A good story follows the same process no matter where it is: departure, suffering and return home. The more glorious the departure, the more painful the suffering, and the duller the return, the more people like the story. It is called in the West. For the Odyssey, the East is called Journey to the West.
"Today I have the honor to interview the protagonist of Journey to the West, Liu Er... Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Sun Wukong is a guest in the live broadcast room. Monkey King, as your fans, we have always been curious about what was going on in your heart when you walked on the road to the West. What are your real thoughts? After all, you are so unruly."
"Um...ah...this..." Monkey became a little shy when facing the camera of his mobile phone. He scratched his head and scratched his head anxiously. Finally, after thinking for a while, he said: "Grandpa wanted to kill that monk with a stick and then Go back to Huaguo Mountain and continue to be my mountain king."
"Okay, that's enough, next one." Yingshan turned the phone in front of Nezha and almost slapped it in his face: "If the core of rock and roll and punk is resistance and unyielding, it is the relationship between people and society. The resistance of the mainstream and adult world is their desire to break through all constraints, so I think you must be the number one rock king in the world. What would you do if the same thing happens again?"
"Strike his tendons, peel off his skin, boil him in boiling water and dry him in the sun to use as a blanket."
"Okay, that's enough for you. You're too fucking CULT."
Finally, he turned the phone to Sanyan'er, but Sanyan'er refused to be interviewed. He pushed Yingsha away with his hand and walked directly to Qing Lingzi. He said with a cold face: "What are you doing here again? Humiliate us?"
Qing Lingzi folded his arms and turned his head to look at the river and green mountains not far away. He seemed to have no intention of paying attention to Yang Jian, and his attitude obviously aroused Yang Jian's dissatisfaction. He was about to step forward to question but was hit by Ying. He stopped him and said, "It's not him, it's not him, it's me."
Sanyaner looked Yingshang up and down: "You? Are you looking for me?"
"Da Lingzi, you go back first, you have a weird atmosphere here." Yingsha shouted to Qing Lingzi: "You go back first and leave this matter to me."
After getting Qing Lingzi back, the atmosphere really got better. Natuo even invited Yingsha to go swimming. Yingsha said it was okay if he didn't bring a swimsuit, but Natuo said it was popular here to go naked.
"Is this man really the Third Prince of Nezha?"
"It's guaranteed to be fake." San Yan'er glanced at Nezha sideways: "It's just that something is a little abnormal now."
"Well... that's a bit." After Yingsha finished speaking, he looked around: "Why don't you go to a quiet place, I have something to discuss with you."
The three gods of war looked at each other, but they did not refuse. The three of them were the kind of people who disdained playing tricks. There was no reason why heroes and heroines would not dare to go to an appointment.
So they took Yingsha to an old house on the mountain. There was no electricity in the house, and there was a young man who looked stupid and was meditating there.
They obviously didn't boil the water, so they just gave Ying a bottle of mineral water.
After sitting down, Yingsha started to get excited. He first showed off the tricks he used to fool Qing Lingzi.
"The world needs heroes, and you are the best heroes. I don't want anything else, I just don't want the children to mention it twenty years from now and only know about Iron Man, Hulk, Flash, and Batman, but not Upheaval in Heaven. I don’t know about Nezha causing trouble in the sea or Erlang saving his mother. We obviously have superheroes among superheroes, but they are always shrouded in the shadow of others. Is this appropriate? Supporting justice and seeing injustice on the road are the first things we put forward. !”
Who doesn’t like to hear good things? It doesn’t matter whether it’s a seven or eight-year-old Mao Yazi or an old monkey who is thousands of years old. Ying Sham’s simple words can successfully set the monkey on fire. This does not mean that he is easy to deceive. , but this monkey always has fire in his heart. Even RT-Mart's fish-cutting knife can't cool down the hot blood in his body.
"Big hero~"
Yang Jian muttered something softly, then smiled and shook his head: "There are no great heroes, they are just a few ordinary people struggling on the line of life and death."
Nezha also echoed: "Our current state of desolation is a joke to others. Why should we read it as heroic writing?"
"Chi Mu." Erlang Shen is more educated after all.
