"Oops, it hurts... it hurts... it hurts so much! I'm really sorry, I accidentally scratched my leg, and I have to ask you to apply some medicine for me! I'm really bothering you, I'm sorry!" said a patient. said the injured young peasant woman.
Su Fengfeng was bandaging her patiently, and said, "It doesn't matter, this is what we should do. It's normal to help each other when we go out, don't you think so? Junior Brother Yangsheng."
I responded casually and said, "Yes, Senior Brother is right, we help each other."
"Are you here again? This guy Su Fengfeng can't hold himself back when he sees a beautiful woman." Xu Chengcheng teased.
"Isn't that right! When I see a prettier girl, I can't walk, you pervert." Li Huhu also said.
"Oh, this senior brother is really a natural philanthropist, there is nothing we can do about it!" Geng Biaobiao also sighed and said.
Su Fengfeng didn't care at all about the ridicule of those people. Instead, after bandaging, he said with a smile: "I've bandaged it for you. How do you feel? Do you feel a little better?"
"Thank you so much. I'm fine. I'm much better now and can leave by myself." said the injured peasant woman.
Su Fengfeng continued to be a licking dog and said: "If you still feel that you have difficulty moving, it's okay. You can get in our car. It just so happens that we can also give you a ride on the way!"
"No, no, I've already troubled you a lot. I won't trouble you anymore. Besides, my injury no longer hurts and I can walk by myself. It doesn't matter! Brother, you are such a good person!" The injured one The peasant woman was a little embarrassed.
"Really? Is there really no problem? But...ah...that..."
Although, at this time, Su Kuangfeng was stuck again, I still understood what he wanted to say next.
However, the woman didn't give him a chance to say it. Instead, she said, "If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."
This time, Su Fengfeng ate the turtle, and we all laughed. He could only say awkwardly: "Oh, okay, goodbye!"
Geng Biaobiao thought it was very interesting, so he walked up and asked: "Elder brother, why are you so irresistible every time you see a beautiful woman? You always want to go up and strike up a conversation, aren't you a bit too sorry for Long Tian? ?"
"What are you talking about, you fat guy! Long Tian and I are truly in love, because she is my wife! As for me and other women... those who just go all out are all extramarital affairs. Besides, flirting with girls It’s also an awesome skill!”
It turns out that Su Fengfeng also knew that going out to have sex with women was an extramarital affair, but he still couldn't control it! I didn't agree with what he said, but I didn't have time to refute him, so I said: "Okay, forget about true love or extramarital affairs! It's getting late, let's hurry up and catch up with the enemy. Then we have to go south.”
After driving for a while, I was tired from driving, and happened to see a bungalow in the mountains. There were five big characters printed on the light box - Liu Wu's Tavern.
Geng Biaobiao saw that everyone was tired, so he gave a suggestion, "Everyone is tired anyway, why don't we get out of the car and let's go have some food and rest!"
Everyone unanimously approved... Su Fengfeng even said that he would pay for the treat.
However, Su Kuangfeng turned around and couldn't find where his money was, and asked himself: "Money, eh, it's strange, my money... why is my money missing! My cash is obviously in the pocket of my coat." Ah! I touched it this morning, it’s in my pocket!”
Geng Biaobiao instinctively began to doubt, and said: "Your money... was not stolen by the woman just now?"
Su Fengfeng's eyes suddenly widened. They were even bigger than a cow's eyes.
At the same time, I started teasing her and said, "That woman is really not a serious person. No wonder she didn't feel angry even when her butt was touched by Su Fengfeng. It turns out that this butt was not touched in vain."
Su Kuangfeng, whose face turned pale with anger, said: "Oh, really, I would make such a low-level mistake, damn it!"
"Okay, okay, let's go! Let's see if you can take advantage of others in the future, you pervert." Li Huhu pushed him and teased.
It's great now. We originally wanted to have a big meal with Su Fengfeng, but now it's better. Not only did we not get the meal. Even Su Fengfeng was so angry that he flew into a rage. This is the end of lust...
I don’t know how long we’ve been walking. As soon as we parked the car and rested for a while, Su Fengfeng disappeared. I don’t know what happened to this person? I just said a few words to him and then left. Where did he go? I really don't understand what he is thinking? If you say no, then you will disappear.
Li Huhu asked suspiciously: "He is so glass-hearted. Is he depressed because his money was stolen?"
