Nian Nian is extremely fierce. This is what Brother Zhang is forcing her to ask. If it were anyone else, she would probably start cannibalizing now.
This cannibal is not an adjective but a verb-object phrase.
And falling in love with Nian Nian is definitely not possible now. Firstly, Nian Nian is only thirteen years old now and is in his early childhood. Secondly, because falling in love inevitably leads to conflicts, it is normal to quarrel and quarrel.
If it were anyone else, the quarrel would have only affected the study, but the quarrel with Nian Nian might have affected the social order, because she is a ferocious beast. You know, it’s her who celebrates the New Year, and it’s her who celebrates the New Year’s Eve. You can imagine how ferocious she must be. The adult Nian beast is the top ferocious beast in the world of mountains and seas, and is almost invincible in the human world. But even if the juvenile Nian beast eats a person and plays with it, if she loses her mind after a quarrel, the matter will be serious, and it is impossible for Xiao Zhang to monitor her 24 hours a day.
Therefore, even if the demon clan allows intermarriage with humans, it will definitely not be included in every year.
But that's the problem. How can a girl not be good at cherishing youth? This little brat has grown up in the human world every year, so naturally it won't be special, so falling in love is normal.
"Then do you know that if you lose control, your little boyfriend will die? When you wake up, how will you face yourself?"
Brother Zhang sat there and taught Nian Nian seriously, while Nian Nian sat there with his head lowered and shedding tears, looking extremely aggrieved.
"You are a Nian beast, not a human. Even if I can make you completely human, I can't do it until you are eighteen years old and can make your own choice. Do you understand what I mean?"
Brother Zhang is rarely so fierce, but there is really nothing he can do, the little bastard is too much of a headache. It's not impossible for him to turn Nian Nian into a human, but the cost of becoming a human is too high. Compared to creatures like Nian Nian who are almost at the top of the world pyramid, becoming a human is actually equivalent to turning a person into a human. When you become a chicken, your abilities and lifespan are directly reduced. In theory, there is no reason to turn into a human every year.
Therefore, the limit given to her by Brother Zhang is eighteen years old. She has her own right to choose when she is eighteen years old in the human world. This allows her to choose to stay in the Nian beast form or become a human.
It's definitely not possible now. It's unacceptable for the immature little Nian beast to become a human because of a love that is destined to be fruitless.
"Are you going shopping with him tomorrow?"
After Brother Zhang asked, Nian Nian remained silent. It was obvious that he couldn't bear to see her like that.
"say!"
As Brother Zhang shouted, Nian Nian shivered, obviously frightened. At this time, on the glass door of the backyard, the faces of Xu Wei and the two waiters were squeezed and deformed. There is also a big yellow on Xu Wei's head, which looks like a sneaky dog.
She refused to speak every year and just cried louder and louder. Some people thought she had been beaten. At this time, the dog sister slowly stood up from the nest and squatted in front of them. The dog boss also It poked its head out from a short distance away. Looking at Nian Nian, it silently retracted its head, not daring to come forward at all.
Sister Gou watched for a while, then suddenly transformed into a human form, tiptoed back to the room, picked up the phone she hadn't used for a long time, and secretly sent messages to both Jin Mei and Zhang Yao. ….
"What's going on here?"
Jin Mei rushed over immediately. Seeing Nian Nian's appearance and Xiao Zhang's expression, she immediately stepped forward and hugged Nian Nian: "What did she do?"
"Ask her yourself."
At this time, Zhang Yao also hurried over without even changing into her work clothes. When she saw them, she immediately knew that they must have been caught in love every year and were being punished.
"Okay, you go and take a rest first."
Zhang Yao quickly stepped forward and pushed Brother Zhang, then coaxed and coaxed him into the front hall.
After he left, Jin Mei curiously asked about the situation. Zhang Yao roughly told the story. Jin Mei scratched her head. Although she didn't say a word, it could be seen from her wise eyes at the moment, She also knew nothing about this matter.
"Huh?" Jin Mei made a sound like her soul was thinking.
"Huh?" Zhang Yao said there was something hard to understand about this.
"Huh?" Jin Mei felt that this was really incomprehensible.
"Ah?" Zhang Yao said, is there anything incomprehensible about this?
