It was already 4pm when I was catching the afternoon train back to my hometown. After booking my ticket on the railway, I almost turned the apartment upside down. I even dug out the one-yuan coin that was gathering dust at the foot of the bed, and found it alone. I don’t know whether that damn thing should be called a “long-life lock” or a “life-paying lock”. Could this thing fly? I was pretty sure that the longevity lock was buried under my pillow. It was missing and could not be found. I had no choice but to accept this cruel reality. I originally planned to go back to my hometown in three days to ask Uncle Changge about the old Taoist priest. . However, important things were lost, so I had to catch up on my schedule.
On the way to the train station, I still called Zhang Xiaoxian's widow. From the other end of the phone, I could hear that she was still sad. It was obvious that she had not yet recovered from the pain of the collapse of the mainstay of her family. I was also a little worried about this woman. Will you commit suicide? However, when I told her what I had just experienced in the apartment, especially after I told her about it four times, she paused for a while, and then started crying again.
However, I was not stupid enough to tell her the whole incident in detail. I had to polish it a little bit. I didn’t mention anything about the longevity lock and said that I just had a dream. Of course, I won’t tell her about my ability to see supernatural individuals, because I don’t know if this is a human special function or a genetic mutation. I hope she can be deceived, and I also hope that Keni's feelings for Zhang Xiaoxian are true.
Originally, I thought it was some kind of clue! As it turned out, Si Lian Keni was just the secret code for their couple. The answer she gave me was that before she met Zhang Xiaoxian, her name was Li Sini. Because her parents were uneducated, the four girls she gave birth to were arranged starting from Dani. Arrived at the fourth child. However, Zhang Xiaoxian is a poor talker, and when teasing his wife, he will call her "Kenny" four times in a row. I really want to make fun of him, how about imitating Zhu Yuanzhang and his father Zhu Wusi? Do you want to name Ming Taizu Zhu Chongba?
Regardless of whether it is true or not, this is the answer they gave me. I am embarrassed to doubt it. Who gives me no reason to doubt it? Even if I feel that Zhang Xiaoxian's meaning is not that simple, at present, I can only assume that the clue given by Zhang Xiaoxian is broken. As a result, I was almost delusional as to whether I was a mental patient or not. Therefore, I will assume that what Keni said is the truth. Anyway, the longevity lock is the top priority and should be dealt with first.
Danzhou City is an inconspicuous third-tier small city, and Xiaofei County under it is a little-known small place. But it just so happens that such a shabby little place is connected to a train. It's just that my reverse train is an 'old antique' type train, or a 'green train' from the 1980s and 1990s. In an era when high-speed trains are all over the country's railway network, and the carriages are more comfortable and faster than first-class, there is only one slow train going back to my hometown. In fact, in order to save operating costs, the railway used the eliminated green trains for inter-county The railway is on.
The total distance from the provincial railway station to the county railway station is only 230 kilometers, and it takes nearly six hours to travel. The terrible thing is that this green slow train must stop at every station. It goes all the way from south to north, crossing two cities, but It has to stop at 12 stations, and each stop takes more than five minutes. Isn't this slow? However, this is not the most terrible thing. What is even more terrible is that on such a hot day, there is only a rotating fan and no air conditioning in the carriage. Just imagine, on a hot summer day, who doesn't want to hide in an air-conditioned room to cool down, but I have to take this terrible "green car". Since it makes sense for the Ministry of Railways to allow such backward models to operate, it is to make it easier for migrant workers to ride. It is not easy for people who work in cities to make money, so most of them are willing to squeeze into green cars just to take advantage of it.
It is now the hot summer season of July, and the sun above our heads is roasting the people on our train wantonly. The old green leather car is not transparent and the air does not circulate, so it is naturally stuffy. Although it is the off-season for travel, and city dwellers who pursue comfort don't care about those three melons and two dates, this kind of train that must stop at every station and give way to other trains is still used by many country people who come to the city to work. Most of these people are unscrupulous. They either expose their breasts or put their smelly feet on the car seats. The air in the car is filled with body odor, foot odor, bad breath, and the smell of cigarette smoke. I can’t describe what it smells like. It just makes people feel Above.
