"They're all recruited."
The criminal at hz put a piece of information on the table and said to the hemorrhoid ointment with a smile: "Thank you very much this time, otherwise this ointment will probably have to be applied all the time. Who would have thought that this person is so ruthless? , we have compiled the confessions into a book and used them as typical cases and held a seminar."
"We are all our own people. There is no need to be polite. Just treat me to a meal." Hemorrhoid Cream stretched out his hand and shook hands with his comrade: "I don't want anything else."
"Oh, but I really can't include you in the report. Please bear with me. The terms above have not been changed yet, and occultism cannot be used as a basis for closure."
"That's okay. Unsung heroes are actually quite inspiring. Besides, we don't do this just to gain fame." Hemorrhoid Cream said with a smile: "Just tell us where to treat the guests tonight and that's it."
"That's for sure, you will definitely be indispensable for this drink. The big eucalyptus of more than 30 years has been broken. This is really recorded in the history of criminal investigation." The boss of Criminal J sighed, and then suddenly raised his head and asked: " Why did those two comrades put a bunch of keys and a bunch of hair on the table yesterday, and Li Shengli did it? Is there any mystery behind it?"
Hemorrhoid Cream chuckled: "Some things need a carrier if they want to move. They can't walk very far, so they need someone to help them."
Boss Xingj raised his eyebrows: "You mean..."
"I can't say more, you are a materialist warrior."
This incident soon became the talk of the streets. The criminal caught this time can be called the most terrifying and crazy gangster in history. His arrest slowly revealed the dusty past. People gradually learned the truth of the matter and how desperate and cruel the scenes were.
In the next few days, at the request of the local base, Brother Zhang and the others stayed in hz as consultants for a few days as a senior team. Firstly, they imparted some experience in facing special problems to colleagues here, and secondly, they provided experience to the local jc department. Explain how to deal with supernatural problems.
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However, the work of being a teacher is mainly done by Hemorrhoid Cream. The other three people just go shopping and eat. They regard this as relaxation after completing the task. As for Hemorrhoid Cream and the base, they are allowed to play for a few days. I came here to relieve the emotional pressure on Brother Zhang and Xiangu. After all, it is difficult for anyone to guarantee that they will not develop psychological and mental problems after experiencing such a scene. Secondly, it is the requirement of the hz base.
Because the sub-base here and Brother Zhang's sub-base belong to the East China Region, they belong to brother units. Even though the hz base is set up in a big city, this place is stationed by Secret Service personnel. , so the manpower here in the company is not as good as other places. The key is that the manpower is insufficient but the work tasks are not easy at all. After all, special events are also based on the proportion of the population. The overloaded work caused the four members of the previous senior team to Three of them have resigned, and now there is no senior team in such a large hz branch.
So what hz means here is to temporarily keep Brother Zhang and his ace team, use the hemorrhoid cream as instructors to train new people, and then arrange the remaining person from the original hz base senior team to join the new ace team in the new city.
"That's strange to say."
In the hot summer, Brother Zhang, Xiangu and the little Taoist priest were sitting on a bench by the West Lake, feeling the heat wave. The three of them wore hats and ate ice cream, crossing their legs and watching the tourists coming and going around them.
"What's weird?" The little Taoist priest turned his head and looked at the fairy: "Isn't the ice cream delicious?"
"No." Xiangu pointed to Brother Zhang next to her: "My brother Zhang doesn't seem to like to talk much."
"Well, yes!" The little Taoist priest nodded repeatedly: "It seems that he doesn't like to talk much."
Brother Zhang turned his head and glanced at them both: "I'm quite ignorant, and I don't know what to say..."
"Then let's read the Secret Magic Daily." Xiangu took out her mobile phone and started reading: "Oh, a large-scale secret magic war occurred in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. The specific situation is unknown. The word secret magic war is used. It is estimated that the scene is really big. Yes, I guess it’s a land grab, but that’s too exaggerated.”
After saying that, he showed his phone to Brother Zhang and the little Taoist priest. The picture on it was of a huge pothole. This pothole was actually in the center of Phnom Penh, and next to it was a photo taken some time ago. , inside is a very gorgeous manor and a very luxurious building complex. If it were not in Phnom Penh, people would think it might be the Bangkok Royal Palace.
