The three Gods of War were dumbfounded. They looked at the equipment spread out on the floor in disbelief. The familiar yet unfamiliar feeling made their hands tremble. In fact, they were quite sure that these things were not their own, because who He would be a stranger to his old friend who has been with him for so many years.
It's just that they are too similar... no, it should be said that they are exactly the same. The torn Huntian Ling, the golden chain mail refined by the alchemy furnace, and the split three-pointed two-edged knife, they are all back at this moment, just like that. Place it vividly in front of you.
"These things are easy to fix. I can't do anything about your dog, but I have found a replacement for you. What do you think of this?"
Yingsha grabbed the dog boss's tail and pulled him in front of Sanyan'er. The dog boss obviously recognized this big brother who saved his life. He immediately rushed forward and hugged and rubbed him. He looked very affectionate. Sanyan'er, on the other hand, squatted down and gently touched the dog boss's head, his eyes becoming a little complicated.
"Be careful, he is a perverted dog. He likes to pounce on girls."
"Isn't that the same as Nezha?" The monkey sat next to him and touched the whiskers on the Phoenix Wings Purple Gold Crown body and said, "He is also a perverted dog."
"Well, let them make friends."
But now Nezha had no time to complain, he was wiping his face while holding Huntian Ling. To be honest, if it was a legendary child doing this, it would be very cute, but now Nezha is already in his thirties, and he looks like a crazy person who is rubbing around like this, as obscene as he wants.
Sanyan'er, on the other hand, has been communicating with the dog boss with his eyes. It seems that he likes this spirit dog very much.
"We have the guy, we have the things, we even have the dog, what are you waiting for?" Yingsha stood up and put his hands on his hips and smiled: "Ah, speaking of which, the three of you should be the trio of beast tamers in heaven. Now, San Yan'er is the master of dog training, Nezha is the master of dragon training, and the monkey is Bima Wen."
The monkey raised his head and smashed his teeth at Ying, but Ying was not afraid. He just crossed his arms and said: "Damn monkey, it's up to you now. You have never really been the Monkey King in your life, although you are indeed weak now. But I think you would rather be a hero for a minute than live under the name of a hero and be a coward for a lifetime."
Monkey couldn't answer these words, and Yingsha didn't say anything else, because it would be a bit insulting to say it with their attitude.
"By the way, the new gods." Yingsha turned back and glanced at the three of them: "You enter the human world, heaven is not your destination. Because resistance and unyielding are always the main themes of the human race."
After saying that, Yingsha took a step back and bowed lightly: "Goodbye, my patron saint when I was young."
After saying that, he fell back and disappeared in front of them.
Nezha raised his head at this moment: "Who is this person? His words are quite sensational."
"Maybe he's a fan of someone."
Only Yang Jian looked back at the dog boss and said, "You can't even recognize him? He is the adopted son of Master Wen Zhongwen, the Secret Magic Heavenly Dragon."
"How did I turn into a little girl?" Nezha scratched his chin: "I remember he was a strong man before."
"Even grandpa's dazzling eyes can't tell. What kind of method is this?" Monkey also said from the side: "It's quite powerful."
Sanyan'er raised his eyebrows but did not accept their flowers. He just took out a purple gold collar from the equipment pile and gently buckled it around the neck of the dog boss. As soon as the collar was put on, the variegated hair all over the dog boss's body Its hair suddenly took on a new look, turning back to glossy black as if it had reversed its youth. And because of the blessing of the magic weapon, its body more than doubled in size. It still looked like the old dog with a wretched expression. It was clearly a mysterious head. The lusty giant wolf, the green light in its eyes flashed with a thrilling cold light.
Its claws have become thicker and sharper, making a metal-like sound when walking on the ground, and there is also a helmet on its head, which makes it look majestic.
"Call twice."
Nezha was about to tease him, but when the dog boss saw that it was a man, he reluctantly turned his head to the side, then squatted close to Yang Jian, and even glanced at Nezha inadvertently, his eyes full of disdain.
"Hey! This piece of shit!"