At this point, Zhang Yao discovered that it seems to have become a law that the higher the ability of these people, the lower the emotional intelligence. Those stories about the Emperor of Heaven descending to earth just to find an average-looking girl to fall in love with would never fucking happen in reality.
They are great at fighting, but when it comes to dating, they are like a group of mentally retarded people. The reason why Brother Zhang is angry is that he cannibalizes people every year, which affects her normal life, while the reason why Jin Mei is confused is because she just eats a few people, so what's the big deal.
But whether they are angry or confused, the reasons are ridiculous. The problem here is not at all whether to eat people or not, okay? It's about falling in love, it's a matter of early love. Solving puppy love will naturally solve the problem of cannibalism. If we don’t solve puppy love, today there will be a boy with an electric car and tomorrow there will be a bicycle prince. After eating a cub, there will be future generations. Children and grandchildren are infinitely valuable, so to solve this problem, the core It is to let Nian Nian resolve his longing for the opposite sex and emotional curiosity.
In the final analysis, isn't this because Brother Zhang didn't solve the sex education problem for her when she was younger? What's there to be confused about?
Oh...yes, Brother Zhang himself has not solved this problem. He expects a desireless person to teach sex education classes to his children. Isn't this like asking a woman who has been divorced 18 times to become an expert on emotional topics on the radio.
Zhang Yao suddenly felt a headache at this moment. She wanted to open her mouth but had no way to say anything, because she was not talented and she herself had no relevant content. She was abandoned by her family and exiled because of her yin and yang eyes since she was a child. She became a genius inventor at the age of fourteen. He became a top figure in his field at the age of nine, independently founded his own application laboratory at the age of twenty-four, and led the world in the field of esoteric science at the age of thirty. There is really no romance here. Although everyone knows that she has a crush on Uncle Zhang next door, the problem is that crushing is not experience, and she can't tell anyone.
Looking back at the group of three people and one cat behind the glass door, Dahuang...has nothing to say, just out of sheer stupidity and sadness. The remaining few, Xu Wei, was deceived by online dating at the age of 22 and was almost cut into pieces and sacrificed to heaven. Since then, she has been binding spirits in this three-quarter acre of land. From the time she appeared in the small restaurant to now, the farthest place is It is impossible to fall in love when I go back to my hometown to deal with my grandmother's funeral, not even in this life. ….
Moon God Xiaohei is good-looking, elegant but miserable. He has lived for so many years, but he is a well-known **** god in their system. Listen to this title - **** god. All love experiences come from reading female pornographic books. They are all strange books like "Woman, don't you like the scenery? I have contracted a hundred thousand acres of orchard for you."
Coral Moon, who claims to be a charming vixen who confuses thousands of boys, has never dared to talk to people of the opposite sex she doesn’t know. She was expelled from the country for stealing the tribute of the clan leader. The congenital stupid king Huangpizi Liuliyue’s My younger sister looks harmless and naturally weak, but she likes to watch sadomasochism and perverted love. Her favorite is a perverted movie in which the first male turns the second male into a mattress and masturbates on the mattress every night, and even I became a VIP member of a perverted website on the Internet, and I could watch all the perverted underground movies for free. I didn’t even know how to use the radio, so I taught myself Japanese in order to watch perverted movies.
These people must not be able to count on it, but it is so sad to see that every year is crying, and if it is not handled well, today every year may be beaten by Brother Zhang, and girls really get beaten when they reach the rebellious stage. That’s not nice to look at or easy to say.
But staring at the ignorant Jin Mei like this is no solution. Zhang Yao sits there and thinks hard, just thinking about how to solve this emotional problem every year.
Zhang Yao was a genius inventor. Her mind worked very fast and her inspiration came very strongly. Suddenly, without any warning, a person, a woman, appeared in her mind. This person is none other than Miss Succubus, who calls herself the Little Meal Bag Fairy. She doesn’t have any dick skills, but she is really talented at playing with men. She has dealt with men ranging from a thousand to eight hundred since she was a child. Find her to do it. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to be a teacher every year?
Fortunately, Zhang Yao left her phone number when she was playing at the farm a few days ago. Isn't it just useful now? So she quickly
I called Miss Succubus, but at this moment, Miss Succubus was already tired and collapsed on the bed, and she was a little confused when she answered the phone.
