"Hidan, speaking of which, have you ever seen a god?" Kenichi Amamiya looked at Hidan beside him and asked, while also picking up a piece of barbecue and stuffing it into his mouth.
After leaving the underground sacrificial hall just now, Amamiya Kenichi invited Hidan to have barbecue in Yunin Village, and Hidan seemed very happy. The only problem was that he kept talking to Amamiya Kenichi about the various gods. Amamiya Kenichi's ears are getting calluses from hearing this.
"Huh? Of course I have seen it! God also gave me a supreme gift!" Hidan said with admiration.
This is really a fanatical believer.
"A gift?" Amamiya Kento suddenly became interested, so does Hidan already have immortality? This made Amamiya Kenichi's eyes look dangerous when he looked at Hidan. He now wanted to take a tube of blood from Hidan and study it.
I don't know what Hidan's body looks like now. Are there some hidden changes?
"Yes, God has given me the power of immortality!" Hidan's eyes were very fanatical. Amamiya Kenichi looked at this scene thoughtfully. Seeing Hidan like this, he probably wanted to brainwash him into a normal person. There is some difficulty.
However, Amemiya Kenichi knows a lot of brainwashing methods. After all, brainwashing was almost exhausted in the previous life. The former Lighthouse Country even suspected that the once great country had mastered some brainwashing technology. Red Alert was used to blackmail people. that country's.
"God, if this is true, can I also have such a gift?" Amemiya Kenichi knew very well what to do when facing such a person, that is, to do what he likes, so he also showed a A kind of fanaticism.
When Hidan saw Amamiya Kenichi's expression, he seemed very happy, but when it came to the gift, he was a little more serious.
"This kind of gift cannot be obtained casually. I pray every day, dedicate everything I have to God, and even dedicate my soul to God. This is how I gained God's attention." Hidan Yiyi He said with a serious face, and then did not forget to give Amamiya Kenichi a prayer ceremony that he performed every day.
It can only be said that it has a very strong post-modern art style.
I just couldn't understand the human language, but I found it very jarring. It reminded Amamiya Kenichi of the feeling of watching the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in an island country in his previous life.
"Then who led you to have the gift of God?" Kenichi Amamiya frowned slightly. It's not true that praying like this every day can obtain the gift of God, right? If that were the case, wouldn't this evil church be flying into the sky?
"Of course it's the high priest! The high priest took me to accept God's test. It was a very painful thing, so I needed to be restrained. But because of the pain, I was able to see God. After all, he was God. How could it be? Is it easy to see?" Hidan said matter-of-factly.
Amemiya Kenichi looked thoughtfully at the sizzling pork belly on the iron plate, test? pain? Still restrained? Is this test of yours a little too serious?
However, Amamiya Kenichi probably understood that Hidan's method of obtaining divine grace was through obtaining it from the high priest, and he speculated that it might have something to do with rituals or experiments.
"This is really interesting." Amamiya Kenichi showed a smile. I never thought that such a wonderful discovery could be made in a small country like Kawa no Kuni. Sure enough, there are still many talents in the ninja world, such as Shennong, such as Kawa no Kuni. These are the followers of the evil god who act as a sidekick.
In the anime, these guys are only mentioned casually, just as a supporting role to explain the character's background story, but I didn't expect to make such a wonderful discovery.
"Hidan, you said God is omnipotent and omniscient, right?" After mastering the information he wanted to know, Amamiya Kenichi no longer planned to continue playing pretend games here. He looked at Hidan with a smile and asked. , while picking up the barbecue on the iron plate.
"Yes, God is so great. He is omniscient and omnipotent. He is the only true god in the ninja world!" Hidan did not hear the playfulness in Amamiya Kenichi's tone, and he spoke seriously.
It's hopeless, it's really hopeless. This guy is just a fanatic, a die-hard believer. He will probably kill his whole family if God asks him to.
"So, let me ask you, can God create a stone that He cannot lift?" Kenichi Amamiya asked a question with a smile.