When the monkey was told this, he actually felt a little sad. The excited Ma Liu sat on the chair, put one hand on his head and looked at the clouds in the sky. His eyes were wandering, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Maybe Maybe he is recalling the thousands of troops or the magnificent events in the past.
Yingsha saw them all starting to feel depressed, but suddenly laughed: "Then we can take another route, the redemption route. I don't know if the world needs you, but our children really need you. I don't I hope what they are talking about are just aliens wearing fake leather sheaths, not small animals with cat heads and dog faces. You can lose faith, but at least you have to support their faith, right?"
The monkey was obviously getting agitated. He kept scratching his face and grinning, which looked a bit scary.
The other two didn't speak for a long time, they just sat there with their eyelids lowered, wondering what they were thinking.
But one thing is certain, Nezha must have inadvertently thought of that stormy and thunderous night, when he exchanged his own life for the lives of the entire Chentangguan people with fatalistic despair.
And what about monkeys? The monkey may think that in the past many years, he accidentally walked by the storyteller's stall and lowered his head when he said the sentence "The Monkey King, the Monkey King, is transformed into black iron, has flaming eyes, melts stone into armor, and wears flames into a robe." The excited shouts of children.
As for Sanyan'er, this guy is more complicated. I can't guess what he will be thinking, but it should be about the same.
They were all heroes once, and heroes have the pride of heroes. Even though they are no longer as glorious as they used to be, their pride will never fade away.
I have to say that Ying Sha is good at mobilizing the atmosphere. After he incited his emotions to the peak, he slapped the table and said: "Why can't you become legends again? I think you can! You have never admitted defeat your whole life, how can you accept your fate now?" What? There are still many people whose dreams need to be kept by you. Every year there will be movies and cartoons about you. Everyone is waiting for you to come back!"
"Click"
With a crisp sound, the corner of the stone table was crushed directly by Sanyan, who looked the calmest, and a golden line slowly appeared on his forehead...
"I'll come back to you in a few days."
At this time, Yingsha immediately chose to leave and left these three people here, without even giving them a chance to think too much.
The blood of the three of them was already boiling hot, but...at this moment, their hearts were full of helplessness, because the world was different, and they were not the same people they used to be.
"Forget it, we don't even have any weapons."
Nezha stood up and smiled bitterly: "Let's cook and eat egg pancakes tonight."
"Egg pancake, egg pancake, egg pancake again." The monkey also mumbled and stood up and left.
Only Sanyan'er sat there without saying a word, with a deep expression.
After Ying smashed back, the first thing he did was contact Brother Zhang: "I can use the warehouse."
Brother Zhang was taking Little Potato to participate in a local festival at a rural gathering in the German countryside. The two of them were having a great time. When he heard Ying Sang's request, Brother Zhang didn't even ask about the purpose: "You can use it, it's more Get rid of some things, there are too many things in there.”
"I know, I know."
Ying Shang returned to Chang'an Lane. At this time, the small restaurant was not open early in the morning. Xu Wei, the new thunder dragon, was helping Sister Gou stew pork ribs in the backyard. Sister Gou was soaking in the hot spring and enjoying her leisure time in her rare human form. .
When there was a noise outside, Sister Gou sniffed and immediately pulled a bath towel from the side and wrapped it around her body. The next moment she saw Ying Shang rushing in.
He raised his hand: "Hey, take a shower."
Sister Dog looked him up and down and frowned: "Where have you been!"
"I've been chatting with your ex-boyfriend for a while, and you can smell this? That's awesome, you have a dog nose."
Sister Gou stared at him without saying a word for a long time, but Yingsha didn't say much nonsense: "I don't have time to explain to you now. I will talk to you after I finish the business. Disciple, come and open the warehouse door."
"coming."
Xu Wei walked out from behind, holding the key to Brother Zhang's warehouse: "What's wrong? What happened?"
"Big deal!" Yingsha laughed: "Anyway, if you know about it, you will definitely jump up with joy."
After saying that, he opened the warehouse and walked in, and then began to rummage through the vast amount of things. It was like turning on the modifier to change the inventory, because apart from Brother Zhang, there will be various situations in the multiverse. In some universes, monkeys turned to stone again, in some universes Nezha died long ago in Chentangguan, in some universes Yang Jian was suppressed forever... and in some universes, they were directly destroyed for various reasons.
