Seeing that the emperor agreed so readily, Old Master Cui was as happy as a chrysanthemum in full bloom. He continued to answer: "My people have discussed it many times, but they always can't get the answer. I am going to pay homage to Tianyan today, and I am about to ask your majesty to give me a name... In addition, I also sincerely ask Your Majesty to give you a plaque for the main building of the academy."
Emperor Chen muttered: "The southern suburbs are not far from Longmen Mountain, so let's call it Longmen Academy!" Old Master Cui clapped his hands and praised: "Your Majesty is the real Dragon Emperor. In the future, when students from all over the world enter the academy, they will be like fish leaping over the Dragon Gate. At the foot of the capital, the Emperor Disciple, Longmen Academy is truly wonderful!"
Emperor Chen picked up the imperial pen on the dragon table again, removed the golden lion paperweight with one hand, and wrote the four characters "Ze Ji Eternal" on the snow-white Huzhou rice paper. Gently waving, the eunuch accompanying him quickly and carefully held the still-dry ink on the paper and handed it to Old Mrs. Cui. Old Mrs. Cui held it with trembling hands and said: "Your Majesty has blessed the world. Longmen College will certainly live up to His Majesty's trust and carry forward the mission." Culture and education..."
Zuojin Wuwei Liu Daxia was also squeezed into the back of the team. He listened to Old Mrs. Cui talking for a long time and felt a little tired. He poked Niu Jindang, General Yunhui next to him, on the shoulder with his elbow and said, "Hey, hey, hey, old Dang, what is the emperor talking about?"
Niu Jindang also didn't know a lot of Chinese characters. He stared at him and said, "Ang, I don't know either. I heard... it seems... it seems to be about building a house!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Daxia lost interest. He put the wat board under his arm, put his hands in his sleeves, closed his eyes, and fell asleep with two big bags under his eyes. After a moment, he felt something was wrong. He looked back and saw that the infantry commander Dong Chengbiao was standing behind him. He nudged Dong Chengbiao with his elbow and said: "Hey, uh, uh, that... Xiao Dong, prick up your ears for me." Listen, if the emperor talks about soldiers or fighting, as long as these words are used, call me immediately."
Dong Chengbiao, the infantry commander, was once Liu Daxia's subordinate. When he heard the explanation from his old superior, he immediately beat his chest as if he had received a military order and said loudly: "Don't worry, old general, I stand with my ears straight up and I promise not to give it to you." miss!"
Liu Daxia turned his head with satisfaction, opened his mouth and yawned. After all, he was old and lacked energy. After a while, he felt sleepy and lowered his head to take a nap.
Qin Lie, the censor doctor, was listening in the queue to Old Mrs. Cui's words in front of her, which were leaky and intermittent. He was considering whether to move forward when he suddenly felt his nose was itchy. He rubbed his nose, plucked out a few exposed nose hairs, then stretched out his index finger to dig his nostrils, and took out a lump of boogers, feeling immediately relieved.
He put the booger between his thumb and forefinger and kept rubbing it, gradually turning it into a small black ball. He looked around and no one was paying attention. Then he flicked his finger and the small booger ball hit the official in front of him on the back. The man's voluminous court clothes rippled slightly, and the fabric suddenly collapsed into a small hole and then recovered. The booger ball quietly rolled to the ground. Qin Lie watched and snickered secretly.
Qin Lie then stretched out his finger to dig another nostril. In his ears, he heard Old Master Cui saying that His Majesty is kind, courteous and virtuous, lenient towards the people, and has clear rules and regulations. He also talked about a lot of His Majesty's literary and military strategies, which are respected by all the people. One emperor through the ages, this is the great fortune of the people, the fortune of the country, the country, and so on. Qin Lie dug out another big lump of boogers from his nose and suddenly felt refreshed.
Old Mrs. Cui kept chattering a lot, maybe it was a sentence about how your Majesty was brave and good at fighting, and he was the best among the three armies, which was known all over the world. It just tickled Emperor Chen, who slowly stood up from behind the dragon case...
Back then, the two princes followed the late Emperor Zhao Zhen in the southern and northern wars. The second prince immediately became very skilled in martial arts and had a bravery that no one could match. He was also the man who could take the head of an admiral out of ten thousand soldiers like a man in a bag. He was quite prestigious in the army. In terms of personal bravery, Emperor Chen Zhao Chang was indeed superior to the eldest prince Zhao Zhen, but he was quite inferior in terms of civil service.
Qin Lie held up a large lump of booger on his finger that was still stained with runny nose, and secretly glanced around. Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught sight of Zuo Jinwu Guard Liu Daxia. This stubborn old guy was actually in the team next to him, only a few steps away from him, and he was dozing off with his head hanging down. Qin Lie remembered the last time the two of them fought each other, and there seemed to be a dull pain in the corners of his eyes. He was about to move in his heart. Under the evil influence, he quietly leaned forward, stretched out his arm, and flicked the booger to the back of Liu Daxia's head with his fingers...
At this time, Emperor Chen was consoling Mrs. Cui: "Lao Cui is very loyal, and together with the whole Cui family of Fanyang County, I am the heart of the royal family. I am very pleased. I also hope that Longmen Academy will educate more virtuous disciples. In the future, I will regain Qinzhou and march forward with troops." Pointed to, invincible..."
The infantry commander Dong Chengbiao heard this with his ears pricked up, and hurriedly patted Liu Daxia on the back, calling in a low voice: "Old general, the emperor is talking about troops! The emperor is talking about troops!"
"Hmm...?" Liu Daxia suddenly turned his head. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt a cold feeling on his lips. The man next to him who looked like a civil servant quickly retracted into the team. It seemed that he had just leaned out and raised his hand to throw something at him. Liu Daxia focused his attention. It turned out that the man was Qin Lie, the imperial censor.