Fortunately, most of these people were short-distance travellers, and tickets were easy to buy. My seat happened to be by the window, so I leaned on the badly worn leather seat and started using my phone to activate the longevity lock. I thought I could find some clues, but what I found were either purchase links for longevity locks or customized web pages, which was not enough to waste mobile phone data! The train wandered slowly, like a cradle. Looking at my phone made my eyelids heavy, but I was worried that some thieves would take out my luggage while I was sleeping. I could only hold my backpack tight and doze off with my eyes half-open and half-closed. Be wary of the third hand. Because most migrant workers on green leather vehicles don’t know how to use smartphones yet, so they still carry banknotes. Skilled thieves like this type of vehicle.
Fortunately, my seat was in the back, and the person sitting in the same row as me was a peasant woman. As for her naughty child running wildly in the carriage, the peasant woman scolded her a lot, but to no avail. Sitting across from me was a slightly fat middle-aged woman. Her face and skin looked rustic, but this woman wore heavy makeup and wore a very mismatched low-cut top, exposing her career line. Come and show it to others. To put it bluntly, I’m sitting right across from her. It’s just for me to show! But, I'm not interested in MILFs showing off their coquettishness. Sitting next to her was a man in a white shirt, with a middle parted hair, and wearing a pair of black-rimmed myopia glasses. He looked gentle, and he was an intellectual. He was holding a copy of "Advanced Mathematics" in his hand. Such a bumpy train. Even though he can still see clearly, this is how he develops myopia.
But in a daze, I realized something was a little bit wrong. How could the fat middle-aged woman in front of me be so transparent? Could it be that she was dirty, or was there something wrong with my eyes again? Something is wrong, I feel very wrong. However, my eyes still hurt a little at this time. According to what the mysterious man said, I am growing eyes! It’s hard to say what the specific situation is, it’s really hard to say.
The slow green leather car was like an old cow that was not full. It could not pull the car, and I was tired before I even got to the destination. I'm really sleepy. It's still four hours before I get to the county train station. How about I take a nap here? I had just closed my eyes and was about to go find Zhou Gong, when a fresh and gentle female voice came into my ears. The delicate voice melted my heart: "Excuse me, is there anyone sitting in this seat?"
I opened my eyes slightly and saw a white lace shirt. There was no fat on the waist and abdomen, but the chest was generally developed. The two slender arms were white and flawless. The skin was really white. Looking up, you can see a handsome and fair oval face, delicate and coordinated facial features, thin eyebrow line, big watery eyes, tall and straight small nose bridge, the most amazing thing is the round and plump lips with a slight pink color, and finally a neat ponytail Braids, the whole person is so fresh and graceful, completely befitting the beauty. What I can't stand the most is the long, white and tender legs. Hey, women, long legs are amazing.
"Hey, isn't this person my Deng Wanwan? But now that she is dressed more innocently, is she the woman that the mysterious man told me about as one of the two key factors in life?" I thought to myself. , why don’t you say hello.
"That...that beauty, is your surname Deng and Deng Wanwan?" I said boldly.
The beautiful woman smiled at me and said, "I'm sorry, you got the wrong person. I'm not Deng Wanwan. Maybe the woman named Deng Wanwan I told you looks very similar! However, your tactic of flirting with girls , it’s out of date, sorry.”
At this moment, I was extremely embarrassed. The peasant woman holding the child next to me also rolled her eyes at me, expressing that she looked down on me. On the contrary, the idiot who wears glasses and reads "Advanced Mathematics" is very calm. He really doesn't listen to what is going on outside the window and only reads the books of sages...
Nowadays, who doesn’t gossip? This kid is definitely an exception, but hey! That's right, it takes a fool who loves learning to treat such profound and complex mathematical knowledge as delicacies and enjoy knowledge happily.
Forget it, the embarrassment is only for a short while. Since she is not Deng Wanwan, I won't start a conversation. I will continue to admire this beauty. Now I am not Yang Sheng, the proud disciple of Jidao Tianshi Pavilion. I am just an ordinary coder.
This beauty is definitely the epitome of white skin, beauty, and long legs. It makes me crazy, dumbfounded, sleepless, and I want to drool just looking at this beauty. If you want to talk about the flaw, it is that the filler position that women are most proud of is a little small.
