"You damn kid!"
Empress Shiji poked the monkey on the head hard, which made the monkey feel embarrassed and helpless. I think of him as a human being, he first stepped on the sea and then reached the sky, climbed up to the poor green and fell into the underworld, with a proud body and a pair of iron arms. He had eaten the elixir of the Sanqing Dynasty, stolen the flat peach of the Queen Mother, been burned by real fire, and was also struck by the divine thunder. After a while, even if he was suppressed for five hundred years, he would still emerge as the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King of Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Monkey King, Monkey King, Monkey King of Monkey King. He is unruly and never bows his head. He would rather kill fish at RT-Mart than go to any old friend to ask for a better life.
But now, he was shouted "dead child".
"Why can't you learn? We are monsters, and monsters are monsters. Can you get good results if you hang out with those things?"
"Fruit? What fruit?"
Hearing the stinky monkey's joke, Empress Shiji stamped her foot, stared and said, "Don't fool around in front of my aunt!"
"Aunt~~Those are all buddies."
"It's not like they are brothers. They have never looked down on us demon spirits. Even if they don't say it, they feel they are superior to us in their hearts. I have seen too many of them."
Facing Empress Shiji's reprimand, Monkey couldn't say anything. He could only lower his head and keep saying "Yes, yes," but if he could listen, he wouldn't be Xun Wukong.
"Aunt~~What should I do with this thing?"
The monkey kicked the ascetic boat lying next to him. The octagonal monster next to him immediately bared his teeth at him. The monkey rolled his eyes: "Little goblin, do you dare to grin at grandpa? If you dare to make a fuss again, grandpa will pull out all your teeth." !”
The octagonal monster was also a bully and fearful of evil. Being frightened by the monkey's revealed true form, it rolled and crawled behind the ascetic boat, only daring to reveal a pair of compound eyes on its forehead to peek furtively.
"Okay, don't bother with such dirty things." Empress Shiji also disliked the Octagonal Monster: "Auntie asked you, have you heard about the new god?"
"What kind of deity? What kind of deity?"
Upon hearing this, Empress Shi Ji knew that this silly monkey didn't know the situation, so she asked him to sit down: "Back then, you failed to catch up with the ceremony of conferring gods, and in the end, only Bima Wen fell behind. This opportunity You can’t miss it anymore, find someone from my family and go there, maybe even my aunt will follow you to enjoy the blessing."
"I have defected to many families, and no one has a good ending. Hmph, if you ask me, I might as well just be an idle monkey in a free world, drinking dew when I'm thirsty and eating grasshoppers when I'm hungry."
Empress Shiji slapped the table in anger: "Why are you so hopeless? What a great opportunity now, once in a lifetime. Your aunt lost her life in exchange for Yue Youxingjun's broken inheritance. You have to take advantage of the opportunity to seize it." If you take the title of True King, that's the best thing you can do. I don't care if you don't want to accept your victorious Buddha."
"What kind of Bodhisattva or Buddha, let alone a true king? I want to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Who cares about those empty names?"
"You bastard!" Empress Shiji was furious: "It's been so many years, why haven't you grown up at all?"
The monkey was a little angry as he sat there. He thought that he had gone through many hardships, but in the end he failed to do well. In the end, even though he became a fighting and conquering Buddha, he was not happy at all. Not to mention that he repeatedly destroyed the Buddha and led to the destruction of Lingshan. When he, the deputy director of the marketing department, came back from a business trip, his company was bankrupt. Just saying that he was nothing in the world. The wandering elf eats food and chants Buddha's name every day, which is simply a waste of his monkey nature. If he can't eat or live, he really can't live, so he has long given up those thoughts over the years, and just plans to live a good life as a stinky monkey.
"Aunt~~ Don't you look at what I am now? I can only carry the weight of a stick, 13,500 kilograms, and only weigh six tons. Any car on the street has four wheels in front and eight wheels in back. I can pull more than twenty golden hoops." The monkey even became a little frustrated as he said it: "It's not that I don't want to, it's just that I really can't."
After hearing what Monkey said, Empress Shiji felt a little sorry. She stepped forward and asked curiously: "Is there any way to recover?"
The monkey shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, I'm just a little stronger than ordinary people."
When he said this, the monkey didn't intend to talk about this topic anymore. He just continued to talk about the ascetic boat on the ground: "You can bring this thing here for whatever purpose, and you are not afraid of getting yourself into trouble."
