Please call me Zhizunbao from now on.
Half an hour ago.
The woman in green clothes picked up a stone from the ground.
He held the stone in front of Wang Yang.
"This stone is my token for you. After you accept it, you will be mine. If you are bullied in the future, please remember to tell me my name. My name is Su Xiaoman."
"Okay." Wang Yang quickly accepted the stone, wiped it twice with his sleeves, put it in his clothes, and patted his chest to express that it would never fall off.
Only then did Su Xiaoman take back the knife on Wang Yang's neck with satisfaction.
Wang Yang retracted his stiff smile and quickly touched his neck, stinky girl, his skin was cut.
"Go and cook for me."
"ah?"
Wang Yang felt a little embarrassed.
"I have finished all the dry food on me. There are no ingredients around me."
"It's really useless." Su Xiaoman's tone was filled with disgust.
"Wait here!" Su Xiaoman said dissatisfied.
Before speaking, he stood up and flew away into the distance.
"Don't even think about running away." Su Xiaoman's voice came from behind, frightening Wang Yang.
It turned out that Su Xiaoman turned back again.
"No, no, I won't run away," Wang Yang said sincerely.
"Okay." Su Xiaoman left again with satisfaction.
After five or six minutes, Wang Yang looked around.
"Miss Su? Miss Su? Su Xiaoman? Stinky girl?"
Upon discovering that Su Xiaoman had really left, Wang Yang quickly ran away in the opposite direction.
"You'd be a fool not to run."
"Hoo ho ho"
After running for more than 20 minutes without stopping, Wang Yang felt that his lungs were about to explode.
Stop and take a break and catch your breath.
"Huhu"
It's so far away, so it shouldn't be possible to catch up.
Wang Yang sat there and rested for two minutes. Suddenly his body stiffened. For some reason, he suddenly felt that Su Xiaoman was nearby. I don't know where it is, but it's definitely nearby.
This feeling is ethereal. But Wang Yang felt very sure.
contradiction. It seems to be the effect of the Kuan Kong Sutra.
"Ah" Wang Yang shouted and stood up.
Said deliberately
"I finally found some condiments after traveling so far. I need to pick some up quickly, otherwise Miss Su will get impatient and think I've escaped."
As he spoke, he randomly picked a few different plants in the grass.
God knows what it is.
The feeling of peeping never went away, Su Xiaoman was still nearby.
"You monkey Laoji, you stinky little girl"
Wang Yang cursed secretly in his heart.
Raising his head, Wang Yang wiped his sweat.
"It's almost time, go back quickly."
After saying that, he ran back panting.
Su Xiaoman kept peeping secretly along the way.
Wang Yang endured his physical exhaustion and ran back to where he was without stopping.
"Hoo, hoo, hoo"
Wang Yang sat on the ground in pain, feeling like he couldn't breathe.
After waiting for Wang Yang to recover for a long time, Su Xiaoman walked out from the depths of the woods with two rabbits in his hands.
"I thought you ran away." Su Xiaoman had an uninformed expression on his face.
"You can really pretend," Wang Yang thought in his heart, but his face was full of smiles.
"How is it possible? If I take your token, I will be yours." Wang Yang patted the location of the stone.
Wang Yang broke into a cold sweat. Fortunately, he didn't throw the stone just now.
"Give" Su Xiaoman threw the rabbit to the ground.
Wang Yang hurriedly picked up the rabbit.
It was found that the cause of death of the rabbits was that their necks were broken.
"You are really out of your mind. I can run faster than a rabbit. How can you run?" Wang Yang cursed himself in his heart.
Peeling, gutting, cleaning, lighting a fire, and grilling, Wang Yang's tired feet couldn't touch the ground.
Su Xiaoman, on the other hand, leaned comfortably under the big tree and looked at the scenery in the distance.
"Sooner or later..."
Wang Yang stretched out his hand and gestured viciously at Su Xiaoman's back with gritted teeth.
"What are you doing"
Su Xiaoman suddenly turned his head.
"Ah" Wang Yang was startled and flipped the rabbit over.
"Oh, oh, let me see if the rabbit is cooked."
"Are you done?"
"Well, you can eat it in a while."
Fortunately, Wang Yang had opened a barbecue restaurant for a few years before running a takeout business. Otherwise, if the witch was dissatisfied and beat herself up, she would really die unjustly.
“Well, it tastes good”
Su Xiaoman tore off a small piece of rabbit meat, put it in his mouth, chewed it twice, and his eyes shone.
Wang Yang looked at Su Xiaoman, his red lips revealing a set of fine white teeth while chewing. Wang Yang swallowed.
I really want to take a bite.
"Of course. As for my skills, let me tell you, I am very good at roasted rabbits and roasted pigeons."
