Chapter 438 Pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger

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Back on the shore, the fishermen in the village entertained us warmly, and we also enjoyed a good meal.

While I was drinking heavily, I told the villagers about the river god living in the Fenhe River, and I also personally explained that the river god was real.

The villagers were very happy to hear this and said they would make offerings every year in the future. However, I told them that there was no need to do so. As long as they followed the natural laws of recuperation and did not overfish the Fen River’s aquarium, there was no need to offer sacrifices to the river god. . Moreover, the river god does not originally bless humans to catch more fish, but only ensures good weather for one party.

There was still business to do, so we didn’t delay much and drove straight to Tianhe Mountain Fort, a villa area in Luliang City.

We followed the route pointed by the navigation and came to Tianhe Mountain Fort. We found the property and learned about the place where the Yamamoto family registered to live. Strangely, the single-family villa they bought disappeared.

It is unimaginable that such a huge thing as a single-family villa has disappeared without a trace, and we have no direction to find it. I don’t know how strong the other party is, that he can even move such a big villa.

There are no clues at all now. I don’t know where the Yamamoto family and their villa disappeared.

However, we still walked into this single-family villa area and started searching. Since the two brothers of the Yamamoto family once lived here, they should leave some traces and information. Maybe even a little bit of the enemy's aura will remain.

Sure enough, we felt a strange evil spirit in this huge villa complex.

Following the evil spirit, I walked over and happened to see a large group of people gathered around the door of a small house, discussing in a lively manner.

"Hey, did you hear that? The owner of this house used the villa to raise rats."

"That's right! Swarms of rats come out in the middle of the night and chew holes into our furniture, cupboards, sofas, beds, etc."

"Every method has been tried. I fed them rat poison, but it just couldn't kill the rats. I also put in several ferocious cats, but in the end, they were eaten by rats instead."

"Could it be that all these mice have become spirits? I wonder what the evil taste of this owner is?"

"You're right, the mice in this house have really become sperms."

As soon as Geng Biaobiao finished speaking, the group of people turned their heads and looked at the unfamiliar fat man carefully.

"Hey, Fatty, who are you? You don't look like someone from our community!"

"I am an authentic Feng Shui Onmyoji, specializing in eliminating demons and catching ghosts. Hehe!",

Geng Biaobiao boasted a lot, but everyone didn't buy it. One of them even questioned: "What are you talking about? Feng Shui Onmyoji? What is Feng Shui Onmyoji? I've never heard of it."

Geng Biaobiao was furious at this moment. He was about to get angry when he was stopped by Li Huhu, "Everyone, let's be clear. Feng Shui Onmyoji is an exorcist, a person who specializes in exorcising demons and protecting the Tao."

"Hey, you are engaged in feudal superstition, right? Oh..."

Another person teased us, and I walked up to them and said, "Forget it, don't worry about what we do. In short, in one sentence, we can help you completely eliminate the rat problem, let's give it a try."

At this time, an older, gentle-looking man came out of the crowd and came over to shake my hand. "Hello, I am the property representative of Tianhe Shanbao Villa District. My surname is Sun. You can Call me Lao Sun. Young man, your words are quite pleasing to the ear. If you could really solve the rat problem for us. That would be a big help to us. Our whole village will be grateful. As long as you can Now that these damn rats have been dealt with, how about I take the initiative and take out 10,000 yuan from the property fund of our community as a reward for you?"

This man named Sun looks quite dignified, but who knows how he can be so petty. What we dealt with was not one rat, nor a nest of rats, but an entire villa group of rats, and we only gave us 10,000.

Forget it, considering the professional ethics of our Yin Yang Feng Shui masters, ten thousand is ten thousand.

I turned my head and looked at Xu Chengcheng, nodded my head in trust and said: "Second Senior Brother, this big rat spirit is left to you. It's easy to deal with. Don't worry, he is not the money rat king who insists on marrying Tang Monk in Journey to the West." , you just need to diffuse it with the demon scent for a while."

"You don't have to worry about it, I'm very good at dealing with this little Karami."

After saying that, Xu Chengcheng grabbed a handful of incense and walked to the air vent in front of the villa, lit the handful of incense and stuck it on the soft mound of soil.

Suddenly, thick smoke billowed and blew in from the exhaust vents along with the west wind.

But after a short while, an unpleasant smell wafted out.

Everyone dispersed, and some people complained repeatedly: "What does it smell like? It smells worse than feces!"

Xu Chengcheng pinched his mouth and nose and said in a very strange tone: "Everyone, pay attention, the big rat is coming out."

Someone was talking in a low voice again, "Can they do it? The method looks like they are deworming. Will the rats eat this?"

Although we are under suspicion, we have to continue our work.

Li Huhu stood at the exhaust vent, waiting for the rat demon to come out, and then killed it with one blow.

"The rat demon is coming out soon. Everyone, step back." Xu Chengcheng opened his arms to block everyone's retreat.

As soon as he finished speaking, the iron mesh of the vent was broken, and a huge rat with three eyes suddenly sprang out. As luck would have it, they were cooked by the fire spit out by Li Huhu. At the same time, a large group of rats came out of the villa, but they all struggled for a moment before falling to the ground to receive their lunch boxes.

