"My heart... hurts..." Lu Jinyuan felt so hurt that he squatted aside and drew circles.
"Now, wait, wait for the supporting role to fail, and then the protagonist will come on stage." Fujiko's attention is no longer on Zhao Letian, looking at the Taoist priest in the store with a disapproving expression, "It's a pity that I didn't learn how to do it. Home."
"Yu Bu... push Mo Gang?" Zhao Letian and Lu Jinyuan asked at the same time.
"Yu Bu was created by Xia Yu. Did you know that Dayu controlled floods? It was Dayu who was the basic step of Taoism. Later, various Bu Gangs were developed, and each sect was different, including Tui Mo Gang, Bazi Gang, and Beidou Gang. Seven Star Gang, Five Steps to Worship Ghosts, etc., but look at this guy...oh, Quanzhen Changchunzi, right? This step was all wrong, he should have stepped into the middle palace...Tsk, tsk, how did his master teach him?" Fujiko The magic lecture hall mode is activated.
"But... the talisman in his hand can burn, which is very cool." Lu Jinyuan was quite curious about this hand.
"Did you see the white ash he scattered? It's white phosphorus. You can use that." Fujiko said disdainfully.
"So... this guy is a fake master?" Zhao Letian was a little surprised, "What will happen then?"
"Something will happen." Lu Jinyuan said with a smile.
Zhao Letian thought for a while, went to the company and took a few fire extinguishers aside, and was ready to call an ambulance.
"A fake Taoist priest encounters a real fierce ghost. According to the plot, there will be a good show..." Before Fujiko finished speaking, a ball of white phosphorus was thrown at the Taoist priest who was dancing his sword in the shop. This time, the flame not only ignited the talisman paper, but also ignited the talisman. The talisman turned to the peach wood sword and burned towards him with a bang!
Huh? The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and before he could throw away the sword that had turned into a torch in time, the fire instantly burned him.
"Ahhh!" A burning man shouted and rushed out of the store, and there was a faint scream behind him——
"Get out!" Zhao Letian picked up a fire extinguisher expressionlessly and sprayed it at the burning man. Then the flames went out. The Taoist priest who had been a fairy just now was now burned like a roast duck. Fortunately, the fire was put out in time. The fever was so terrible that he lay there twitching. Zhao Letian knelt down and asked him what was wrong, but found that Master Changchunzi was crying. While crying, he said, "There really is a ghost!"
Zhao Letian sighed and said to Li Siqi, who was shaking his head next to him, "Next?" The ambulance came and took Changchunzi away. The next master was Chunyang Shangqingzi.
This time, they not only danced with swords and walked with Yu steps, but also set up an altar, which was covered with yellow silk and satin, in honor of the founder of the Three Qing Dynasties. They even took a pig's head, lit it with incense and candles, and then he started jumping up and down. As if he was crazy, he shouted loudly, "Chun Yang sent out the true magical power, the Eight Immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers, and even though the Immortal Ancestor Dongbin was drunk, he knew the winds from the east, west and northwest!" It was scary... a bit shocking.
Everyone watching was shocked, including Zhao Letian and Lu Jinyuan.
However, Fujiko clicked her tongue twice and turned on the small lecture hall mode, "Hey, I'm inviting the gods to come up, and the one I invited is Lu Xianzu, but...it's weird that I can invite you!"
"Who is Lu Xianzu? Why can't you come?" Lu Jinyuan cooperated and entered the question mode.
"It's Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals. The Chunyang Sect has Lu Dongbin as its ancestor. However, the Chunyang Sect's inheritance doesn't even have the subject of Kaishen Da. I don't know where he learned it." Fujiko shook his head and sighed.
This course was not offered... Zhao Letian didn't know how to complain.
Sure enough, the master was dancing happily, and the next second the pig's head placed on the altar suddenly jumped up, opened its mouth as if it were alive, and suddenly put it on Chunyang Shangqingzi's head, and then Zhao Letian saw a The man with the pig's head rushed out of the store in a panic. Since he couldn't see, he fell down as soon as he went out. There was a loud bang that hurt everyone onlookers.