God's paradox, this is a very famous paradox in the past life. After all, God is promoted as omniscient and omnipotent, but if He cannot create a stone that cannot be lifted by himself, then He is not omniscient. If He creates it, , but if you can’t lift it yourself, then you are not omnipotent.
This set of paradoxes was famous in previous lives. Kenichi Amemiya once used it to reject a classmate who often pulled him to join the church.
"Of course!" Hidan said very confidently.
"Then even gods can't be lifted up, so that proves that gods are not omnipotent, right?" Amamiya Kenichi looked at Hidan with a smile, as if he saw an animal that got into a trap.
"This." Hidan's brain was obviously not strong enough. After all, he had believed in God all his life. He had always believed that God was omnipotent, but Amamiya Kenichi's question made him confused.
Amamiya Kenichi ate the barbecue with a smile, stood up and walked out the door. When passing by Hidan, he patted Hidan's shoulder and then leaned into Hidan's ear.
"If your god cannot create a stone that he cannot lift, then he is not omniscient and omnipotent, right?" Amemiya Kenichi now seems to be a devil, tempting the fanatical believers in God.
This trick may not have been useful in previous lives. For example, devout believers have already discussed this issue, and they have also summed up some excuses or excuses.
Of course, it is still very popular in the ninja world. After all, looking at Hidan's appearance, Amamiya Kenichi knew that no one had ever asked this question like this, and Hidan obviously didn't know how to answer.
Amamiya Kenichi paid the money, leaving Hidan still sitting there, and then came to the house where the high priest was.
"Child, what do you want from me?" The high priest was very enthusiastic. He was still shirtless, and even asked Amamiya Kenichi to be shirtless, but Amamiya Kenichi refused. He was not a pervert.
"Your Majesty the High Priest, I would like to ask, what do you think?" Amamiya Kenichi asked this question again. He wanted to see how the High Priest planned to answer.
"Child, God is omniscient and omnipotent. Under such circumstances, creating a stone that He cannot lift is naturally an unreasonable condition." The high priest said with a smile, and Amemiya Ken nodded.
Look, what is professional?
No one has definitely asked this question, but the high priest can immediately give a reasonable answer after hearing it. It can be seen that this old liar is indeed very good in this aspect.
No wonder he managed to sneak into the position of high priest.
"Then I would like to ask the High Priest, have you recorded the experimental procedures carried out by Hidan? I would like to know how Hidan obtained that special body." Amamiya Kenichi's eyes were filled with lightning. texture.
"You" the high priest's expression turned gloomy.
But before he could finish speaking, two kunai were pressed against his throat and heart.
"To put it bluntly, I'm not that idiot ninja Hidan." Kenichi Amamiya looked at the high priest in front of him with a smile. He was curious whether the high priest had any special powers, such as abilities similar to Hidan's, or this. The sect's ace fighter is Hidan?
If that's the case, then this evil god is really capable.
"God is watching me." The high priest said with a smile, and then a huge force came from him. Amemiya Kenichi's two shadow clones were directly knocked out and hit hard. on the ground.
"I am the incarnation of God walking on earth." The high priest took his steps, and the next second he appeared in front of Amemiya Kenichi at an astonishing speed.
It's not a teleportation technique, but it's faster than the teleportation technique.
"God is omnipotent." The high priest's eyes turned red, and the muscles on his body suddenly swelled. Blood vessels and veins covered his arms densely, and he was punched immediately.
Amamiya Kenichi opened his Sharingan, and he could clearly see the wind of the old man's fist hitting the air, creating a shock wave, and hitting his head directly.
This surprised Amamiya Kenichi. It was a bit similar to Akai's Night Elephant, but of course it wasn't actually that powerful.
"Wow, you are a close combat priest, right?" Amamiya Kenichi jumped back suddenly, squatted at the door, and looked at the high priest in front of him in surprise.
This old guy is not an old fool? Do you really have some strength? This made Amamiya Kenichi a little surprised. Weird things really happened every year.