Xu Chengcheng expressed concern and said: "You guys wait for me here! I'll go see him and comfort him by the way."
Regarding Su Fengfeng's situation, I expressed that I knew it in detail and snorted deliberately to attract the attention of Li Huhu and Geng Biaobiao.
Geng Biaobiao said: "What's wrong? Senior Brother Yangsheng, do you know anything?"
"Su Fengfeng is such a pervert. He always stops while walking. There's only one reason for that, and that's because he meets a beautiful woman and can't walk!"
Not long after, Xu Chengcheng came back with Su Fengfeng, followed by a tall woman, although she looked ordinary. However, the figure is still awesome. As expected, Su Fengfeng started to become lustful again.
Before I opened my mouth, Su Kuangfeng explained himself and said, "Let me make it clear first, I am not trying to be a hooligan! Something is really going on, let this woman tell you!"
"Ah, that... that, tell me, don't believe it! All the men in our village... disappeared after going up the mountain!"
"What...is missing? Why are there so many living people missing?" Geng Biaobiao was puzzled.
The woman didn't have a chance to speak, she just kept sobbing...
Xu Chengcheng shook his head helplessly and said, "Let's follow this sister-in-law and go to the village at the foot of the mountain first, and then let's talk about it! That village is all men, and there are no women anymore, hey."
After arriving at the village, it was true as the woman I met on the road said. The whole village was full of women and not a single man could be seen. It was as if all the men had died in the war. A family of widows was left behind and became a village of widows!
When I asked in the village, it turned out that it was really like that. None of the men who went up the mountain came back. I don’t know if they stayed on the mountain or disappeared out of thin air. It was probably monsters or evil spirits causing trouble...
Looking at the women in the village who have lost their husbands, they all look pitiful. No wonder, it’s really hard to live without a man in the family. Because the whole village's pillars were gone, but they also lost their backbone.
It was the woman who met by chance on the road who said to these women in the village: "Sisters, don't worry, these are all the best Feng Shui Yin and Yang masters in the world. Regardless of whether they are monsters or evil spirits, as long as they take action, they will definitely be able to deal with it."
"Really? Are you really so reliable?"
"Then please save them! We haven't seen the men for a long time..."
The person who said this was a fat middle-aged woman with a big black mole on the corner of her mouth, but her eyes were abnormal, they were longing eyes. He is looking at Geng Biaobiao hungrily, and he seems to want to take Geng Biaobiao into his boudoir. The feelings of a fat man and a fat man... I am really afraid that the bed will collapse!
Li Huhu was a little unhappy, crossed his arms, and said boringly: "Can we charge money? We always kill demons and eliminate demons for free, and our own family is almost in trouble. In addition, shouldn't we have to help out on a voluntary basis?" Come on!"
Xu Chengcheng, who was standing next to him, also shook his head in boredom and said: "It's probably true. It's really difficult to ask people to pay for money these days. It's difficult to ask for money. It's hard to ask for money. It's hard to reach the sky!"
These women were still beeping:
"Please, we must save our man..."
"Please, I really want you all!"
"Please, please save my man no matter what!"
The same fat woman walked up to Geng Biaobiao, grabbed his hand, and said affectionately: "Fat brother, I really owe it to you!"
Su Fengfeng also felt disgusted when he saw these women, and said: "You all have husbands, and I have to save your men...I...hey, let's be taken advantage of!"
However, Su Kuangfeng thought about it and changed the topic, saying: "Oh, ladies, since your husbands are not here, you must be very uneasy. How about the five of us accompany you to relieve your boredom first? ?”
A woman came up again, looked at him lovingly and said: "Hey, Heavenly Master, all my hope lies in you, please be sure to rescue my man!"
How could Su Fengfeng stand this? He was immediately attacked, his whole body softened, and he blushed and agreed: "Okay, since you have asked me like this! Then I will... reluctantly go and help you!"
The group of women said in unison: "Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!"
After saying that, they all gathered around Su Fengfeng and thanked him endlessly. Then there was Geng Biaobiao, who was hugged by the fat woman.
These two people are so caught up in it that I really don’t know what words to use to describe it. All in all, very embarrassing!
I could only say to myself: "It seems that we can't shirk it anymore! Well, let me take the lead and solve the troublesome issues in the Widow Village!"
