Master Xuan tilted his head and held his chin, "Probably when I first arrived, it flashed its two broken wings and provoked me."
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu was a little speechless: "I'm here to welcome you, so don't be ignorant."
"Since you welcome me, you should act like you are welcoming me, and you should give some courtesy."
Xuanzhu tried his best to recall: "Look at his fat body, he looks like a dish."
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu was extremely determined: "Don't even think about it."
"Oh." Immortal Emperor Mo Yu's answer was within Xuan Master's expectation. She didn't hesitate and turned around to leave.
If this road doesn't work, then find another way. She has never been a troubled person.
Although Master Xuan was obedient and did not make trouble, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu always felt that she would not compromise so easily.
"Why are you going?"
Xuanzhu took out his weapon brick from the sack and said with a smile, "I am going to have a friendly competition with the crane. The winner will be the king and the loser will be stewed."
"The crane is right at the gate, so many people are watching, are you embarrassed?"
Xuanzhu said frankly: "Let's take a look. Things like tooth-beating sacrifices are based on ability. Even if they are staring at you and drooling, I can't tell them apart."
"you...."
Looking at Immortal Emperor Mo Yu who had a headache on his forehead, Master Xuan patted him on the shoulder and coaxed: "Don't worry, you are not someone else. I will definitely leave you something to eat."
Afraid that Immortal Emperor Mo Yu would not believe it, Master Xuan raised three fingers in a serious manner: "I swear, if I have a mouthful of meat, you will have a mouthful of meat, and if I have a mouthful of soup, I will try my best to find one. Is the meat ready for you?"
"Oh, don't act like your dead mother. I won't starve you to death as long as I'm here."
Looking at the chattering little man in front of him, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu's head almost grew bigger. He really shouldn't have relented and agreed to teach and take care of this brat himself.
She can make people mad with just one mouthful.
But this person thought he was very considerate.
Seeing Master Xuan holding his head high and barely speaking the words "please praise me", Immortal Emperor Mo Yu felt a huge pain in his head.
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu clenched his fist slightly, and the originally open palace door slammed shut in front of Master Xuan, and was even locked.
"What's the meaning?"
Although Master Xuan looked stubborn, his eyes were wet and full of grievances.
After just looking at each other, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu lowered his head. He opened a scroll, poured golden spiritual power into it, and drew back and forth.
Only a bang was heard.
The crane that was still greeting guests at the gate of the fairy world was now stepping on the scroll.
"If you want to embarrass me, you can embarrass me behind closed doors, but you are not allowed to go out to embarrass me."
This was regarded as acquiescence to Xuanzhu that he could eat it.
The poor crane still doesn't know what his upcoming fate is.
Seeing the Xuan Master not far away, it tilted its head and thought for a few seconds, then actually danced a mating dance towards the Xuan Master.
However, it's no wonder that the crane likes her. Although Xuanzhu is only an adult, she looks like a fairy, beautiful and flamboyant. Anyone who doesn't know her nature will probably be like this crane and want to pursue her.
Looking at the crane dancing hard towards him, Master Xuan narrowed his eyes into small crescent moons, looking completely amiable.
When the crane got closer, he directly used the brick he had hidden behind him without any hesitation, and hit the crane's head hard.
The crane fell to the ground, and Xuanzhu didn't hesitate at all, throwing it directly into the water that the black gold iron-eating beast had boiled early in the morning.
After letting it sit for two or three minutes, the black-gold iron-eating beast stretched out the tip of its bear paw to fish out the crane.
Shaving and cutting into pieces, this set of actions is quite skillful. It seems that these two guys usually do this kind of thing.
From washing to shaving to baking, the whole process only takes half a quarter of an hour.
After the meat was roasted, Master Xuan was not in a hurry to take it out himself. Instead, he first pulled off a large piece of crane leg meat and handed it to Immortal Emperor Mo Yu.
"Try it, let me tell you, our Zaizai barbecue is delicious."
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu's eyes were full of resistance, "I can't eat it for you."
Since going without food, he has no desire for food. What's more, those who cultivate immortality can achieve higher attainments on the road to immortality only if their spiritual platform is clear.
