Although Zou Lan and Chen Sanjun are classmates of Li Juan and I, their relationship with me is average, but their relationship with Li Juan is extremely good.
How good is it? Zou Lan, a female man, regards herself as a man and claims that Li Juan is her woman. If same-sex marriage is allowed, she will definitely marry Li Juan, so she is Li Juan's best friend. As for Chen Sanjun, the rich second generation, he has also been coveting Li Juan for a long time. Unlike me, I am very poor, but Chen Sanjun is not short of money; the same as me, neither of us has been able to pursue Li Juan.
Now that everyone else has gone home, only me, my best friend Zou Lan, and the rich second generation Chen Sanjun are still with her.
Seeing Li Juan's uncomfortable look, Zou Lan was heartbroken. While wiping Li Juan's mouth, she complained: "Look at how you vomited. You vomited out all the food and wine you ate. How do you feel? Feel better." Are you done? Those classmates are really taking advantage of your birthday to try their best to get you drunk. They are really not afraid of drinking you to death!"
"Hey, Lan Lan, today is Li Juan's birthday! My classmates are also kind enough to celebrate Li Juan's birthday, and they are all happy. Why are you still blaming our classmates?" Chen Sanjun laughed. He teased.
"You're still happy. Do you have a conscience? Look at our Jiajuan who got drunk. You are not a good person either. You followed them and made a fool of yourself. You drank too much. If you get drunk, you will end up in the hospital. Chen Sanjun, let me ask you, can you shoulder this responsibility?" Zou Lan rolled his eyes at Chen Sanjun, training him so hard that he didn't dare to say anything.
I was afraid that the atmosphere would be awkward, so I quickly reconciled to them and said, "We are all classmates, so please be restrained when talking. Li Juan has a good drinking capacity, but too much alcohol is harmful to the body. It's true. It's better to try not to drink like me." Just drink in moderation.”
Unexpectedly, Zou Lan didn't buy it at all. Instead, she scolded me: "Zhang Ruoxu, don't pretend to be a good person! You don't drink alcohol yourself, so you don't make others drink. You also chased Li Juan before, so you really want to cherish our old friendship. You should hold back a few drinks for Li Juan."
What this man said was so offensive that I didn’t know how to answer it.
"Okay, okay, you three, stop arguing. I've vomited it out now, and I'm much better. I'll be fine. I drank it as water a long time ago. It's just that I drank too much wine today. I feel anxious because I feel superior." Li Juan was afraid that we would quarrel, so she quickly waved her hands to stop the fight, indicating that we should not hurt our friendship because of her drinking. After all, she was still a classmate.
"Juanzi, what can I say about you? Ever since you became a publicist, you have been drinking endlessly. Okay, I will listen to you and won't quarrel with these two idiots. By the way, stop your car. Where are you? Let's take you back." Zou Lan asked with concern.
Zou Lan didn’t know that Li Juan came with me in a taxi to attend the class reunion, unlike Zou Lan and Chen Sanjun, who came in their own cars.
At this moment, Zou Lan saw that Li Juan was in such a mess after drinking that she could only ask me, the only person who had not drank, to act as their driver. The first task was to send the drunk Li Juan home first. Then, I sent them back to their original place, and then each went back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.
However, the dizzy Li Juan did not accept Zou Lan's plan. She also told us that it would be too troublesome. To be honest, she told me when Li Juan and I took a taxi to attend the class reunion.
Ever since I graduated from college and entered the public relations industry, my life has been very difficult. It's not a question of remuneration, it's that I feel that this kind of lavish life is not what I want. It feels like I have no soul. On the contrary, I want to take advantage of the opportunity to reunite with my classmates to speak freely and open up my heart to express what is in my heart.
Li Juan glanced at us and said: "I don't want to go back now. I won't go to work tomorrow. I want you to accompany me for a short stroll. Is that okay? By the way, there will be some wind so that the alcohol can evaporate." Hurry up and I can sober up early. You don’t have to send me off. I can go back by myself. You can ask a driver to take you back later. I want someone to accompany me."
Li Juan's almost pleading eyes made us unable to refuse, especially Zou Lan, who saw the pitiful Li Juan. His heart almost melted, and he quickly agreed: "I don't care about them. Today is Sunday. Anyway, I don't go to work, so I will accompany you today."
As soon as this female man finished speaking, he turned his face, looked at us and asked in a questioning tone: "Hey, Chen Sanjun and Zhang Ruoxu, do you two want to go around with us Juanzi?"
Chen Sanjun agreed without thinking, and I also agreed. Anyway, there are still two days before our brothers and sisters set off again, which means that I still have two days at my disposal.
So, the four of us decided to go shopping together in the ancient city streets of Xi'an. Chen Sanjun became more enthusiastic and said that he would not go to a KtV to open a nightclub and sing all night long.
