Secretly thinking about the way out, Su Ye felt extremely relaxed, so even if he saw an advertisement for "Funny Live Broadcast" popping up on the right side of the mobile phone page, he didn't feel disgusted, and even became interested.
In order not to affect the tense atmosphere in the EDG lounge, he deliberately turned down the volume on his mobile phone before clicking on the advertisement.
Or perhaps it was due to network lag. After Su Ye clicked on the ad, the web version of the live broadcast room that popped up had a black screen. Only his voice could be heard, but his anchor could not be seen.
Vaguely, Su Ye seemed to hear a male duck howling:
"Let's play, let's make trouble, don't make fun of you, Sister Zhou!"
"High heels, tight pants..."
"Don't compare too much as a person, just compare..."
Su Ye's expression gradually became weird.
As the live broadcast room screen was loaded, Su Ye saw the familiar female anchor in his memory.
In front of the camera, she was wearing a black off-shoulder sweater, with light brown and black hair hanging on her shoulders. At first glance, she looked pretty.
It was just the way the great lama spoke and his exaggerated and funny movements and expressions made Su Ye couldn't help but want to laugh.
"As expected of a collision fighter..."
Su Ye murmured in her heart, fearing that her laughter would affect Abu and reprimand A Guang, so she quickly turned off the web live broadcast.
Later, Su Ye found a "Tieba" icon on his phone.
He thought for a moment and clicked in.
On the earth before Su Ye traveled through, there were many online social holy places, including Tieba, Weibo, Zhihu, Xiaochishu, Douban, ins, Little Bluebird, etc...
Because the major online holy places have different audiences, they have been given more detailed aliases by netizens, namely:
Post Bar: Men’s Room
Meager: Women’s restroom
Zhihu: Toilets in scenic spots
Xiao Xianshu: Garbage Heap
Douban: septic tank
ins: turret
Little Bluebird: Whole Wheat Oatmeal
Of course, Su Ye was just exaggerating. For example, he didn't know what the "gun tower" and "oatmeal" were for.
All he really knew was a "men's room."
In Tieba, you can learn a lot of information about the e-sports industry.
Sure enough, as soon as he clicked into the post bar, Su Ye saw a post from the "Anti-Stress Blame Bar" on the homepage - "How do you evaluate the performance of EDG's top order today?"
"It tastes really strong..." Su Ye secretly smacked his tongue. He seemed to have thought about how cruel the reply below the post was.
The anti-stress scapegoating bar, referred to as the anti-pressure bar, is also known as the "e-sports toilet".
The biggest characteristics of anti-bar friends are: extremely low quality, upright and bad-mouthed.
However, bad mouths are bad mouths, and they are very fair when evaluating professional players. Regardless of whether they are strong or weak, they will all call them "animals", such as: Jian animal, Song animal, etc...
No professional player can escape the vicious words of "Kangba people".
The predecessor has become inferior, and it is indispensable for them to share the credit.
Of course, anti-bar people are not just as simple as trolling professional players. Bar friends also often greet each other's parents and ancestors in a friendly manner, and even become ruthless and even attack themselves...
Kangba's classic saying: Kangba is a big stage, if there is a horse, come to it.
Su Ye shook his head and sighed, giving up the idea of clicking on this post about A Guang to see the reply.
It was nothing more than A Guang being squirted in various ways by the rebels...
Then, Su Ye continued to scroll down, trying to find useful or interesting information.
Anyway, he has always been like a transparent person in the lounge, and no one will care. It is unreasonable not to have some fun for himself.
Soon, Su Ye's eyes fell on another post:
"The problem center for the mentally retarded bar friends" - from the mentally retarded bar.
What a strange bar name... Su Ye clicked in with a hint of curiosity.
Floor 1: My girlfriend was cheated on, how should I comfort her?
Floor 2: How to get eight hours of sleep in three hours?
Floor 3: Do I need to be present in person to issue a death certificate?
Floor 4: Since the express delivery takes three days to arrive, why not send the express delivery three days in advance?