After learning about Zhang Yao's appeal, Miss Succubus was very helpless and regretful. She said that she had to sell her products during this period and couldn't get away. Zhang Yao immediately said after hearing this: "Well, you can take some time off to teach." Teach your children, I will help you promote your product and ensure it will gain popularity quickly.”
Although Miss Succubus somewhat distrusted her, after all, Nian Nian was the little princess of the Zhang family, so she couldn't refuse too much, so she reluctantly agreed. From this day on, all buyers who ask Zhang Yao to buy arms on the black market will be forced to sell twenty boxes of cookies and bread. Although the buyers are confused, in the millions and tens of millions In the transaction, they didn't care too much about something worth hundreds of dollars... And Miss Succubus's buns were quietly pushed to the four oceans and five continents, and some of the buyers bought them There are so many, and there is a container of bread when one shipment is delivered. Therefore, many underground organizations will distribute benefits to their subordinates in the next few months or even years. Most of them will be various small biscuits and meal packages. Some organizations will receive bread every month. The scene is no different from the domestic guild handing out benefits during festivals. ….
But I really didn’t expect that because of this move, Miss Succubus’s small meal bags quickly opened up the European and American markets in just a few months and became one of the best-selling brands.
But now Miss Succubus still doesn't know that she is about to become the king of small meal kits. The next day, he came here with the pain of unsold small meal kits and met Zhang Yao.
She and Zhang Yao first understood the situation, and then when she heard that she might be beaten every year, Miss Succubus was shocked: "Huh? Will he also lose his temper? I thought he wouldn't be angry."
"Now go over and try to slap him."
"Am I sick?"
Zhang Yao pulled her to sit down, and then gave a general description of Nian Nian's problems to Miss Succubus. After listening to this, Miss Succubus didn't think there was anything wrong. Instead, she looked normal: "This is too normal. Girls are like this when they reach this age. If they don’t have a particularly strong heart, they will be easily attracted.”
"A strong heart?"
"Well, it's just education since childhood. Look at me, I'm a succubus. My family has taught me since I was a child that men are just our food and nothing else has any effect at all. Don't be emotional towards men, otherwise you will be hurt. , maybe even die." Miss Succubus said softly: "So I have always regarded men as a reserve food. I have been chased by many people since adolescence, but you will definitely not fall in love with Mexican chicken tacos, right? This is concept and education.”
"I don't know if I have ever been chased, maybe I have, but at that time I was addicted to the ocean of applied physics and couldn't extricate myself." Zhang Yao suddenly sighed: "Actually, looking back now, my youth was really a blank."
"It's good to be blank. Women still have to have their own careers. The reason why succubi have been miserable for so many years is because our tribe only serves men as parasites. How many parasites can end well?" The young lady leaned over and curled her lips and said, "Look at you, how many people are envious of your current achievements. If you want, what kind of bad man can you not get?"
"Actually, I'm not interested anymore. How can a man be interested in a mecha?"
"Okay, there's no point in talking about this. Where is the kid? I'm going to teach her how to deal with these brats."
Miss Succubus has ten thousand ways to deal with men. As long as she leaves a little room for Nian Nian, she doesn't have to worry about anything. She chatted with Nian Nian who was in confinement all morning, from the little boy in adolescence to the later one. We chatted with various social eldest brothers and old men, and our annual curiosity was fully satisfied today.
Miss Succubus said that she had more than fifty licking dogs when she was in junior high school, but licking dogs are just dog lickings. Her daily life of worry-free food and clothing is contributed by the licking dogs, which makes her envious every year. . When Nian asked her how she did it, Miss Succubus gave her four words: "hard-hearted".
As long as you master these four words, read articles about scumbag men every day, and seal your heart with cement every day, it will be enough to stand out from the crowd. Ms. Succubus also said, "You don't need to think about people who are covetous of you. They don't care about you."
Only those who are greedy need to try, because only men who are not greedy for you can make you better. When you are good enough, you can slowly pursue the next level."
Although Miss Succubus herself is still a little trash, her words have made the super-advanced monster Nian Nian look up to her as a model, and she has developed an almost blind worship of the little thing in front of her that she eats eight at a time.
In the end, Miss Succubus decided to let Nian Nian give it a try and repair those ignorant little bastards. After hearing this, Nian Nian was eager to give it a try.
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Reading with the Little Shepherd Boy
