"Nonsense."
While Nezha was telling Zhang Xu the secrets from thousands of years ago, Mr. Yang finally spoke. He raised his head and drank a glass of wine. The expression on his face gradually softened a little: "He only said part of it." That's right. The Twelve Spirits are indeed sent to the Holy Lord of the Human World by various forces. One is to help the human race develop and ease its relationship with the human world. The other is to use the Twelve Spirits to influence the direction of the human race. So basically ten There are different forces behind the two spirits, such as Bai Ze, the demon master in the Mountain and Sea Realm, Wen Zhong, Lao Jun from the Nine Heavens Thunder Department, etc., but my dog is not what he said."
"Then you should tell me. Anyway, I only listen to the gossip from Heaven and others, and no one talks about you."
Yang Erlang raised two fingers: "This needs to be divided into two parts. The first part is that my dog is sent to the lower world, and the second part is that my dog takes the blame for me."
After saying this, Nezha and Zhang Xu became excited, and Yang Erlang continued: "Zhang Xu, you may not know that the heaven you call is actually the heaven you think of. We generally don't call it that, because the upper three realms There is a big difference from the Heavenly Court. When the appointment was made, Xiaotian was not the first choice. Later, because I didn’t have a good relationship with them there at the time, she was sent down to the lower realm.”
"Ah, it's true. Sanyan'er is a difficult person to get along with. Not many people in the upper echelons like him. He is the Jade Emperor's most unjust nephew."
San Yan'er glanced at Nezha: "There's nothing to say about this part, but my dog didn't want to go down to the lower realm. I was also impatient at the time. I couldn't reason with the boss several times, so I went down to the lower realm to look for the dog, and then naturally there was a conflict. . Later, I teamed up with my dog to injure the chickens, cattle and sheep of the twelve spirits, killed the horses, and took my dog with me to return to the Holy Lord in the human world."
"Wow..." Nezha's eyes widened and shone brightly: "Let me tell you, this is my Sanyan'er brother."
"Then what?" Zhang Xu was also curious: "What happened next?"
"Later, I took my dog back to my own dojo, but you also know that this matter obviously cannot be let go. Not to mention that the Holy Lord in the world is not willing to let me go, even if I kill and wound the twelve spirits behind Even the people who refused me refused. In fact, if it was just the Holy Lord of the Human World and I who refused, I wouldn’t care about those bullshit, but I really can’t fight against the entire upper three realms.”
When Yang Erlang said this, he took a big sip of wine and sighed: "Do you know why I made friends with that dead monkey? It's because, like him, I also had my pipa bones locked and my golden body broken. , knowing his grievance and unwillingness. At that time, my uncle came to me and said that if I would bow my head and admit my mistake, he would find a way to settle the matter. But I refused to bow my head, and in the end I had no choice but to be sent to the execution ground. .”
"I have heard of it, but I don't know who it is. I didn't expect it to be you. Brother Yan'er." Nezha blinked and said, "At that time, there were rumors in heaven that someone had committed an unpardonable crime. , will be taken away to death. I was still thinking that it was that stinky monkey again, but I didn’t expect it to be you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes."
Yang Jian smiled bitterly when he heard this: "Then, in order to save me, my dog approached the Holy Master at that time and said that she was willing to spend her whole life atone for her sins and permanently give up her godhood in exchange for my life. Then she also stole three elixirs from Lao Jun and gave them to me. We gave it to the three spirits injured by us, and the dead horse was from Kunlun, so she went to beg the Queen Mother of the West, but she was kicked out of the palace by the Queen Mother of the West. The meaning of the Queen Mother of the West was that I must die."
"This Queen Mother of the West is so fierce..." Zhang Xu exclaimed, "Then what?"
"Then she went to Nuwa Empress again and wanted to ask her to use the art of creation to recreate a horse to ride on flowers. Nuwa Empress also refused. Nuwa Empress was not in harmony with the Holy Lord in the world, so she refused to save her. . So my dog gave up all his cultivation and went to Houtu Empress in exchange for a fortune elixir. She used this fortune elixir to create a horse and a flower, so among the twelve spirits, she was the only one who could not maintain it for a long time. Human form.”
"Later I was forgiven and pardoned. But I still felt unhappy. I tried to bring her back from the lower world several times, but she avoided seeing her every time. I thought she had betrayed me, so I swore a poisonous oath. I have nothing to do with her anymore. Later, I was restricted by the upper three realms and the lower realms. Until now, I have been the type who is strictly controlled. As you saw just now, that is the contemporary Holy Lord. I have no grudge against him, but I In the same lineage as the Holy Lord..."
