The three people who came in were all elderly. The man and woman in front must be Ma Tianyi's parents. They had sad faces and no relaxed expressions. Following them was a man with white hair and beard wearing an old-fashioned Chinese tunic suit. An old man who looks like a Feng Shui gentleman.
Everyone in the room had sad faces, except for the oldest man, who had a proud face, as if all the weird and strange things were not worth mentioning in his eyes.
When Deng Wanwan saw the person coming, she could no longer hold back her nervousness. She called her uncle and aunt, and recounted her cousin's strange behavior and reactions just now to them.
As the saying goes, family scandals should not be publicized. Once something like this happened to Ma Tian, they would try their best to hide it from outsiders. When they saw a strange face like me, they were very unhappy.
The woman pulled Deng Wanwan behind her, protected her, and looked at me with wary eyes.
The man took a step forward and stood in front of me, with hostility in his eyes, as if he wanted to blast me out. They didn't know that I was called here by Deng Wanwan, so at this moment they thought I just came uninvited.
"Who are you? How did you come to my house? Why did you come to my house?" This man was very rude, as if I was the initiator of the whole thing.
I know they have a deep misunderstanding of me. If it weren't for Deng Wanwan's sake, I wouldn't be here at all. But I am also a person with a temper. I came to help with good intentions, and I was treated like this. I felt very unhappy. I stood there. He stayed there without saying a word.
"I'm asking you a question! Are you mute? Why are you coming to my house?" The man was angry, as if he was going to kick me out the next second.
"Uncle, don't say that. He is a friend I called here to help."
The angry man still didn't believe it, and still said in a tough tone, "Friends? What kind of friends? You shouldn't just bring friends home!" He cast his complaining eyes on Deng Wanwan again.
"Uncle, don't be angry. His name is Zhang Ruoxu. He is really my friend and my boyfriend." Deng Wanwan was a little shy. It turned out that he had not made my relationship with her public among relatives and friends.
"That... uncle, Ruoxu is a knowledgeable person. He helped move the tomb of the former president Ren's family. They were also responsible for the strange disease of the chairman of the Ren Group. I called him over to explain it. Brother, let's take a look." Ren Lingling said quickly, fearing that she would cause any further unpleasantness.
The three people who had just entered the door were stunned, and all three pairs of eyes began to look at me. From the look in my eyes, they could tell that they were doubting whether I was really jealous, but Deng Wanwan's uncle still made a face. Ban, said contemptuously: "Just such a young boy, can understand Yin Yang, Five Elements, Feng Shui metaphysics? Hum!"
Deng Wanwan's aunt also echoed, "That's right, at such a young age, how advanced can he be? I'm afraid the road he has traveled may not be as salty as the rest of us!"
When I saw the old couple judging people by their appearance, I wanted to laugh and finally spoke.
"Uncle, auntie, what you said is wrong! Who said that the older you are, the more capable you are? Don't judge people by their appearance. Do you know Yue Yun, the son of General Yue Fei? He went into battle to kill the enemy at the age of twelve!"
Deng Wanwan's uncle and aunt did not reply to my arrogant and impolite answer, but they still did not change their attitude.
Deng Wanwan tried her best to defend me, "Uncle, aunt, you really underestimate Zhang Ruoxu. I have seen his ability before. Not only can he break the head but also destroy ghosts."
Deng Wanwan's expression didn't look like he was telling lies anymore. His uncle and mother still cast a look of expectation on me. Sure enough, relatives still believe in relatives.
Before I could speak, the arrogant old man behind them gave up and said in a sinister tone: "Humph, what a nonsense, what a nonsense. Since you have already found good people to save the situation, why don't you invite me here?" What are you doing? That’s all, I’ll take my leave.”
After saying that, this arrogant old man glared at me fiercely, turned around and walked out.
Deng Wanwan's uncle and aunt were anxious, their faces immediately dropped, and they said nice things and apologized, "Ji Shenxian, please calm down, we have worked so hard to beg you to come, just because we trust you, my niece is not sensible, please don't You have the same experience as a child, you have to be old to do this kind of work."
This flattery was filmed and made Ji Shenxian happy. His sad face instantly turned into a smile, and he did not forget to tease me, "That's it, relying on such a little person who doesn't know how high the sky is and how deep the sea is." Baby, why don’t you delay everyone.”
After Ji Shenxian finished speaking, he raised the crutch he was holding and pointed at me, "You're still young, and you're quite capable of fooling people. You kid, just leave me alone."
I was not angry but happy. It was really interesting to meet such an old fool who loved to brag and claimed to be a god. I immediately decided to let this old funnyman perform a show to see how much he weighed.
Deng Wanwan's aunt said to her: "Little Wan'er, Ji Shenxian is here. You haven't been here for a long time. Your partner is here. You can go out and play. I don't need you to worry about this."
