Checking accounts has always been a headache. Now that the budget has been overrun, Xiangu, as the captain, must check it carefully, so he started to check the accounts with Brother Zhang.
But when I checked left and right, I found that the money didn't match up, because less than half of the money on the account was used, almost only more than 30%, and the remaining 70% went nowhere. appear on the books.
So he and Brother Zhang turned their heads to look at Jiang Piaozhou, who was playing short videos on his mobile phone with his head lowered. Jiang Piaozhou felt the gaze and raised his head blankly: "Huh?"
"Where's the money?" Fairy Girl turned to him and asked, "Brother Zhang's accounts don't match up. Aren't you purchasing? Where's the money?"
"Oh! I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me."
As Jiang Piaozhou said, he mysteriously took out a small box from his backpack. When he opened the box, he found four beautifully packaged small boxes. When he opened the small box, he found a round ball wrapped in a layer of gold foil paper. When he opened the box, he found it. A layer of gold foil, with a wax pill inside. However, when he got here, he did not continue to open it. Instead, he said with a serious face: "These four pills are elixirs refined by an elder who has a relationship with my master. It is said that these are the pills." It took him twelve years to refine four pieces of human flesh and white bones that could bring the dead to life. There were forty-nine pieces in one furnace. I took four of them. Originally, he said that if he put this one on the market, it would cost even a hundred. Wandu couldn't buy it, but because of my relationship with him, he sold me one for twenty-five thousand. I said there were four people in our team, so he had no choice but to give up four of them."
When he spoke, he even felt like offering a treasure, and his eyes were so sincere that people couldn't look directly at him. According to ordinary people, he, Jiang Muzhou, was a swordsman. He would definitely not lie or deceive, but everyone probably knew a little bit about the market. The sound of flesh and bones of the living dead was somewhat exaggerated, so everyone became suspicious of these four elixirs.
Seeing their expressions, Jiang Muzhou quickly explained: "It's true, it's true. He has a very high moral character and I can't compare with him."
Brother Zhang stretched out his hand towards him, and Jiang Muzhou quickly took one to him. When the elixir was in his hand, Brother Zhang began to pick at the wax seal outside. Jiang Muzhou quickly reminded: "It's useless if you don't eat it within an hour after opening it. Yes, but if you eat it without injury, it will damage the meridians."
Brother Zhang raised his eyes and looked at him, then continued to pick at the wax skin, and soon a brown pill appeared in his hand. He wiped some of it on his head and put it under his nose to smell it, and then again He raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Muzhou, then broke off a small piece and put it to his mouth, licked it, and finally put the small piece into his mouth.
Jiang Muzhou looked at Brother Zhang nervously throughout the whole process, fearing that he would eat something bad, but Brother Zhang not only ate it himself, but also handed the elixir to Xiangu for him to eat. Xiangu also broke some of it without suspecting him. Mouth, then pass it around one by one, and everyone gets a small piece.
"This elixir?" After chewing it for a while, the fairy asked with a strange expression: "Why does it taste so familiar?"
"Fruit peel!" Little Potato was the first to shout: "I like to eat it the most."
Hey, when she said this, everyone realized, isn't this the taste of hawthorn cake? At best, this thing has some tangerine peel added to it, and the quality is roughly equivalent to the hawthorn sold in a May Day package at the entrance of the elementary school. Cake, maybe not as delicious as that one, that thing is quite sweet, this one is purely sour.
"I..." Jiang Muzhou hesitated for a moment: "Have you been fooled?"
The other people didn't say anything, but they all looked at him with expressions like "I'll give you a look and you'll understand." Jiang Muzhou's face turned red all of a sudden.
He is a young master who specializes in aloof persona. He originally wanted to use his network resources to get some benefits for everyone, but in the end, the elixir worth 25,000 favors turned into a hawthorn cake with four pills and one piece less than 2.5 yuan.
His face was slapped hard at that time, which made this cool handsome guy feel so embarrassed!
"He asked me to pay the courier fee on delivery!"
Jiang Muzhou slammed the table and yelled with despair in his voice. With his expression like this, he could only tell how desperate he was.
"No, I'll go find him."
At this time, the fairy girl stepped forward and stopped him: "Let's go together. This money fraud has defrauded us, so that won't work."
"Beat him, beat him!" Xiaodou was also filled with indignation: "Make him spit out the money!"