The girl seemed to notice my gaffe, coughed twice, and decisively interrupted my infatuation, "Excuse me, is there anyone sitting in this seat?" I then realized that this girl was a little unhappy. She asked me on purpose just to show off, and warned me not to have any ideas about her. It was strange, how could such a beautiful woman be so domineering? Is she really going to do it? The three seats in my row have been occupied by me, the peasant woman, and her naughty child, so there is no room left.
When I was about to answer her question, the gentle scholar diagonally across from me raised his head and answered before me: "Sit here, I just have a seat."
After answering, he lowered his head and turned a page, continuing to read those numerical symbols that gave him a headache. What is calmness? Being calm is when a beautiful girl with a fairy-like appearance takes the initiative to strike up a conversation with you, and the person being struck up a conversation can calmly and leisurely swim in the ocean of knowledge. Just because this idiot can pretend to be cool, I scolded the gentle scholar as a polite scum in my heart. I said to myself: "Idiot, what are you pretending to be like? How dare you swim in the ocean of knowledge when such a beautiful woman is talking to you? I can't drown you." An idiot."
I still underestimated that idiot's calm mentality. In order to avoid being called a swindler, I stood up and gave up my seat. The beauty was not polite, she stuffed her luggage bag on the shelf, walked over to me and sat down, forming a complementary contrast with the middle-aged woman next to me. One is fair-skinned, beautiful and has long legs, but her breasts are a bit lacking. The other is darker and has an average appearance. Because she is a bit fatter and wears plain cloth pants, the advantages of her legs cannot be shown. The only thing that can be shown is the career line of a woman. . Obviously, I still like fair skin, beauty and long legs.
Unexpectedly, the beauty smiled at the idiot and said, "Handsome, please sit down and I'll just lean in."
"No need, since men and women don't have sex, I'll just stand there. Anyway, I'm only one stop away."
The man with glasses really hides it well enough. If your boyfriend is not a lecherous man, why are you pretending? Unless, you are not a normal man. Baby, you pretend to be like me, how happy it is to be able to sit next to such a beautiful woman.
I, on the other hand, deliberately used my mobile phone as a cover and took the opportunity to peek at that beauty. Who made me interested in fair skin, beauty and long legs? However, I felt uncomfortable with such an unnatural posture. I squinted my eyes, which was so tiring!
However, it is worth it to enjoy the beautiful scenery in front of you.
More than four hours passed in a flash. It was now past eight o'clock in the evening, and it was getting dark. This old green train was really boring. It kept stopping and going on the railway, slowly. Heading towards the terminal. It would be a waste of time to wander around on such a boring train. However, fortunately, the beautiful woman opposite me is eye-catching enough. I didn’t feel tired after peeking at her for so long. In other words, I would rather be tired but happy. The peasant woman sitting next to me had already got off the bus at the previous stop with her naughty child. The old woman next to the beauty left her seat more than an hour ago and has not come back yet. Maybe she got off the bus early. . Looking at the gentle idiot diagonally across from me, he has been staring at the high-level mathematics book for a long time. If he hadn't turned the pages after a few minutes or took a pen to make a note, I would have thought he was a wax figure...
The previous stop was a prefecture-level city station, which was the second largest station that the train passed. It took another forty to fifty minutes to get to the next station. However, the number of people on the train had obviously decreased, and it looked like it was less than half. I don’t know if it’s because there are fewer people on board, and the burden on the train has been reduced. I feel that the speed of the train has obviously increased, there are a lot of empty seats, and the temperature has dropped a little. Most of the people who are as tired as me are lying around or leaning on the train. On the benches of the train, snoring sounds could be heard from time to time. At this time, most people were asleep or starting to feel sleepy, which was the best time for thieves to attack. I didn't dare to sleep, but my sleepiness and fatigue defeated my mental strength, and I finally leaned against the inner wall of the carriage. I began to fall asleep in a daze.
I don’t know how long I slept, but when I opened my sleepy eyes, the first thing I saw was no longer fair-skinned and beautiful with long legs, but the back of a man, which completely blocked my sight. . Forget it, I'm still sleepy anyway, so I'll squint for a while. But as soon as I closed my eyes, a thought flashed through my mind - it was a thief. His sneaky movements indicate that he is not a good person at first glance. The sleepiness disappeared all at once, and I woke up.
