"Do they like your face, figure, or cultivation?"
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu saw the evil in Master Xuan, but he had no intention of using evil to fight evil.
The evil of simple-minded people is simply to adopt intuitive and effective means to achieve their goals. Such people are the simplest and most obedient.
Because what they want more is a reason and explanation.
"They liked me before and coveted me because there was a vacancy in my previous bed. Now that you have filled the vacancy, they will naturally like someone else."
Xuanzhu raised his eyebrows, with doubt in his eyes: "Really?"
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu spread his hands, his expression was relaxed, without any tension, and he was as open and honest as Xuan Master: "Since you came, have you seen any female cultivators coming to see me?"
"Maybe not."
Master Xuan put his hand on the meridian on Immortal Emperor Mo Yu's wrist: "But there is no guarantee that there will be no such thing in the future, for example, Qi Baoer said by Mr. Ge."
"She's just the sister of an old friend. I'm just taking care of her because of our friendship."
After hearing this, Master Xuan calmed down and let go of the hand that was holding Immortal Emperor Mo Yu.
"My sister is a relative. Relatives cannot sleep in the same bed. The old man said that sleeping with her is called incest."
There is no incest between two people who are not related by blood.
But Immortal Emperor Mo Yu did not intend to tell Master Xuan, because there was no possibility between him and Qi Baoer. Why bother with this and add to the trouble?
Early on the next morning, the house was filled with outstanding disciples sent by other aristocratic families.
But this time none of them yelled loudly. It wasn't because they didn't have a mouth, but because the black-gold iron-eating beast had been guarding the gate early in the morning. Anyone who made a slightly louder voice would be slapped away by it, and it lasted for a long time. Can't crawl back.
Perhaps because he was pestered by Xuan Master every time he slept, he couldn't even meditate properly. That night, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu fell asleep with Xuan Master.
When he woke up, it was already noon, a few minutes later than Xuan Master woke up.
"Wake up, why are you more sleepy than me?"
"I've been a little tired lately."
Tired...
He concentrated and said: "It's so quiet outside. It seems they haven't come yet. What do you want to eat today?"
Knowing that Xuan Master will be hungry when the time comes, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu has now developed a habit. The first thing he does when he wakes up every day is to feed Xuan Master who is waiting for food.
Sometimes he really felt that taking Xuanzhu with him was no different than nursing a baby. He had to put her to sleep, arrange meals, and reason with her.
"I've been eating only meat these days. I want to have some vegetarian dishes, such as deep-sea giant stingrays, cold deviled fish skin, and crispy bones of fire rhinoceros."
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu: "It doesn't mean that if you can't see the meat, it's called a vegetarian dish. As a mortal, if you keep eating like this without some vegetables, your bones will not grow well."
"But my master has calculated it for me. Vegetables and I are not compatible. If I eat them forcefully, I will damage my roots."
"You always have a lot of lies."
If you don’t like eating vegetables, you just don’t like eating vegetables, so you have to make some nonsense about incompatibility.
"It's not that I'm unreasonable, it's that girls need to be pampered, you know?"
Xuanzhu looked at Immortal Emperor Mo Yu who said she was being hypocritical, but had already brought over the original ingredients for the dish she had just named. She smiled and said: "Don't think you think I'm all unreasonable now, but you will still think about it in the future." You have to thank me."
"My master said that I am a bit more difficult to deal with than the other women in this world. If you can even deal with me, even if there is only one woman left in this world, you will not be single."
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu wanted to speak, but Master Xuan put his index finger directly on his mouth: "Let me tell you one more thing, don't reason with a girl when she is trying to reason with you, otherwise she will slap you with her big mouth. .”
Xuanzhu's principles have always been unreasonable. Immortal Emperor Mo Yu didn't want to argue with her over this. He looked around and asked, "Where is the black gold iron-eating beast?"
Xuanzhu answered naturally: "I'm guarding outside."
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu had a vague premonition in his heart: "What is it doing outside?"
"Of course it's to prevent some blind people from disturbing my sleep."
Xuanzhu groaned: "Thanks to my foresight, you woke up late, and you don't know how many people Zaizai beat away outside who wanted to disturb people's dreams."
"I knew that those guys who were rude yesterday will definitely not be polite either."
Seeing Master Xuan's look worthy of being mine, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu was one head and two big.
His mouth opened and closed and he endured it again and again before he lost his manners.
After a long time, he sighed as if he resigned to his fate, "Let's ask the black gold iron-eating beast to come in and cook for you first."
The monks just watched the palace door open, and then slammed it shut completely after the black gold iron-eating beast entered.
By the time the door opened, it was almost dusk.
Looking at the satisfied Master Xuan and the uglier Immortal Emperor Mo Yu, their hearts froze. They always felt that Master Xuan was too cruel and drained them of Immortal Mo Yu.
It's over, their Immortal Emperor Mo Yu is really unclean.
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu stood on the high platform, looked at the people in the audience and said: "From today on, you will officially study with me. I will teach you basic spiritual arts, immortal techniques, and methods of cultivating immortals. To answer your questions.”
"I hope that no matter where you go in your cultivation in the future, you will stick to your original intention, adhere to the Tao in your heart, follow the right path, and save all sentient beings."
The latter words were specifically said by Immortal Emperor Mo Yu to Master Xuan, but it was obvious that she did not listen.
Looking at Master Xuan who looked at him with bright eyes and kept hinting to hurry up, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu shook his head helplessly. It seems that he has a long way to go to educate her.
When Xuan Master kept tugging at the corners of his clothes, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu said: "By the way, I want to let you know one more thing, because Xuan Master's physical strength is too strong, surpassing all of you."
"So, while she is studying with you, she is also your physical fitness teacher and is responsible for your actual combat."
Xuanzhu took a step forward proudly, and even the black gold iron-eating beast following her raised its round head proudly.
"Don't worry, I won't hide my secrets. I will try my best to teach you and fight with you."
As soon as these words came out, the faces of all the monks in the audience turned pale.
They had already seen the strength of Xuan Master in the illusion. Even the geniuses in their sect were chased and slapped in the face. How could they be the opponents of Xuan Master? If she slapped her, she would not be able to do it. The soul returns to its hometown?
Immediately, some people couldn't bear it anymore and lay down on the ground, crying to Immortal Emperor Mo Yu: "Immortal Emperor Mo Yu, please don't call us Bishop Xuan, she will take the opportunity to beat us to death!"
