"That's it."
After listening to Qing Lingzi's description, Yingsha smiled on his face and leaned lazily on the sofa: "Among the giants in the world of mountains and seas, Demon Master Kunpeng ranks second. When he stamps his foot, the world of mountains and seas trembles. . But it can only be ranked second. Do you know who is number one?"
"who?"
"The fourth one is that man."
"your dad."
"Oh, don't mention him all the time. It's very annoying." Yingsha laughed: "The dragon clan is particularly strong everywhere, and the first one is Yinglong. "The Book of Mountains and Seas" describes a mountain in the northeastern corner of the wilderness. The name of the mountain is fierce. Plow the mounds. Yinglong is in the South Pole. He killed Chiyou and Kuafu and could not come back up. Therefore, there were several droughts. When the drought turned into the shape of Yinglong, there was heavy rain. In the world of mountains and seas, Yinglong is the only bearer except the big sycamore tree. The handle. The third is the god of Lieshan, Zhulong."
Qing Lingzi raised his eyebrows: "Your family accounts for three of the top four."
"I am the Crown Prince of the Dragon Clan, the Protector of the True God of the Lei Family, the Personal Assistant to the Holy Lord of the Human Realm, the almost ex-boyfriend of the new Emperor Fengdu, the Ten Constant Attendant of the Demon Realm, and the first and second generation official in the world." Yingsha sat up and looked up. He raised his neck and said, "It's just a twenty-five-year-old boy. You want me to deal with him?"
"are you going?"
"Not going."
Qing Lingzi smiled, took out the phone and started ringing the phone beeping. When Yingsha heard it, he immediately asked: "What are you doing?"
"Call the Holy Master and ask him to transfer you back. I don't want waste."
Ying Shang stepped forward, grabbed the phone with his hands and put it on the table: "You are a dog-faced person. How can you fall out whenever you fall out with me? Why can't you coax me if I don't say it?"
Qing Lingzi frowned and looked him up and down, then picked up the phone and continued to call Brother Zhang. Yingsha wanted to snatch it, but was slapped away by Qing Lingzi.
"Holy Lord."
Brother Zhang snorted: "What's wrong?"
"Can you change Wen Ying back? He's a little sick now."
Brother Zhang was stunned for a moment: "I forgot about him, I know."
"Thank you Holy Lord."
With a snap of Brother Zhang's fingers, Ying Shang regained his muscular physique of about 1.8 meters tall with a snap, and his figure returned to its original shape in an instant. At that time, At that moment, the clothes he wore became smaller except for his bust, and they were tight around his body, especially those short denim shorts, which looked so good with his slim waist before, but now they almost choked Ying to pieces. It's triangular, and because it doesn't have the loose design of the men's crotch, it makes it bulge. The hair on the thighs is fucking pierced through the black stockings, and it looks like a black-haired pig from NetX's Selected House.
As his body returned to that of a man, the contours of his face became clearer and had strong arcs. The lipstick could no longer cover his lips. The increase in area on his face also caused cracks in the foundation and false eyelashes. They are even more stuck together.
This kind of shockingly destructive makeup is very scary. It looks more terrifying than Heath Ledger, and the whole thing looks like the Joker King.
"The grass in your hands... is stuck in the hair." Yingsha yelled, then reached out to pick out his crotch: "Qing Lingzi, you gave birth to a son without the skin of a swallow."
After saying that, he rushed out of the door while tugging on the zipper of his jeans. At this moment, Qing Lingzi first smiled slowly, then his shoulders began to shake, and finally turned into a loud laugh.
If someone sees it, they will be very surprised, because Qing Lingzi has always shown a very serious face to others, rarely or even almost never smiling, but today he smiled so heartily that he almost burst into tears. , and waited until he was out of breath before he activated the Heart-Calming Charm, which forced him to regain his composure.
At this time, he shook his sleeves and snorted: "I have no heirs."
After a while, Yingsha came back. Although he had changed back into men's clothes, because he really didn't bring any underwear, the upper part of his long jeans still exposed a small black lace pantyhose.
"Damn you Qing Lingzi." Ying Sha came back and pointed at him angrily: "That bitch is so insidious."
Qing Lingzi sat there and turned around: "Stop scolding me first and tell me what your plans are."
"Well..."
Although Yingsha wanted to jump up and scold Qing Lingzi, it seemed that it was not the time to quarrel, so he sat down. However, because Kuchazi was too stretched and uncomfortable, he had to do it. Lift your buttocks and grab it with your hands.