In fact, this is not the fault of the dog boss, because it has not been allowed to be touched by men since it was a stray dog... It is not a daily and half-day habit. Except for Brother Zhang, it only listens to girls and Yang Jian, and listens to Yang Jian. It's not because of anything else, just because he killed the dog boss.
But now is obviously not the time to play with the dog, and their equipment is enough for them to toss around for a while. After the two of them finished dressing up, they looked at each other, and then involuntarily looked at the bottle of real man elixir on the cabinet.
"A fight?"
Sanyan'er turned his head and asked.
The monkey bared his teeth and smiled: "Are you afraid of me?"
Nezha used Hundian Ling to roll up the bottle of elixir and said, "Just fight, go to the mountains."
"First set up a Four-Yang Cauldron Formation." San Yan'er picked up a pill with two fingers and swallowed it: "We will see the outcome in ten minutes!"
Within a few breaths after he swallowed the elixir, Erlang Zhenjun showed his true form. The golden thread between his eyebrows slowly stretched out and turned into a ferocious eye, and his three-pointed two-edged sword also had a scorpion. Pure brilliance.
"Somersault cloud!"
The monkey was extremely fast and disappeared with a whoosh. Only Nezha looked at the Hot Wheel beside him and gently rubbed it for a while: "Old man, do you still recognize me?"
The hot wheel started spinning with a whine, and Nezha laughed and jumped up: "Three Eyes, I'm waiting for you!"
That morning, there were no clouds or mists in the mountains, but the sky was filled with fire, thunder rumbled, and the ground beneath our feet shook slightly, like an earthquake. From time to time, huge sounds are heard from the deep mountains on the horizon. The sound is deafening and can be heard clearly even in cities hundreds of kilometers away. The red clouds in the sky and the Tengu eclipse appear together, and the thunder and the earth The mountains shake and tremble frequently.
Although it did not last long, eyewitnesses took pictures of the strange changes in the sky at that time, such as loud noises, bright lights, etc., which were just like the legendary signs before a major earthquake. Many people were panicked. People began to hide in all directions, and all the open spaces in the city were filled with people, waiting for the earth-shattering earthquake to happen.
But in the end, the big earthquake did not occur. The vision on the horizon only lasted for ten minutes, and after ten minutes everything calmed down, as if nothing had happened.
At this time, in the mountain that had been damaged but not a single tree had fallen, three humanoid monsters were lying on the big rocks at the foot of the mountain. They were panting, and those who didn't know thought they were across the wilderness. A human centipede appeared in the ground.
"Ah~~~~~"
Suddenly Nezha shouted loudly: "It's cool!"
At this moment, Nezha's jaw and ligaments were broken, and blood flowed all over his arm. He had not noticed it just now, but now that he has lost his strength, it is difficult for him to even stand up.
The two were not much better. The monkey lost a tooth and Sanyan'er's shoulder was broken. Although they could rebuild it when they regained a little strength, it was conceivable that they could fight in such a miserable way. I don't know how intense those ten minutes could be.
However, as intense as it was just now, they are now so embarrassed. The three of them couldn't move at all and could only lie there doing photosynthesis. But even so, they looked extremely happy and kept lying there. Then review the gains and losses of the game just now.
Sometimes he talks about Nezha's dirty tricks, sometimes he talks about Three Eyes' Dead Hands, sometimes he talks about monkeys being clueless, and in a trance, he is back to the time when no one would accept it, just do it!
It's just that age is not forgiving, Monkey's golden hair also has a few gray hairs, Nezha is no longer a tender lotus root boy, and Sanyaner has gone through hardships at a glance. If they didn't have special physiques, they would be eight years old now. It was already the third year of high school in Chengdu, so they were lying down, but in the end they could only call their common apprentice Zhang Xu to take them back.
Zhang Xu borrowed a cart from a local fellow's house and dragged the three old comrades back. They were staggering on the mountain road. I don't know if they thought he was going to drag the three people on the cart out. Buried.
Xuxu is an honest man. If it were anyone else, he would have been too lazy to pay attention to these three nonsense. Eighty-mile mountain road... Even if he has the blessing of two demon gods, he can't move because of the three people in the car. The old man who called him had to stop and slowly walk towards the village.