However, when I woke up, I didn't have an attack immediately. The first thing I had to do was to check whether my belongings were still safe. My cell phone... was there! Wallet...huh? Where did the wallet go? It's all my fault that I didn't carry such an important wallet close to my body, but put it in the outer pocket of my backpack. My money, bank card, ID card, and phone book are all in my wallet. Wouldn’t I lose them all if I lose them? Hey, why don’t these three hands have some basic moral integrity? If you are seeking money but not material things, then leave my things to me!
At this time, the dog thief was still concentrating on stealing things. He was also a technical thief and was using big tweezers to do something to the trouser pocket of the sleeping beauty. Okay, you really let me catch you. Let’s see if I don’t catch you, and you can express yourself in front of beautiful women. If you say catch me, I'll catch him. I sat up quietly and soundlessly, as if I was entering the village quietly, without the posture of a shooter, in order to catch the thief in action and catch the thief off guard.
I said in my heart: "Good thief, become my victim to capture the beauty's heart. This is the only way to win the beauty's favor."
"What a thief! You dare to steal in broad daylight." I suddenly stood up and shouted, and quickly took out my right hand to grab the thief's tweezers.
The idea was great, but the operation was terrible. Maybe it was because my blood was not flowing smoothly after sitting for a long time. As soon as I stood up, my feet went weak, my legs felt numb, and I fell forward. Then, there was such a crisp "pop", and my whole body fell on the beautiful woman opposite! And my hands have become slutty hands. I can clearly feel the soft texture and silky skin with my hands. It feels really good to touch, but I am about to be doomed. As for the thief's hand, he had already withdrawn it and stood aside hastily. Now, the thief's hand was innocently put in his pocket, and my hand was tightly attached to the beautiful girl's white and tender thigh. This was Chi Guoguo's 'wiping oil'.
The yell I just made was originally intended to wake up most of the people who were eating melons to see me act bravely for justice. As a result, these people have now become witnesses of my rogue behavior. As a result, everyone in the carriage looked at me, the person who made the sound. Several nefarious people came over, and they were already gearing up. They didn't know the truth and wanted to beat me up. I called him a thief. However, it was self-defeating. Because, they didn't see the thief, but instead found the person who was shouting to catch the thief, but when his whole body was pressed seamlessly on a beautiful woman, his eyes conveyed a look of recognition of 'rogue', but there were also Some people were drooling after watching it, and they were probably still thinking, "This guy is so brave, he dares to molest a beautiful woman in the carriage."
The train conductors all came over, not knowing what to do. The calmest person was the gentle idiot reading Advanced Mathematics. He pretended not to notice and continued to calmly look at the book in his hand, with the beautiful woman sitting next to him. It's not chaotic. Even I jumped on him and turned a blind eye. Is this guy abnormal?
Oh, no, he looks familiar to me. I seem to have seen him somewhere? Where is it? But at this moment, my brain was short-circuited and I couldn't remember who this familiar person was and where I had seen him.
A strong palm force pushed me away, and the beauty who was pressed by me blushed and said angrily: "Huh, thief, I didn't see it, but there is a ready-made pervert here. From me As soon as I sat down, you kept peeking at me, don't think I don't know, I can't believe that you are so cowardly that you dare to be close to me openly!"
After I finished speaking, I didn't dare to look up at her face, let alone look into her eyes. Just hearing the sound of her gnashing her teeth, I knew how angry she was now. I could only lower my head, not daring to breathe. When I looked at her big white legs, they were already red with my hands. Just when I was about to apologize and beg for forgiveness, my wrist was pinched, and a sharp pain rushed into the depths of my nerves. The beauty grabbed my wrist and twisted it so that I turned over and pressed my face against the back of the bench. At the same time, there was a popping sound in my right shoulder, and another burst of pain entered my body. I was afraid of dislocation, and instinctively wanted to push back. After all, the joints were not twisted like this. But I couldn't use any strength at all, and I realized that what I had offended was a practitioner. A beautiful woman who seemed weak and weak, but was so good at capturing her.
When I looked back, the beauty was clenching her teeth, wishing to tear me into pieces, while the real thief was looking at me from a distance, grinning and laughing.
