Li Huhu said this very domineeringly, then took off his shirt, threw it to the ground, and headed towards Gao Nu.
I have heard about monsters like Gao Nu for a long time. She is a vicious spirit over two and a half meters tall, with a white body and a dull expression. Rumor has it that as long as a man she likes falls in love with her, she will quietly follow him and live in his home. She will treat herself as the mistress of the man's house and call him by his name from time to time. You have to agree to her. Once you don't agree or don't agree in time, she will show up and point her slender finger at your head and ask you: "Will you marry me?"
It's you, how would you answer? If the answer is yes, she will happily devour you into her belly; if the answer is no, she will immediately break your neck.
In Japan, men are always superior to women. No man is willing to marry a tall girl because she is too tall. Therefore, I feel resentful, think that men are too hateful, and hate myself for being so tall. After her death, she became a famous resentful spirit in Japan because of her deep resentment. Her powerful resentment could even turn into flames and burn away anything she disliked. There is another theory that she set herself on fire, and coupled with her strong resentment, she had the power to turn her resentment into flames.
A ghost with strong resentment is just like a difficult petitioner. It is difficult to deal with. If you can resolve its resentment, you will be defeated. However, how can it be said that thousands of years of grievances can be said to be resolved? Fortunately, Li Huhu is also a Tai Sui Yin Ming who has not been seen in thousands of years. He is very ferocious, and he just happens to be a tall girl who has met her opponent.
At this time, Li Huhu also walked into the barrier and stood looking at Gao Nu. The tall girl squatting on the ground, covering her face with her hands, was almost as tall as a person when she squatted down. After she stood up completely, Li Huhu, who was over 1.8 meters tall, only reached her chest. This shows how tall the banshee Gao Nu is.
Yougu Xiang announced loudly: "The second level, Li Huhu vs. Gao Nu, begins."
Li Huhu looked at the big female ghost in front of him without fear at all. Although he was a bit smaller, he still said powerfully: "What are you looking at? You Japanese female ghost is just a big guy, isn't it? What do you have? My ability, let me tell you, I am Tai Sui Yin Ming, so I am least afraid of ghosts."
Gao Nu ignored his words. She stretched out her arm and touched his head with her finger and began to call him by name: "Li Huhu...Li Hu...Li"
"My dear Li, grandpa is here. If you have anything to say, just say it. Don't waste your expressions here. I'm telling you, don't talk to me about family matters. Be serious. Am I fighting with you?"
Seeing that he didn't want to do this, Gao Nu started her old trick again: "Li Huhu, will you marry me?"
This is a dilemma. The three of us sat cross-legged outside and watched them, wondering how Li Huhu would answer.
Su Fengfeng said: "The third child will definitely say yes. He has been single for nearly 40 years, so he will definitely accept anyone who comes, even if he is a tall and big female ghost. With his Tai Sui Yin fate, I can definitely eat this female ghost."
Xu Chengcheng gave the opposite advice: "You can pull it off, how can a human and a ghost be in harmony? You have to say that a tall girl is a human being. No matter how ugly or tall she is, Xuan Sheng will not reject her. No matter how you say it, she is still a human being. Well! If you are a ghost, no matter how beautiful you are, you are born. You have definitely watched too much "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio". Do you think those vixens and female ghosts can all be featured? Bah, you are just into the show. Too deep."
As he said this, the two idiots started to quarrel, exchanging words with each other. The two of them were getting more and more quarrelsome, and I finally couldn't bear it anymore. He stood next to the two of them and rounded his arms.
"That's enough." First, he hit Su Fengfeng with a big slap on his left hand, causing the right side of Su Fengfeng's face to become red and swollen.
"Are you done arguing?" Another slap with his right hand left a red five-finger mountain on Xu Chengcheng's left face.
Both of them covered their faces and looked at me with innocent faces. I glared at them both and said, "You two damn fools, what are you arguing about? Gao Nu's question is a false proposition. Regardless of whether you answer yes or not, you will die, that is, you lose. Unless, he answers the other way around. Questions that confuse the tall girl only work. You have to change from passive to active, only then can you win the tall girl."
The two men asked me in unison: "What's the correct answer?"
I smiled softly and said: "The correct answer is not unique. It can only be described in four words - ambiguous."
"Ambiguous?" They both repeated it at the same time and understood at the same time. Then we sat cross-legged and looked at Li Huhu, waiting to see his performance.
Gao Nu stared at him and asked: Are you willing to marry me?
Li Huhu ignored him and just stared at her without saying a word. Gao Nu asked again: "Are you willing to marry me?"
