It is really hard to live with such a group of gays, but there is no other way. Brothers working together can be more powerful than gold. In order to completely defeat the enemy, we have to unite and combine our strengths to win. The master also said that only the five of us together can be invincible. Because only when the five of us with the strongest five elements unite can we exert our greatest power.
This time we came to Guangxi, a province with beautiful scenery. However, we did not come here to enjoy the mountains and rivers, but to follow the traces of enemies and monsters. As long as the enemy is not eliminated, we will not be at peace. We must eradicate this serious problem.
But everything backfired. Xu Chengcheng received a call. It turned out that his family told him that his father had passed away and he had to go home for the funeral. After my father's funeral is completed, he will come back to join us and continue to hunt down the enemies...
What a pity, such a general.
Just knowing that he was leaving, Su Fengfeng gave up and shouted, "Di Sheng, do you know what time it is now? You can't leave at any time, but you have to leave at this time. You are too good at it." It’s time to choose.”
Xu Chengcheng put his hands in his pockets and said without looking back: "Rather than saying that I can choose the time, it's better to say that my old man died at the right time. Think about it, if your father died, you wouldn't have to first Are you going back to attend the funeral? Idiot Su is crazy."
"Huh, yes, your old man died at the right time. It was such a coincidence, so appropriate. Let's go! I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Su Fengfeng put on a stinky face. Since that time, the Cambodian royal princess After the incident, the two quarreled frequently.
Xu Chengcheng said: "Look at your virtue, isn't it just seven days? What's the matter with seven days? I should go back and stay for seven days."
Li Huhu looked at the two of them arguing and found it very interesting. He said: "Hey, they were so good a few days ago, but now they are enemies. The same is true for senior brother. Isn't it just a few days when Di Sheng goes home to attend funerals? As for shouting like this Is it awesome?"
"Isn't that right? Fortunately, my parents are in good health. They don't delay me. It's not a burden on me, but it's a hardship on the second senior brother." Geng Biaobiao also agreed.
I also said: "Seven days, it's normal. It also takes seven days for any family to hold funerals. When a close relative dies, you should go back and organize the funeral. Otherwise, it would be a great disobedience. It is true by nature. If your father dies, shouldn't you? Are you going back to attend the funeral?"
The quarrel between the two of them continued, and Su Fengfeng even said more eloquently: "Di Sheng, you just like your dead father, don't you? Then you should just go back to work and never come back again. If you want your dead father, then you will die." happy."
"Why did you say that? You want your father to die! What's the matter with you being a senior brother? Do you believe that I will beat you?" Xu Chengcheng's temper also rose, and the quarrel was so intense that a fight was about to begin.
I hurriedly came up and said: "Can you two stop arguing? Things are very tense now. However, it's a big deal for the second senior brother to go to the funeral and he should go. Also, Tiantian, why are you arguing! I am the leader. Man, I agree, your opinion is invalid."
Upon hearing what I said, Xu Chengcheng gave Su Kuangfeng a beating and said, "Have you heard that Yang Sheng agreed that I should go back? You are the boss. I will go back and make you a bastard boss mad. Moreover, I will go back this time." We also need to take a look at our Tianshi Pavilion, and help you take care of our female dependents, isn’t this killing two birds with one stone!”
Su Fengfeng was impatient, so he could only agree and said: "Okay, okay, Yang Sheng has already spoken, then you can go! Remember, the earth is born, there are only seven days, and seven days is not a lot of time. I understand. Yet?"
After saying that, Xu Chengcheng took away the keys to the Porsche Cayenne and drove home alone, heading north.
Seeing him walking away, Su Fengfeng stretched and said, "It's better to go, so that I, the senior brother, won't have to worry about him. This bastard boy is like a girl. He gets angry at me when he's unhappy." , I don’t know what sin I have done!”
When Geng Biaobiao heard this, he didn't understand and asked: "Shengsheng, what do you mean by this! Isn't your relationship with Xu Chengcheng extremely good? After leaving, you still say that! Your truth What’s the idea?”
"No, there is no such thing! It's just that Di Sheng and I started training relatively early and have experienced life and death together, so our relationship is relatively deep. To put it bluntly, it's like the relationship between comrades who have shouldered guns together. You understand!" Su! Crazy explained.
That's good. It turns out that this is how the complicated relationship between these two great live treasures came about. I thought they were a gay pair! In this way, I can live with them with peace of mind. If they are really gay, then I will not only feel uncomfortable, but also very dangerous! For me, the most terrifying thing is not how powerful the opponent is, but living among a large group of gays. After all, those who are close to red are red and those who are close to black are black!
