Shuilin Fairy, the world-famous Shuilin Fairy, was beaten so badly that if it weren't for the physical enhancement that Pantao brought to her, which had allowed her to reduce the damage to a certain extent, she wouldn't be black and blue now. But there are pieces here and there.
When I asked her what happened, she said she was beaten. Isn’t this obviously nonsense? If she wasn’t beaten, it could also be cut by an excavator. The question is who can beat her into this horrible state?
"Did you provoke someone?"
Brother Zhang asked while bandaging He Shuilin: "How else could he be beaten like this?"
"Hey, don't mention it."
Fairy Shuilin slapped her thigh: "I'm still too arrogant. I have to start talking about this a few days ago."
Brother Zhang hummed: "You tell me."
Fairy Shuilin picked up the tea cup and took a sip before starting to talk: "I went back to the sect for a walk a few days ago, and then I found a group of strange people. You know the feeling, they are obviously They were human, but you could tell at a glance that they were definitely not human, and then I followed them quietly, and guess what I saw?"
"No guessing."
"Forget it if you don't guess." He Shuilin rolled his eyes: "I just saw them kidnapping people there, and they were using weird water spells. Can I tolerate this? Go up and kill those people. But these guys are so rude, I rushed up and started a dog fight with them, and there was no one in that group who could fight."
"Is it like this without you? If so, you must be dead, right?"
Miss Succubus's complaint made He Shuilin snort: "In the end, those people continued to shake people, beating the young and old, and finally brought everyone in the Dragon Palace, Dragon Palace. That's what I can beat. ? He was beaten by them with a blaster and was chased all the way here."
Miss Succubus exclaimed: "Are you here?"
"Yes, here we come. Right behind me."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was suddenly thunder and wind in the sky, and then dark clouds from all directions gathered here. He Shuilin quickly ran to the window and looked up at the sky, pointed upward and turned back to Brother Zhang and said, "Look, it's here!"
Brother Zhang just smiled, and then pointed to the bandage on He Shuilin's head: "You haven't finished wrapping the bandage."
At this moment, the sound of thunder and lightning started, and then the heavy rain fell. Within a few minutes, the water in the ditch had become fast and muddy.
In the pouring rain, a huge three-meter-long fishman appeared outside the farm. It was carrying a heavy hammer and had an arrogant look in its eyes.
At this moment, Brother Zhang finally finished bandaging He Shuilin. He raised his head and glanced at the pouring rain, and just smiled and shook his head: "Disperse."
With a whoosh, the thick dark clouds that looked like the end of the world suddenly dissipated without a trace. The sun's rays suddenly hit the ground, and without the protection of the rain, the big fish man at the door suddenly became A big fish bounced on the ground.
Just at this moment, an agricultural tricycle drove over by the roadside. When he saw such a big fish of forty or fifty pounds jumping on the ground, the uncle on the tricycle got out of the car and looked around. When he saw no one claimed it, he gave it to him. The truck went up.
Afterwards, the agricultural vehicle came all the way to the town. Someone saw that the fish looked good-looking. It happened that the old man of his family was celebrating his birthday today, so he bought it for a high price of 5,000 yuan.
Then the big fish forward was dragged to the restaurant, and the chef turned it into a whole fish feast with a few clicks, including fried fish fillets with broccoli, braised fish balls, pickled fish, pan-fried fish mouth, and fish head soup. , spicy fish belly, braised fish steak, sweet and sour fish tail, celery and yellow fish shreds and fried fish intestines. Because the fish is big enough, there is more than enough food for a table.
Even the head chef praised the purchase of this fish. It is probably rare to see such a fat fish even at the beach.
At this time in the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King heard the bad news that his vanguard general was gone. He disappeared somehow. When he thought about the weird and tyrannical nature of that woman, he thought he was defeated at her hands.
The last time this happened was to the rebellious son Li Jing of Chentangguan. I didn't expect that after so many years, reincarnation would happen. But this time the Dragon King learned his lesson and did not let his son go. Instead, he ordered several generals under his banner to conquer the human woman again.
That morning, red warnings for floods were issued in an inland province, and everyone was preparing to fight floods. The dark clouds in the sky had already completely blocked the sun. At seven or eight o'clock in the late spring morning, it was as dark as late at night, and there was also water in the air. It's all filled with water vapor, and it's so stuffy that it makes people feel nervous.
