"This thing is too scary. I'm telling you not to tell anyone else."
Long Danchen made an appointment with Huahua for a late-night snack during his break. Although he was accompanied by a reformer who was locked with him, his thinking did not affect his drinking and eating meat.
"Don't tell me yet." Huahua pointed at the white man next to him who was drinking beer and playing on his mobile phone and asked, "Are you mitotic?"
"What? This is the white-skinned pig I mentioned to you. Didn't we sign up together? They said that the world of mountains and seas would come tomorrow and the competition would be postponed for one day. Then I took a shower in the afternoon and changed Put on some clothes and shave... Oh, yes, shave, do you think my beard is clean? You gave me that razor just for use."
"Don't talk nonsense to me. What's going on with this white skin?"
"Little sister, can you respect each other? I didn't say a word. This idiot called me that. I don't care about him because he is an idiot, but I haven't provoked you, right? At least people in our civilized world shouldn't be like this Isn’t this a wild donkey the same?”
Huahua turned her head and glanced at him, then continued to ask Long Danchen: "I'm asking you, what's wrong with you two?"
"I got punished for fighting, and I have to be tied up for two days." Long Danchen sighed: "It's helpless..."
Huahua rolled her eyes: "You have internal strife between humans and gods. Do you know how big of a joke it will be?"
"Oh, I can't help it. I have a feud with this guy." Long Danchen waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Let me tell you, Brother Zhang is the Holy Master, you know that, right?"
"What's wrong?"
"Aren't you familiar with him?" Long Danchen asked with a mysterious face: "Please help me find out what the Holy Lord does. I can't find it even in the encyclopedia. Also, I found something you don't want. Let me tell others, all the Baga gods who participated in the competition on my side have withdrawn from the competition, and they all looked panicked when they left. Moreover, I heard several gods chatting there that day saying that the main god on the Baga side was raped. Lost."
Huahua tilted her head and looked at him: "That's it?"
"Don't you think it's a coincidence? They just finished fighting Brother Zhang and this happened after they were pressed to the ground and rubbed. I think this matter must have something to do with Brother Zhang. Maybe it was him who did it. You go check it out. Check it out. I'm just curious, how powerful would it be if he could kill even gods so easily?"
Long Danchen had a mysterious look on his face, but Huahua laughed out loud when she saw what he looked like: "Okay, your brother Zhang is celebrating Christmas in Germany right now, so he doesn't have time to do this kind of thing."
"Ah? How do you know?"
"I just talked to him on the phone yesterday. He was busy cooking for the lonely elderly people in the community over there." Huahua held her head and looked at Long Danchen: "You just want to tell me this? Why? Is there anything else?"
"Aren't you interested?" Long Danchen thought for a moment: "That's right, you girls are probably not interested in fighting and killing either."
After speaking, he took out a box from his pocket with difficulty. After opening it, there was a golden apple inside. There was still dew on the golden apple, but the leaves attached were green. The whole apple exuded a strange smell after opening the box. It's fragrant and can make people's spirits tremble just by smelling it. It looks quite fresh.
"Golden apples? Where did you come from?"
"I bought it. There is a back door to the place where we live. There will be a lot of stalls at night. They all sell all kinds of strange things there with their faces covered. They usually don't charge money and just barter. This Things are quite expensive.”
"Then what did you get in exchange for it?"
"A gem scimitar, but I don't think you like knives."
Huahua slapped her forehead: "What did you use to replace that gem scimitar..."
Long Danchen told Huahua his purchase process in the past few days. At the beginning, he exchanged a very beautifully carved dental knife for a bronze mirror, and then exchanged the bronze mirror for a brass mirror, but he knew how to coo. Crying toad.
"That's called the Golden Toad!"
But he thought the toad was too ugly, so he replaced it with a potted plant.
"That's mistletoe..."
Later he exchanged the potted plant for a stick that made many rings and jingled.
"That's... the Golden Chanzi Holy Staff!"