The old couple still didn't trust me. Deng Wanwan quit. Just when she was about to open her mouth to defend herself, I pulled her over and said first: "Since Ji Shenxian is here, I will leave now. If Ji Shenxian can't handle it, , remember to ask Wan'er to find me again."
Ji Shenxian's face changed again, as fast as a chameleon, "You are so arrogant, why can't I handle it? You mean you are very capable? Brat, tell me your name." "
Seeing his angry look, I wanted to laugh, and without being polite to him, I reported directly, "Ji Shenxian, please listen carefully. I am the Taoist sect that has been established since the beginning of Chinese civilization. I am the 200th member of the Extreme Taoist sect. The head of the twenty-eighth generation is Zhang Ruoxu, whose Taoist name is Yangsheng, and his master is none other than the famous Fenglei Taoist, Hu Tianshi."
"What? Ji Dao Sect, Fenglei Taoist Hu Tianshi? Huh, he doesn't even have a name. What nonsense, I've never heard of it, he's just an unknown person."
After he said this, I wanted to laugh even more. Among the true Taoist disciples, who doesn’t know the Ji Tao sect, who doesn’t know the name of my master Fenglei Taoist, and they don’t even understand the Tao family’s habit of only focusing on Taoist names but not names. , and you call yourself a god?
"Humph, be careful to make people laugh out loud." I teased him secretly.
Ji Shenxian laughed again, "Huangmao Xiaoer, do you know who I am? Let me tell you, I am none other than the most famous Feng Shui master in Kyushu, Ji Tiangang."
"Ji Tiangang, you still have Yuan Tiangang!" I laughed at him again in my heart. I was really too lazy to listen to his nonsense anymore. I'd better let him show his skills earlier, so as to see how he made a fool of himself.
I coughed, clasped my fists, leaned forward slightly, and said politely, "It turns out to be Ji Tiangang, the Great Immortal Ji. This junior has eyesight but cannot see Taishan. Since you have come forward, I think no matter how difficult the evil spirit is, it will only It's time to run away. Your old name is so resounding, boy, I have heard it like thunder for a long time. I am really lucky to see the great immortal cast a spell today."
My compliments are actually flattering. The more flattering I am, the harder I will fall. Since I can show my face in exorcism and fool Deng Wanwan's uncle and aunt into a daze, I am indeed quite capable, but It's not the ability to conquer demons, but the ability to deceive people.
This kind of person pretends to be a capable great immortal, but in fact he is just a charlatan selling dog meat. If you meet someone who is ignorant or just a blind cat, you are lucky. Today, you meet the so-called Ji Shenxian. It's a real ghost. I want to see how he can exorcise ghosts.
Ji Shenxian didn't understand the meaning of my painting, and thought I was praising him. He was so proud that he couldn't find the north, and showed the appearance of a worldly master, as if Daluo Jinxian had to call him "Sheng Ye" in front of him.
"Little baby, you are quite sensible. I won't argue with you. Today I will let you see what the true Taoism is."
I was really about to laugh out loud, but I still restrained myself and tried not to laugh out loud, and continued to compliment: "Since Ji Shenxian is willing to take action, I look forward to you showing off your skills, kid. After seeing your old grace, I also It’s a great apprenticeship.”
This so-called Ji Shenxian became even more arrogant, and immediately decided to accept me as his apprentice. I originally thought he would continue to show off to me, but I didn't expect that he was still very thick-skinned.
"It's easy, kid, just keep an eye on me."
After saying that, he strode towards the second floor with a step that he didn't recognize his relatives.
I thought about it for a while and didn't say anything else. My original intention was to see him make a fool of himself and see how much his coquettish tricks could anger the three ghosts in this room! Wouldn't it be better if I expose him face to face when he is really embarrassed?
Ji Shenxian also had a somewhat professional demeanor. He even took out a real compass from his bag and walked around the second floor in a serious manner, but he refused to go into Ma Tianyi's room.
I wanted to laugh when I saw his funny look. Those three ghosts were in the room. Why don't I just go in? They were still pretending to be wandering around outside...
While Ji Shenxian was pacing back and forth, he suddenly let out an ouch, which frightened everyone except me. Deng Wanwan's aunt was the most sensitive, and asked quickly what was wrong?
Ji Shenxian twirled his white beard and said, "Your son was possessed by nothing but because he offended the Kitchen God."
"Ah, why did you offend the Kitchen God?"
"Your son's zodiac sign is too strong, his mouth is unclean, he likes to talk, and he doesn't know what he said is right. This is because God Buzao doesn't like to hear it, so he punished him."
I rolled my eyes at him. This Ji Shenxian is really good at talking nonsense. He always said that he would give the right medicine. Something was wrong with his son, so he insisted on talking to the Kitchen God. This kind of nonsense is the real superstition. I can guess what he is going to say next. It is nothing more than a lot of nonsense about Feng Shui and metaphysics that no one understands, and then he can ask for money.
I decided not to watch him perform anymore, but to draw out the ghost and give this liar a good shake.