As he spoke, Wang Yang started gesticulating with his hands.
"I'm telling you, before roasting rabbits, marinate them in salt water. Keep brushing them with salt water while roasting. You don't need to add anything else. If you control the heat well, the roasted rabbit will definitely be delicious."
"No need to put anything in? Why don't you use the grass you picked?"
Wang Yang's heart skipped a beat.
"It's all because of your bad mouth. You can't keep your mouth shut when you see a pretty girl."
"Ah" Wang Yang quickly adjusted his expression and looked like he didn't understand.
Turning his head, he saw Su Xiaoman staring at him with a smile, a dangerous aura in his eyes.
Wang Yang suddenly felt bad. Said hurriedly
"Listen to my quibbles, no, explain......"
Wang Yang only felt that Su Xiaoman's fist was getting bigger and bigger before his eyes.
"bump"
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"Okay, don't be angry"
"Humph" Wang Yang turned around and looked away from Su Xiaoman.
"You were obviously the one who ran away first." Su Xiaoman turned to Wang Yang again.
"Humph" Wang Yang turned his head again, looking like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.
"Okay, let me apologize to you."
"It's almost done." Seeing that Wang Yang still didn't respond, Su Xiaoman's tone became much rougher.
Wang Yang also accepted it as soon as it was good.
He rubbed his eyes.
"Hit someone without slapping someone in the face, expose someone without exposing their shortcomings, don't you know?"
"Hehe" Su Xiaoman laughed.
"Isn't this convenient?"
"Humph" Wang Yang got up and washed his face. After traveling long distances for many days, Wang Yang had not washed his face for many days and his face was dirty.
After washing his face, Wang Yang sat aside.
Su Xiaoman walked over gently and squatted down in front of Wang Yang.
He took out his handkerchief from his pocket.
"I'll knead it for you faster."
Wang Yang did not refuse.
"Hiss" Bingbing's cold hand brushed his eyes.
"Be gentle."
"well."
Suddenly Wang Yang felt that Su Xiaoman stopped moving.
Wang Yang opened his eyes, and Su Xiaoman's palm-sized face was right in front of Wang Yang.
But he saw Su Xiaoman staring at his face.
"What's wrong? Didn't you wash it off?"
"Ah" Su Xiaoman came back to his senses. A blush slowly appeared on her cheeks, and even her jade-like earlobes became pink and tender.
"Wang Yang, you are so good-looking."
Wang Yang was stunned.
The two of them looked at each other, and their eyes seemed to be attracted by something, and they did not separate for a long time.
Su Xiaoman's face became more and more rosy.
"Ahem!" Wang Yang suppressed the restlessness in his heart and coughed twice.
Su Xiaoman was awakened and hurriedly got up.
"You...you...knead it yourself. I'm a little tired and need to rest." After saying that, he ran away in a panic.
Seeing Su Xiaoman's panic, Wang Yang suppressed laughter.
This little girl is still shy.
Wang Yang raised his head and looked at the night sky, holding his hands behind his back.
Hey, another woman conquered by my appearance, life! It was so lonely as snow.
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I thought that Su Xiaoman, a little girl, was conquered by her appearance, but I didn't expect that she would become even worse the next day.
Early in the morning, Wang Yang, who was sleeping with his ears folded, was pulled up and asked to cook for him.
Wang Yang kept yawning and poured himself water to wash his face.
This face deserves to be washed several times a day, and it should not be allowed to be damaged again in the future.
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Along the way, Wang Yang suffered a lot. This stinky girl tortured herself in different ways every day.
"Hey, sing me a song."
"My name is not Hello, my name is Wang Yang."
"Snapped"
"ah"
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"Hey, I'm hungry, cook something for me."
"Didn't you just have lunch? Why are you hungry again?"
"Go quickly"
"yes"
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"Look, what a beautiful mushroom."
"Yeah, but what did you put in my mouth?"
"Oh, mushrooms."
"..."
"Hey, why are you spitting?"
Since the last poisonous mushroom incident, Wang Yang was so angry that he didn't speak to Su Xiaoman for a long time, but only a few hours passed.
"What a wonderful spring time, it's better to have a dream..."
Su Xiaoman was also singing softly next to her voice, and her voice was very pleasant.
Su Xiaoman held his chin in his hands and sat next to Wang Yang.
"What do you want to do here?"
"I was asked to give you something as a gift."
Su Xiaoman turned around and looked Wang Yang up and down.
"You idiot, with your skills, you dare to travel so far to deliver a message to someone? You're afraid that someone from nowhere will kill you before you get there,"
Wang Yang shook his head.
"Since I promised others, I must fulfill it."
Su Xiaoman took a deep look at Wang Yang and did not leave his eyes for a long time.