After the stick, he also experienced a small bud of the World Tree, clothes without joints sewn with unknown silk threads, a pair of shoes that were said to be able to fly when put on, and a banana fan but it was very small, only an ordinary round fan. big……
He kept changing and changing, and finally he got this golden apple. Today he made an appointment with Huahua and gave her the golden apple.
"Where did you get your first bone knife?"
"I carved it out of my own bones." Long Danchen pointed to the section of his thigh: "I can change my shape, and I can also grow at will. After taking out this section of bone, I polished it into a short knife, but I think you might find it disgusting. …”
Huahua slapped the table, then dragged Long Danchen and the golden apple to the street where he changed his things. As soon as he came in... Good guy, there were all kinds of people on the 800-meter road. The masked people were full, and the number even exceeded the number of people competing here, but Huahua could tell at a glance that almost all the stalls on this road were gods from the sky.
They cannot have direct contact, otherwise there will be disputes. After all, many of them have hatred on the surface and will start a fight when they meet. But how can we say they are smart? With this method of exchange, you only need to pay For a small price, they can exchange what they have in their hands, and then they can take it over there to exchange for something more valuable.
And the small gifts that Long Danchen got like this were just the labor dispatch fees they paid to these idiots. The real meaning was that their goods were circulated.
Huahua came outside the temporary market and said to Long Danchen: "Who is the one who took your bones?"
"Forget it, forget it..." Long Danchen grabbed Huahua's arm: "It's just a broken bone."
"You say you have a big brain, but you really have a big brain!" Huahua scolded in the street: "Can you give that thing to anyone? Let alone a bone, even a hair or a nail, if they You can completely control your destiny if you want!"
After saying that, he stood at the end of the street and shouted towards the front: "Is this a trick, right? Okay, don't let me find you!"
Long Danchen was stunned for a while, while the reformer next to him was almost dying of laughter. He said that he had never seen such an idiot like Long Danchen...
"Say! Who is it!"
Huahua grabbed Long Danchen's collar: "Take me there!"
Long Danchen scratched his head and repeatedly expressed that he really didn't know. He only remembered that she was a very coquettishly dressed woman, wearing a veil with her belly exposed. Her upper body was wearing a red ribbon reflective tube top, and her lower body was wearing a light green long skirt. skirt.
"This is the first time I've seen someone look so good in red and green."
As soon as he finished speaking, Huahua kicked him and staggered: "Silly!!!! That's Kakaya! The goddess of evil, the daughter of Nyx, you gave her the leg bone???"
"ah?"
Huahua couldn't wait for Long Danchen's answer, so she scolded her all the way and walked over. But at this moment, the figure of the goddess who took away Long Danchen's Dashabi leg bone was nowhere to be seen. When she came back, she used an umbrella to Long Danchen came for a while, and then said angrily: "I'll deal with you when I come back!"
After she finished speaking, she started to speed up, turned around a few times, and then disappeared.
Yes, she is indeed invincible at night, but she is not omnipotent. She is indeed invincible under the rules, but this transaction was completed in accordance with the most basic rules of time, equal exchange. Huahua has no A better way to deal with it, besides selling favors, is to ask more senior managers for help.
Favors are unlikely. She is from the Oriental system, and her relationship with her is not very good. In addition, she is from the lower world. The only one she can ask for now is the administrator of the lower world and the most senior administrator in the server. .
But people in the lower world may not recognize it, so there is only one person I can ask for help...
Huahua appeared above Berlin with a bang, then locked Brother Zhang's position and rushed down.
At this time, it was 2:30 in the afternoon in Germany, and Brother Zhang was working with a group of old ladies to make cookies for Christmas Eve tonight, preparing to distribute them to the homeless.
At this moment Huahua appeared, came to the window and knocked on the glass. Brother Zhang turned around and saw her, then wiped his hands and walked over. He said to Huahua, who had only one head exposed outside the window: "What's wrong? You are so anxious. .”
"Sigh... He's not that shark-walled guy from Long Danchen. I'm really convinced by him."
"Come in first."