Fairy Shuilin got up in the morning and was arguing about where to eat with this bowl. When she saw the dark clouds in the sky, she snarled and chatted to the farm dog lying next to her chewing bones: "I'm telling you, if you bite me again next time, I came here in the middle of the night and stole you and sold you to a dog dealer."
While they were talking, the rain had already fallen from the sky. It happened that Brother Zhang was pushing the electric bicycle out for maintenance. Although Fairy Shuilin didn't understand why Brother Zhang always had to ride that electric bicycle, she still followed him enthusiastically. Brother Zhang greeted: "Brother Zhang, they are here again."
Brother Zhang looked at the sky and said, "But I have something to do today."
After speaking, he patted the electric car and said, "Go and solve this matter."
After saying that, Brother Zhang left, leaving He Shuilin and the dog squatting on the wall looking at Brother Zhang's electric car.
Electric car...
He Shuilin looked at the electric car in front of him, then lowered his head and took a bite of noodles: "I never thought that I, He Shuilin, would need an electric car to help fight against the Dragon King one day in my life. This is outrageous."
Yes, it's just outrageous. The level of outrageousness is no less than saying that Zhou Shilun rode an Emma electric bicycle and killed Xu Shisong's girlfriend, which made Xu Shisong write the funeral of Rose Flower.
"Hey, electric car." He Shuilin shouted to the electric car: "If you can hear it, just beep."
The electric car obviously had no intention of paying attention to her.
"Hey! Electric car!"
At this moment, the electric car suddenly turned into a fierce-looking man wearing black scales and a pair of long horns on his head. He was tall, about 1.9 meters tall, and his eyes were full of murderous intent. , it felt like no one would suspect it was a lie if he said he had eaten people.
"My name is not Hei, nor Electric Car. My name is Xingju."
"You're dead!" He Shuilin suddenly stood up: "The electric car has become a spirit!"
At this moment, Xingju condensed water into a spear and hit the ground hard. The water vapor materialized and formed an impact, exploding a beautiful air wave, and behind him, the phantom of the nine-headed dragon appeared: "Ancient times Magic Dragon, Star Pony!”
"But you turned into an electric car." He Shuilin put the eating bowl on the head of the dog next to him and gestured with his hand to look like an electric car: "You were like this just now, and then suddenly you became like this."
Xingju frowned, and when he was about to speak, he heard the rumble of war drums coming from above the clouds. The sound was like thunder. He looked up and saw 38,000 generals standing above the clouds, although each one was strangely shaped. , but the momentum is still very strong when the number is large.
"Be good, they don't look very smart."
After He Shuilin finished speaking, she flicked her hand, and a long whip appeared in her hand: "Let's go, electric car, let's fight!"
"You are not afraid?"
"I'm scared of nothing." He Shuilin snorted coldly: "If one person can't beat him, two people can't beat him?"
Xingju had broken through the void as soon as he raised his leg. He Shuilin only felt a flash of light in front of his eyes, and the electric car was gone...
When Xingju ran straight away, there were two more figures behind him. The two figures grew in response to the wind. After a while, they were already two giant beasts. One giant beast had a body like a jackal and a growth on its forehead. There are fins on the horns and back, which move in the wind. Another giant beast looks like a tiger, has wings and moves quickly.
Fairy Shuilin rushed over at this moment, reaching out to touch the winged tiger, but she almost had her arm bitten off.
"Wow...how can you be so fierce?"
Xingju looked back at her and said no nonsense. He just flicked his spear and pointed it at the Dragon Palace crowd in the cloud: "Yaiju, Qiongqi. Charge with me!"
As soon as the words fell, Xingju rushed in with two big monsters. He Shuilin and everyone around him were stunned. Are they so violent in fights now? You don’t even report your family name, so you just come up and do it?
Okay, okay, you have the right temper!
Fairy Shuilin didn't think much, and came up to kill him with a whip.
This is a real fight between gods. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals of Dragon Palace have never seen this situation before. When they came up, they were beaten by Xingju. The speed of this thing explodes very fast. Usually, a large area is swept away before he can take action. Go down.
Qiongqi and Yaizhen are even more picky eaters. They eat one child at a time. The shrimp soldier only eats the head and the crab will only eat the claws.