But now there is only a huge pit with a depth of 170 meters, and other things have disappeared. The article also explained that this huge pit was born overnight, and it did not even affect the shops that were only across the road. No one knows how it was born, and no one knows what time it appeared. Anyway, when they woke up early the next morning, they saw that the manor was gone, and groundwater was emerging from the deep pit.
"This is so strong." The little Taoist priest exclaimed, "I can't do it."
"Don't underestimate the heroes of the world." Xian Gu said after flipping through the message below: "Some people below said that this is not necessarily a secret war, maybe it is simply a powerful person who directly ransacked their homes. Brother Zhang, what do you think? "
"Yes." Brother Zhang nodded: "Yes, this move should be called Pudu Cihang, and it is one of Lingshan Guanyin's unique skills."
"Wow, you are so knowledgeable!" The little Taoist priest looked at Brother Zhang with bright eyes: "You know everything."
Brother Zhang just smiled: "They are just useless things."
After that, they sat for a while, and then returned to the temporary residence to rest. While eating dinner, they all received the news that the captain of their team was temporarily replaced by Xiangu, and Hemorrhoid Cream was officially transferred to the deputy director of the hz branch. Their team will welcome a new member tomorrow.
"The boss is gone, and so is the hemorrhoid ointment. Alas..." Xiangu came to Brother Zhang's place to play with her food and playing cards and the little Taoist priest. When she saw the news of the transfer, she couldn't help but sigh: "I was just a gangster." Zi, I’m fine now, I’m a captain.”
"This is a good thing." Brother Zhang was sitting on the sofa choosing a movie: "This shows that our team's promotion speed is very fast."
"By the way, have you heard? There is also an elite team from the North China Region. The most powerful one among them is also named Jin, the same as our Xiao Jin. Oh, Xiao Jin, can't she be your senior sister?"
"No way." Xiao Jin said while wiping his greasy hands with a napkin: "My master is my only disciple, there is no one else."
"That's really weird."
"My junior sister." Brother Zhang suddenly smiled and said, "Jin Xin, right."
Fairy Aunt looked at Brother Zhang in surprise: "No way...why aren't you two brothers and sisters assigned to the same group?"
"I don't know either, but I made a bet with her to see who gets promoted first."
"Then you may lose. They completed three large tasks in three days. With this efficiency, it is estimated that it will not take long for them to be promoted to supervisor, then to the regional director, then to the deputy director of the headquarters, and finally to the director of the headquarters. Finally, the headquarters High-level."
Brother Zhang scratched his head: "Then when will we have a new mission?"
Fairy Girl shook her head: "You think it's the Adventure Hall in the game that accepts quests? We are an elite group. We are not needed for ordinary quests. The ones that can be released are rare quests, and we have to wait."
Brother Zhang said oh, leaned on the sofa and stopped talking. It was not until the little Taoist priest asked him to get up to eat that he finally came to life.
Regarding the fact that there is no mission, Xiangu actually doesn't care. After all, for him, having no mission is the best news. On the one hand, he himself is relatively confused, and on the other hand, the lack of high-level missions means peace in the world. As for the little Taoist priest, it doesn't matter. If she can subjugate demons, she can do so. If she can't, it doesn't matter. It's the happiest thing to eat and play all day long.
The only one who is a little anxious is probably Brother Zhang, because the gambling contract with Miss Jin is still there. Men must be somewhat competitive. Although winning or losing is not that important, Brother Zhang still hopes that he can win. Win, after all, I still want the old face...
"Brother Zhang, don't worry. We will have new teammates tomorrow. Generally speaking, in order to speed up the team's integration, new people will be given priority when joining the team. Even if it is cross-regional, it is possible. You can join the team. There won’t be a high-level cross-region mission in the next two days.”
"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded: "Okay."
In the morning of the next day, they were called to the service office of the base. Hemorrhoid cream was now responsible for this area. He saw his former comrades sitting in the office and smiled helplessly: "There is no way. La, I don’t have any plans from above.”
The fairy lady sat down in his seat unceremoniously: "Then, deputy director Gao Gao, what are your orders from now on?"
