In order to delay time for the Mountain and Sea Realm, the schedule of this competition was directly extended from the originally planned fifteen days to forty-five days. In order to cope with this extension, the three places of the Upper Three Realms, the Mountain and Sea Realm and the Human Realm have started to take place. Open registration.
The registration rules for the upper three realms are below the main god and above the subordinate god. In the world of mountains and seas, selections will be made at levels below the emperor, while in the world of humans, large-scale auditions will be held around the world.
After all, this is a competition with gods. It can be said that the masters of the human world are out in force. Registration is opened in every area, and then they are screened from level to level starting from the audition, and then join the three-party melee.
The competition mode of this melee has also been determined. It basically continues the previous competition rules of Keeping Up with the Three Realms, and a big shot will personally attend every competition.
"This time I am not participating as the Holy Lord of the human world, but as a guardian."
Brother Zhang came to the main venue of the Three Realms Forum. He sat on the main seat as soon as he arrived. His aura was fully activated to suppress all dissatisfaction. However, when he was present, he had a stomachache the whole time. He hid in the bathroom without even daring to take a risk. Although He didn't dare to show his head, but he dared to sweat. Sitting there, he felt that his toes were trembling. The Holy Lord's aura was simply not something he could compete with. That terrifying aura made him already feel guilty. Completely turned into a soft-footed shrimp.
Brother Zhang didn't even look at him during the whole process. He just read out the regulations that were almost like orders from the senior officials of the Three Realms sitting below him. He also said that he would participate in the whole game and would take action at critical moments to prevent casualties.
"No wonder you said it was inconvenient for him to come forward. This aura is really scary."
Wen Zhong turned to Qing Lingzi and said, "I looked at him and I felt like I was going to be killed by him."
Qing Lingzi didn't say anything, just raised his head and smiled, but Ying Long next to him said with a smile: "He has a good temper."
"Then go and give him a slap." Wen Zhong said with a smile.
"Are you sick or am I sick?" Ying Long asked.
At this time, Brother Zhang had finished speaking. He put the manuscript on the table, turned around and left the table, without even looking at the people present. His momentum was there, and no one could surpass it.
You must know that everyone here is a powerful person. Anyone who came here would have started swearing. But no one in the room stood up for a long time after Brother Zhang left. Look at me, look at you, no one dares Get up first.
"You guys." At this time, it was Yingsha who got up first and walked to the stage: "I'm really scared."
He took Brother Zhang's charter from above and distributed it one by one to the big guys present.
"I hope everyone will strictly abide by it."
"I hope everyone won't mess around."
"I hope everyone can cooperate happily."
"Hope...ah?" Yingsha came to the location of the ascetic boat: "Where is this traitor?"
A guy from the Shanhai Realm next to him leaned into Yingsha's ear and said, "He just said he was going for convenience, but he hasn't come back yet."
"Trash." Yingsha sneered: "Fucking trash! I thought he was a promising person, but in the end he was just a coward who bullied the weak and was afraid of the strong. I thought he could cause some trouble. Now I don’t even believe you can be tough!”
His voice was loud. It happened that the Ascetic Boat came back slowly at this moment. By chance, every word Ying Shang said fell in his ears. Now he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl under. , but he didn't dare to talk to him, he just walked up, picked up the charter, and turned around to leave.
"Alas, who told you to leave?" Yingsha stretched out his hand to stop him: "Boy, in the human world, you have to call me uncle. In the world of mountains and seas, you have to call me young master. I don't know who you are now. Head?"
Ku Xingzhou raised his eyes and stared at Ying Sha, his lips trembled a few times, but he said nothing.
"Everyone is commenting. In the world of human beings, we believe in a master who is the king of heaven and earth, right? Then in the world of mountains and seas, don't we also value a strong person who is respected and an accomplished person honored? You don't scream when you see a master. If you don't shout, young master, who do you belong to? What's wrong? You look like the human world, and you have the name of the mountain and sea world, but you are still thinking about the upper three realms? That's embarrassing. When you get to the upper three realms, you You have to behave properly and call me daddy. Today I’m going to be a bit wild and ask you how to call me. This etiquette is a must. As a person from the human world, I still have to call daddy when I see my father in the three realms. , I have to call Uncle when I see the uncle in the mountain and sea world, and I don’t even say a word to the leader of the human world, how can you mess up the rules?"