But when they were on the road, the three brothers confessed a lot to Xu Xu as if they were confessing their last words.
"We are no longer what we used to be. The future era should belong to you. Being late is not because you have no ability, but because you really have no spirit." Sanyan said: "After all, you are no longer young."
The monkey lay there and didn't say anything. He just muttered repeatedly: "I want to go back to Huaguo Mountain..."
And even Nezha, who has always been adventurous, also said: "Actually, when I look back, I realize that sometimes fighting back and forth is actually not interesting."
At this time, Xu Xu turned around: "Aren't you going to die?"
"Oh, that's not the case. You'll be fine after a good night's sleep. I just suddenly wanted to understand something. Leifa Tianlong is right, but you can't look back to the past. If this land really needs heroes, you guys are like this Young people are the most suitable. Which words and how to say it?"
Nezha answered: "Thai pants!"
"That's not it. Don't play around."
Nezha thought for a while and then said: "We are actually a little behind the times. There is really nothing we can do. We still have to rely on you in the future."
Hearing what Sanyan'er and Nezha said, Xu Xu almost cried: "I can't do it, I'm stupid."
"No matter how stupid you are, how can you be stupider than that monkey? He's not even a human being."
"I am Monkey King, the Monkey King!" the monkey shouted there.
"Come on, I get it, you are the Monkey King, the Monkey King." Nezha looked up at the starry sky: "You heard what the sister told us just now. He wants us to be heroes again, but really It’s so difficult, I don’t know where to start. You know we can only do damage, from destroying buildings to disrupting order, but nothing else.”
"I can also beg for alms. Old man, your grandpa asked if you still have some vegetarian food at home for my master and apprentice to eat?"
"That's called robbing." Nezha shouted as loud as he could: "Don't teach your disciples blindly!"
Xuxu was silent for a moment: "But I don't know what to do."
"It's okay, you can learn."
A few people were chatting, and it was already late at night. Although they almost agreed to come back in disguise, facing this new era, the three heroes in the past seemed a little confused. They stood at the top of the mountain forest and moved forward. Even looking back, there is no answer.
In the past, they had a clear goal to break something and resist something, but now even if they regroup, they just go back to their old business. But now in the new era, what they need is not destruction but creation.
As it happens, none of these three are good at creating.
"Don't worry, your three masters will all be your strong backers." Yang Jian chuckled: "I told Chen Xiang the same thing back then."
"Ah, you are stupid. Call Chenxiang. I really don't know what the outcome will be between that kid and this kid." Nezha smacked his mouth: "Since you said you were going to join the game, why not First, pull out the head. But I can’t do it. I’m not very popular, and there’s no one else except my good-for-nothing dad.”
"Forget it, every time I see you two father and son, I'm afraid that you two will fight."
"Then why do you think he usually holds a tower?"
The monkey seemed to have thought of something: "Huh? Xiaoxu, do you want the monkey or not?"
"don't want……"
Xu Xu shook his head hurriedly: "I'm crazy, what do I want a monkey to do..."
The monkey pondered for a long time. After all, he couldn't think of any proud descendants that he could call upon. All that could appear in his mind were his monkey descendants. But if he really got some monkeys, it would be a bit messed up. .
"There are so many female monsters on your road, why don't you know how to get one for Xu Xu?" Nezha scolded the monkey: "Go and get him a wife."
Monkey remained silent because his reputation in the demon world was so bad. Although he was obviously a big monster, he eventually betrayed the demon clan and went to the upper three realms. This betrayal also completely ruined his reputation in the demon world, but in exchange for He is a vain and vain fighting Buddha.
"Ah! I do have a candidate." Nezha suddenly remembered: "I once had a relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and there was a boy under him who had a good relationship with me."
"Isn't that the red boy!"
"Hey..." Nezha looked back at the monkey and said, "Yeah, I forgot that you and Red Boy are mortal enemies."
Yang Jian finally spoke again at this moment: "Stop joking around and think of some serious ways to help him. Although our master is incompetent, he is still a master after all, so you should stop fooling around. "
(End of chapter)
