"ah……"
"ah……"
The two of them shouted in unison, and they started to get scared without even seeing anyone clearly.
Uncle Jiu's face at the door turned dark. This apprentice was so incompetent that he was the first to be embarrassed. He was not at all like the almighty master he was.
"Look clearly, it's me, your master!"
Uncle Jiu resisted the urge to beat Wen Cai violently and took away the bamboo tube that made them unhappy. Then he told the story of Lin Feng and Old Master Ren.
And after hearing that the powerful Mrs. Ren was sucked and even the monsters were killed, and Lin Feng's appearance was uglier than Mr. Ren, Wen Cai was even more frightened and did not dare to speak, and Ren Tingting was also frightened. I couldn't help sobbing and shaking.
Uncle Jiu looked at Ren Tingting who was still crying and comforted him: "Tingting, Mrs. Ren is dead. Tomorrow night I will have someone follow Lin Feng to bring your grandfather's body back."
"Thank you, Uncle Jiu." Ren Tingting suppressed the fear in her heart and thanked Uncle Jiu. Then she turned around and looked at Lin Feng, who was even scarier than her grandfather, and took half a step back. "Thank you very much for killing my grandfather..."
After Ren Tingting finished speaking, she was confused. It didn't seem right.
Uncle Jiu and Lin Feng were also stunned. This girl is really...that.
"Ah uh uh..." Lin Feng also wanted to leave a good impression on Uncle Jiu, so he tried to reply as 'gently' as possible.
Ren Tingting was frightened by Lin Feng's terrifying voice and took a few steps back. She almost thought that the zombie was out of control.
Uncle Jiu translated it truthfully: "He said it doesn't matter. If any of your relatives turn into zombies in the future, you can find him."
"..."
Looking at the Wencai who was still hiding behind, Uncle Jiu was furious. Even Ren Tingting dared to step forward and say a few words, but the Wencai was still hiding there.
Walking in front of Wencai, Uncle Jiu picked up Wencai and said, "How come you are less courageous than Tingting?"
Dragging Wencai, who was still scared, he put him in front of Lin Feng. Uncle Jiu pointed at Wencai's stiff arms, tore off a piece of skin and said, "His hand was pricked by Mr. Ren's nails, and he was infected with corpse poison. You suck the corpse poison out."
Lin Feng took Wencai's arm, hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Ah uh uh..." (How does Uncle Jiu suck? It's my first time being a zombie, so I can't.)
You can’t chew it directly, right? What if I accidentally suck all the blood?
Comparing Wencai and Ren Tingting, I still feel that Ren Tingting is more fragrant and more suitable for food rations. But now that I have obtained my Maoshan ID card, I will no longer be able to suck human blood.
Uncle Jiu walked slowly in a circle, with his back to the two bodies and one corpse, looking up at 45 degrees...the roof, but his mind was actually still working rapidly.
What should I do, what should I do? I just collected the Dao Protector Spirit Corpse. I can't let him think that I can't do it either, especially when there are disciples and outsiders here. Isn't it embarrassing that I can't do it myself?
Finally, he came up with a solution: "Lin Feng, you are a zombie, follow your body's instinct, and it will tell you what to do."
"..." Instinct told me, eat it! Ate the whole thing!
Okay, Lin Feng finally understood. Even Uncle Jiu didn't know, but he was embarrassed to say it directly.
Since Uncle Jiu doesn't know how to do it, he can just figure it out on his own. After all, literary talent has become like this, no matter how bad it is, it can't be any worse. Taking Wencai's arm, under Wencai's horrified eyes, he pointed the holes at his corpse teeth.
Just keep a little distance, feel the corpse energy and corpse poison on your arm, and inhale gently.
Can it really be smoked?
Repeat this operation to suck away the corpse poison and corpse energy from the other hand.
Throw your hands away.
"Ah wuwu..." (The corpse gas and corpse poison on the arms have been absorbed, and there is nothing that can be done about the corpse poison that penetrates into the internal organs and bones.)
Uncle Jiu said it didn't matter on Wencai's behalf, "The source of the poison is gone, and the remaining corpse poison can be forced out by asking him to eat more glutinous rice and dance more in the past few days."
Wencai, who had finished sucking, had a look of relaxed enjoyment, waving his hands like a monkey.
"I'm fine. I can move my hands again. I can move."
Smiling like a big fool.
Uncle Jiu's face turned even darker. This apprentice looked even stupider now! Drive Wen Cai out and let him continue to jump on the glutinous rice bed.
The matter was resolved that night, Uncle Jiu took Lin Feng to the place where the body was stored and found an empty coffin for Lin Feng.
"Just make do with it tonight, and I'll find you a new coffin tomorrow."
I don't know if it's because of the nature of zombies, but Lin Feng couldn't move his eyes away when he saw the coffin. Two zombie hands caressed it. Although it was not painted, the square coffin was so beautiful and the inner wall was so smooth. Old man Ren was not that excited when he sucked it.
How much I was afraid of coffins in my previous life, now I love them so much. It was like finding a treasure, Lin Feng wanted to lie down in it on the spot.
"Ah wuwu..." (Uncle Jiu, this is so beautiful. I have never slept in a coffin these days as a zombie. When I was a corpse, I slept on a straw mat.)
"... As long as you like it." Uncle Jiu also gained experience and actually heard joy in the zombie's words.
What happened tonight was too magical, and he needed to catch up on his sleep.
the next day.
Captain Ah Wei led his people to Yizhuang, leaving people waiting outside.
"Uncle Jiu, let me see if Wen Cai has turned into a zombie."
When I walked to Nuomi's bed, I looked at the sleeping Wencai. He no longer looked like a zombie at all. Even the holes on his arms had the scars of normal people.
"Uncle Jiu, your literary talent has recovered well."
At this time, Qiu Sheng rushed back from outside with rice in his arms.
Uncle Jiu could tell at a glance that something was wrong with Qiu Sheng. Although Qiu Sheng was not very good at Taoism in the past, he was still very lively, unlike today, where he was either dead or alive, just like overindulgence.
"Where did you go last night? Why are you back now?" Uncle Jiu stepped forward and asked, holding his hands behind his back.
Neither of these two apprentices has peace of mind. It would be better for the zombie to lie down on its own if given a coffin.
Qiu Sheng yawned, rubbed the dark circles under his eyes, and accidentally opened his collar again, revealing two strawberry prints.
Uncle Jiu: "Huh?"
Something's wrong, I wanted to take a closer look at those two marks. Qiu Sheng reacted and blocked it immediately.
"What did you do yesterday?" Uncle Jiu asked, leaving Qiu Sheng with a back view for him to understand.
Qiu Sheng still wanted to quibble and grabbed his collar. He dozed off and explained: "No, when I came back yesterday, there was a sudden storm, thunder and lightning. I was afraid that the glutinous rice would get wet, so I hid in a room from the rain all night."
After saying that, he yawned again and again, feeling very sleepy. He was indeed sleepy. He had been doing physical work for a long time yesterday and had been sucked a lot. He was almost exhausted. I was so sleepy that I fell asleep when I saw a wicker chair.
When Captain Awei heard something was wrong, he stepped forward to break up the trouble, "I was patrolling outside last night, and it never rained."
Wencai also woke up at this time, standing on the bed and interjecting, "Yes, it didn't rain last night. You want to starve me to death, and you're coming back now?"
"It's none of your business. We can't stop. We're just missing the last bit of corpse poison!" Uncle Jiu looked at Ah Wei who was still wandering around with nothing to do and asked, "Captain, what else do you want to do here?"