Brother Zhang let Huahua into the house, and she walked around twice with her hands on her hips. Then she told Brother Zhang what bad things Shark Wall Dragon Danchen had done. Brother Zhang laughed after hearing this: "Didn't he Do you know that this means that he and Kakaya have reached an agreement?"
"It would be weird for him to know!" Huahua almost cried in anger: "Now as long as she thinks about it, this Shark Bi is hers."
"I can't help it." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "The two of them made a deal on their own."
"But this is fraud."
"Did Kakaya say that Long Danchen must use his leg bone to replace it?"
Huahua was stunned when she heard this, and couldn't react for a long time, but then she also sneered: "No, that Shark Wall took the initiative on his own."
Brother Zhang spread his hands: "Active and voluntary, I can't interfere."
"By the way, he changed it around like this, and what did he get in the end?"
Huahua took out the golden apple. Brother Zhang clicked his tongue after seeing it: "He really likes you."
"Brother... you should stop making sarcastic remarks at this time and think of a way. Kakaya is not a kind person."
Brother Zhang flipped his hand, and a phoenix feather appeared in his hand. This is the tail feather of the Phoenix God. The power attached to the tail feather can make anyone realize a wish that is one level higher than their own.
For example, an ordinary person can make a wish to the Phoenix God to have eternal life or the ability to be immortal, or to maximize his luck attributes, the kind of luck that allows him to be unscathed by atomic bombs three times.
And if it is a god, you can use this feather to wish to become a higher-level god. Of course... this level cannot be higher than the Phoenix God itself. For example, if Jin Mei wishes to become a higher-level god, then the Phoenix God will She would appear and scold her, "You must be sick with your leopard head", because if it was Miss Jin who made the wish, it would be as outrageous as a person making a wish to his best friend for her best friend's husband.
But Kakaya is a lower-level god. She can use this feather to make a wish to become a middle-level or even a high-level god. Even becoming a full god is not impossible.
By exchanging this for Long Danchen's leg bone, it can be said that Kakaya has made a lot of money.
"Do you even have to follow the principle of equivalent exchange?"
"Otherwise?" Brother Zhang looked at Huahua curiously: "Shall I break the rules? How could you ask such a question? Didn't you take a philosophy class?"
"Stop scolding, stop scolding... Ma Tahua wrote my philosophy class homework for me."
Holding the phoenix tail feather, Huahua contacted the person in charge there, and then successfully met Kakaya.
When she passed by, Kakaya was lying in her marble bathtub taking a bath, with her almost perfect bad woman figure on full display. To be honest, if Huahua hadn't been able to fuck people randomly, she would have dragged this bad woman with an exaggerated figure. She went to the eighteen levels of hell, and she was reincarnated eight times in each level.
"Hello, Emperor of the Dead, why did you summon me?"
"Did you receive a leg bone the other day?"
Kakaya, the bad woman, had a smile on her face: "Yes, I got it."
"Can you exchange it with me? I can exchange it with you."
"I'm sorry, I can't." Kakaya fiddled with his long hair: "He is a very interesting boy, I like him very much."
"Where are the Phoenix God's tail feathers?"
Huahua took out the Phoenix God's hair and said, "Isn't this also okay? For you lower gods, this is more valuable than the belonging of a mortal, right?"
"Of course not. I'm not interested in wishes. I prefer to see a man who is devoted to me and never leaves me no matter how much I torture him."
Huahua clenched her hands into fists: "Are you really not giving me any face?"
"Excuse me, Emperor, what did I do wrong?" Kakaya's expression immediately became frightened: "Have I even been deprived of the right to pursue love?"
In fact, at this time, Huahua really had no better solution besides scolding Long Danchen for that smelly sand wall in her heart.
It’s true that Huahua is awesome, but now her situation is equivalent to the manager of a certain pig factory going to the goose factory project department to curse people. Will this work...
"Then what if I make a wish to the Phoenix God and ask her to take you away?"
"Of course you can. I'm just a humble low-level god who can be bullied by others. With a status like the Great Emperor, you can do anything to me."
After being silent for a long time with her lips pursed, Huahua smiled softly and turned around to leave: "I understand."
"I won't send you away."
(End of chapter)