The group got into the car angrily, and then Jiang Muzhou made the positioning while Brother Zhang was responsible for the teleportation. They arrived at their destination almost instantly.
This uncle's elder was located in a Taoist temple in Changbai Mountain. When they arrived here, they found that the place had long been deserted. The dilapidated Taoist temple had already collapsed, leaving only a few bare walls. And Laojunxiang, who has half his head left, looks as dilapidated as Lanruo Temple from the outside.
"He ran away a long time ago, right?"
When the fairy girl walked in and explored around, she clapped her hands and said, "It has been empty for at least five years. I saw that the perennial herbaceous plant inside has grown five or six knots."
"Ah? You also know perennial herbs..." Little Potato said in surprise.
"Brother, I am a serious college student who graduated from the Agricultural College!" Fairy Girl became anxious at that time: "I'm from 985!"
Xiaotuo chuckled: "I didn't even go to elementary school..."
Brother Zhang shrugged: "I am in the second grade of junior high school."
Jiang Muzhou smiled sheepishly at the side: "I have a master's degree..."
Everyone squirted. He was a swordsman who always spoke in a half-literate manner. He was even dressed in an old-fashioned way. Everyone always thought that he was the kind of person who grew up in the sect and never read any books. He's the type who relies on his master's teachings, but who knew he was actually a master when he opened his mouth, focusing on a contrasting cuteness?
"I am... a graduate student at the School of Physical Science and Technology, NPU..."
"Then you are even more unforgivable. You are so well-educated and you are so deceived."
Jiang Muzhou waved his arms: "Okay, okay, don't say anything..."
"Do you still remember where the express delivery came from?" Brother Zhang stepped forward and asked, "We can chase it from here."
Jiang Muzhou shook his head blankly: "If not, I will make up for it myself from my salary."
"Is this a matter of funds?" Xiangu pointed at Brother Zhang: "Is Brother Zhang short of money? Asking him for money is an insult to him, but this is not the case."
Brother Zhang was stunned and blinked a few times: "Huh? No, I'm quite stingy too. I'm short of money."
"Anyway, we must find that liar today." Xiangu put her hands on her hips and said, "If other colleagues know about this, the entire system will laugh at us for three years. What happened to the top combat team? People have been defrauded of money, and they only have tendons but no brains. From now on, don’t call them A-level teams, just call them Team Li Kui.”
Seeing him vividly describing the faces of his colleagues, Xiaodou laughed so much that he started to tremble beside him. Even the most unsmiling Jiang Zhouzhou covered his mouth and trembled with laughter. He was quite angry at first, but was suddenly shocked. The fairy girl became very happy.
But he was the captain, and he said he had to find the liar and start working on it.
Asked Jiang Muzhou how they contacted him at that time, Jiang Muzhou said that he used vx to contact him, but he really didn't know that this uncle had left here. He always thought that the elder still lived in this Taoist temple.
Fortunately, because of their relationship with vx, they took advantage of their positions to ask the technical department of their unit to help them locate this liar uncle. The technical department agreed immediately, but it took about three days.
"Why does it take so long!? Your technical department sucks?"
The fairy scolded her harshly, but the technical department was full of veterans, and everyone was familiar with it, so the boss of the technical department said to the fairy with a broad spectrum: "You idiot, you want to locate him." , then you need to add him as a friend first, then chat with him after getting married, and finally, it’s about online dating.”
"Hold the grass...Is this the job of the technical department? What the hell..."
"I don't understand. The most advanced technologies often use the most primitive methods."
After hanging up the phone, Xiangu looked blankly at her teammates around her and smiled...
"Can it really succeed?"
"What can we do? Just wait a few days."
They continued to work around, eat and drink the same every day, and Fairy Gu made up for all the money they lost. After waiting for three days, the technical department actually called them.
"The location has been sent to you. Stop scolding our people."
The boss of the technical department sent the location to the fairy. The fairy asked how they found it. The answer was concise and concise: add friends, chat, online dating, and show up.
"You must learn this skill!" Xian Gu muttered when she opened the positioning: "This is much easier to use than high technology."
But he wants to learn, but the technical department won't share it, saying that this is one of the abilities that their department needs to survive. If they are asked to learn one thing from another, then wouldn't they be in vain?