"Let's start with the demon clan. Their agents in the human world are our own people."
Qing Lingzi frowned: "The demon clan, one of our own?"
Seeing this old man's appearance, Ying Sha knew that his mentality of "people who are not from my race must be different" started again. If the cause and effect of this place were not explained to him clearly, he would definitely refuse to let Ying Sha die. Contact with the demon world.
"Well, it started several years ago. I was still a Thunder Dragon at that time. At that time, we were investigating the poisonous poison and got a poisonous dragon. Logically speaking, this thing must be eliminated. "
Qing Lingzi nodded to express his approval of the cleaning.
"But the Gu dragon was still too young at that time, so we felt compassion and kept it, and then my little apprentice adopted it. Then it was raised with food, wasn't it? The princess of the clan was here at the time, so my cousin took it over, and then probably added some dragon clan-specific technology and hard work, and quickly made it bigger."
Qing Lingzi nodded: "What happened next?"
"Later, this little guy didn't learn well. He was lazy and greedy and became an information dealer. However, his ability to handle things was not bad, so he was spotted by the Dragon Clan Headquarters in the Mountain and Sea Realm. Later, my cousin was really not very good at it. She He was recalled to the Mountain and Sea Realm, and this little white dragon became the talker of the demon clan here. But why do I say he is one of my own, because he calls my apprentice godmother, and now he goes to Brother Zhang’s small restaurant every now and then. It’s a good place to eat. The reliability factor is still quite high, but I just don’t know what’s going on now.”
After hearing this, Qing Lingzi thought for a moment and said, "Go and try it."
"Yeah." Yingsha stood up and said, "But you are a real person. If you encounter such dirty things, just let me do it."
Qing Lingzi's facial muscles looked very relaxed. Although his eyes were sharp, he didn't have much murderous intent: "Because you are dirty and cruel, I will die on a boat and never be able to stand up again. I will let him be burned by the fire of hundreds of refinements for thousands of years!"
"It's an order."
Yingsha whistled and tugged the lace bitter tea stuck in the buttocks: "Let's go."
After leaving Qing Lingzi, Yingsha went straight to the Demon City and went to the headquarters building of the Demon Spirit Management Committee in the Human World. Because although Yingsha was the first twelve spirits to reveal their corpses and resolve immortals, his identity destined him to be in the demon world. He has a high status. Although he has no real power, his social status is needless to say. When he walked in, everyone around him who recognized him had to salute him.
After arriving at the front desk, he leaned over and whistled to the pretty girl at the front desk: "Sister, please inform Xiao Bailong that his grandpa is here. By the way, sister, are you free after get off work? Let's go together. Go have a few drinks.”
The sister at the front desk was embarrassed by him, so she just lowered her head and held the phone to report. When the little white dragon above heard that Ying Sha was coming, she immediately asked the front desk to invite him up.
Yingsha nodded, and then put a card with his information on it into the hand of the girl at the front desk. At this time, he saw that the girl at the front desk stretched out to receive the card and actually had two rows of feet on both sides of her wrist. Yingshua frowned: "What is my sister?"
"The King's Footed Insect..."
Ying smashed the card and said, "Oh, I forgot, my girlfriend invited me to eat Western food today."
After saying that, he turned his head and walked into the elevator, facing the wind and caressing the willows. His body was as charming as he could be, and women felt inferior after seeing him.
The elevator started with a squeaking sound, and then Yingsha began to fix his hair against the reflective wall in the elevator. Now that he saw his own face, he even began to feel a little strange, and he felt more and more uncomfortable with the heaviness of the male body. But the explosive power in the male body made him feel fascinated.
When the elevator went up to Xiao Bailong's office on the top floor, when Ying Shang walked out, he found that Xiao Bailong was already standing next to greet him, but he was the only one standing there on the entire first floor.
"Hey, you're the only one?"
"I asked them all to go down." Xiao Bailong said with a smile on his face.
"Okay, it works very neatly."
"That's right, I accept this compliment." Xiao Bailong moved a few steps back and invited Yingsha to sit on the sofa: "After all, you haven't come to me for so long, which means you came to me this time. It must be something shameful."
"You boy."
Yingsha feels angry and funny. This little white dragon is really official now. Although he does not deny that his ability to do things has been greatly improved after this period of study and improvement, but this kind of deliberate attempt to sound official And the official tone fully shows that he still has a lot of room for improvement.
