After listening to Xu Chengcheng's story about the fox wife, we all secretly sighed that the spirituality of animals is really amazing. Although foxes and the like are not human beings, they can still mess with the human life. As expected, no spiritual creature can be harmed at will. Moreover, this kind of spiritual creature also knows very well who is good to it and who is bad to it. If you are kind to it, it will naturally sacrifice your life to repay you. In the same way, if this kind of spiritual creature has a grudge against you, it will not be as simple as repaying you in this life, and it may harm you for generations.
Li Huhu suddenly became interested and said: "Hey, since the second senior brother told a story about a fox's wife, then I also have a story, and it is also a fox story, but it is a little different from what the second senior brother told before. If a few of you are willing to listen, how about I tell you something?"
Geng Biaobiao was naturally very happy and kept urging Li Huhu to tell his fox story. However, I found it boring and said casually: "It's up to you whether to tell the story or not. I'm not interested."
Su Kuangfeng was a little unhappy and said: "Junior Brother Yangsheng, it's not good for you to be like this! It's rare that Junior Brother Xuansheng is interested in chatting openly with us today. Don't spoil his interest. Let's let him tell us. Listen up." After saying that, he glanced at Xu Chengcheng mischievously, made eye contact, and Xu Chengcheng understood what Su Fengfeng meant.
Xu Chengcheng immediately said: "Yes, I support senior brother and let Xuan Sheng tell the story of the fox. Yang Sheng, don't spoil our fun. If you are spoiling our fun, I will beat you up. Don't think you are a master." My favorite disciple, I bully you just because I am my senior brother, what can you do?"
It's not up to me now, so I might as well just obey. I can only say this: "Okay, I also really want to hear the story told by the third senior brother. It makes me feel itchy. It's really boring."
Li Huhu was very proud and started her vixen story again.
During the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty, there was a handsome young man named Wan Sunliang, whose courtesy name was Zixiang. He read enough poems and books, and at the age of twelve he could pick up poems and songs at his fingertips. Wan Sunliang's family happened to be very wealthy, and the family's property was also very large. Although Wan Sunliang's various congenital indicators were good, his fate was unlucky. There is a saying that everything is ready and all he needs is east wind. Wan Sunliang is already in his twenties and has not yet been able to pass the exam to become a scholar. For a scholarly family, For many people, Wan Sunliang is really embarrassing. Anyone who has read the books of saints and sages for several years can be admitted as a scholar. Wan Sunliang, who is proficient in poetry, poetry and poetry, cannot be admitted as a scholar. , it really doesn’t make sense. There was an old custom in his hometown. The government sent official corvee services to those wealthy families. Honest and honest people often lost their fortunes. Wan Sunliang happened to be reported to be serving as a labor force. He was afraid and ran away. If he had the honor, he would not have to flee at all.
Wan Sunliang, once a child prodigy and now a poor man, ran to Jinan, Shandong Province. After escaping to the local area, he rented a room in a hotel to live. At night, a woman eloped. She was very beautiful. She happened to go to Wan Sunliang's room and begged him to take her in. Wan Sunliang liked her very much and agreed that she would live there again, so he kept her in his room. Own room to live in.
Wan Sunliang asked her name with concern, and the woman said: "I am a fox girl, but I will not harm you! If it is not a last resort, I will not take the initiative to ask for your help." Wan Sunliang liked the fox girl because , without doubting her at all, this is a typical style of knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and preferring to travel in the mountains with tigers. Of course, it can also be understood as meaning that if you don't do it, you won't die.
The fox girl repeatedly warned him: "Don't live with other guests. I have recently observed that your life is short, and do you know why you are always in bad luck? It's because you make too many foxy friends, which damages your moral character and consumes you." You are so energetic that you did not fail."
