spirits. Just now you lost your soul. Yes, it is the earth soul; the last one is the main soul. In addition, if the soul temporarily leaves the body, it can be saved, but the main soul cannot be saved. Once the main soul leaves the body, it will die immediately, so don’t throw away anything you throw away. The main soul is lost."
The gentle idiot kept talking more and more, and the more I listened, the more addicted he became. He added: "The soul of a person is your shadow. Let me tell you, what Ye Kui likes most is to create situations. The ghost in you The wall is created by it. It will make you panic and confused first. Then it will find a perfect opportunity to capture your soul by touching your body. But fortunately, the one you encountered However, because Ye Kui's cultivation is not enough, he still has no way to grab your earth soul and take it away at once. He can only choose your shadow, which is the earth soul outside the human body, to attack first. If it is a powerful one, you will already be in a coma. Not awake anymore.”
"Let me tell you this, if the earth soul leaves the body, is not restrained by evil spirits, and is within ten feet of the body, it can catch up with you and reset itself with your body. But, if you If the earth spirit leaves your body for more than ten feet, you will actually have a headache, dizziness, and then coma. If no one helps you get the earth spirit back, then you will have to cross the Naihe Bridge and drink Meng Po soup. Oh...I was wrong a little bit. Young souls cannot be reincarnated as adults. You just keep walking forward. You still think that the shadow is not yours! It's only a few seconds away. Fortunately, I The watermelon rind..." The gentle idiot started squealing at me again. I really saw that he felt unhappy. I have never seen someone who loves to show off so much. I had no choice but to pretend to compliment him and say, "Master Yang, you are so awesome. You, that's like a rat biting your ass - you are really awesome."
Now I have given this guy enough face. Although he is annoying to be a gentle idiot, but hey, he really saved my life at the critical moment. Even though the mysterious man walked down the line of life for me and was saved by him, at least he saved my life! The most important thing is that this is my noble man, and I still expect him to fully open my third eye for me!
He seemed to notice that I was distracted and said unhappily: "Idiot, are you still listening? If you don't want to listen, I won't tell you! Really, do you think I am willing to waste my time with you?" ?"
"Listen, listen, I'll listen, go ahead and talk!" I pretended to coax him to talk again.
The gentle idiot was arrogant for a moment, and then said: "The earth soul and the human soul may be regarded as secondary souls, but it cannot be said that they are unimportant. If you lose either of these two souls, within three days, you will be dead." You will fall into a coma due to the imbalance of yin and yang. The time of coma depends on the specific situation of the individual. The human soul does not know, but the earth soul is gone. If it exceeds 7749 days, it is really a death. Daluo Jinxian will help you It's futile to extend your life. So, you owe me a favor at the slightest, but you owe me a life at the worst. Think about how you can repay it, right?" The gentle idiot smiled proudly.
This kid's playful and smiling face really deserves a beating. Just now he was teaching me about my illiteracy in a serious manner, and now he has started to change his face for me. Isn't this just a business deal? First he traded my goods, and then he would raise the price. What a profiteer! But, he did indeed save my life, and I really owed him a huge favor. I really don’t know how to answer his question. How should I repay the debt? I was stumped.
However, when I thought about it, how could this gentle, idiotic guy let me repay my debt of gratitude so easily? I quickly started a verbal spat with him: "Hey, I said, don't think about blackmailing me because of this matter! Don't be so shameless, what do you want? I don't have anything to give you. , and besides, I didn’t ask you to save me, it’s just your own passion.” I had no choice but to play rogue with him, even if I gave him too many sweet dates, I would slap him twice to prevent him from getting carried away.
"Hey, you kid, you don't have much ability, but you are quite a rogue! I really can't do anything to you, but, I also said it in advance. The Ye Kui just now hasn't formed a climate yet. But, this mass burial There are a lot of resentful ghosts living in the post. Most of them died unexpectedly, or died in a foreign land, so they have deep resentments. I can't guarantee whether there are powerful ghosts here. Oh, I forgot to tell you, actually, You haven't walked out of the mass graves yet, why don't you take a walk and see for yourself, it's still an hour before 12 o'clock, let's meet at the Tianlong Gym!" The gentle idiot grabbed me and raised his leg to leave.
Ah, am I still in the cycle of mass graves? Emotionally, I was still spinning in circles, and that wasn't going to work. I quickly coaxed with a smile on my face and said, "No, no, no, please don't, we can discuss it easily, we can discuss it easily."
I almost fell into the trap of the gentle idiot just now, and I felt guilty, so I didn't want to do it. Although, it was obvious that this was a conspiracy designed by the gentle idiot for me. However, I still had to jump in. He didn't come here specially to wait for me, but had already been sitting on a big tree to observe me. He was also determined that I couldn't get out of this mass grave, so he had already Just lurking here. But, now I am the grandson and he is the uncle. I can’t afford to offend him. Even if I want to make a comeback, I can’t come up with any capital. I am really afraid that I will offend this man and leave me here alone to continue to go around. Oh, I'm going around, but I still can't get out. Forget it, I'm a coward. Who told me to have a bad time? If I really had to walk out of this mass grave on my own, I really couldn't tell when it happened.