I was suppressed by the beautiful woman. I wanted to move but couldn't. Hey, I really didn't mean to take advantage of you, I really wanted to catch the thief, but that's the fact. I said that I was more wronged than Dou E, but that was impossible.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's really just a misunderstanding. Beauty, listen to my explanation, I really didn't mean it." It was so painful to be suppressed by this beauty's tiger claws. Besides, how could I feel so good about being misunderstood as a gangster? , so I quickly explained.
It was fine if I didn't speak, but when I spoke, I became even more angry. It felt like the joints in my shoulders had been twisted off, and severe pain and numbness spread throughout my body. I regretted my explanation. Apparently, people had taken my explanation as a cover-up. Then, this beauty gave me a classic Hong Kong police arrest speech, "You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court."
I even had the lines for this Hong Kong drama corrected, and it’s true that silence is golden. But fortunately, he didn’t say that he would be lenient if he confessed and strict if he resisted. Because I know that if I really confess, then I will be jailed. On the contrary, if I resist and be strict, then I can go home for the New Year. I glanced at the guy reading the book again, but he still ignored me. I said to myself: "You kid didn't sleep a wink the whole time. You must have seen it all when there was a thief. I acted bravely and was ravaged like this." , can’t you say something fair? Forget it, let’s ask for a life-saving straw from the other side of me.”
"Hey, that guy with glasses, stop reading. You didn't close your eyes the whole time and kept reading. Please be fair, I'm not a pervert, I'm a good person who really catches thieves. You just Can you prove it to me? Okay?" I almost lost my face, just to beg this person who refuses to open his mouth to say a word to save my life. However, it's better not to ask, but once I ask, I will What's even worse is that this guy is really good at adding insult to injury.
But the gentle idiot who was reading the book added a damning sentence, "Facts speak louder than words. You have put your whole body on others, and everyone has seen it. Do you still want to deny it? There are no thieves, but serious gangsters are ready." Besides, the word gangster is not written on his face." The atmosphere at this time was extremely tense. The idiot who was studying calmly and calmly suddenly made a joke that was neither cold nor cold, which angered the crowd. Everyone burst into laughter, this damn guy, he was teasing me even though I was so miserable, using my miserable appearance to lighten the mood for everyone.
The most pitiful thing is that my right arm is tied so tightly that even if it is a big joke, I can't laugh at it. It was so painful that it hurt so much that it penetrated my bones. Only I knew that I had been wronged, so I was willing to risk my arm being broken off and shouted out again, "Conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't mean to do this." Yes, I guarantee with my personality that there really was a thief just now, and he was stealing things! It’s true, I’ll prove it to you with my head, beauty, it’s true.”
However, the beautiful woman didn't agree with me and squeezed my arm even harder. The intense pain made me almost burst into tears. The beauty was still unwilling to give up. She gritted her teeth and retorted angrily: "You silly little thief, what did you say? Do you think I am a three-year-old child? Do you think you can coax me to go through with a miserable deal and an oath? Bah, you said you're not a pervert, so why didn't you take your eyes off me from the moment I sat across from you? What's your explanation? You acted like a gangster to me, and everyone in the car saw it, but you still pretended? How shameless. Today, you fall into my hands. It’s bad luck for you, if I don’t take care of you.” Hearing these words, I wanted to scold my mother, and thought to myself: “You are such a pretty girl, how can you speak so viciously? , even if I am a pervert, I just had a close encounter with you unintentionally, what about it?"
At this time, that damned gentle idiot started to act mean again, and said one of Zhuge Liang's classic lines out of thin air, "I have never seen such a shameless person." As soon as this statement came out, he once again successfully filled the compartment. The crowd laughed.
"You bastard, nerd. Did I provoke you or offend you? You always use your foul mouth to hit the target indiscriminately. You wait for me, it will be better for you." After greeting this person in his heart, he got a thousand cuts. After that, the beautiful woman exerted another force, which made me cry out in pain. My arm made another bang sound, and I felt as if the bones had slipped out.
"Miss, it's almost enough. You've already dislocated his arm just now. Don't use any more force. Even if he molests you first, you can't go too far. If you really hurt him, you will do it again. It's troublesome. The police will really ask you for information, believe me." This time, the polite idiot said something humane and did not continue to use the sword to counter the fire.