The three of them kept chatting, but I, a Taoist, became an insignificant outsider and couldn't get a word in.
In this way, they walked and chatted together, taking me as a burden, and unknowingly, they walked to a relatively remote road.
There are many French paulownia trees planted on both sides of this road, and there are quaint tile-roofed houses on both sides, even though we are in an ancient city. However, such an old house has never been seen before. Maybe it is really an ancient house from a certain dynasty!
But Zou Lan and Chen Sanjun have long been familiar with Xi'an. Although they are not locals in Xi'an, they have visited here many times and have a good understanding of the place. Chen Sanjun also told me that this road used to be a quaint old street, a commercial street specializing in selling antiques to foreign tourists. But later, due to government planning, this market street was used for other purposes, and the merchants just They all moved away, so the place was dead and deserted.
At this moment, Li Juan covered her lower abdomen and shouted: "I have an urgent need to pee. Is there a toilet where I can go? I can't hold it in anymore."
It's normal for Li Juan to have such a strong urge to urinate. After all, she drank too much and had to find a toilet to deal with it.
While holding her stomach, she anxiously asked us, "Is there a toilet nearby? I can't hold it in anymore."
"Ah... I don't know if there is one? Chen Sanjun, didn't you come here often before? Is there a toilet?"
Zou Lan's words confused Chen Sanjun. He scratched his head and replied: "I really don't know if there is a toilet. Why don't you go ahead and take a look? There might be one!"
I interrupted again: "There's no need to go to such trouble. It's pitch dark here. Is there anyone there? Li Juan, can't you just go to a darker corner?"
This sentence annoyed Zou Lan, and she yelled at me: "You think everyone is like you men, how shameless! Tsk, I can't be bothered to pay attention to you."
Then we continued walking forward for a while. During this period, Li Juan, who couldn't bear the discomfort, looked around and frowned, just to find a place where she could go to the toilet as soon as possible.
"This place is inaccessible and there may not necessarily be a public restroom. How about we go back. When we get back to the square, there must be a public restroom available." I came up with a very bad idea.
"You lunatic, it's more than a kilometer back to the square the way we came, and it will take more than half an hour to return. You want to suffocate us, Li Juan, to death, how can you be so safe?" Just like that, I went back to the square. She was scolded by the female man Zou Lan.
However, Chen Sanjun opened his mouth to help me out and said, "Then let's take a taxi back."
"That won't work. It's remote and dark here, so what kind of buses are there? It's okay if there are ghosts!" Zou Lan added.
Just when we were all at a loss, Chen Sanjun, who was huffing and puffing, suddenly changed his expression and shouted excitedly as if he had discovered a new world: "Look, look, there, that's where it is! There is a bar, Come on, let's go in."
Zou Lan and Li Juan and I looked in the direction of Chen Sanjun's finger at the same time. In front of us was a small three-story building with a large light box sign hanging on the outside of the third floor. There is no power.
"Three Tattoos Bar! Haha, do you want to go in and drink and flirt with girls again?" I teased Chen Sanjun.
"Yeah, what's going on at the bar? Our most important thing now is to take Li Juan to the toilet." Zou Lan was a little unhappy.
"Haha, you two stupid guys have no experience. Since there is a bar here, there must be a toilet. Think about it, everyone who enters the bar has to drink two drinks. How come there is no toilet? So, let's Just go in and let Li Juan solve her physical problems quickly." Chen Sanjun said proudly.
"Tch, you have experience, right? Let me tell you, you often go to places like this, where frivolous men and women gather together. You have experience picking up girls here, right?" Zou Lan continued to tease him.
In fact, what Zou Lan said was true. Chen Sanjun was a typical playboy, a young master from a rich family, so he would inevitably go to places like this to pick up corpses. Moreover, the kind of girls who are drunk and unconscious are specially selected to pick them up.
Chen Sanjun has been doing this kind of thing since he was in college. He often spends money to buy fun. I have done a lot of things like not recognizing people when I lift my pants.
Many female college students also like to gather in bars. They are attracted by people like Chen Sanjun for money, and each gets what they need without owing anything to the other.
Nowadays, our people are becoming less and less dignified as they live longer. People like Mr. Tao Yuanming of Wuliu who would not give up for five buckets of rice are almost extinct. However, people nowadays cannot be wrong. Poverty is very terrible. If there is really no money, what is the use of having high moral integrity? No one cares about the high moral integrity of a person who can't even afford food.
Zou Lan and Chen Sanjun were mocking each other. While they were teasing, Li Juan spoke.
"Is this bar closed? Otherwise, why wouldn't even the light box be on? Although it is early in the morning, at this time, the bar should be in good time."
Li Juan's words also fully prove that she is also a regular patron of the bar.
I didn't want to be bored with them anymore, so I took the lead and walked in, and said to them: "Li Juan is in a hurry. Please stop talking so much and go in first."