"What trouble can I cause? Is there any trouble in the world that I'm afraid of?"
Seeing that Empress Shiji didn't seem to know what was going on, the monkey smiled and stepped forward to roughly describe the situation after the Ascetic Boat was injured. Although the monkey didn't know that Qing Lingzi had left his two hands after he left. A little friend was beaten to the ground, but he knew that Ku Qingzhou had offended someone very much and was beaten like that.
As for why he is an extraordinary person, monkeys are not stupid. A person from the age of gods can be beaten like this now, and he can figure it out without using his brain and just using his cecum.
After listening to the monkey's description, Empress Shiji's expression became solemn, and the best way to deal with it now is to rescue the ascetic boat and ask questions.
I have to praise Empress Shiji for her wonderful brain circuit. The monkey hesitated several times, but finally did not say anything. After all, this cheap aunt of mine has taken good care of herself for many years, so let him, the monkey who jumped out of the stone, He can somewhat feel the warmth of home. In his heart, the status of this aunt is the same as or even higher than that of his master. So even if his aunt's mind is a little clearer, she can do whatever she wants. The most important thing is to accompany her. So what if she breaks Ling Xiao again.
But obviously Ku Xing Zhou’s injury is not easy to cure, who are you kidding... The wounds caused by Chi You’s Demonic Blade cannot be easily cured even if the demonic energy is removed from them, but Empress Shi Ji is stronger after all. Today He must be cured.
As for the little octagonal monster, that thing is considered a ferocious monster in the human world, but now it is a gouba in the three realms. Not to mention Empress Shiji, even the monkey with seven layers of debuffs didn't take it seriously. .
At the same time, Brother Zhang had already eaten. Sitting opposite Brother Zhang was Erlang Zhenjun, with Zhang Xu on the left and Nezha on the right. The atmosphere was very subtle, but Zhang Xu didn't understand anything.
Nezha is no longer the super naughty kid he used to be. His sharp edges have been smoothed out over the years in Heaven. Although he is still the darkest after being cut open, at least on the surface this middle-aged Nezha is extremely smooth.
He was pouring wine for Brother Zhang and chatting with him about anecdotes about the Three Realms. He tried every possible means to please all kinds of charming people, but there were only four words between the lines - give it to me.
On the other hand, this guy Yang Jian is a top-notch tough guy. From the beginning to the present, he has always had a face that is neither a face nor a nose.
"You don't have to hate me so much. It's you who likes to cause trouble. When we signed the agreement, I did treat you all as Category B and A. But the problem is that you have to say it with your own conscience. Every time you go to the lower world for so many years, you are Isn’t something going to happen?”
Brother Zhang said very frankly. He had wanted to have a good chat with this guy for a long time, but it seemed that the chat was not very successful this time. Yang Jian's attitude was still not very good. After all, in addition to the previous grudges, there were more The content about Ichijo Qinglingzi knocking them over, everyone is shameless, and they are all respectable people, but now they are being bullied like little chickens, which to be honest I can't bear.
"Actually, the seal I gave you is not a fixed seal."
When Brother Zhang said this, Yang Jian finally had some reaction, and Nezha pricked up his ears and started to listen. Brother Zhang just smiled and said, "You will know when the time comes."
After saying that, he got up and left, paying for Nezha and the others along the way.
When Nezha saw him leaving, he let out a sigh of relief, grabbed a handful of peanuts and rubbed them into his mouth: "Damn, I'm so nervous in front of him."
Zhang Xu, who had been confused throughout the whole process, asked: "Two masters, who is he? Why don't you feel that your expressions are natural?"
Nezha glanced at her three times, then cleared his throat: "Children, don't ask so many questions."
To say that this man with three eyes is sincere, he raised his head slightly, glanced at Zhang Xu and said, "He is the supreme one."
"ah?"
Zhang Xu was stunned for a moment: "He is the 'him' you often call him?"
"Yeah." Nezha nodded mysteriously: "It has to be a three-eyed one. You are scornful at him. It's really because he has always had a good temper. If he changes to a grumpy one, he will give it to you directly. Catch him and throw him into reincarnation. You love dogs so much, and the underworld will work overtime to turn you into a wild dog."
