Chang'an Lane is a small place, but it is so virtuous that it can pull out three teams.
In addition to the Twelve Spirit Team and the Rhubarb Team, which is still being formed, another team actually appeared in Chang'an Alley in the evening. The name of the team is Rainbow Mom Sunset Red Team.
The average age of this team is sixty-two years old. It is led by Aunt Liu, an officer of the neighborhood committee. Because her daughter is Shao Caihong, the team is named Rainbow Mom and Sunset Red because the average age of the team is over sixty years old. , it’s such a simple team.
There are five people in the team, so this must be nonsense. These five people are Aunt Liu, Aunt Sun, Aunt Wu, Aunt Li and the idle old man who sits at the entrance of the alley every day.
Originally, I was looking for Aunt Chen, but Aunt Chen's son just gave her a grandson last month, and she has been very busy recently and has no time to worry about it. So I called the old man who was sitting at the door every day.
These five old people got together quite happily. They asked a tailor in the alley to customize "war robes" and red flags. They also specially made five little red hats, with the seven words "Rainbow Mother Sunset Red" embroidered on them with gold-plated thread. , these hats were embroidered by Aunt Chen overnight, saying that although she couldn't go, she still wanted to have a sense of participation.
Don't underestimate these old ladies, they are very powerful. Just after the GD competition, they signed up for the Hu Jian competition. The teams that qualified in the Hu Jian competition this time were the teams from the upper three realms. In fact, their strength It's still very strong, but these uncles and aunties don't seem to be afraid at all.
Early the next morning, while Dahuang was still sleeping, gongs and drums began to be played in the alley. This made Dahuang furious. He ran out in confusion, ready to curse, but what he saw was a bunch of people standing there. Holding banners and flags, the whole farewell party was held.
Dahuang ran up the wall and saw the old men and women getting on a minibus. There was a banner hanging outside the minibus saying to wish Rainbow Mother a successful sunset and a red flag.
Mr. Huang thought they were out playing croquet, so he didn't take it to heart. He sauntered back to catch up on his sleep with a flick of his tail.
But who knew that at noon that day, he saw the banner from the morning on Hu Jianfen's field on the 100-inch TV in the hotel - wishing Rainbow Mom a successful sunset and a red flag.
At that time, Mr. Huang was confused. He raised his paw and pointed at the TV and asked, "I saw this banner this morning."
At this moment, the chef in the store has been replaced by Xu Wei from Brother Zhang. Xu Wei raised his head and glanced: "What's wrong? Is there anything special?"
Before Da Huang could speak, the screen on the TV had already switched to the contestant column, and the commentator's voice came out: "This challenge team is very special. It is a team composed entirely of retirees. The average age has reached sixty-two. However, their faces are filled with the look of youth. Although time has taken away their looks, it has not taken away the ideals in their hearts."
Seeing those familiar faces, Xu Wei felt numb: "This is not..."
"Yes, that's it." Dahuang nodded seriously: "Are they looking for death?"
Not to mention, everyone in the audience thought so. These old men and women came here to seek death. The team in the Upper Three Realms also felt numb and didn't know what to do.
Because of the competition system, they have to take over the game, but the problem is that they really can't do it now with a bunch of old men and women who have to pay personal expenses when they go for a walk in the park.
The upper three realms are not the lower three realms. They can do bad things, but they rarely do shameless things. They are somewhat embarrassed by things like bullying old men and old ladies.
The people promoted to the upper three realms this time are the dependent gods of the Greek pantheon, namely Hestia, the goddess of fire, Apollo, the sun god, Ares, the god of war, Demeter, the fertility god, and Hera, the queen of heaven. Although it is not the arrival of the true god, the dependent gods also have strong abilities, and they are plenipotentiary to fight on behalf of their high-ranking gods.
So the current situation has become Apollo, the sun god, versus Aunt Liu...
It feels a little bit dumbfounding. It’s not the family of Apollo who feel dumbfounded, but people all over the world who feel dumbfounded. The world ratings are actually higher than the ratings of yesterday’s challenge. This probably shows from the side that people around the world are eating. The interest in melon is much higher than the interest in watching the game.
But the competition system is just like this. No matter whether he is fighting Aunt Liu or Aunt Zhang, he still has to do what he should do.
"Check it out! What did Aunt Liu do in the past?"