Zhang Xu suddenly realized after hearing this: "Master Yang is here to save the dog, but what about Master Li? Why are you also restricted from the lower realm?"
"Peel the dragon's tendons and eat the dragon's meat."
Zhang Xu gave him a thumbs up: "Niubi. What about Master Sun?"
"He, he is a monkey. What doesn't he do? According to rumors, Calabash Baby was born between him and the Seven Fairies. I thought that if this is the case, not letting him go down to the lower world is probably to protect him. Otherwise, let Leopard If I hit my head, I could really tear him apart." Nezha arranged the monkey carelessly, and then suddenly asked: "Oh, that's not right, Sanyan'er, you haven't said these things before, how do you know? of?"
Yang Jian's eyelids drooped: "I only found out after this trip to the lower world. She came to me once before and asked me to save a dog. Then she attracted Ma Tinghua. I chatted with Ma Tinghua, and then I knew That’s what’s going on here.”
"That's really sad to say, he's the only animal spirit that can't stay in human form for a long time." Nezha sighed, and then suddenly slapped his thigh: "You guys said, I'm going to get him some dragon meat to eat and then some dragons. Would it be better to stew pork trotters with tendons?"
"Bring it on!" Yang Jian glared at him fiercely: "Don't make such messy things."
At this moment, Nezha's phone rang. He picked it up and found that it was the dead monkey. After picking it up, Nezha said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this my aunt's good baby? What happened?" ?”
"What are you doing?"
"Where is the meal? The Holy Lord of the World is treating us."
"Eat, eat, eat. I'm as big as your mother. Hurry up and gather at the same place. There's something big going on."
Nezha was happy to be scolded like this: "You are stupid, there are so many old places, but which old place are you talking about?"
"Hmm~~~~" Monkey was also silent: "Then... then... Athlon Internet Cafe!"
"See if the place you chose is promising!"
But Monkey, it's already amazing to think of Athlon Internet Cafe. It's already amazing that he didn't give the entire Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, otherwise they would have to buy tickets to enter.
Even though their power is forbidden, they are not much stronger than ordinary people, and it doesn't take much time to get to a place. When they passed by, Monkey was jumping over the tower to kill three heroes on the opposite side in a 1v3. There was a group of people around him watching him play games. He was using Monkey inside, and he was so unpredictable that he was known as the best monkey in the world.
"Damn monkey, why did you ask us to come?"
Nezha shouted the monkey back, and he looked back: "Finish the game."
After that, he went on a rampage without any nonsense, took a group of vegetables from home and went straight to Huanglong, finishing the battle in minutes. Then he pointed to several machines next to him: "Turn on the machines first, I will go to a hotel room later. "
"You asked us to come here to stay with you, right?"
The monkey clicked to call the network administrator, bought four bottles of drinks, and then bought grilled sausages for the three of them and roasted corn for himself. After everyone had eaten and drank, the monkey said: "There is a big event. "
"What's the big deal?"
"I heard from my aunt that the New Conferred Gods are not limited to categories, and anyone who participates will have a chance. He asked us to find a better place to seek refuge, and then slowly find a way to regain our strength, and finally be able to join the New Conferred Gods in one fell swoop Become famous.”
"I said monkey." Yang Jian ate the grilled sausage, called monkey and then was silent for a moment: "We are all serious people, why do we still need to participate in the new gods?"
The monkey turned his head and gave him a resentful look, which made Nezha laugh out loud: "I know, we have it, but we don't have the dead monkey. The dead monkey's official title is to fight against the Buddha, but Lingshan has closed down. .”
"I don't want to be that bullshit fighting Buddha if I don't go bankrupt." Monkey bared his teeth and said, "So I just want to take advantage of this opportunity..."
"Okay." Nezha leaned back on the e-sports chair: "It's not impossible to play with your brother, but our current level may not be enough for people."
The monkey took out a box of pills from his pocket without even looking back: "My aunt gave it to me. She said that if you take one pill, you can fully recover in ten minutes."
"Are you willing to share this kind of treasure?"
"Hmph, I am the Monkey King of the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower and Fruit Mountain. I have acted with integrity all my life. How can a rich second generation like you understand this?"
"Ouch, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..." Nezha clicked his tongue: "I wonder if a certain monkey's mind is too broad. I didn't know who it was at the beginning..."
"Do you want it? Don't give it back to me."
Upon hearing this, Nezha quickly grabbed the thing in his hand: "No, how can I not want it? This thing is so cool."
