[Those who have not thoroughly read The Romance of the Three Kingdoms are advised not to read this book. 】
"Are there any prostitutes in this city?"
In Wancheng, after the banquet, Cao Cao was drunk and asked the generals behind him.
At this moment, Cao Anmin stepped forward and whispered:
"Back to uncle, my nephew was at the library last night and saw a woman next door. She was beautiful and elegant. After asking about it, I found out that she was Zhang Xiu's uncle and Zhang Ji's wife, Zou. "
Cao Cao, who was already a little drunk, couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he heard the sound, and he said with a big tongue:
"An Min, please quickly lead fifty soldiers and bring Zou over. They will sleep with me tonight."
In the battle of Wancheng, Cao Anmin had no military exploits. Seeing the opportunity to perform, he immediately ordered his troops personally and hurried to lead the troops.
Seeing this scene, a jade-faced young man behind Cao Cao was immediately frightened into a cold sweat, and he cursed in his heart:
"Thief Cao! How long has it been and you still can't control your lower body? Oh no! I shouldn't say that to you, you are my father!"
The jade-faced young master’s name is Cao Ang, and he is someone who traveled through time in later generations.
As a social worker who is familiar with the Three Kingdoms, Cao Ang has read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms many times. He accidentally traveled to this world and faced this classic scene. Cao Ang knew how serious the consequences of this incident were.
Zhang Xiu had just surrendered to Cao Cao, and Cao Cao was going to sleep with his aunt Zou!
The next development of things, if nothing unexpected happens, something will happen.
Zhang Xiu must not be able to bear the humiliation. He took advantage of Cao's army being unprepared and raised his troops to rebel. Cao Cao was caught off guard and fled in panic. His eldest son Cao Ang, his nephew Cao Anmin, and the fierce general Dian Wei all died in the battle.
This is the consequence of Cao Cao letting the surrendered general Zhang Xiu's aunt Zou stay in bed!
In ancient times, two peaches killed three men.
Now one shot will kill the three sages!
It's true that Wei Wu whipped his whip and worshiped the heaven!
Thinking of this, Cao Ang couldn't help but feel chills on his back.
Cao Ang had just traveled to the late Han Dynasty. He had just figured out the timeline a second ago, but found that he was almost on the guillotine!
After all, persuading people is not persuading sex. Cao Ang lowered his head and thought hard about some words. Ang was about to go forward to persuade his father, but he saw Cao Anmin leading fifty soldiers and quickly escorted the Zou family to Cao Cao.
As soon as Cao Cao saw Zou, his eyes immediately widened.
She is indeed a stunning beauty!
Due to the death of her husband Zhang Jigang, Ms. Zou is still wearing white plain clothes at this moment.
Especially against the backdrop of white clothes, Zou looks even more delicate and refined.
Her eyebrows are affectionate and she is naturally charming, especially her red lips, which are moist, round and full.
Just like a ripe peach, just waiting for someone to pick it.
It's just that at this moment, Zou, under the guard of all the soldiers, looked very embarrassed. She raised her head slightly and glanced at Cao Cao, then quickly lowered her head.
Cao Cao's eyes were staring straight at Zou, as if his soul had been taken away, which made Cao Ang's heart sink.
Done!
No one can dissuade the Prime Minister from this scene where the father's semen is on his head!
Cao Cao raised the whip in his hand, pointed at Zou and asked, knowingly:
"May I have your name?"
Only then did Zou timidly raise his head and whispered:
"I am Zhang Ji's wife, Zou."
Taking advantage of the wine, Cao Cao asked the other party:
"Madam, have you ever heard of my name?"
Zou deserves to be from a wealthy family. Although she is a little cramped, she still said happily:
"I have heard of the Prime Minister's reputation for a long time, and I am honored to pay my respects to him today."
Cao Cao chuckled and said:
"Zhang Ji, Zhang Xiu's uncle and nephew raised an army and invaded the palace to seize the throne. They should have destroyed their clan. Do you know why you should forgive them?"
When Zou heard the sound, she couldn't help but trembled with fright, and said hurriedly:
"I am a woman, and I don't know anything about military affairs."
At this time, Cao Cao said meaningfully:
"I, the Prime Minister, only spared Zhang Xiu out of consideration for my wife. Otherwise, you would have been exterminated long ago."
Zou is a stunning beauty, but she is not a flower vase. Naturally, she heard the implication of Cao Cao's words. She knew that the prime minister was using his power to suppress others, so she hurriedly expressed her blessing again:
"Thank you, Prime Minister, for your kindness."