Xu Wei quickly called the Mountain King: "Did you watch TV? Aunt Liu went to challenge the Sun God."
There was a long silence on Shan Da Wang's side, and then Xu Wei heard the sound of the TV on the phone receiver, followed by an even longer silence, and Shan Da Wang pondered for a while: "Chang'an Lane is a non-registration area..."
When they entered the ring, the referee took a deep look at Aunt Liu. Looking at her plain clothes, calm expression and emotionless eyes, he was somewhat worried about this little old lady. After all, the referee I also had a mother back then.
"let's start."
The referee raised the flag, the bell rang, and the game officially began.
The dependent of the Sun God was outstanding, but he obviously underestimated the enemy when facing Aunt Liu. He even waved his hand towards her, and then pointed to the outside of the field, signaling her to leave quickly.
But the next moment, without anyone noticing, including him, the sun god's family member went up to the sky, and then fell heavily to the ground without moving.
But Aunt Liu just rubbed her right shoulder with her left hand, seemingly not even moving.
Quiet, eerily quiet. The whole audience fell into an inexplicable silence. Even the referee team could not see clearly what happened. In the end, they had to turn to the ultra-high-speed camera to roughly see. In 0.3 seconds, Aunt Liu There are a total of 1,725 frames of action.
In other words, her refresh rate has reached more than 5,700 Hz, which far exceeds the retinal limit of most human beings, including the gods. In the eyes of most people, it may have been Aunt Liu's screen that was torn apart just now. Then the opponent is already GG.
"What kind of monster is it?"
The tables in the Protoss stands are about to flip over. What the hell is this? Where do middle-aged and elderly women come from that can move at a frequency of more than 5,000 Hertz? And it seems far from the limit.
"Found it."
At this time, Bai Mengjie, editor-in-chief of Secret Law Daily, called Xu Wei: "Aunt Liu was the protagonist of the time-travel incident in 1977. She entered a different world when she was sixteen and came back when she was twenty-seven. It is said that she experienced four thousand one hundred things in that world. years. So far, it holds the record for the fastest speed in the human world, with the peak speed reaching seven percent of the speed of light.”
"Ah..." Xu Wei scratched her head: "How much is that?"
"Well... let's put it this way. At her peak, it only took three hours to travel from Earth to Jupiter. 20,000 kilometers per second."
Xu Wei hissed...
Xiao Ma was watching TV with his legs crossed at the moment. When he saw Aunt Liu fucking Apollo, the braised chicken legs fell off his hands. Aunt Liu introduced Xiao Ma to his girlfriend a few days ago. , but Xiao Ma disliked the family and didn't like it, so today Aunt Liu flew the sun god's family members into the sky.
"Isn't this your mother a lawless maniac?" Xiao Ma pointed at the TV and cursed: "This is cheating!"
But regardless of whether it was cheating or not, the first show ended amidst the exclamations of the whole world. After that, it entered the stage where the host forced her to do something bad and watched commercials. By the time the live action appeared on the screen again, it was already the second stage. The round is drawn.
The person who drew lots this time was an old man from the alley. Xiao Ma couldn’t remember how old he was. Anyway, when Xiao Ma first came to Chang’an Alley, it was about twenty years ago. He was already so old. After so many years, it was almost fatal. There is no appearance.
He was carrying a thermos cup behind his back. It didn't look like he was going to the ring. Instead, he looked like he was going to the river to watch people fishing. Then he saw a lottery box on the way, and he felt itchy and took a shot.
After the prize drawing, the referee announced: "The opponent is Ares, the God of War!"
After Aunt Liu's game, when the Gods came on stage again this time, they didn't dare to be so crazy anymore. The dependents of Ares are tall and powerful, almost reaching the level of Titans. Standing in front of the skinny little old man is like an electric minced fish head parked in front of a tank.
The name of Ares, the God of War, is very fierce, and his followers are all righteous gods. They are extremely powerful and can move mountains and seas, but the little old man seems to be weak and inexperienced.
"A long time ago, the sky and the earth were like chickens, and the universe was in chaos. One day, a man among the chickens suddenly woke up. When he saw the darkness around him, he swung his big ax and struck at the darkness in front of him. Only Hearing a loud noise, the dark things gradually dispersed. The things that slowly rose became the sky; the things that slowly descended became the earth."