Liu Daxia touched the foreign object on his lips and felt it was very sticky when he held it between his two fingers. When he pulled it out, he saw that it was a big blue-gray booger, with long stringy snot sticking to his beard. It was wet, sticky and disgusting. The anger in my heart surged, and with a roar, a rabbit kicked an eagle towards Qin Lie, the imperial censor...
Qin Lie saw Liu Daxia turn his head and his boogers hit his face unexpectedly, and thought to himself, "It's broken!"
Liu Daxia kicked him over, but Qin Lie was on guard and dodged sideways. Unexpectedly, Liu Daxia exerted too much force and couldn't hold back, and immediately fell to the ground. As expected of a veteran who has experienced many battles, the moment he fell to the ground, he grabbed Qin Lie's crotch and brought him to the ground. Then he turned over, sat on Qin Lie's body, raised a palm as big as a cattail leaf fan, slapped him hard on the face, and cursed: "You are deliberately entertaining me and disgusting me!"
Qin Lie's face was hit so hard that he knew he was in the wrong, so he covered his face with his sleeves and said, "You're really going to hit me!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was punched twice more on the head, and his hat was also knocked off. After being knocked down, the official team suddenly fell into chaos.
"It's you I'm going to hit!" Liu Daxia's new and old grudges surged into his heart, and he slapped Qin Lie in the face again. Seeing his colleagues surrounding him, Qin Lie couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry. He straightened his waist, but was firmly pressed by Liu Daxia. In his haste, he picked up the wat board in his hand and swung it hard on Liu Daxia's face. He just heard "pop" There was a crisp sound on the ground, and the Wat board broke into two pieces. Liu Daxia was beaten until his hair and beard were all stretched out, his mouth and nose were bleeding, and with a sound of "poof", he spit out his two back molars...
Liu Daxia was so angry that he grabbed Qin Lie's hair with all his strength and strangled his neck with his other hand. Qin Lie's eyes also turned red. He pushed his knee hard into Liu Daxia's lower back and bit Liu Daxia's finger. The onlookers were trying to pull the two away, but both of them were really angry and hugged each other without stopping, but no one was willing to let go first...
The heated scene caused a commotion in the palace, which quickly alerted Emperor Chen, Grandpa Cui and all the elders. When Emperor Chen ordered the golden melon warrior standing in the hall to pull the two people apart desperately, old lady Cui couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. I saw two old men with white beards who were about the same age as me. One had disheveled hair, a bruised nose and a swollen face, and his court clothes were torn and tattered. The other had disheveled hair and half of his face was swollen. He held two teeth with a bloody hand, and his mouth and nose were stained with blood. …
Grandpa Cui was horrified to see it. How had any other elder of the Cui family ever seen such a battle in the court? Two frail and sickly elders suddenly fainted from fright. The people around them were rubbing their chests and pinching people, and the hall became noisy and chaotic.
Emperor Chen was furious in his heart, his cheek muscles twitched a few times, and he said in a deep voice: "Imperial doctor... call the imperial doctor quickly!"
When the imperial doctor, a sweaty man, treated the two elderly people who had fainted, the hall gradually became quiet. Emperor Chen looked at Liu Daxia and Qin Lie who were still panting in the middle of the crowd, grabbed the Zhenshanhe on the Dragon Case and threw it hard, and shouted: "Do you two know your guilt?"
"Plop!" An elderly man who had just been treated by the imperial doctor fainted again from fright.
The imperial doctor came forward again, sweating profusely, and began to treat him. Old Mrs. Cui stood up tremblingly, leaning on a dragon-head crutch. He grinned with his teeth exposed and gave an awkward but polite smile to Emperor Chen: "Your Majesty handles state affairs. If it's important, I and the others will...resign first..."
After speaking, they cautiously stepped back, and the elders supported each other and slowly walked out of the hall.
Emperor Chen's face was gloomy, he leaned over and stared at Liu Daxia and Qin Lie with his hands on the case: "You two have repeatedly roared in the court, fought openly, and ignored the dignity of the royal family. Don't you take me seriously? "After he finished speaking, he grabbed Zhenshanhe and threw it down: "Come here! Drag these two people down and give them thirty punishments with the cane!"
Before he finished speaking, among the group of elders from the Cui family who had just walked to the entrance of the hall, there was a "pop" and the person just now fainted again...
Qin Lie lifted up his torn court clothes, pointed at his swollen Lao Gao's cheek and defended: "Your Majesty... he hit me first. The old minister was powerless... he almost beat him to death! Your Majesty wants to make the decision for me!"
Liu Daxia scratched his neck, wiped his face, and his face was suddenly covered with blood. He pointed at Qin Lie and said: "Your Majesty, this old boy is not honest, he is playing dirty tricks behind his back. Your Majesty, look at the way this old minister was beaten by him... Your Majesty... look at it... these are my teeth, my teeth!"
Emperor Chen's face was ashen and he said: "Stop, drag them all down and give them thirty heavy beatings!" Four golden melon warriors went to the palace and held down Liu Daxia and Qin Lie.
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, please spare your life... I know my mistake!... Your Majesty..." Qin Lie was dragged out of the palace by two tall warriors. He suddenly felt ashamed and angry, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
Liu Daxia was very stubborn. He broke away from the two warriors, puffed his beard and glared: "I have legs and feet. I don't need you to do anything, just go and receive the punishment!" After that, he walked out of the palace.
When all the officials saw that the emperor was really angry this time, they all knelt down to plead for mercy for the two of them...
In the end, Chen Di-nian fined the two men half a year's salary as a warning to others because they were old and had worked hard.
Today's court meeting in the Chen Empire finally came to an end amidst such commotion...