Lao Sun, the owner's representative, was stunned when he saw it and asked: "There are really a lot of rats. Did you use poisonous incense to kill them?"

Xu Chengcheng said: "No, the incense I burn is only used to drive away monsters. The big rat that my junior brother just burned to death is their leader. The lives of these rats are all related to the rat I just killed. As long as I kill them, Killed their boss. These rats will also die."

I didn't know whether Lao Sun understood it or not, so he immediately gave a thumbs up and said: "Awesome, no matter what, you have solved the rat problem for us. Let's go and collect the money from me."

While they were talking, I turned around and looked around. I had clearly eliminated the rat demon, so how could there still be demonic energy?

Finally, I set my sights on a beautiful woman in the crowd. Her model figure and height of over 1.7 meters made me excited and my imagination wandering. This is really a beautiful woman, no less beautiful than a model. It's just that she has a demonic aura about her.

When the woman saw that I noticed her, she smiled slightly, turned around and walked out, and I immediately followed her.

Geng Biaobiao saw that I had left, so he asked behind me: "Second Senior Brother, where are you going?"

Su Fengfeng answered for me: "Lao Wu, don't worry about him. He certainly has his own reasons for leaving. We just need to drink tea here and wait for him to come back."

In this way, I followed this strange beauty to a secluded corner, and saw no one around. I stopped her and said, "Beauty, why are you leaving in such a hurry? Can't we have a nice chat?"

The woman turned to look at me and said, "You pervert, what do you mean by following me all the time? Do you know that I am a single woman?"

"You're right, I not only know that you are a single woman, I also know that you are lonely!" After saying that, I deliberately smiled obscenely to make her think that I was a flamboyant and dissolute man, pretending to be easy to take the bait.

"Then you mean you're going to have a date with me?"

"It doesn't matter whether we have a partner or not, at least I'm a man. I can help you and relieve your loneliness, right?" I said frivolously and deliberately teased the other person.

The woman still didn't accept the move, but pretended to be reserved and said, "What should I do? I'm an educated girl, and my father is the deputy secretary of the provincial party committee. I can't be so casual."

This sentence made me hear a flaw. You dare to pretend to be a serious person with such revealing clothes. A real wealthy daughter will not come out in such a shining way, but will be very low-key.

But I still pretended to take the bait and continued: "In that case, you are still a lady among us, so I will work harder to pursue you."

"Don't you think there's a big difference between our status in Thailand? What qualifications do you have to pursue me? Let me tell you, it's very difficult to pursue me!"

"It's okay. I'm a fierce man. If you are with me, you will be in a state of ecstasy. Do you want to consider giving birth to a child for me?"

The woman chuckled and said, "You are really good at finding people, okay, you have really good taste!"

As soon as she finished speaking, I stepped forward and hugged her waist, saying: "I can't stand it anymore, please promise me now."

At this time, her hands hugged my back tightly and refused to let go. It seemed that she had convinced me.

"Hmph, there is no free lunch in the world for me to eat. Do you really think I have been fooled?" My tone changed and I patted her back with my sealed palm.

Her body suddenly softened, she let go of me, staggered back a few steps, and looked at me coldly.

Suddenly, she collapsed on her own, and a hybrid of a centipede and a snake emerged from her body. The monster the old lady told us about at the food stall by the Fen River the day before yesterday actually appeared in front of me. .

"There really is such a monster. You must not have thought of it. I have noticed it a long time ago. You are living in this woman's body for the convenience of hunting. It's a pity that you chose the wrong prey. You didn't expect it! I pretended to be a pig. By eating the tiger, now our identities as prey and hunter have switched.”

The monster's voice was very awkward as he said, "So what if you find out, he's just a mere mortal."

As he spoke, a mouthful of venom came out towards me, but I just managed to dodge it. The venom sprayed onto the tree trunk, and a large piece of the tall tree trunk was immediately corroded by the strong acidic venom.

"Fortunately, I hid quickly. Being sprayed by such a strong poison would be terrible." After congratulating myself, I immediately said: "You monster, you should die."

I jumped up suddenly and slapped down the deformed monster. I slapped the deformed monster into a meat pie. The green blood stained my hand, which was extremely disgusting.

I wiped it with paper in disgust and said to myself: "Stupid monster, you have found the wrong opponent. A strong hunter like me will disguise myself as prey, and you will be eaten by me pretending to be a pig."

I took another look at the beautiful woman lying on the ground, tried her breathing, and opened her eyelids to check. Fortunately, this woman was still saved. I fed her the boundless water to drink.

I originally thought about sending her away after she woke up, but after thinking about it, I was afraid that I might be misunderstood if I talked to this woman in such an awkward manner.

Judging from this woman's clothing, I felt that it was not suitable for a fuel-saving lamp. After thinking about it, I wrote a note and stuffed it into her trouser pocket, briefly informing her of what had just happened.

I went back the way I came to find my lovely and hateful senior brothers.