The day after Xu Chengcheng left, an unexpected person appeared in front of me, that was my wife, Deng Wanwan. Her appearance surprised me because she missed me so much that she asked Li Huhu for our location and came all the way from Shihou City to find me. Although her arrival distracted me, I really miss Deng Wanwan. Her arrival made my eyes light up. Now I want to travel. The scenery becomes more beautiful when accompanied by a beautiful woman.
With Deng Wanwan by my side, my overall mental state has improved and I am becoming more and more cheerful. Geng Biaobiao, who was very playful, also said that he no longer wanted to hang out with me and wanted to go out to play by himself. He said goodbye to us and left. His vacation was short, only three days.
Now, the only people left in the team are me, Su Fengfeng, Li Huhu, and Deng Wanwan. This is not bad, as I have two big light bulbs to protect me. Seeing Deng Wanwan and I showing off our affection in front of them, it would be nice to make them angry.
Now that you are in Guangxi, you must go to Guilin! Guilin’s reputation as one of the world’s most beautiful landscapes cannot be given for granted. I had to go, so I set out with my lovely wife and two light bulbs.
However, when driving the RV on the road, suddenly the fog became thicker. Because the view is blocked, we no longer dare to drive casually. After all, the mountain road is rugged and an accident may occur if we are not careful.
Deng Wanwan looked at the thick fog, pouted her little mouth, and complained: "What the hell is the weather? The fog is so thick!"
"Well, something's not right. Hey, look, there's something in the stream. It seems like something floated upstream." Li Huhu said excitedly, pointing to the stream, and took out the pink peach from the stream.
"It turns out to be a fruit, but why does this fruit look so weird? It's really ugly!" Li Huhu said again.
Su Kuangfeng also took a look at the fruit in his hand. He couldn't help being shocked and said: "This is... broken. This is the human face fruit. There must be a demon tree here. Be careful!"
"Human Face Fruit? Senior Brother, what is Human Face Fruit? Tell me!" Deng Wanwan once again gave a hundred thousand reasons!
Su Fengfeng said: "The Human Face Fruit, as the name suggests, is a fruit with a human face. This is the fruit of a demon tree that can use humans as growth nutrients, because this demon tree uses humans as its growth nutrients. Nutrients, fruits are also like human faces.”
Deng Wanwan understood a little bit and asked: "According to your explanation, it means that this is the fruit of the tree that has been cultivated into a demon."
Looking at the endless stream of Human Face Fruits, Su Kuangfeng said: "Yes, that's right. However, if there are so many Human Face Fruits floating down from the upper reaches, it must be a fairly large and mature demon tree. No. Do you know how many people were eaten?”
I also smiled and teased: "The most indispensable thing in China is people. The demon tree treats people as fertilizer. There is no need to worry about not having enough fertilizer. As long as there are enough people, there will be enough natural fertilizer."
Su Fengfeng still asked suspiciously: "That's what I say, but in such a deep mountain and old forest, I'm afraid there aren't many living people."
Deng Wanwan, who was very adventurous, spoke first, "Don't worry about it. Since there is such an interesting thing, let's go investigate and see if this monster is harming humans?"
I looked at Deng Wanwan with a skeptical attitude and asked: "Wan'er, when did you become so bold? In the past, whenever you encountered evil spirits or supernatural events, you would stay far away? Your performance today, It’s so abnormal!”
"It's not caused by too much contact with people from the Tao sect like you! Anyway, I'm very curious, so let's go and have a look with you. With you three Feng Shui Onmyoji masters with profound Tao skills, I'm not afraid of anything. !" Deng Wanwan said nonchalantly.
Su Fengfeng and Li Huhu were walking behind. Li Huhu even called me and said: "Hey, Yang Sheng, follow quickly! Don't say that we ignore you. We won't wait for you. You can follow quickly." Ah! Don't delay, we are in a hurry."
We walked along the stream to the higher ground, but the road was really long. It was still very bright when we walked, but when we arrived, it was already close to dusk. We are accustomed to living in cities and rural areas, but we are still a little uncomfortable in the mountains. Maybe it is because the mountain roads are rugged and there are too many twists and turns! We’ve been walking for a long time and we still haven’t arrived!
As we walked, we saw a few more human-faced fruits falling from the mountain. One of them hit me on the head, and it hurt a little bit. It seems that the demon tree that bears the human face fruit is directly above us. Looking up, this cliff is quite high, and it takes a lot of effort to climb up. I'm a little tired and don't want to climb up. However, if you can't resist them, you have to crawl even if you don't want to.
At this time, Deng Wanwan pointed upward and said, "Look at the big tree at the edge of the cliff. Is that the tree that produced the fruit?"