"Please follow me back to the village first. When I finish my work, I will go with you."
"Copycat?"
"Yes, didn't I tell you that I was a bandit?" Su Xiaoman's eyes were full of innocence.
"Ah...ah" Wang Yang was shocked.
Bandit, Wang Yang originally thought that Su Xiaoman was a little girl who escaped from a wealthy family, but he didn't expect that this weird Su Xiaoman was actually a bandit.
Seeing Wang Yang's shocked look, Su Xiaoman frowned, pursed her lips and said
"What? You look down on me?"
"Ah" Wang Yang finally came back to his senses. He waved his hand quickly.
"No. I'm just a little surprised?"
"Huh, you must look down on me." Su Xiaoman pursed her lips slightly.
"Really not" Wang Yang pretended to be very careful, looked around and said in a low voice.
"Actually, I used to be a bandit."
Su Xiaoman's eyes lit up, and the disappointed expression disappeared instantly.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, I'm telling you..."
"Hee hee hee"
Laughter like silver bells kept ringing.
The two bought two fast horses in a nearby town and headed towards Su Xiaoman's village.
"The scale of your copycat is not small."
Wang Yang looked at the door that was close at hand.
"Of course" Su Xiaoman was very proud.
Su Xiaoman rode forward.
Next to the gate, the guard on the sentry post quickly shouted down when he saw Su Xiaoman.
"Open the door quickly, the boss is back."
Wang Yang's ears moved.
"The boss?"
"Didn't I tell you?" A smile flashed across Su Xiaoman's eyes.
"squeak"
More than three meters high, the door made of wood slowly opened.
"Welcome the master back to the village."
As soon as they entered the gate, the bandits stood in two rows and shouted loudly.
Su Xiaoman was very satisfied, held his head high and walked in proudly.
At this time, a man with a deer-like head and rat-like eyes and a mustache, who looked very wretched at first glance, walked forward quickly.
Twisting his beard with his left hand, he said
"You, the boss, are back."
Su Xiaoman rolled her eyes at him and said very rudely.
"Didn't you see everything?"
"Hehe" the mustache smiled, not feeling embarrassed.
"Did anything happen in the village while I was away?"
"Don't worry, the boss." The mustache patted his chest.
"Aren't you still worried about leaving Ma Qu to me in the cottage?"
So Su Xiaoman glanced at him sideways.
Passing by the cottage along the way, Wang Yang found that it was in good order.
It's not as dirty and messy as the cottage in Dangyang Mountain. I just don’t know if this is the credit of that Ma Qu or Su Xiaoman.
"Juyi Hall"
Wang Yang looked up at the plaque hanging above the room in front of him.
Several people walked in.
The bandit leader comes standard with a large tiger-skin chair, with two rows of chairs on the left and right sides.
Su Xiaoman sat directly on the big tiger-skin chair. Seeing Su Xiaoman sit down, everyone also sat down.
Only Wang Yang was still standing where he was.
Everyone looked at Wang Yang up and down with curious eyes.
Wang Yang was calm and composed.
Just kidding, you are a bunch of bandits. I am a singer hired by your village leader with a high salary. How can I be like you?
"This is Wang Yang," Su Xiaoman introduced.
"It's me...it's me..." Su Xiaoman thought for a long time and forget it.
"From now on, everyone is one of our own."
"Wang Yang, just find a place to sit." Wang Yang cupped his hands.
"Brother Wang, sit here." Ma Qu greeted.
"Thank you Mr. Ma"
Ma Qu smiled, looking quite vulgar.
"Just call me Lao Ma."
After Wang Yang sat down, everyone reported on their work.
"Master, there are now more than 3,100 people in the village. Excluding women, old and young, there are about 1,000 people who can fight. They are training every day..."
Ma Qu obviously knew everything about Shanzhai and reported on all the recent work, large and small.
After Ma Qu finished reporting, everyone also reported in turn.
Obviously, everyone has a clear division of labor. Some are in charge of production, some are in charge of military training, and some are in charge of logistics.
Su Xiaoman put his hand on his chin and stared blankly.
Wang Yang knew that this stinky girl must have been distracted again.
Everyone in the hall is not surprised. If you are distracted, it’s your fault, and I’ll tell you mine.
This report lasted for half an hour and ended at noon.
"The boss? The boss?"
Seeing that Su Xiaoman still didn't come to his senses, Ma Qu coughed heavily.
Only then did Su Xiaoman come back to his senses.
"Is it all over?"
"Well, I'm very satisfied with everyone's recent work."
Su Xiaoman pretended to be old-fashioned.
Wang Yang almost laughed out loud.
The other people in the hall looked serious.
Damn, they are all veteran actors.
Wang Yang cursed in his heart.