Wan Sunliang has been so fascinated by the fox girl that he can't walk anymore. How can he refuse to agree to his lover's advice? Therefore, the fox girl came to sleep with Wan Sunliang every day. He relied on the fox girl for all his daily necessities. Wan Sunliang was so happy that he said he had found a treasure. However, the good times did not last long, and several of Wan Sunliang's friends often came to him for parties, often sitting at his place all night long. Wan Sunliang was very tired of these gangsters, but he was too embarrassed to refuse, so he had to suppress his reluctance and tell the truth to the guests. When the guests heard about it, instead of restraining themselves, they became even more serious and wanted to see the fox girl. Wan Sunliang told the fox girl and asked her if she was willing to be tenacious. Although the fox girl was still in the boudoir and did not come out to meet these dandy children, she heard clearly and said to these so-called guests in the inner room: "Why are you seeing me? I am just a human being. !" Hearing the voice of the fox girl, it seemed as if he was in front of his eyes. He looked around, but there was no one there.
Among the few guests who came to Wan Sunliang's place again, there was one named Sun Fuyuan, who was frivolous and dissolute, and especially loved to joke. Regardless of men or women, they were often put off by his jokes. On this day, Sun Fuyuan took another opportunity and insisted that he must see the fox girl. He also said: "Hearing this delicate voice makes me fascinated! Why should you begrudge your beautiful face and let others just listen to it?" What about the sound that hurts Acacia? If you dare to show up, I will dare to claim that you were born by a bitch and raised by an old madam."
The fox girl was very angry when she heard Sun Fuyuan's teasing and ridicule, but she still held it back and was not angry. Instead, she smiled and scolded the prodigal son: "What a virtuous grandson! I want to draw a picture for your old grandmother." Just for fun? If your ancestors knew that you were so frivolous and shameless, wouldn't they embarrass many others? I am really embarrassed for your ancestors. Why did you give birth to such a good son and grandson, and you are so embarrassed?" Hu. The woman's playful counter-insult made the guests laugh.
The fox girl added: "I dare not hide it from everyone. In fact, I am a fox who has been practicing for more than a hundred years. Since I am a fox, I will tell the guests a fox allusion. Are you willing to listen?" All these fox friends and dog friends were clamoring, urging the fox girl to come soon, and quickly expressed to her that they were all willing to listen to the fox girl's story about the fox, and said it would be wonderful.
The fox girl said: "Once upon a time, there was a hotel in a certain village. There were many foxes who often came out to confuse tourists. When the guests knew about it, they all warned each other not to stay in this hotel. For half a year, the hotel has been deserted, and the owner was very worried. , it is very taboo to say "fox". One day, suddenly there was a visitor from afar, claiming to be a foreigner. When he saw the hotel, he went in and asked for accommodation. The owner of the hotel was very happy. After all, he had not seen any customers come to his store for a long time. There is a saying After all, if it doesn't open for three years, it will last for three years if it does. This foreign customer will inevitably be beaten up by the store. As soon as the customer entered the door, a passerby came over in a hurry. , kindly pulled him aside and told him secretly: "There is a fox in this house!" It was better not to say this, but once he said it, the outsider was so frightened that he could not stand it, and he quickly told the owner that he did not live here. The store was closed for the night, and they said they would move out immediately. When the owner saw someone coming, he wanted to leave, and the fat sheep he had got would be lost. This was not possible, so he tried his best to argue that there were no foxes in his store, and there would be no trouble. The fox explained and begged her again and again before she agreed to stay with this foreign guest. As soon as she entered the room and lay down, she saw a group of rats crawling out from under the bed. The guest was so frightened that he ran out of the house in a hurry. He shouted loudly: "There is a fox! There is a fox!" The shop owner asked in surprise, and the visitor said: "The fox's den is here, how could you lie to me and say there is no fox? Could it be that you, the store owner, have a conscience and let the dog eat it? This is not the key." What's my name for?" The host asked again: "What does the fox you just saw look like?" The visitor said: "The one I saw just now is thin and small. It's either a fox's son or a fox's grandson!" But, It must be the fox after all.”
Such a ridiculous story was told like this, which made all the guests burst into laughter. Sun Fuyuan said: "Little lady, since you don't want us to see your beauty, then we will stay here tonight. If we don't leave, you two can't sleep! I will act like this dandy today. Now, I want to take a closer look to see whether it is me, a frivolous disciple, who is thick-skinned, or whether you two are too shameless. I will give it a try today." The fox girl said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you stay here. I have offended a little, please don't take it to heart!" As soon as she said these words, everyone in the audience felt cold and gloomy, and their hairs stood up. They all knew her identity as a fox fairy and were really afraid of her teasing. Everyone was afraid of her. Because she was afraid of playing a prank, I had to leave together. But after that, this group of fox friends and bad-mouthed people came here every few days, and when they came, they would find the fox girl and laugh and scold each other. The fox girl was not angry, but was very humorous, and returned the favor in the same way. Every word the fox girl said made the guests laugh, and no matter how funny the person was, she could not be troubled. Over time, people nicknamed her "Fox Lady".