After hanging up the phone, they were about to rush to catch the liar. When they were in the car, Xiaodou said to Xiangu: "Wait a minute, why don't we look at that liar's cell phone? We will know how the technical department chats." .”
"right!"
The address of this old liar was in the city, in a community in Dalian City. When they arrived at the place, they saw the words divination, yin and yang reconciliation, difficult and complicated diseases, and pregnancy.
Not to mention, in this small place, which is very similar to the old Chinese medicine poster posted on the telephone pole, there are actually many people queuing up outside, including young couples and bald middle-aged people.
They didn't care about that and rushed in without even showing their IDs. Because Jiang Muzhou was a bit uncomfortable showing up, he waited alone in the car.
After Xiangu and the three of them rushed in, the old liar was taking someone's pulse. Looking at his childlike face and rosy face, in fact, this guy really has something, because you can clearly see the surge around his body. The Qi of Qi, and the strength and stock of Qi are quite a lot, it is definitely stronger than Jiang Yao Yao. Yao Yao is right about this, but they have a human-shaped power bank, and the spiritual power in Xiao Tudou's body is almost over the top. .
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"Take it."
The fairy girl gave an order, and Xiaotuo jumped over. However, the old man was not a fuel-efficient lamp. He instinctively threw his clothes to block Xiaotuo's sight. He immediately used the escape technique to run away, but the escape technique was used. Halfway through, a hand suddenly grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him to the ground.
He looked back and found Brother Zhang standing there smiling at him. At this time, Xiaodudou also came up and held the old man down: "Liar! Pay back the money!"
At this time, the people waiting outside had already dispersed. Seeing that his business was gone, the old man let out an ouch and said, "Little friends, I don't understand what you are talking about."
At this time, the little Taoist priest concentrated his Taoist power on his face and wiped it hard. Then he saw that the old man's beard had fallen off, his hair had turned black, and the wrinkles on his face had smoothed out. He looked like he was in his thirties or forties. .
"Haha, he is indeed a liar."
"What kind of liar are you? I can't understand what you are saying..."
At this time, Fairy Girl stepped forward and picked up his phone: "Unlock it!"
The liar immediately panicked: "You can't help it... If you do this, I will call the police."
At this moment, Xiangu slapped her ID on his face. When he saw it clearly, his expression suddenly changed, and he cursed and unlocked his phone in despair.
Then the more he looked at Xiangu's expression, the weirder it became. In the end, he just turned into an old man looking at his phone on the subway. He clicked his tongue a few times and then turned off the phone. Then he said to Xiaotuo: "Take it away, take it away."
Before the liar could react, he had already been taken away. After getting into the car, he immediately recognized Jiang Muzhou, and the two of them were talking about it. It was about the one hundred thousand yuan. , while the three of them stood outside the car waiting.
"Boss, boss, have you seen what the technical department did?"
The fairy girl couldn't help but rubbed Little Tudou's head: "Be good, children don't listen to this."
"My twenty-five is called twenty-six!" Xiao Tudou looked unyielding and energetic: "If I hadn't practiced cultivation, my eldest son would be almost ten years old in our country!"
The fairy smiled dryly and hesitated for a long time before speaking out.
The technical department is really talented. These idiots come up and add a female account as their friends. Then they scold you. You know, just find a random name and scold them, such as "Zhang Lei, you are a scumbag, you can't be nice." Death".
Then I had to go back and say, "I'm not Zhang Lei. You got the wrong person."
The technical department then started to say: Impossible, you are definitely Zhang Lei, you are a scumbag and a liar, do you dare to accept my video?
Then the two parties videotaped for a minute, and finally the technical department began to apologize. After the apology, he complained, and then in the middle of the complaint, he suddenly said that he wanted to take revenge on "Zhang Lei" and asked the liar if he wanted to see the approval...
And just like that, in less than two days, this liar not only made tens of thousands of dollars for the technical department, but he also just came close to telling them the color of tea seeds.
"My mother..." The little Taoist priest shrank his neck: "It's so disgusting."
Brother Zhang frowned and asked, "Did you really read it?"
"Isn't that true?" Fairy Girl put her hands on her hips and said, "Hey, no matter how high-end the liar is, he can't stand up to the ultimate skill of sincerity."
"Is this the technical department? Why does it feel like a telecommunications fraud to me..." Brother Zhang pondered for a moment and then said, "No one checked them?"