Desire and concern are both stumbling blocks.
"Oh, don't worry. If I don't tell you, if you don't tell me, if Zaizai doesn't tell me, who will know what we are doing in the palace?"
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu pushed away the hand that Master Xuan extended again, "I have already gone away."
"Bedu means that you will not die of hunger, but it does not deprive you of the right to taste delicious food. Let me tell you, your cranes look like they are living in a free and easy life. This little meat is so plump. One bite will make your mouth full of flavor. Oil, fragrant~”
I don't know whether it was the Xuan Master's waves of brainwashing that worked, or the black gold iron-eating beast's roasted meat was too fragrant, so Immortal Emperor Mo Yu actually followed the devil and ate a piece of it.
It wasn't until his mouth was filled with oil that he finally realized what ridiculous thing he had done.
Even his momentary regret was clearly captured by Master Xuan.
"No, you think it tastes bad? You can't think it tastes bad, Zaizai's roast is so delicious."
Xuanzhu and the black gold iron-eating beast stared at Immortal Emperor Mo Yu with wet eyes, as if they would cry to him if he said it was not delicious.
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu, who originally wanted to spit out the food, had no choice but to swallow it, "It's okay."
"Hmm~"
The black-gold iron-eating beast purred happily, its short white tail wagging rapidly, and its arrogant and excited look, which was exactly the same as Xuan Master.
The previously deserted hall became lively because of the Xuan Lord and the black gold iron-eating beast.
In addition to feeling a headache, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu secretly felt that their presence was not a bad thing.
As usual, Master Xuan held him to sleep at night, but this time, he was obviously not so resistant.
Xuanzhu slept soundly that night, but when he woke up the next day, he was not so happy.
Early in the morning, she heard people constantly chirping outside the palace gate, making her restless.
She opened her eyes impatiently, "What's going on? There's a soul screaming outside early in the morning."
The called 'soul' himself, Immortal Emperor Mo Yu, frowned and looked at Master Xuan, whose hands and feet were tightly wrapped around his waist, and said, "Let go of me and they will stop screaming."
Xuanzhu obviously still wanted to stay in bed, so she said in a hoarse voice: "Forget it, tell them to go, Zaizai, put some earplugs in."
Hearing Xuan Master's call, the black-gold iron-eating beast that was still nestling on the ice bed immediately stood up and came to Xuan Master's head. It put its own head on Xuan Master's head, and then moved its two black ears forward. He shook it and covered Xuanzhu's ears.
In an instant, all outside sounds were blocked.
Feeling that Immortal Emperor Mo Yu was still struggling a little, Master Xuan held him tighter.
"Oh, you are such a big Immortal Emperor. It's so shameless to go out as soon as they call you. Those who come early in the morning are disturbing people. You should teach them a lesson. They are ignorant. They dare to come to you so early today. Tomorrow I dare to pull you out of my bed in the middle of the night."
"It disturbs people's dreams, and the sky strikes like thunder."
Immortal Emperor Mo Yu opened a corner of the black gold iron-eating beast's ear to ensure that Master Xuan could hear what he said: "What if someone is in an emergency?"
"If it's really an urgent matter, you should just break down the door or break in. Who would yell outside over and over again? You look like you're so idle."
After saying that, Master Xuan closed his eyes and took the black gold iron-eating beast's ears back from Immortal Emperor Mo Yu's hands and put them on his ears to cover them, "Just listen to me, it's absolutely right."
"You said that you have become an Immortal Emperor and you still don't enjoy the treatment that an Immortal Emperor deserves. Then isn't your practice in vain?"
After saying that, Master Xuan raised his hand and patted Immortal Emperor Mo Yu in a serious manner to show his comfort.
Although he could break free if he forced it away, but for some reason, he didn't do that this time.
She didn't let Immortal Emperor Mo Yu get out of bed until three o'clock in the morning and Master Xuan woke up completely.
After the two men packed up and opened the palace door, they found a large crowd of people kneeling outside the palace.
Looking at the familiar faces inside, Xuanzhu smiled: "Every morning is so busy. Did you help me finish those three things so quickly?"