Later, one day, friends had a banquet together. Wan Sunliang sat on the host's seat, while Sun Fuyuan and the other two guests sat on the left and right respectively. A couch was placed above for the fox girl to sit. The fox girl refused and said she didn't know how to drink. Even so, these promiscuous people still didn't let her go. They all asked her to sit down and talk. The fox girl was not shy, so she readily agreed and sat down.
After several rounds of drinking, everyone rolled dice and performed the "Guaman" drinking order. One of the guests was punished for violating the order and should drink, so he jokingly pushed the glass to the table and said: "Miss Fox is still very sober, but I really drank too much. I'm afraid I will be embarrassed if I drink any more. Please sell it to me." I only have thin noodles, so I would like to ask you to have a drink instead!"
The fox girl knew that this group of people wanted to please her, so she smiled and said: "I don't know how to drink! I would like to tell you a story to entertain everyone!" Sun Fuyuan was such an economical person that he quickly covered his ears. , refused to listen, knowing that the lady wanted to accuse Sang and Huai. The guests and friends who came with him all knew the "Fox Lady"'s tricks, and they were busy echoing them.
All the guests said: "Whoever curses will be punished with drinking!" The fox girl was not embarrassed at all. Instead, she smiled confidently and said, "Is it okay if I curse the fox?" The guests and friends who came here were no longer unforgiving. , said: "Okay!" So they all pricked up their ears and listened to her.
The fox girl said: "Once upon a time, there was a minister who went to the Red-haired Kingdom as an envoy. However, the Red-haired Kingdom has a strange traditional rule, that is, the minister must wear a fox fur hat to see the king. The king saw the hat. He was very surprised and asked: "What kind of fur is this? The fur is so thick and warm." The minister answered the king that it was fox fur. The king said: "I have never heard of such a thing in my life. How do you write the word fox? Besides, , what kind of fox is it?" The minister gestured with his hands in the air and said: "On the right is a big melon, and on the left is a small dog!"
The people present burst into laughter. Among the guests were two brothers, one named Chen Suo and the other Chen Suo Wen. Ironically, they were witnesses of what happened. At this time, the two of them happened to witness Sun Fuyuan's embarrassment, so they said: "Humph, you fox girl is so misbehaving. Can't you hear the curses so vaguely? Humph, where is the male fox in this house? ? Is it reasonable to let a vixen put poison here and insult us?"
The fox girl continued: "The story I just finished was interrupted by the barking of dogs. Please let me finish it. The king was very strange when he saw the minister riding a mule. The minister told him: ' Does your Majesty find this animal strange? Let me tell you the truth, this animal is called a mule, and it is born from a horse.' The king was even more surprised. The minister said: 'In China, horses give birth to mules, and mules give birth to The king asked again in detail. The minister said: 'A horse gives birth to a mule, this is what I have seen; a mule gives birth to a foal, this is what I heard.'" The whole audience laughed again, which was a sign of sincere admiration. The fox girl's eloquence was such that she could scold people so ridiculously that it made them unable to get angry, and the people she made fun of could only laugh or cry.
Everyone who came here to be guests knew that they couldn't win against her when they joked, so they made a pact: "Whoever jokes and curses again will be punished as the host and invites everyone to drink." To put it more clearly, a group of old men saw that they couldn't make fun of this woman, so they all started to joke. You are a scoundrel, this is a typical sore loser, but you still keep trying to keep your mouth shut, and if you want to be a bitch, what should you do if you really have no choice? All we can do is add rules rogue.