When Sanyaner heard this, he slapped Kuaizi on the table: "Don't say anything if you don't know how to speak!"
Zhang Xu now turned into a curious baby, leaned over and asked with a smile: "Master Li, why do you feel that Master Yang... doesn't have a good relationship with him?"
"If someone robbed your dog, you wouldn't like him. Hey... forget it, Sanyan'er won't tell you, so I'll tell you. What's going on..." Nezha said this. , glanced at her three times: "Can I say no? If I can't, I won't say it."
Yang Jian waved his hand and just let him go.
"The story begins with King Wu's defeat of Zhou. We generally believe that King Zhou was the last human emperor. After him, there will only be the Son of Heaven in the world, and the Son of Heaven, as you know, is the one who is ordered by Heaven. Here First of all, it involves the relationship between human rights and heaven-given rights. And it was during this period that the world's capable people and strangers neither became gods nor immortals nor split the earth and became princes. What did they do? A civil organization, its specific name is not important, but it shares the same name, the Holy Lord.”
"Ah, Holy Lord! I have heard of it."
"Well, the Holy Lord's lineage was just to protect the purity of the human world at the beginning, and professionally fought against the heavenly world for three thousand years, you know."
Zhang Xu blinked: "Can you beat me?"
"You underestimate the world's heroes too much." Nezha laughed heartily: "The one who defeated us in a 1v3 group just now was a member of the Holy Lord's lineage. And we call such a powerful person Earth Immortal. I have read Journey to the West. Well, Zhen Yuanzi has heard about it, I’ll beat up your Monkey Master... Well, the guy who just beat us up, Zhen Yuanzi should call him senior brother when he sees it."
"Hiss~~~" Zhang Xu took a breath: "Then what?"
"The human race has established its own civilization circle step by step in their struggle. At this time, I went to the Three Realms and saw that it was incredible. How could there be so many people in the human world all of a sudden? If I don't intervene, I can't control it."
"After that, the upper three realms and the human realm launched a... well, in today's terms, it was a culture war. The contention of a hundred schools of thought that we saw later was the sequelae of this culture war. I don't care about the good or bad for the time being. It was because of the cultural war between the two sides at that time that the human world found its own route. What is that? You can be the emperor and the emperor, but if the people think you are not good, then they will be in the Holy Lord line. Under his leadership, the emperor was overthrown and made his mother-in-law emperor his son." When Nezha said this, he couldn't help but slap his thigh: "This group of people is really powerful, and they are not far behind in the fight with the Three Realms. And By the late Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, this situation had intensified, and it was not uncommon for someone to ascend the throne today and step down the next.”
"Yes, yes, it was really chaotic at that time."
"Then both sides saw that it was impossible to continue like this. The top needed resources from the human world, and the bottom needed the reproduction of the human race. No one would be able to make a profit if this situation continued. So they summoned people from the upper three realms and the mountains and seas to sit together and have a meeting. meeting."
Yang Jian knocked on the table: "Discuss the Tao."
"Yes, let's talk about Tao." Nezha patted his mouth and said, "Look at my bad mouth. I'm just not as educated as my brother Sanyan'er."
After he finished speaking, he glanced three times before continuing: "The result of the meeting is that the upper three realms will no longer interfere with the human world, but the human world must also be controlled, so every force will send a Two people are responsible for supervision, but who to send is a big problem. If you go to the enemy camp as supervisors, can you still have your juice?"
"Yeah... indeed."
"Finally, I came up with a particularly cool idea, which is to send the twelve zodiac animals down. Each animal is responsible for a technology such as industry, agriculture, animal husbandry, etc., and they are responsible for spreading these technologies to the human world. For example, the Twelve Spirits The rat was passed down to all the people to weave cloth and shoes, and the dragon was passed down to all the people in the four calendars of heaven, earth, sun and moon to obtain the twenty-four solar terms, etc. Later, people praised it and it became a tradition that has been passed down to this day. In fact, it is very awesome. If you don’t believe it, go back and look at you. If you look at the perpetual calendar, you will find that the twenty-four solar terms in the past are almost exactly the same as now, which brings great convenience to farming and nomadic people.”
Zhang Xu blinked his eyes, listening with relish: "Then what."
"Then?" Nezha laughed loudly: "The Xiaotian Dog is on the list of dispatches... No, Sanyan'er has hated the Holy Lord of the World all the way up to now."