Originally, he thought that this old liar was just a weak old liar, but he didn't expect that he still had some strength.
"God's gaze can span the stars." The old man came to Amamiya Kenichi in an instant. At this time, the house had collapsed, and the people outside looked at them in horror.
"God loves the world." The old man opened his mouth, and at the same time a series of fireballs spurted out from his mouth. Amamiya Kenichi blocked the old man's fireballs with a water formation wall.
Good guy, is there something wrong with your God loving the world? Turn others into roasted meat to love, right?
"Is your god the god of barbecue?" Kenichi Amamiya looked at the high priest playfully, and for the first time, the priest showed an angry look.
He is now curious, how did this old man master these abilities? No matter how he observed before, he never found out that the other party was a ninja, and there was no concentration of chakra on his body, so how did he do it?
It can't be a magical thing, right? If you are really so strong, why would you hide in a place like this and form a small group? Wouldn't it be nice to directly rule Yunin Village?
"You blasphemous heretic!" The high priest quickly rushed towards Amamiya Kenichi.
"Interesting." Ken Amamiya reached the top of the tallest building in Yunin Village in a flash. He looked at the high priest approaching him quickly below and formed seals with his hands quickly.
The next moment the high priest was greeted by fire dragons all over the sky, countless fire dragons filled the sky densely, flying around Amamiya Kenichi. The blazing high temperature even distorted the air, and Amamiya Kenichi's figure was blurred. Cleared.
"Run!" The Yunin Village below became chaotic. People screamed in horror and fled quickly into the distance. The blurry figure of Amamiya Kenichi was reflected in their frightened eyes.
"Roar!" Countless fire dragons roared and rushed towards the high priest below. The high priest was helpless and furious, but he could only deal with these fire dragons mixed with high temperature. Looking at this scene, Amamiya Kenichi seemed to have something to say. think.
"What is this move called? Just call it Immortal Technique, Endless Fire Dragon?" A large amount of chakra was extracted, forming fire dragons one after another in the air, and then continued to rush towards the high priest.
No, no, this name is a bit messed up. He is almost as useless as the Yondaime.
"I am." The angry voice of the high priest came out from the fire, but it quickly disappeared. The next moment, a charred figure fell from the air and landed heavily on the ground.
Amemiya Kenichi dispersed the fire dragons densely packed in the air. The old man was not very strong. He hummed a tune and then casually pulled out a steel bar from the burning building next to him.
The old man's body was shaking on the ground. It was obvious that the other party wanted to stand up and continue fighting with Amamiya Kenichi, but he was almost a mature man now and naturally did not have this ability.
"Well, the shape is a little bad." Kenichi Amamiya looked at the very straight steel bar and shook his head. He grabbed the steel bar with his bare hands and bent one side with force.
Then he very thoughtfully left a dent in the middle of the curved side, and that was it.
"That's it now." Looking at the things in his hands, Amamiya Kenichi showed a satisfied smile.
He came to the side of the charred high priest, who was already furious, his eyes had been burned blind by the fire dragon, and his eyeballs were cooked directly under the high temperature.
"A sprinkle of cumin can be added to the luxurious Kentucky lunch." Kenichi Amemiya couldn't help but complain.
"Tell me, Your Majesty the High Priest, where is what I want?" Kenichi Amamiya squatted beside him and looked at the High Priest with a smile.
"God...will not forgive" the high priest said angrily.
"God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, I'm so annoying, eat my Physics Holy Sword!" Amamiya Kenichi picked up the crowbar he just made and inserted it directly into the mouth of the high priest. In an instant, the crowbar was Submerged into the soil, the high priest shuddered and became silent.
Looking at the high priest lying on the ground, Amamiya Kenichi wiped the blood on his hands on the high priest's body, then straightened up and looked aside.
It's Hidan.
Hidan was looking at him with a complicated expression.
"Look, God is dead." Kenichi Amamiya wiped his hands with a smile.
(End of chapter)