"I asked you who this old man is. What did you tell me about Pangu's creation of heaven?" Dahuang had already found Brother Zhang. Hearing Brother Zhang suddenly start talking about Pangu's creation of heaven, it was a little dissatisfied.
"After Pangu fell, his body changed greatly. His breath turned into the wind and clouds of the four seasons; his voice turned into rumbling thunder; his eyes turned into the sun and the moon; his limbs became the east, west, south, and north poles of the earth; his skin became the vast earth; his blood became the endless river; his sweat , turned into rain and dew that nourished all things. And his essence turned into a towering tree on the East China Sea." Brother Zhang's tone was still so unhurried: "The roots of the big tree are deeply rooted. Let it know everything on this planet, and at the same time it has become the cradle of countless civilizations.”
After saying that, Brother Zhang raised his head and looked at Dahuang: "Amon is your supreme god, but you have never seen it but only heard that it created itself and everything in the world. It is your god of gods."
"Ah? That's right. Divine Ancestor Amon."
"Well, Amon can also be called Gaia or Pangu in other civilizations. He is a creator god, but there is no very practical description." Brother Zhang pointed to the old man: "You sleep on him every day. Don’t you actually know him?”
The old man on the Dahuang subway looks at his mobile phone...
At this moment, the game on TV has begun. When the retinue of Ares, the god of war, hit the old man with a fist that can crush meteors, the whole world held their breath, but when they saw the old man with a fist When the fingers stopped Ares with a smile, they showed a look of "this is how it should be".
To reject the God of War with one finger, in fact, smarter people should admit defeat, but Ares is a barbarian and so are his relatives. It's just unfortunate that when he carried out the second round of attack, he found that even the old man couldn't As he resisted, his strength also declined rapidly. As his fist got closer and closer to the old man, his huge figure began to become smaller and smaller, and eventually he changed from a muscular man to a stickman.
He immediately jumped away and his body returned to normal. He tried this many times after that, as if his power had been taken away.
"How are you going to fight like this? Are you kidding me?" Dahuang squatted in front of the TV and looked at the situation inside: "Isn't this a dimensionality reduction strike?"
Brother Zhang just laughed as he sat there. He actually didn’t know why all the hidden bosses in Chang’an Lane came out to play. Isn’t this inappropriate for me to go crazy like a teenager? But these people... their purpose is to be happy, who knows? Are you saying that there are no top players in the human world? There used to be many top players in the human world, but some of them are old and tired. Most of them have stepped out of the stage with the passage of time, and now there are not many left.
Speaking of which, we have to take out the combat power caliper to smoke Wukong. His combat power level is just stuck at the mid-level level, and he is considered a top goalkeeper. When he was in the human world, people said that Nanfangbuzhou was greedy for sex and happiness. , is not a good place, but Buddhas everywhere do not dare to cross eastward, and the Tang Dynasty lives and works in peace and contentment in the east. But I, a man from Xiniu Hezhou, am neither greedy nor willing to kill, and nourish my energy and potential. Although it is supremely true, and everyone can live a long life, the eight hundred miles of lion camel ridge is like a ridge of skeletons, and the bones are like a forest. Human hair was turned into felt pieces, and human skin was rotted into dust. People's tendons are wrapped around the trees, and their branches are burnt and shiny like silver.
Who knows exactly why?
It's just that after this, the legend ended, and the human race no longer had living legends, and it became weak over time. Even they themselves thought it was weakness, but who had ever thought about how many people were born to be immortals and Buddhas?
A list of gods led Qing Lingzi to slaughter the Kunlun Mountains. In the end, the sky full of gods and Buddhas still turned a blind eye? Who said anything about Qing Lingzi?
It's just that later on, the human world took another route, staggering the path of evolution and the path of cultivation. It was based on hundreds of millions of short lives and formed a unique and fast route. After all, if a person wants to take off, it probably takes Two months, but if one wants to fly, the red-eye flight is one hundred and eighty.
"It's over, the Twelve Spirits have lost their limelight."
Dahuang sighed, but Brother Zhang just smiled and said: "It's different. They just went to experience it and came back after a few rounds."
"Why? Don't you win a championship?"
"Hmm..." Brother Zhang pursed his lips: "Maybe there is still soup simmering on their stove."