Ying Sham is not trying to find fault with him, but the official tone can only be used with subordinates and superiors. If it is used with superiors and elders, then it is not called official tone, it is called deserving of beating.
"You kid, listen to my advice. You have to be flexible on some things. It doesn't matter if you have a bureaucratic style, but you must be stable about the person you are acting on. Otherwise, by the time you get used to the official tone, it will cause you trouble. "
Xiao Bailong nodded hurriedly, but didn't dare to answer anymore. He just smiled and poured tea for Ying Shang.
Seeing his deflated look, Ying Shang was very happy. He smiled and asked, "You heard that Shanhaijie will come here to study in a while, right?"
"I have also been notified, and I will try my best to cooperate with their arrangements."
"Yes." Yingsha nodded, and then continued to ask: "Do you know who the leader is?"
"Let me take a look." Xiao Bailong took out the roster and said, "Ascetic Boat, right?"
"Well, yes. He is a member of the demon master Kunpeng. I want him to die."
After hearing this, Xiao Bailong's expression immediately collapsed: "This matter is difficult to handle. This is almost equivalent to starting a war with Kunpeng."
Yingsha was not in a hurry, he just sorted out the matter of the Ascetic Boat to Xiao Bailong slowly. As a CEO, Xiao Bailong was considered a well-informed person. After sorting out the whole matter, he also understood This ascetic boat was sent by Bai Ze to disgust the people here. Then this matter is not easy to handle. If it is not handled well, there will be conflicts. Moreover, the other party chose to do such a thing at such a juncture. It is obvious that they do not want to cooperate with the human world.
"You understand now, there is still Dragon Clan on top of the Demon Clan, so the Demon Clan will not do anything. But the problem is that if we really have a conflict with people from the Mountain and Sea Realm, then the Dragon Clan will not be able to do anything about it. .And this person is the land traveler of the demon master Kunpeng. With such a complicated identity background, there is actually no good method here."
"Then what's the plan here..."
Xiao Bailong is a little wary. He is a small CEO, and he is still an agent. Now he is actually involved in such a big thing. If there is anything wrong, then both the mountain and sea world and the human world will come to him. To vent his anger, Xiao Bailong, who is caught between the two sides, must become the scapegoat of one side.
"You don't want to be a scapegoat, do you? Then we have to make arrangements for this matter."
Yingsha leaned on the sofa and crossed his legs lazily. Seeing his appearance, Xiao Bailong immediately understood that this guy had an idea. He was good at assessing the situation and quickly stepped forward: "Is there any good idea?"
"Well... let's deduce the cause from the effect. What is the result? This grandson must die." Yingsha said with a smile: "As for how to die, that is the key. If you die well, everyone will be happy. If you die badly, you will be completely defeated. .”
"Otherwise... what crime should we charge him with?"
"Don't be too nervous. This has to be done step by step."
Yingsha opened the drawer of the coffee table, took out a pack of cigarettes and smoked one out: "The first step is, of course, to let them all come over. You should receive them and serve as a guide. The first stage It's nothing to do with you. Let them get very familiar with you before formally contacting us. This is your first stage task. Because when they first come over, they will definitely tell Bai Ze every detail. It doesn't matter how smart Bai Ze is. Let me tell you."
"Um……"
"My plan after that is to lure him to the Three Realms to get him." Ying Shang touched his chin: "It's just that I haven't thought about how to use reasonable reasons to make him conflict with the Three Realms."
"Huh?" Little Bailong's eyes rolled around: "I have an idea, but the risk may be quite high."
"any solution?"
Xiao Bailong leaned into Yingsha's ear and said: "We can get a secret method that can reach the three realms in one step. Anyone can do it, and then hand it over to him through my hands. Stealing the method from the demon world!"
"Hiss~~~" Yingzai frowned: "You kid, are you so cruel? It might hurt you."
Xiao Bailong shook his head: "What if I stole it from you?"
"A son who steals his father is not considered a thief, right?"
Ying rolled his eyes and felt that this method was indeed feasible, but there were flaws, which would become particularly obvious if you don't pay attention. This might be able to fool most people, but I'm afraid Bai Ze wouldn't be able to get through it. That grandson is too smart, and his I.Q. too high.
But what if we extend this method? How about finding a method with almost no flaws?
"Okay!" Ying Zai nodded heavily: "Then from the time they come to contact us, you only need to provide me with who he has the best relationship with in this team, and then we will figure it out."
(End of chapter)