"Hey, I'm talking about Yang Xian, Uncle Yang, Tianshi Yang, Ancestor Yang... I have cigarettes here, do you want to smoke?" As I said that, I quickly took out my Yellow Crane Tower and handed it over. , just need to light a fire for others.
This guy really got an advantage and behaved well. He gave me a cold look and said, "Stop fooling me with your broken cigarette. I won't do this. Aren't you a capable kid? Then go out on your own." Aren’t you denying the favor you owe me?”
"Oh, Master, look at what you said, why don't I owe you a favor? I owe, I owe, I owe you a big favor. Since you saved me, then tell me, I How should I repay Uncle Yang Xian for your 'great kindness'?" I deliberately emphasized the four words "great kindness" and my tone became more serious. I could only use this weak way to give a little Resisted.
The gentle idiot enjoyed my flattery very much and chose to ignore the words 'great kindness' and said with a smile: "Zhang Ruoxu, you really deserve to die! However, I still give you a chance to repay you. Actually, You don't owe me anything. It's just a little effort to save you. As for you, you are just returning a favor to me. This is just a simple exchange of things, a fair business at the time. What I have to do now is to help you find you. The lost longevity lock, and you want to give it to me for safekeeping. Anyway, the longevity lock has passed its 24-year lifespan, so it’s useless for you to keep it?"
Sure enough, gold can't come out of a wolf's mouth. This guy is still thinking about the longevity lock, otherwise, he would never save me for no reason. However, I am not surprised by his request. I just didn’t expect that his city was so deep. In order to get the longevity lock, he deliberately arranged such a situation. He was really thoughtful!
"It's not that I don't want to give it to you, it's just that I've lost the longevity lock for a long time. I don't even know where it is? How should I give it to you!" After saying that, I spread my hands and shook them in confusion. He shook his head to show that he was helpless.
"Besides, Yang Xian, I remember what you said. Your master has mass-produced seven long-life locks for people to survive. Isn't it just a matter of collecting three of them? Why are you looking for the one I lost? ? I don’t even know where I lost it, can you find it?” I began to laugh at this guy who didn’t draft his words from the bottom of my heart.
After listening to this, the gentle idiot curled up his fingers into a hook shape, hit me hard on the head, glanced at me with that kind of contempt and contempt, and slowly spit out: "You bitch Yes, are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? Let me explain two points. The first point is that after I help you find the longevity lock you lost, you have to give it to me, OK? The second point is that after I help you find the longevity lock you lost, Point, when I say find more than three, I mean the real number, not the legal number that includes the original number, but the mathematical number that does not include the original number. In other words, I want to find four longevity locks. .”
... The sarcastic and mocking words of the gentle idiot made me feel very unhappy. I made at least three international friendly gestures to him in my heart, and also scolded him ten times in a row, 'fuck you', because , I am neither really stupid nor pretending to be stupid. You motherfucker uses law and mathematics to confuse concepts with me. How can I understand? Show off what? Isn't it just that you can understand "Advanced Mathematics"? Holy shit!
"Except for the one you lost, there should be at least six more longevity locks. But the photo you showed me, the one taken, is now kept by the detectives as evidence. Can I get it first? Not to mention, besides, it’s been sealed with cement for so long, and I’m not sure whether it can be used, so I have to prepare for the worst.”
Worst-case scenario, what is the worst-case scenario? Don’t you have a PhD in mathematics? Probability issues should not be difficult for you to understand, or else it's just bad luck.
He continued: "In addition to these two longevity locks and the one that Uncle Changge asked for, there should be four more. I have been looking for these four for so many years. I haven't found any valuable clues, even if it's a Probability issues require a basis to calculate the probability! Let's put it this way, the difficulty is simply like finding a needle in a haystack, or finding an embroidery needle in the Pacific Ocean. Now, I can only hope to find the longevity lock you lost first, although, You lost it. But at least I know where you lost it? How? Looking at it now, I can only find the longevity lock you lost first. Because time is limited, and since other questions in the exam paper are very difficult, then I can only start with the simple ones."
This sounds reasonable. I nodded and admired him from the bottom of my heart. He was indeed a top student in the mathematics department. He didn’t learn mathematics in vain. This must be the motivation for learning! It sounds a bit ridiculous. You are so good at studying advanced mathematics, especially probability, in order to find a longevity lock, a product of idealism, and use the principles of materialism to find it. There is absolutely no other person in the world except you, a gentle idiot. However, I'm afraid I won't be able to find another person as thoughtful as him in this world.
Just when I was thinking about how to find the longevity lock I lost, the gentle idiot brought the topic to me again: "The key is your eyes that can see evil..."
"You have to use my eyes, why are my eyes the focus again?" I asked doubtfully, thinking about the few times I have dealt with the gentle idiot, he is indeed a person with two skills. , still a ruthless character. But judging from the fact that he saved my earthly soul with a watermelon rind and immediately caught Ye Kui who was eating my soul in his hands, he is an expert at dealing with dirty things. The most amazing thing is that my He could catch Ye Kui even without his Yin and Yang eyes noticing.
I then said: "You are so capable, and you still want to use my eyes, are you kidding me? This makes me so puzzled, and even a little bit shocked."
"As I said, I blinded you in vain!"