After a while, everyone became more drunk. Sun Fuyuan knew that he was no match for the fox girl, but he couldn't believe that he had been teased by the fox over and over again, so he made a bad move and teased Wan Sunliang again: "I have a couplet, please correct the second couplet." Wan Sunliang asked: "What couplet?" Sun Fuyuan said: "This couplet is: a prostitute goes out to visit her lover, 'Wan Sunliang' when she comes, and 'Wan Sunliang' when she leaves." Everyone here can hear it. Sun Fuyuan's words It was deliberately sarcastic and sarcastic, and it was necessary to make Wan Sunliang and Fox Girl have an ugly fight.
Everyone in the house was thinking hard and couldn't get it right. The fox girl suddenly smiled and said, "I'm right!" Everyone was busy listening.
The fox girl read: "The dragon king issued an edict to ask for direct remonstrance, and the turtle also 'got to speak', and the turtle also 'got to speak'." Everyone clapped their hands and praised the fox girl for being smart and right. Now Sun Fuyuan not only did not get an advantage, Moreover, he got all messed up and was teased by the fox girl again. Some guests even said bluntly: "Mr. Sun, please stop making fun of the fox girl, otherwise you will humiliate yourself."
Because Sun Fuyuan lost face and lost another city, he said angrily: "I made an appointment with you just now, why did you break the precept again?" The fox girl smiled and said: "I was really wrong! But other than this, I can't be right for you. The first couplet. I will definitely hold a banquet for everyone tomorrow to atone for my sins!" Everyone laughed and gave up. The humor of the fox girl is so and so, I can't finish it at the same time.
After staying for several months, the matter of fighting and military service was over, and Wan Sunliang's escape was also cancelled. The fox girl returned with Wan Sunliang. When they arrived at the border of Boxing County, the fox girl told Wan Sunliang: "There is a distant relative of mine here who has not been in contact for a long time. I passed by this time and had to go and have a look. It was getting dark, so we happened to go and stay in a house. It’s late, let’s leave early tomorrow morning.” Wan Sunliang thought that it would be fine, with a woman like Fox Girl with outstanding eloquence, why should he be worried, so he asked: “You have the final say in everything, what about your distant wife?” Where is my relative’s house?” The fox girl pointed forward and said, “It’s not far.”
Wan Sunliang suspected that there was no village ahead, so he followed her for now. After walking for more than two miles, I saw a village that I had never seen before. This behavioral phenomenon further confirms what the fox girl said. She is really not a human being, but a fox fairy who has achieved positive results through practice. One person and one fox, one behind the other, walked to the door of an adult's house. The fox girl knocked on the door, and an old servant agreed and came out to open the door. Entering the courtyard, you can see many pavilions and an atmosphere of wealth and wealth. After a while, the host came out. An old man and an old lady greeted Wan Sunliang and asked him to sit down. A sumptuous banquet was held and Wan Sunliang was treated as a new son-in-law.
After the meal, the two stayed one night. The fox girl got up early the next day and said to Wan Sunliang: "I'm going home with you in a hurry. I'm afraid your family will be surprised and surprised. You go back and say something first, and I'll be there soon. I don't know that." Do you have any opinions about the arrangement?" Wan Sunliang agreed: "Since Madam, you have arranged it this way, what other opinions or things can I have? Whatever you say, then it will be!" So Wan Sunliang said After listening to the fox girl, she went home first and told her family. Soon, the fox girl arrived. When chatting and laughing with Wan Sunliang, everyone in the family felt strange when they heard the sound but couldn't see where the person was.
A year later, Wan Sunliang went to Jinan again for business, and Fox Girl followed him. Suddenly a few people came, and the fox girl greeted them, saying hello and being very affectionate. The fox girl said to Wan Sunliang again: "To tell you the truth now, I hope you don't be angry or afraid. I am a fox from Shaanxi. I have been with you for so long because I have a fate with you. Now my The brothers are here, and I want to go back with them. I can no longer serve you!" Wan Sunliang tried every means to persuade him to stay, but the fox girl left on her own.
The story of Li Huhu has been told. Although it is said to be just a joke, it still resonates with people. This story also shows that even foxes with spiritual energy also recognize fate. It has wisdom that is not inferior to that of human beings. Although this is a story with a strong satirical meaning and mostly joking elements, it must be said that this is an interesting joke about a spiritual creature.