Is Li Huhu not going to answer? If he doesn't answer, it is true that Li Huhu will not lose to Gao Nu, but he can't defeat the opponent even if he tries like this.
For the next hour or so, Gao Nu kept repeating this question over and over again, until we almost had calluses on our ears. Li Huhu still stood there, waiting for a perfect opportunity to counterattack. Was he thinking about how to answer Gao Nu's question?
The tall girl repeated her question again: "Are you willing to marry me?"
Li Huhu lazily stretched his waist and finally answered: "You tall female ghost, are all you Japanese ghosts so verbose? Do you want to marry you or not? Let me tell you this! You You can’t blame men for your resentment, but you blame Japan’s backward tradition of male superiority and inferiority to women. If a man doesn’t want to marry you, why don’t you just take all your grievances to men! If you want to say whether I am willing to marry you or not, I can only answer this, yes or no? If you are willing, then so be it! Then I ask you, are you willing to marry me? Yes, Chinese men work hard, and it is not easy to find a wife. Let me tell you this. I have already been a thirty-nine I’m an old virgin, damn Japanese ghost, my resentment is heavier than yours.”
After hearing Li Huhu's answer, we all burst into laughter. We really didn't expect that such a fool as Li Huhu could answer so flawlessly. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to answer better than him. It can be said that his answer is not a standard answer, but it is an answer better than the answer. I admired the silly Li Huhu from the bottom of my heart, because he successfully stumped the tall girl.
Gao Nu was stunned by Li Huhu's rhetorical question. This was the first time someone had given her such an impeccable answer. First of all, the topic between men and women is eternal and can never be explained clearly. Secondly, as long as there are men and women, there will always be infatuated men and resentful women, even if they become ghosts, human emotions will not change.
The tall girl was already going crazy, screaming wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, and after a while, she returned to her previous appearance. She looks really fragrant, and her proud breasts are really charming, but she is too tall. Otherwise, her suitors would definitely be lined up three streets long. Looking at such a gorgeous woman, standing up straight and over 2.8 meters tall, I couldn't help but think of the Eight-foot Lady in "Resident Evil 8". Japanese game designers also have really strong ideas. The boss of this game should be the top girl!
Gao Nu asked Li Huhu: "Why don't you answer me properly? Why? Are you willing to marry me?"
Li Huhu became impatient and said: "Oh, you annoying bitch, what did I tell you? It's not up to me whether you want it or not, it's all up to you. I never do multiple-choice questions because I'm stupid. What do you like to do? What are you doing! Do you want to fight? If you don’t want to fight, I’ll lie down on the ground and take a nap first!”
After saying that, he lay down on the floor and yawned deeply. After a while, he started snoring like thunder. Gao Nu was unwilling and called Li Huhu loudly, but Li Huhu deliberately blocked Gao Nu's channel and still ignored her and snored to sleep.
Gao Nu finally broke out and said angrily: "You are a guy with a scar on your head. If you give me such a difficult question and I can't answer it, then you will be burned to death. Let you feel my resentment and then answer me again." questions."
Gao Nu's resentment overflowed and surrounded Li Huhu, completely wrapping it up. Then, the fire of resentment started to burn stronger and stronger. At first, it was all the flames of resentment of the tall girl. The purple-black flames looked very fierce. However, after a while, the flames of resentment weakened and were instead suppressed by a fierce golden-red flame. I understand that compared with the two kinds of fire, Li Huhu's Tao Qi fire is more powerful, and gradually the fire of resentment can no longer bear it.
The weaker the fire of resentment is, the weaker the tall girl is. We see it in our eyes and are secretly happy in our hearts. It is an eternal truth that evil cannot prevail against good, although Gao Nu is very strong and has deep resentment. However, no matter how strong she is, she can't compare to Li Huhu, whose Tao power is even better than hers. Moreover, Li Huhu's Tai Sui Yin Fate is the key to victory or defeat, and he has completely crushed Gao Nu's resentment.
Finally, the fire of Tao Qi completely swallowed up the fire of resentment, and Li Huhu stood up like an elf reborn from the ashes. Gao Nu's flames only burned away all his clothes. Li Huhu was naked and didn't realize it. He just smiled and said, "Gao Nu, you lose!"
The tall girl reluctantly turned into smoke and dispersed without a trace...
The barrier dissipated, and Li Huhu walked out naked, stretched lazily and said, "Did you think it was some great battle? It turns out that the female ghost only asked some boring questions, and she was so victorious. Too easy.”
The few of us looked at his embarrassed look and all shook our heads. I said, "Hey, go back to the Tianshi Pavilion and get dressed!"
Only then did Li Huhu realize that he was naked, covered his private parts and ran back to the Tianshi Pavilion.