However, the beautiful woman still refused to give up and said: "Huh, such a gangster does not deserve sympathy. I just cleaned it up and taught him a lesson. Will he dare to do it again in the future? As soon as I came over, he became jealous and lewd. Narrow people are definitely not good people."
I also lost my temper and retorted: "Beauty, you don't dare to say that. There are so many people in the carriage. I don't believe they are all asleep. There must be one or two who are awake. Ask them carefully. Is there a thief?" The beauty's face suddenly changed and she relaxed a little, but she still held me back tightly. He looked around and asked the people around him with his eyes. However, he still lowered his head and asked the gentle idiot in a low voice, "I don't believe what he said. I just believe you if you can sit next to me and concentrate on reading. Is there really a thief?"
Ouch, my ancestors, what are you asking this guy for? This boy is thin and has a gentle appearance. He looks very weak at first glance. Besides, the thief is much stronger than him. It is obvious at a glance that he is a timid and timid master. If I count on him to clear my grievances, then I might as well buy a lottery ticket. Besides, what is the logic of this beauty? Just because that kid is watching over you while he reads a book, do you believe in his character? What kind of brain circuit is this! Maybe this kid is a muffled pervert? Yep, the people who hide the deepest are often the most dangerous people. I understand this very well.
I said in my heart: "It's over, I'm really done. Seeing him like this, he is a fearful person. I guess if I didn't notice something like this while reading, I would really be in danger and be ravaged by a beautiful woman. Doubt life."
The gentle idiot first coughed and cleared his throat, then took off his glasses, rubbed the bridge of his nose and put them on again before he said slowly: "A thief, right? Well... Yes, indeed there is, and just now he was Use the big tweezers to pick up the money in your pocket!"
Just when I thought it was over, the gentle idiot suddenly said something I didn't expect. I was so slow that I was suddenly startled. I was about to say something bad, but I swallowed it back just as I was about to say it. I begged for nothing and said to the beautiful woman who suppressed me: "Beauty, did you hear this? This idiot said that there was a thief and that he was stealing your things. Now someone has testified for me, can you? Let me go?"
The gentle idiot was stupid, but she did me a favor. However, the beautiful woman was still unwilling to give in and gave me a fierce mouth: "Huh, you are lucky, but you'd better control your dirty hands. Don't do anything casually." If you touch me, I'll chop it up for you." Then he reluctantly let go of my arm, and at the moment he let go, severe pain surged up again.
The beautiful woman took my arm and said, "Masters, why are you so afraid of pain? Bear with it."
After saying that, I pulled hard again and reset my dislocated part. The beauty is a beauty, but she is also really tough...
This was the first time that someone misunderstood me so deeply and my joints were dislocated. When had I ever suffered such a great injustice? Although, in the end, the misunderstanding was clarified and my arm was reattached.
But just now, it really hurt, and I was still holding back a lot of anger. I originally wanted to vent it out to that beautiful woman, but I saw that she looked embarrassed and was still very angry with me. I was afraid that I would offend this beautiful woman. My aunt was punished by her again.
It's unlucky for me. I have to drink the bitter wine today. Who said I can't afford to offend others!
Besides, if a good man doesn’t fight with women, there’s nothing he can do about it. That’s just me. I’m a natural defender of feminism. You can say that I have wild fantasies when I see beautiful women, but I can’t help but lose my temper. If I think about it carefully, it’s all. Blame that polite nerd.
So, I turned around and complained about the polite idiot who was still reading advanced mathematics: "Hey, I said, that idiot wearing glasses and still looking at Arabic symbols, since you saw a thief stealing people's money, why didn't you Did you tell me earlier?"
Who knew that this idiot's words could make a dead person angry? But without raising his head, he sniffed and teased: "Humph, I told you earlier? Why? Besides, you didn't ask me if I had seen the thief. Why should I talk about stealing things?"
I am really going to be so angry at what this idiot said, who are these people? Is the social atmosphere so bad? Isn't it a good intention to remind the victim that someone is stealing something? It takes a little effort. Although, this polite idiot really has no obligation to tell, let alone unreasonable management.
"But, that beauty, this boy really wants to help you catch the thief with good intentions. You really misunderstood her. Moreover, he had been dozing off in the same position by the window. He stood up suddenly and his blood supply was not smooth. He will be confused and fall on you. So, beauty, you have misunderstood him." The gentle idiot suddenly changed his tone and said softly.
