"Holy shit!"
"I'm strong in that area, I don't need you to worry about it!"
Qin Feng gave Ye Zishu an angry look.
"If not, then what's wrong with you?"
"I can go anywhere! We don't want children, we just think it's too early. Qinghan and I are still young and don't want to be trapped by children so soon."
Qin Feng paused and decided to fight back, "Besides, you are 28 and don't even have a boyfriend, let alone a child. Why should I be worried?"
Ye Zishu:......
She was heartbroken.
A series of sad idioms popped up subconsciously in my mind——
Thousands of arrows pierce the heart, the heart is twisted like a knife, the cunning rabbit has three burrows, the dead tree is revived, and children are born... Bah! Why did you come back?
Ye Zishu never expected that Qin Feng would use her as a shield.
In fact, Qin Feng was just telling the truth.
My aunt has been playing solo since she was pregnant.
Not to mention men, I have never even held the hand of a male classmate.
Her aunt came on time every month, seeming to remind her that she was wasting her youth.
well--
In the end, Ye Zishu decided to admit defeat.
Now she is indeed not qualified to educate Qin Feng.
Decided to let the young couple play freely in the future.
She doesn't interfere too much anymore.
"Okay, okay, I won't ask anything about it, you can take care of it yourself."
The aunt came to Qin Feng, patted his shoulder, and added: "But I only have one request. You two must give me a big fat baby before you are 30 years old. I will work harder, aunt."
...
Tonight, Ye Zishu said she had to stay overnight on the grounds that she was tired from doing housework all day long.
But he couldn't move her.
Yu Qinghan had no choice but to let Huo Qianer go back to the small single room in the film base to stay for one night.
Move it here the next day.
Although Huo Qian'er was reluctant to leave, she still did as she was told.
After all, she had to go back and pack her luggage.
Until Huo Qian'er left, the three of them went back to the bedroom.
Yu Qinghan's room was given to her aunt.
And she and Qin Feng could only squeeze in the same bedroom.
Yu Qinghan sighed.
How to sleep with only one pillow...
During the day, they also vowed that the two of them could share a pillow.
If my aunt finds out, this will not be the case.
I'm afraid I'm starting to act like a monster again.
at this time.
Yu Qinghan and Qin Feng were wearing the same couple's pajamas.
It has SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star printed on it.
The two of them sat on the bed, looking at each other with only one pillow.
"What should I do..."
Yu Qinghan was about to speak when Qin Feng suddenly came closer, making her a little overwhelmed.
Just when she thought the other party was going to do something to her, Qin Feng covered her mouth with his hand and made a silencing gesture.
Rustling——
As the two fell silent, a strange sound came from behind the wall.
It was obviously the sound of my aunt rubbing against the wall.
This guy is eavesdropping!
Yu Qinghan sighed lightly and leaned into Qin Feng's ear, "Your aunt's reasoning skills are full, just like Sherlock Holmes."
She cried sadly, "I have been tortured by her today to the point where I am not human. Even if I handle it carefully, she can still find some clues."
Qin Feng felt the orchid breath close at hand, his ears turned red, and he silently nodded in agreement.
Ye Zishu's sixth sense is sometimes quite good.
He didn't know if every woman had this special ability.
"I'll have to bear with it in the future. It seems that we can only act like a loving couple outside," Qin Feng said in a low voice, "No matter how poor our acting is, we still have to put it on display for others to see, especially in front of my aunt... ....”
"Yeah!" Yu Qinghan nodded heavily, feeling the same.
"Then now..."
She raised her chin and pointed at her aunt who was eavesdropping behind the wall.
It seems that the two of them are not going to make any affectionate gesture tonight.
My aunt won't sleep.
"This aunt..."
For a moment, Qin Feng didn't know what to do.
He looked up at Yu Qinghan and found that the other party was also staring at him with burning eyes.
The two looked at each other like this for a few seconds, and then immediately turned their heads away.
Ahhhh!
This is too shy...
In the bedroom, pink bubbles seemed to be rising.
This awkward and somewhat ambiguous atmosphere made the two of them feel uncomfortable.
"How about I assimilate your aunt as well?" Yu Qinghan opened her small cherry mouth, revealing the small tiger teeth inside, "In this case, we are all in the same boat and don't have to worry all day long."
Qin Feng immediately understood what Yu Qinghan wanted to do——
Bites Ye Zishu and gives her a small amount of blood essence, turning her into a half-vampire.
As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Feng's eyes condensed, full of coldness.
"Uh uh... I... I was just joking to liven up the atmosphere..." Yu Qinghan felt that the other party was a little unhappy and quickly explained.
After all, he is still living a life dependent on others.
This guy can't be offended.
Because of her words, the atmosphere relaxed a lot.
The two of them were no longer as restrained as before.
But in the final analysis, the problem has still not been properly handled.
Ye Zishu pressed her whole face against the wall, and even her breathing could be heard clearly.
Qin Feng frowned slightly.
I regret that when I renovated the house, I didn't ask for more sound insulation panels.
It would not be like this situation now.
"How to fix it..."
Yu Qinghan started to scratch his head again.
Pulled the quilt to cover his head.
If she had a choice, she would rather take the college entrance examination than think about these issues.
"Do you know how to cheat?" Qin Feng suddenly thought of something.
"Nei... Nei? Which one do you mean?"
When Yu Qinghan heard Qin Feng's strange question, he immediately sat up from the quilt and blushed.
Although she had a rough guess, she still looked at Qin Feng shyly.
"Just... just weak and panting..." Qin Feng hesitated.
Uh-huh!
Yu Qinghan's ears instantly turned red to the base of her neck, and she spoke in a voice as thin as a mosquito.
"I...I can't...I have always lived alone. I have never..."
emmmm.
For a moment, the bedroom seemed to be covered with a layer of frost.
Neither of them spoke again, but remained silent.
"What about you, have you tried it?" Yu Qinghan broke the deadlock and asked.
"Huh?" Qin Feng was stunned, "It doesn't seem right for a man to breathe, right?"
"What's wrong?" Yu Qinghan pinched her waist and said unhappily: "I remember someone said that men and women are equal! Forgot?"
"Cough cough cough..." Qin Feng coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment.
"Oh, now is not the time for internal strife,"
He paused and explained: "I talk about equality in terms of social status, not physical structure..."
"Hmph! Change of concept!" Yu Qinghan was a little unhappy.
"Wait a minute..."
Qin Feng had a flash of inspiration and immediately got out of bed and came to the computer.
"Come here and I'll show you a movie."
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