Floor 5: Pigs eat feed and people eat pigs, so why don’t people eat feed directly?
These questions left Su Ye stunned.
this……
Is this really a question that a normal person can ask?
There is an even more outrageous problem——
Floor 8: Grandma gave birth to mother, and mother gave birth to me. Why didn’t grandma give birth to me directly?
Floor 9: People eat and poop. Why don’t we just eat poop?
Su Ye almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
He wanted to laugh a little, but the tense atmosphere in the lounge made him hold back.
After a few seconds, Su Ye finally saw a more serious question: Which part of the chicken is the chicken fillet?
Reply: It should be Liu Hai of chicken.
"puff……"
Su Ye was inexplicably hit on the G-spot and couldn't hold it back, "Hahaha, this is so stupid..."
Although he felt that he was laughing very quietly,... Abu in the distance took out his mobile phone and took a look, frowned, then his face turned angry, and he looked at Su Ye:
"Su Ye, come here!"
Su Ye couldn't laugh anymore.
He pressed the lock screen button on his phone, stuffed it into his pocket, and walked over honestly.
"Why are you snickering? Is what I said funny!?" Abu stared at Su Ye and transformed into an angry King Kong.
Su Ye felt a little wronged and explained: "Coach, I admit that I laughed a little too loudly, but I am not targeting you, but..."
"What? You said we are all rubbish?" Abu narrowed his eyes, "Okay, very good, I have never seen you so crazy before. In this case, I will let you play in the next game."
"ah?"
"ah?"
"ah?"
In an instant, the mouths of all EDG players turned into an "O" shape.
Let Su Ye play?
Is there anything wrong with Coach Abu’s mind?
The same question popped into everyone's mind at the same time, and their eyes all fell on Abu, as if trying to tell whether he was joking.
Su Ye also looked at Abu, who was a little confused at the moment.
When did you say they were all rubbish?
Is Abu’s ability to think things over a bit too exaggerated?
Faced with everyone's gazes and inquiries, Abu gave the answer with his actions: "Aguang's condition has been very bad recently, and Su Ye will come next. That's it, I'm going to submit the application."
After saying that, he patted the corner of his clothes with his right hand, turned around and walked out of the lounge, leaving behind a group of stunned people.
As Abu's back completely disappeared, everyone came back to their senses and gradually turned their attention to Su Ye.
Aguang, in particular, stared at Su Ye with surprise in his eyes.
Facing the different looks, Su Ye, who was also confused, felt helpless and touched his nose, saying that he was also an innocent "victim".
The lounge was suddenly so quiet that only Rita's commentary came from the live screen on the wall: "The first two games were really exciting. Both EDG and RNG are the best teams in the LPL. Now RNG leads EDG 2:0. I don't know. Can EDG create a miracle that allows two to chase three..."
At this time, the factory director with the highest prestige among the EDG team members finally couldn't help but break the silence. He frowned:
"What is the coach doing? No matter how bad A Guang's condition is, he can't be better than..."
Halfway through his words, he seemed to realize something was wrong and changed his words to a euphemism, "Brother Ye Zi hasn't played for a year. Now, if you play at such a critical moment, you will inevitably make mistakes because you don't adapt to the rhythm of the game. We are not trying now." Wrong opportunity. What on earth was Abu thinking!?"
It can be seen from the direct address of the factory director as "Abu" that he is very uneasy.
As for "Brother Ye Ye", this is what the EDG players have always called Su Ye.
However, no one answered the factory director's words.
The director of the factory can "accuse" Abu unscrupulously because they have always had a good relationship in private, but the other team members are different. Even if they have huge dissatisfaction, they will never dare to complain together.
Seeing no one answered, the factory director looked at Su Ye seriously: "Brother Ye Zi, why did Abu suddenly let you play?"
At this moment, he even suspected that there was an ulterior deal between Abu and Su Ye.
Facing the factory director's aggressive questioning, Su Ye spread his hands and said, "I know what a dick, I don't even want to play!"
I just want to retire quickly and live broadcast to make money... He added in his heart.