And those weird things from the destroyed worlds will appear in this warehouse. Firstly, this is to satisfy Brother Zhang’s collecting habit. Secondly, because this is Universe Zero, a certain amount of reserves are needed to repair other worlds. Changes in the world line caused by some abnormal means.
So there are 113,700 golden hoops in the warehouse alone. It’s not a big problem to gather all the equipment for these guys. Although Ying Shang doesn’t know how to restore their abilities, but goddamn it The golden monkeys rely on their clothes. How can they improve their confidence with equipment?
However, although there is equipment, Brother Zhang, who is a liar, has been wandering around and not doing much tidying up during this period, so Yingsha has been working in it in order to get enough equipment for their gang. One day, the lights dim at night. Only then did he pack everything.
To be honest, if it weren't for the various weird Qiankun bags in Brother Zhang's warehouse, Ying Shang wouldn't even be able to hold these things.
"Have some fried rice noodles."
After Yingsha was done, he went back to the front and sat on the counter and shouted to his apprentice. Then when the neighbors saw him, they all came up to say something: "Hey, isn't this a dragon? Why is he still a bitch?" My body, have you made the man happy and don’t want to change back?”
"Other men are more happy than me, right? Today I'm going to show you what it means to be a bully."
"Don't talk nonsense to me." Ying Shang clapped his hands: "Just you little Karami, you are talking to me in this three-acre area, believe it or not, I will slap you all away."
His angry look not only did not scare others, but instead made people feel a different kind of aura. There were a lot of those evil beasts whistling and booing, and some even encouraged others to touch his butt.
"I can't tell you to come together."
Because Brother Zhang will still come back every now and then to preside over various anniversaries in Chang'an Lane, and everyone also supports the Holy Master to go outside to find a little bit of his own life, so there are not many people asking where Brother Zhang is going, but some have not been there for a long time. Only those who came back or those who had just joined would ask, but they were merciless when teasing Yingsha. After all, many of them had watched Yingsha grow up and become women.
"By the way, do you know where there is a better dog? The kind that has been practicing for hundreds of years."
Yingsha took a sip of beer and then turned around and asked, "Are you there? It's serious business."
"What? You want to steal a dog?" The next wolf demon raised his head: "I advise you not to mess around. The demon circle is not a place outside the law."
"It's you!"
Ying hit him and grabbed his arm: "Er Lang Shen is short of a dog right now. I think you are good."
"I am a wolf!!! Steppe wolf!!!"
"Almost, you learn a foreign language, bark a few times and you're done."
After Yingsha finished speaking, he was about to drag him out, but at this moment, a white shadow came out, and with a high-lifting kick, Yingsha nailed him to the wall, and the wolf demon was almost dragged away by him. As soon as he saw it, he immediately rushed forward and hugged Sister Dog's legs: "Boss...he stole the dog!"
After a while, Yingsha was dragged back by Sister Gou: "What's the matter with you?"
"What else can happen? Find a replacement for your ex-boyfriend, what? Are you feeling sour?"
Ying Shang's mouth was always hurtful, and one sentence silenced Sister Gou. After a long time, she said: "Go find Nian Nian and Xiao She, and send Boss Gou over. This is also an opportunity for Boss Gou. It is an ordinary dog after all, and it will be difficult for him to live longer without a chance."
"Hey, this is great! I'll go right away."
Although Yingsha seems to be unreliable, his ability to do things is still good. Although he often fails to succeed and fails, he has basically not missed the general direction in some things.
After listening to Sister Gou and looking around for Nian Nian and Little Snake, Little Snake readily agreed, because she didn't want her dog boss to leave early, and if she could follow Erlang Shen, it was a blessing. Big good thing.
However, it was a little more difficult to deal with it every year. Only by coaxing Kejiu and promising to give her a set of Bubble Mart was she able to settle this difficult beast.
Early the next morning, Yingshao appeared in front of the wild and rebellious trio with a Qiankun bag full of weapons and the dog boss in his arms. He first put the dog boss down, and then took out the Qiankun bag: "Dear viewers, Don’t blink, it’s time to witness the miracle.”