Apart from anything else, even Yang Jian became curious: "Is it really possible?"
"Go try it."
Nezha got up and was about to test the firepower, but was stopped by Yang Jian. He looked at the small bottle of medicine in his hand, pursed his lips and thought for a moment before saying: "The monkey brought it, then let the monkey try it, don't Come one by one, there isn’t much stuff and we can’t waste it.”
Although Nezha was quite disappointed, Yang Jian had said so, so it was better to let the monkey try it.
The three of them and Zhang Xu, the oil bottle, went to a deserted corner of the surrounding area. The monkey poured out a precious pill from the bottle, put it in his hand, raised his head and glanced around: "Then I'll take it. "
"Eat quickly, I'm not asking you to eat chili peppers." Nezha shouted.
"What's the joke?" Yang Jian asked curiously.
Nezha pointed at the monkey: "The monkey eats chili peppers, and its upper and lower ends are red."
"Hahahahaha... red butt, right?"
Zhang Xu understood and laughed loudly. The monkey came up and kicked him on the butt: "No big or small!"
After saying that, he raised his head and swallowed the pill in one gulp, and then Yang Jian and Nezha immediately surrounded him: "How are you? Do you feel any change?"
"No……"
But just after the monkey finished speaking, he suddenly opened his big mouth and let out a sound of "the apes on both sides of the bank can't hold back their cries." Then his body expanded rapidly, his limbs gradually became slender, and his eyes slowly became sharp, and his eyes There is a golden light shining in it. Then the muscles on his body attached to his bones inch by inch, making him look thinner but stronger. His joints became thicker with the sound of Kakaka, and his original black hair became thicker. And it was getting longer and longer visible to the naked eye, and then golden hair mixed with scarlet grew all over his body.
At this moment, the monkey tilted his head, and the clothes on his body gradually burned. The fire on his body turned into a radiant golden chainmail. The cloak behind him moved automatically without wind, like a red cloud, and the purple gold on his head The quivering long beard on the crown makes this monkey look extremely powerful.
Then he took out the Ruyi golden hoop from his ear. The usually thick black iron rod exuded a fierce aura as if it had seen the light of day again. There were two golden hoops at both ends, and a section of black iron with stars in the middle. On the layout, there is a line of words engraved next to the hoop that reads "Ruyi golden hoop, weighing 13,500 kilograms." There are dense patterns and dragon patterns and phoenix seals, which look luxurious and heroic.
Compared with the usual monkeys, the current monkey is not only handsome, but his aura is as high as an eight-story building. The unruly and unruly nature of his body can be seen from his eyes. He is cold and ruthless. With integrity.
"Great Sage!" Nezha looked up at the monkey. His eyes suddenly became wet, and he took a step forward: "It has been a thousand years since we last said goodbye."
The golden cudgel in the monkey's hand whined, and when he swung it, it was filled with great force. The wind of the stick brought up the dust and debris around him, making it fascinating.
Finally, he fell from mid-air, and the stick hit the ground lightly, making even the earth tremble.
Zhang Xu's eyes widened at the side, because unlike other gods, this monkey is the childhood patron saint of children all over the country. His appearance immediately makes him feel full of security, and he wants to go up and touch the monkey's penis. Thick stick.
"Master Sun, let me touch it! Let me touch it!"
Zhang Xu rushed forward and stroked the golden cudgel, then raised his head stupidly and smiled: "Just now, children all over the country can envy me to death. The light in their hearts is Ultraman, but the light in my heart has always been monkey elder brother……"
"Ouch, oh, oh, oh... I've always been Brother Monkey. How come my Hot Wheels little Nezha isn't bright enough?" Nezha pursed his lips and started to look weird, just like Aliga Domei Yangyang Sang.
The monkey stretched out his hand to lift his cloak and took a long breath. The cloak unfolded and floated into the air with a roar. The moonlight completely merged him with the night and turned him into a picture that could make people's blood boil.
"We can make a team and call it Ten Minute Heroes." Nezha sighed with his hands on his hips.
At this time, not far away, Empress Shiji saluted Brother Zhang: "Thank you, Your Majesty. That child has not been so happy for a long time."
Brother Zhang dug around in the bag for a while, took out about two hundred kilograms of pills and handed them to Empress Shiji: "I'll give it to you only if you ask for it. Don't give it to me. I'm afraid they'll cause trouble down there."
"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I..." Empress Shiji weighed it with her hands: "So many!"
"Eat slowly." Brother Zhang looked at his watch: "Mother, I will leave first."