"You are not disgusting, look at your weird look." Hemorrhoid Cream said with a look of disgust on his face: "I don't dare to give you orders. When the new team members come, you will get to know each other, and then the old rules will be followed. Come on, I’ll go over the briefing this afternoon and arrange new tasks for you.”
"Look, it's different when there are people above." Xiangu glanced at Brother Zhang: "What did I say? This mission is coming."
Brother Zhang was also laughing next to him, but the little Taoist priest raised his hand and shouted: "I want to go to a fun and delicious place!"
"Okay, okay, try your best to make arrangements."
About ten minutes later, their new teammate arrived. This person had frost attributes as soon as he appeared. It felt like the temperature in the room dropped several degrees. He stood quietly in front of everyone and introduced himself almost coldly: "My name is Jiang Muzhou. I am a loser. Please give me some advice."
When everyone saw his appearance, they were suddenly confused about this guy's position, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. However, the procedures that should be followed still had to be followed. The three people in the original group came forward one by one to introduce themselves, and then made an appointment. Let's have lunch together.
"No need, just call me when you have a mission. If you have nothing else to do, I'll leave first."
After saying this, Jiang Muzhou left, and he left... He didn't even give the new deputy supervisor face, and left with a cold face.
"This person is so annoying." The little Taoist priest pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly: "How can there be such a person?"
Fairy Girl crossed her arms and sneered: "Hemorrhoid Cream, is this the new guy you arranged for us? I think I know why his previous team collapsed."
Hemorrhoid Cream was also furious, because the brothers in a team are really closer than a family, because in times of danger, everyone needs to back each other up. He can be as quiet as Brother Zhang, You can also talk rubbish every day like the fairy girl, but you must not make sarcastic remarks. Otherwise, who can rest assured to entrust their safety in the hands of such a person?
So Hemorrhoid Cream made a direct call to his superior. On the phone, he got into an argument with someone, and even said that he would rather not be the deputy director than have such a person harm his team.
But the superiors seemed determined to arrange for Jiang Muzhou to come in. In the end, they didn't even explain it and just asked them to obey the order.
"Okay, okay, obey the order." Fairy Girl snorted coldly: "Just obey, don't blame me if you die."
Brother Zhang shrugged indifferently, stepped forward and patted the fairy: "Don't be emotional."
"Brother, I'm not as well-educated as you. I'm just a rough person. When I meet someone like this who scorns me in front of me, I don't care about hemorrhoid cream even if I don't swear."
"That's right!" The little Taoist priest nodded hurriedly beside him: "I don't like him."
Brother Zhang shook his head helplessly and walked up to chat with Hemorrhoid Cream alone: "Does he have any qualifications or anything like that?"
"Yes." Hemorrhoid Cream said with a hint of guilt: "I'm sorry, brothers, I couldn't help you solve this matter."
"It's not your fault." Fairy Girl said angrily, "It's just that this is so disgusting."
However, although this Jiang Muzhou was embarrassed by others when they first met, his abilities were still good. In all aspects, his statistics were not much different from those of the little Taoist priest. You must know that the little Taoist priest can sleep with his Dharma image on.
Based on further research, I found out that the original disbandment of hz’s elite team was really related to this Jiang Muzhou. He even said that he didn’t need to team up with others, he was fully capable of doing everything by himself. Task.
"It turns out he's crazy. I thought he was sick."
After learning about this, the fairy girl had a disdainful smile on her face: "Okay, I want to see what he is capable of. Let's not take action on the task this afternoon and let him solve it alone."
"Don't be arrogant." Hemorrhoid Ointment comforted him: "Just go through the normal process. I will discuss the rest when the time comes."
"That's not possible. I am the team leader now. It doesn't matter if he disobeys me, but I have to be responsible for my sister and Brother Zhang, right? I can't let them suffer with such a freak. Who can explain what happened?"
Hemorrhoid Ointment sighed: "Okay, you can look at it yourself, I will communicate with other districts."
Speaking of this, the fairy girl immediately understood and showed a shocked expression: "Digging, it can't be that kind of task..."
Hemorrhoid Cream had a solemn expression, then turned his head to look at Xiangu: "If something goes wrong, save him as soon as possible. We are just teaching him a lesson, not killing him."