It’s also a pity that Yingsha is the master of all three realms and is a classic domestic slave with three surnames. The key question is that his status in any world is really not bad. He is the biological son of Chun Kuilong, the adopted son of Wen Zhong, and the junior disciple of the contemporary Holy Lord. Any sign that was displayed would be loud and clear, and if it had been anyone else, it would be time for someone to drive him out.
But it happened to be this Yingsha, and no one at the scene stood up to fight with him. Everyone was happily watching this stubborn man rolling around and embarrassing others.
Now the pressure was on Ku Xingzhou's head. He never expected that the man in front of him would actually start to act up, and now he would suffer a big loss whether he shouted or not.
If you don’t shout, then you have something wrong with you. If you shout, you will lose all your momentum. No matter what you shout, others will suppress you. Without terrible diplomatic wisdom at this time, it really can't be solved.
And in formal diplomatic situations, no one is so playful with him. The key problem is that everything he says is true.
"Boy, I'm going to fight you today. Do you want to yell or not?"
Ku Xingzhou raised his head and looked at Ying Sha. If eyes could have offensive power, Ying Sha would have been hit by 9999 now. But it is a pity that the person who can kill Ying Sha with his eyes just walked out of this door not long ago.
"Master..."
Ku Qingzhou finally lowered his head. When he gritted his teeth and called out the name "Young Master," his dignity was shattered to pieces. But even though his heart was bleeding at this moment, he still had to put on a smile on his face. .
"Hey! You're so good." Yingsha responded: "If you have any difficulties, just tell the young master. The young master will open the back door for you. Go ahead."
Ashen Zhou blushed and suppressed his laughter. When he walked out of the hall, he wanted to cry, but he couldn't cry. He could only look up at the sky, so as to prevent his sadness from turning into a river.
The representatives of the beast department in the hall also left one after another. At this moment, Yinglong suddenly became angry. He slapped the table and stood up: "I've rebelled against you! Whoever walks out of this door today, don't blame me for turning against you!"
Ying Long is a serious boss, his status is much higher than that of Bai Ze. Even Demon Master Kunpeng would not choose to fight him forcefully. His temper is definitely not a joke.
"Sit back!"
He angrily rebuked: "Bai Ze just wants you idiots to come here? Each one of you fails to succeed but fails to succeed."
The double act of the two True Dragon Clan shocked the people of the Mountain and Sea Realm Alien Beast Clan. After all, even their representatives didn't say anything, so they really didn't dare to say anything now.
At this time, it was naturally up to Ying Shua to do the trick. He stepped forward with a smile and said: "I'm really sorry, everyone. I just have a personal grudge against that kid. Everyone knows about me. I'm just a straight person. I can't hide things in my heart and I can't speak. It's really a bit embarrassing. But it's okay. I'll punish myself with three drinks at the dinner party! Brothers of the beast tribe, don't think too much, you are My brothers are not the same as that dog traitor in the human world."
Wen Zhong saw it and said to Qing Lingzi with a smile: "This kid is really a great talent."
"So-so, but he's good at it."
"It's already quite difficult to get your brother to say just two words." Wen Zhong chuckled: "Now that we've broken up, what will happen to Bai Ze?"
"What can he do?" Qing Lingzi pointed at Yingsha: "Let Bai Ze go to Kui Long Xingshi to question him."
"Hahahaha...you are such a bad person."
"I want him dead." Qing Lingzi frowned: "When he is regarded as an abandoned son, that's when I want his life."
"Well, it's also the time when my classic book comes back." Wen Zhong turned his head and looked at Qing Lingzi: "By the way, that thunder method secret book was originally given to you as a gift."
"You old man." Qing Lingzi sneered: "Bad."
"Okay, I finally made the trip to the lower world. I want to go shopping around." Master Wen smiled and said, "By the way, who is the strongest person in the human world this time?"
"a cat."
"cat?"
"Um."
Master Wen's curious cat slowly walked out of the entrance of the second round qualifiers, and the moment she walked out, the whole place exploded.