The master lay down for a while and got up and continued running, screaming, "Why can't I see! Why can't I see!"
"Slow down, slow down, let me help you." Zhao Letian rushed over to help the master pull out the pig's head, but the strap was too tight and it couldn't be done. In addition, the master kept shouting that it hurt too much, and Zhao Letian couldn't help it. Dare to use force.
"Sister Siqi, do you think we should call an ambulance or a fire truck?" Zhao Letian was a little worried. He always saw in the news that when a child naughtily got his hands and feet stuck in a gap, it was always the firefighters who took care of it, or did he have to be sent to the hospital? ?
"Next!" Li Siqi ignored Zhao Letian. She now felt horrified and disappointed. The bizarre encounters of these masters, including the first master being shouted at "get out", not only proved that there was a ghost, but also proved that no one was responsible. This ghost has to be determined.
As a result, after Zhao Letian went to the VIP room to invite the master, he only brought one monk, "Well, two masters ran away, and this master was the only one left."
"Come on." Li Siqi waved her hand helplessly, and then she started to look through the address book on her phone. "I probably need to find a new job." The monk recited the Diamond Sutra and counted the beads as he entered the store. After that, he sat down cross-legged and started chanting sutras over and over again...
Thirty minutes later, Zhao Letian yawned, Li Siqi yawned, and everyone yawned together.
"What is he doing?" Zhao Letian asked Fujiko.
Fujiko was playing with her mobile phone boredly, glanced up at the monk in the store, and said casually: "Probably he is undergoing salvation, but the level is very low. I have told you that all the authentic inheritance in this city has left, only I’m the only one left.”
"How long will it take to recite?" Zhao Letian only cares about this. The sound of reciting sutras is so loud that it makes people sleepy.
"Usually seven days." Fujiko thought for a while and gave this answer.
"...I'm going to leave, no way!" Zhao Letian screamed miserably.
"I'd better go home and catch up on dramas." Lu Jinyuan felt stupid standing here.
"Do you think the female ghost will tolerate him for that long?" Fujiko asked them.
"Probably... no?" Zhao Letian said hesitantly.
Just after Zhao Letian made this judgment, the monk who was sitting cross-legged on the ground was suddenly lifted up by an invisible force. He kept his sitting position and floated into the air. The monk who closed his eyes opened his eyes in confusion. The next second his expression became extremely exciting. He was spinning and being thrown out of the store, and fell headlong onto the street.
"Master, are you okay?" Zhao Letian hurried over and asked as usual.
"Ah, Amitabha...it's okay, it's okay." The monk stood up and saluted, "The young monk suddenly understood the Buddha's mantra just now. Now go back and practice hard..."
At this time, a scream suddenly came from the store, "Get out!" The monk immediately shuddered, closed his mouth, and ran as fast as a train.
Li Siqi, who saw and heard all this, sighed, "I'd better find a new job."
"Wait!" Zhao Letian stopped Li Siqi who was about to make a call, pointed his hand in the direction of Fujiko, and said loudly: "Sister Siqi, let me introduce to you now, the only authentic Maoshan descendant in this city, Fujiko!"
Li Siqi had long noticed that Zhao Letian had been whispering with a pretty girl and a fat man over there. Now when he heard Zhao Letian's introduction, including his name, Li Siqi's eyes suddenly lit up.
"You mean...her name is Fujiko? It's the same name as a female writer!" Li Siqi asked Zhao Letian in disbelief.
"Yes, Fujiko, she is indeed the supernatural novel writer." Zhao Letian replied with some pride.
"No wonder you always look familiar to me... It turns out you are really Fujiko! I have seen your photos and read your books. I am a fan of your books!" Li Siqi suddenly rushed to Fujiko and held her warmly. holding hands and talking excitedly.
Eh... Zhao Letian is at a loss. What kind of super expansion is this?