Seeing that his scheme succeeded, Cao Cao asked with satisfaction:
"What a blessing it is to see Madam today! Madam, would you like to sleep with me tonight?"
Prime Minister Cao had overwhelming power over the world, so naturally he could not tolerate the slightest resistance from the Zou family, so the Zou family once again received the blessing and said:
"Thank you, Prime Minister, for your kindness."
Hearing this, Cao Cao burst into laughter, and then helped Zou with his own hands, and the two of them walked into their tent.
The remaining Cao Ren, Cao Chun, Xia Houdun, Xia Houyuan, Yu Jin and others couldn't help but look at each other in shock when they saw this situation.
Good guy!
The Prime Minister is worthy of being a Prime Minister, he really knows how to play!
After a while, Cao Ren said to everyone with a sarcastic smile:
"Brothers, let's have some fun too?"
When everyone heard the sound, they cheered loudly, and the soldiers quickly dispersed.
At this time, the Prime Minister's spirit is on the brain, acting up and down, and the generals are also obsessed with lust. How can they listen to Cao Ang's dissuasion?
Cao Ang was Cao Cao's eldest son. He was smart, benevolent and filial since he was a child. He was promoted as Xiaolian when he was twenty years old and was deeply loved by Cao Cao.
In order to focus on cultivating Cao Ang, Cao Cao would take Cao Ang with him whenever he marched and fought, in order to allow Cao Ang to accumulate meritorious deeds and prestige as soon as possible, so that he could inherit the great cause of prime minister in the future.
It is also true that Cao Ang is only a member of the army and has no real power at all. He cannot even mobilize a single soldier.
But tonight, Zhang Xiu is bound to rebel, and he will become a dead soul by the sword. What should he do?
Cao Ang thought about it and found that there was only one advantage at present: due to Cao Ang's special status, he could move around the military camp at will, and no soldiers dared to stop him!
Thinking of this, Cao Ang immediately started and walked towards the military camp.
There was a lot of joy and laughter in the military camp.
The prime minister personally led the army to conquer Zhang Xiu. As soon as the army arrived in Wancheng, Zhang Xiu opened the door and surrendered. This was naturally welcomed by everyone, and for a while the defense in the military camp was slackened.
All the soldiers are also preparing to go to the city to have fun.
Soldiers live and die for the day of victory, so they can be as reckless as they like.
"Third uncle?"
Cao Ang saw a young man who had taken off his armor and put on plain clothes and was about to go out, so he hurriedly stepped forward and shouted to stop him.
The young man was Cao Cao's younger brother, Cao Chun. Because he was the third oldest, Cao Ang called him his third uncle.
Because Cao Chun was thoughtful and thoughtful, he was deeply trusted by Cao Cao and appointed him as the commander of the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry.
Cao Chun looked up and saw Cao Ang and said hurriedly:
"Zixiu (Cao Ang's courtesy name is Zixiu XiU), good nephew...what's the matter?"
Cao Ang hurriedly came over and said:
"Where are you going, third uncle?"
Cao Chun chuckled and said:
"The army won without a fight. The soldiers rarely have free time and are preparing to go into the city to drink some wine..."
Cao Ang said solemnly:
"Third uncle, you don't feel it... is there something fishy about this?"
"What's weird?" Cao Chun was stunned when he heard the sound, and hurriedly asked: "What's weird?"
Cao Ang continued:
"My army reached Wancheng, Zhang Xiu opened the door and surrendered, and now the prime minister asked Zhang Xiu's aunt to sleep with him. Doesn't the third uncle feel that there is nothing wrong?"
Cao Chun smiled bitterly and said:
"The name of the Prime Minister is so high that even if he asks all the women in the world to sleep with him, who would dare not to do so?"
Cao Ang shook his head and said:
"Otherwise, what if Hebei Yuan Shao's wife is allowed to sleep with the Prime Minister?"
Cao Chun shook his head and said with a smile:
"My good nephew is joking..."
But halfway through speaking, Cao Chun was stunned for a moment and lost his voice:
"Nephew Zixiu means that Zhang Xiu cannot bear the humiliation and wants to rebel?"
Cao Ang nodded solemnly and said:
"Most likely, tonight!"
Cao Chun was still suspicious in his heart and murmured:
"Our army is powerful. I don't think Zhang Xiu will dare to rebel."
Cao Ang said:
"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the worst! If Zhang Xiu rebels, our army will be completely defenseless. If the Prime Minister makes a mistake, who can bear this responsibility?"