According to player information, this is a female player from Egypt named Besty. And when she appeared, her elegant steps were as light as a cat, her eyes were as clear as the moon, she also had hair draped over her shoulders like silk and a sultry figure.
"Come on Rhubarb! Come on Rhubarb!"
At this moment, the Chang'an Lane support team held up a banner. On the wide red cloth was written "Rhubarb, the best little rat catcher in Chang'an Lane" in yellow fonts. The group of Rhubarb supporters below were all neighbors. There is a lion dance drum in front of him, with a red band on his head. He is playing the drum and shouting chants at the same time.
Boom, boom, boom, come on, Rhubarb. Boom, boom, boom, rhubarb will win.
Other viewers didn't understand why a stunning woman who looked like she had stepped out of a mythical picture book was called Dahuang, and more importantly, this beautiful treasure that could rival Artemis, the goddess of the moon, was actually in her hands. Holding two small red flags and waving them towards the support bench...
Is there really no one she cares about in this world?
But even so, her appearance made the opponent waiting in the ring lose his mind. He felt as if there were a million stars twinkling in front of him, and even just looking at it made him dizzy.
"Oh...who would have thought." Xu Wei, who was a drummer in the audience, suddenly sighed: "The most beautiful person in this book so far is actually the guardian of the night..."
Her words made the surrounding cheering group burst into laughter. After all, they almost vomited after listening to Dahuang's long list of self-introductions. The one who came up was the majestic goddess of war, the guardian of the dark night, the courtyard...
Anyway, as long as anyone knows Dahuang, there is no one who can't recite these two sentences, which is very brainwashing.
At this moment, Dahuang suddenly appeared on the ring in a flash. Her exquisite figure seemed to be here not for a competition but for a beauty pageant.
But at this time, her opponent was still in a daze. Seeing that the opponent in front of her had completely given up resistance, it was as if someone had taken away his soul.
Dahuang walked up to him, twisted his coquettish big hips, took a super classic cat walk, and said in his ear: "You are already dead~"
After finishing speaking, before his opponent could react, Dahuang poked his chest with a finger, and then gently lifted it up. The man's body was fine, but his nosebleed spurted out.
He quickly wiped the nosebleed with a silly smile and raised his hands in surrender with a smile.
"It's really terrible...Rhubarb is really good at it."
Xu Wei saw that Dahuang's movements were done in one go, using the charm technique to its extreme without any pause at all. The whole process was so smooth that it was so comfortable that people could relieve stress.
As Dahuang's best friend, Xu Wei stood there and studied for a while, and the guy next to him started to talk: "You are holding back your studies. They call Daiyu Burying Flowers, but you tell Mouse to move."
"I'll stab you to death with one stroke." Xu Wei took out the white elephant gold pen and said, "I'll see if you talk nonsense again."
Dahuang in the audience won the game effortlessly, and because of her magnificent appearance, she became popular on all social platforms almost instantly. She was so beautiful that even under the original lens, she was so beautiful that it was suffocating. Her butt was twisted and swaying, and there was a cat tail hanging on the back of her butt. Everyone relies on their strength to attract attention, but this guy is the only one who relies on his voluptuous smell to make waves.
This is a peerless beauty who appeared out of nowhere. Although every move she makes is very artificial, the key is that her artificiality makes people see that it is completely natural. It is as if from the moment she appears, all other artificialities in the world are gone. Can only be classified as boring.
"You are so naughty..."
After getting into the car, Big Yellow turned into a black cat and ran into Xu Wei's lap. Xu Wei touched its shiny coat and said sourly: "I couldn't even see you before. So naughty."
"Beep, your grandma is a chicken thigh. I will change the banner for you tomorrow! Do it!"
"Why, isn't it pretty good? A little expert at catching mice."
"Die to me!"
Dahuang jumped up and kicked Xu Wei on the chest. Just as Xu Wei was about to start a duel with it, there was a knock on the door. The moment Xu Wei opened the door, Dahuang had already changed from a duel posture to stepping on the breast. The posture, the face is soft and cute.
"You're just pretending to be crazy." The person who got in the car was Mr. Pi who came with him: "You stinky Sabi, you're still acting like this with me."
"It's you, you idiot!" Dahuang turned around and slapped Master Pi in the face: "Get out of here, don't force me to slap you."
(End of chapter)
