When I saw the words on the blue brick and thought of the master's third tip bag, I felt a heavy burden in my heart.
After a while, another gust of breeze blew by, which made my heart ripple. Then I thought about it again. Sure enough, the master still needs a beautiful girl to help him with his burial!
Then, I calculated with my fingers that the golden boy was Li Huhu, who had a yin destiny in Tai Sui, so I had to find a woman with a yin destiny in the sun. But who should we find to be the most suitable Yang-ming girl?
I started to have trouble again. After all, it was so hard to find a woman born in the yang year, yang month, yang day, yang day. I had no clue and had to turn to the almighty WeChat circle of friends to forward the birth date of the pure yang life. I had to treat a dead horse as a living horse. Doctor, wish me good luck!
However, much to my surprise, Chunyang Girl was not found. Instead, my mobile phone received a call. There was no caller ID on the screen, but it just buzzed... and the ground vibrated.
After the connection, there was no sound from the other party but there was a slight echo...
I immediately understood that this was a call from below. I quickly went to the back hall and found an old jar. I took out a piece of the Jiuzhuan Mud in the jar and ate it to exchange the signal from the underworld.
"Your Excellency, are you Zhang Ruoxu, the direct disciple of Benfeng Tianshi?"
"Yes, why are you calling from Hades?"
There was no immediate response on the phone but a hissing sound, which made people feel chills running down their spines. Then a voice with a strong nasal sound answered.
"The Ten Palaces of Yama have issued an order to send the four ghosts to pick up the soul of the deceased master and bring it into the house tomorrow. Please make preparations in advance."
The master's third tip came true.
I responded immediately: "I understand, little one. Thank you, judge, for reminding me."
Logically speaking, I was very polite, and the other party should respond kindly, but who knew that the other party was actually very angry.
"Hehe, I'm afraid Old Man Feng has never taught you how to deal with ghosts in the underworld. I will teach you a lesson for free today. If you meet someone working in the underworld one day, you must not be polite, otherwise you may beware of the seducer coming to you. Death hook!"
After saying that, the phone was hung up.
I thought about what the master once said to me. The things that seducers do are frightening, and others avoid them. If they say the wrong thing, they will be taken to work.
…
While I was dazed, there was a knock on the door, and I shouted at the top of my lungs: "Who is it?"
"It's me, the Fourth Young Master, Old Dengtou." He replied with a coughing sound.
Old Dengtou's son was haunted by a snake spirit seven years ago. Fortunately, my master started the practice and saved him from disaster. Since then, the master has become the reincarnation of their parents, taking care of them all the time.
I cleared my throat, adjusted my clothes, and opened the door. Unexpectedly, there was a young girl who was a dignified customer following behind him.
I was stunned for a moment, then asked: "Uncle Deng, who is this little girl?"
"This is my second daughter, Deng Wanwan. Ni, please meet the fourth young master soon!"
"Hello, Fourth Young Master!" Deng Wanwan bowed her head shyly, and the groove between her plump breasts made people think.
I couldn't move my eyes away, so I squinted and asked, "Uncle Deng only knows that you have a son. When did you have a girl?"
"Oh, the fourth young master and Master Fengtian are too busy. You only met my daughter once on the day when I cast the spell. At that time, he was only twenty-eight years old, and she was the fat girl you saw when you came to the house."
My memory was suddenly brought back to seven years ago, when there was a fat girl present on the day when Lao Deng’s son held a ceremony.
The transformation of women into eighteen-year-old women, no one could have predicted that the inconspicuous fat girl at that time would now transform into a beautiful woman!
Old Dengtou said again: "I heard from my boy that the fourth young master is looking for a girl with a positive destiny, and it happens that Erni is the second birthday among the four birthdays posted in your circle of friends! How can this help? "
I couldn't find anything after wearing iron shoes, and it took no effort to get it. At this time, I felt like an old farmer who has found dew after a long drought.
"Uncle Deng, you are really a big help! To be honest, my master has passed away, and I am worried about not being able to find a Chunyang girl. You brought Ling Qianjin to the Tianshi Pavilion, which is really a big help."
"What?"
Old Dengtou was so shocked that his mouth grew so big that he couldn't believe his ears.
"Master Fengtian, he passed away? When did it happen?"
Seeing that Old Deng was a little confused, I quickly explained: "I just passed away not long ago. Those who work in our Yin Yang Feng Shui profession have to check the time and acupuncture points before burial and funeral. Please forgive me for the inconvenience of saying more. My master's mourning hall will be in our hometown the day after tomorrow." Please come and express your condolences when the time comes."
"Okay, Fourth Young Master, if you have any use, just give me my instructions."
After saying that, he turned to Deng Wanwan and said, "Er Ni, dad is going home first. You must obey the Fourth Young Master in everything. They are the benefactors of our Deng family."
Deng Wanwan nodded shyly.
As soon as Lao Deng walked away, Deng Wanwan jumped forward like a wild horse and took my arm.
Naturally, I would not refuse the embrace of a beautiful woman, but this sudden scene frightened me greatly.
"Wanwan, what are you doing? We are not familiar with each other!"
"Fourth Young Master, if someone asks you when did you find out about my birthday, just tell me if you want!" Deng Wanwan acted coquettishly, and she really had a bit of amorous feelings.
At this time, I was really confused as a monk, so I explained: "Wanwan, make no mistake, the reason why I asked for help from the omnipotent circle of friends is because women with Chunyang horoscopes are too hard to find, so I had to do it as a last resort. , it is indispensable for the master’s burial.”
"Hehe, I wish I could serve the Fourth Young Master, but I have a small request."
"Tell me what you want!"
"It's easy, young master, you have to have sex with me!" Deng Wanwan shyly stuck out her tongue at me after she finished speaking.
"Oh well!"
I agreed cooperatively.
Deng Wanwan was so happy that she took the initiative to give me a kiss on the cheek and asked: "Fourth Young Master, why are you looking for a pure Yang girl..."
Seeing that she was still a little confused, I made it clear to her.
"The golden boy leads the way, and the jade girl leads the way to the west. Our older generation traditionally goes to the graves of our ancestors and burns a pair of paper to guide our deceased ancestors in the underworld. However, my master is a heavenly master, and his coffin is left in the underworld. When the Netherworld comes to carry us, we need living people to guide the master. My third senior brother, Li Huhu, has a yin horoscope and is best suited to lead the way, while you have a yang horoscope and are suitable to lead the way from behind. This is That’s why I’m looking for you.”
Deng Wanwan nodded as if she understood, and then asked: "So, Fourth Young Master, what exactly should I do?"
"You don't have to do anything now. You should go to bed early. Get up before midnight, hold the lantern and follow me." After saying that, I stretched out my hand and pointed to the north room.
"That's my room, just make do with it."
"Oh, by the way! From now on, don't call me Fourth Young Master, it sounds awkward. Just call me Yang Sheng."