Compared to their ferocity, He Shuilin is much inferior. Although his ability is not bad and he has the power of a flat peach, he is still a mortal body after all. It is already amazing to be able to maintain himself in the air for a long time. He also has to compete with Zhenger Ba Jing. It is really difficult for the ocean overlords to fight.
At this moment, the ordinary people in the town below are a little confused, because the bad weather is weird, and seafood is falling from the clouds early in the morning. Who has seen this situation...
Although everyone was scared and thought it was strange, there were some brave ones who couldn't stand it. When they saw seafood falling from the sky, they actually steamed it back and ate it. The water was boiled and steamed for eight minutes...
After eating like this, guess what? It's that seafood flavor, so authentic.
If the first one eats the whole thing, the second one will be born. Two, two will beget three, and three will beget a lot. There is a wild battle among the clouds, and people below are frantically picking up seafood.
I don’t know how much seafood fell, but it lasted for more than an hour anyway. Even people from the next town even drove to pick up the seafood. Each one was very big, not only big, but also very fresh. You can take it back and wash it. There are all kinds of exotic seafood, including sashimi, crabs costing 80 yuan a pound, and deep-sea fish costing several thousand yuan each.
Even the TV station later came to interview. Experts said that this may be because a tornado appeared in the ocean, which brought the seawater and marine life to high altitudes and followed the monsoon belt all the way inland, just like the typhoon some time ago that carried the puffins. It blows like AH, and the low temperature in the high altitude helps to preserve the freshness of seafood.
When he said this, the expert on marine climate issues actually swallowed his saliva.
When the seafood stopped falling and the weather gradually cleared up, as soon as the sun came out, the bits and pieces of unwanted seafood quickly gave off the smell of rotten fish and shrimp, and I couldn't stay in the town for a while, even though I ate it. People who eat seafood from the sky are fine, but the smell of rotten fish and shrimp is not something people from inland provinces can tolerate.
There were more than 30,000 shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and Xingju, Yaizhen, and Qiongqi just beat them all. He Shuilin also beat them, but not much. However, she quickly broke off two huge crab claws and brought them back. They weighed them. One weighed eleven kilograms and four taels, and the other weighed fifteen kilograms and three taels.
This is the largest pair of crab claws. Use a hammer to crack the outer shell, then put it in a steamer to steam for twenty minutes. After taking it out, take out part of the silky meat from the crab claws and dip it directly in soy sauce and mustard. Part of the salad is delicious.
The news of the annihilation of more than 30,000 legions quickly spread to the Dragon King. This incident was also a very heavy loss for the Dragon Palace. The Dragon Kings of the Dead Sea all met over this matter. They felt that there must be someone. They are messing with them, but they are not sure, but they have experience in dealing with this kind of thing, can't they fight it? No matter how hard it is to fight, who else can fight?
If it doesn't work, just send a flood and flood them. Isn't that how Nezha was killed in the first place?
So several dragon kings mobilized some of the dragon elites and came in this direction. Soon the weather was bright in the morning and dark again in the afternoon. However, this time the people in the town had been waiting for a long time. Seafood has fallen from the sky, all the equipment has been prepared, and we are just waiting for another feast between the sea and the sky.
It's just that this time the dark clouds have a huge impact. Even in remote villages, you can see the thick dark clouds. After Nezha got up from a nap, he stood under the big tree and looked up at the unusual thing in the distance. The dark clouds made a crunching sound.
"What's wrong? You're so angry."
The monkey hooked his legs on the tree trunk and hung down and asked Nezha: "Are you having a nightmare?"
Nezha pointed to the dark clouds in the distance: "Dragon Palace is causing trouble again."
"Dragon Palace again?" The monkey jumped down from the tree: "It seems they haven't been around for a few days, so should we care or not?"
Nezha rubbed his nose and stretched out his hand to the monkey: "Give me a handful of medicine."
"A handful?"
"Hurry!"
The monkey threw a bottle directly, and Nezha opened the lid and poured it out. After eating it, he could get thirty pills. The next second, a golden lotus pattern appeared on his eyebrows, and his hair changed from black to black. flame.
"Let's go."
The monkey slowly took out the small toothpicks from the holes of his ears: "You go first! I'll take a few."