The polite nerd is annoying. However, this gentle idiot has a really good mouth. One sentence can make you angry, and the next sentence can make you forget everything. I said to myself: "You bastard, you really know how to act. You are the male protagonist of a contemporary novel, playing both positive and negative roles."
After saying this, the beauty was no longer so angry. On the contrary, she felt a little embarrassed. After all, she wrongly blamed me and made my arm hurt all the time. He was apologizing and fetching water, which made me feel embarrassed. Beauty is the most forgivable. Whatever mistakes I made, they would be trivialized. To borrow a sentence from One Piece Queen Boya Hancock - whatever the slave family does will be forgiven, because the slave family is so beautiful.
After chatting, I found out that the beauty who just beat me up was a graduate student at the Provincial Sports School, and she was also a provincial Sanda athlete. No wonder she was so good at reaching out. I began to secretly rejoice that I was so sensible in not getting mad at her just now.
The beauty's surname is Yin, and she is a famous man. Yin Shengnan is just as her name suggests, otherwise she is so tough. This year, he is in his second year of graduate school. Because of his carefree personality, he often gets into trouble. He also said that none of the boys in his school can beat him. Come on, he looks like a dominatrix, otherwise he would be called Katsuo! No man can beat him!
When the onlookers saw the two men and women who were incompatible enemies just now, and now they quickly turned into close friends chatting casually, they all shouted that they couldn't understand. The special thing is that this girl is also a pretty beauty, which attracted a group of people in the train. The elders are envious and jealous. Don't ask me how I know, I will just tell you that the eyes are the windows to the soul.
The most important thing is that I feel that the pain I just enjoyed was not in vain. It was a blessing in disguise for me. The happiest thing is that we also exchanged contact information with each other. Life turned around so fast that my little heart couldn't bear it, so at this time, I didn't think that gentle idiot was so annoying anymore. On the contrary, I still thought he was a little bit cute.
While chatting with Katsuo, I drank the hot water she brought me. After a while, I drank two large glasses. Suddenly I felt anxious and wanted to go pee. It happened that the gentle idiot just came out of the toilet, and I realized that I I only chatted with beautiful women and forgot to say thank you to them. Although my thank you came a bit late, at least they have cleared my wrongdoing.
Seeing him washing his hands in the sink, I walked over, turned sideways, and said, "Brother, thank you for what happened just now. If it weren't for you, I would really have died unjustly."
Little did I know that this man was really cold and cold, which made me feel so hot but cold. He was indeed the male protagonist of Shuangwen, and the contrast in his emotions was so huge. The polite idiot didn't answer my words, but instead said, "You're here to flirt with girls, where are the thieves? Where are the things?"
After he reminded me, I realized that I was in the worst situation now. My wallet was stolen by the thief just now. The money was not much, but the key was my ID card and bank card. It’s a lot of trouble to apply for a new ID card without it, and even worse with a bank card. That’s my royalties card. Without it, what would I eat?
However, fortunately, the train has been moving since I woke up, and the thief should still be in the car, unless he dared to jump out of the car. Since the gentle idiot reminded me, he must be a careful person. I quickly asked: "Good brother, did you see where that stinky thief went? I have to find him quickly."
The gentle idiot stopped answering my words, took out a wet wipe from his trouser pocket, wiped his face vigorously, turned around and walked to his seat, leaving an embarrassed me behind, paying attention to his back. .
"This person is really weird. Call him cold-blooded, but he really said the key words at critical moments to help me out. Call him warm-hearted, but he only said half of the words." After thinking to myself, I held back my anger. Angry, he was ready to return to his position and give them both a good look.
I just took two steps to my seat when the gentle idiot suddenly turned around and walked towards me, put his arm on my shoulders and said: "The thief may not be a human! Your eyesight will be blinded in vain." Ghost eyes!"
My heart trembled when I heard the gentle idiot's words. Damn, what, isn't the person who stole my things a human being? Also, how did this idiot know that I have yin and yang eyes?
With a skeptical attitude, I asked: "Well, the thief you are talking about is not necessarily a human being. What could it be? Also, do you know that my eyes are unusual? How do you know?"
Unexpectedly, the gentle man just smiled and said: "I just know."
Then, he sat down in his seat calmly.
