All the hustle and bustle seemed to have been suddenly extinguished by a spring rain in the past few days. Everyone began to enter the most ordinary and quiet life. There were no passionate stories and no particularly worrying problems.
Brother Zhang went to class as usual. After work, he returned to the farm and sat in the small yard listening to the rain outside and reading all night. Occasionally, he would turn on the computer and play games for a while. Recently, he felt that he I had a little too much krypton money in my travels, so I decided to let it go for a while and not let myself sink into those weird places.
Miss Succubus is still very busy, running around with Xiao Xiao to promote their products. They are working very hard, because whether it is Miss Succubus or Xiao Xiao, the work they have at hand now represents their In the new year, the business of small meal packages, small cakes and small tea cakes is becoming more and more prosperous day by day under their careful care, and there has even been a trend of shortage of supply. But the price is that the two of them fall asleep when they come back every day, and sometimes they don't even have time to eat. eat.
The great man on the farm is still immersed in his plantation, batch after batch of treasures are being produced by him, and he is indispensable in laboratories and processing plants. This stranger wandering in this world finally has something to offer. I felt a little sense of belonging and satisfaction, but at the same time I was so busy that I almost couldn’t even touch my toes.
Nothing worthy of attention happened to anyone else. Thunder Dragon recently indulged in giving rewards to female anchors. Huang Dieer had a quarrel with him and complained to Huniu. Huniu called to teach him a lesson. He tried to get through Thunder Dragon, but with little success. He still secretly rewards the female anchor every day, losing himself in the shouts of Brother Long.
Qing Lingzi was also very busy. He sold all his overseas assets and laundered them, and then began to invest domestically. Overnight, the all-powerful super team in the world disappeared, but there were many domestic ones. Founded a xx education group. And his identity has completely changed from a fugitive driven out by the twelve spirits to the leader of an education group.
When Mouzi found out about this, he was so angry that he made nineteen phone calls in one night, but he was really helpless because Qing Lingzi's new identity, new persona, and hot money were all reasonable, legal, and compliant with the rules. Warn Mouse, saying that since he has chosen Baidao, he must follow Baidao's rules. If people abide by the rules, there is nothing they can do against him. Unless there is conclusive evidence, Qing Lingzi is now an outstanding person who is devoted to education. Educator Ms.
Of course, Mouse will not give up so easily, but he really can't get away now. He can only watch Qing Lingzi's own school being opened soon, and he may also draw away some of the people he selected. He was a little unwilling, but he had a mission, and he couldn't abandon the work at hand and rush back to play with Qing Lingzi, but there was really no one around him who could entrust him to him.
Brontosaurus? Forget it, he is addicted to the gentle land of the female anchor. And the horse steps on the flower? If he were let back, he might even be in cahoots with Qing Lingzi. After all, for him, the two gold ingots are not superior or inferior, some are just different in weight. Isn't it human nature to choose the heavier one?
As for the immortals and Buddhas all over the sky, they didn't know why, but they all became quiet during this period, like the calm before the storm. Maybe they were all silently planning the route for the new gods, maybe they were all Let’s wait and see what methods they will use after Shanhaijie enters the scene.
There was no follow-up to the disappearance of the demon god. Anyway, they knew that there must be fairy spirits involved, but they didn't know who it was. The other party's methods were very precise and clean, leaving almost no traces of investigation. The only thing they have in common is that when all the demon gods disappeared, it was raining or snowing.
Both Zhu Zhenzhen and Zuo Danshuang were warned by the Secret Service, because they were both registered demons. They were told not to wander around alone during this period, let alone travel. It was best to rent a house in Chang'an Lane and go out in the alley. I'll wait at home for half a year before talking. The two of them were also very obedient. They were both unemployed anyway, so they simply rented a small courtyard in Chang'an Lane, and the two of them lived in a room in Chang'an Lane.
After the New Year, the trio of rebels in heaven started their daily work again. When they should go to RT-Mart, they should go to the pet hospital, when they should go to the pet hospital, and when they should run for clients, they would spend their free time after work. Train Zhang Xu together. Mainly, Yang Jian is training him, and the other two are training partners. Although their abilities are severely suppressed now, their theoretical knowledge and basic abilities are still there. It is really too simple to train a demon who knows nothing. .
But what was simple for them was not so simple for Zhang Xu. He would be tortured to exhaustion by these perverts every day. Yang Jian taught theory, and Dead Monkey was responsible for practical confrontation. When he got to Nezha, he had to There was a live demonstration. A year ago, he was just a young programmer with hair falling out, but now he is being taught skills by people who only saw them in cartoons and novels when he was a child.
It's hard to say how big of an honor it is. The key is that it's really painful. Those perverts are just demanding Zhang Xu at their own level. If the monkey hadn't stopped him, Nezha would have thrown him into this alchemy furnace a few days ago. Go and temper your golden body.
The abnormal training has made great progress, but it is still far from the effect they require. They are planning to secretly take Zhang Xu to a secret cave to practice for a few years. The monkey suggested going to Xianyue Sanxing Cave, saying that place It’s a place where you can learn your craft, and three years should be enough. Yang Jian felt that it was not good, so he planned to send him to the Huashan Dojo and let his sister watch him. The people in the Dragon Palace would not dare to kill Huashan if they took the courage of a leopard. Nezha rejected both proposals. He felt that he should be sent to Taiyi Zhenren, who was from a well-known and upright family, which was much better than the wild ways of the two of them.
The three of them broke up unhappy because of this, and in the end Zhang Xu did not make any decision about whether to stay or leave.
"Hello?"
A phone call woke up Brother Zhang who was half asleep. Zhang Yao's voice came from the phone. She said mysteriously: "Come here if you have time."
Brother Zhang said oh, then stood up from the recliner, turned around and escaped into the void. The next moment, he appeared where Zhang Yao was. Zhang Yao was signing homework for every year. She turned her head when she heard some movement behind her. He glanced at it and said: "There is a parent-teacher meeting today."
"Well, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, but your family may fall in love with someone every year." Zhang Yao raised her eyes and glanced at Brother Zhang: "I asked her, but she refused to tell."
"Huh? How did you find out?"
"Women are very perceptive." Zhang Yao put down her homework and stood up and came to the kitchen: "Black tea or green tea?"
"Cola."
Zhang Yao opened the refrigerator and got him a bottle of Coke, then sat down: "You know you can't eat chocolate every year, right?"
"Yeah, I had diarrhea."
"Today I found a box of chocolates in her schoolbag, wrapped with a pink bow. There was also a handwritten card in her book, heart-shaped. I saw her hurriedly take it back after dropping it. Go." Zhang Yao said with a serious face: "And her drawers are locked. It's the kind of lock that you can buy from the Internet without punching holes."
Brother Zhang sat there and thought for a long time. After a long period of brainstorming, he suddenly said: "Why would anyone like her?"
Zhang Yao rolled her eyes: "Do you think so? From our human aesthetic point of view, every year is very beautiful."
This... how to describe it? After all, in Brother Zhang's place, Nian is a big monster that sleeps in a hole in the ground most of the time. Whether the human form looks good or not is secondary. The most important thing is that the Nian beast can really eat. Man, no kidding, it's really delicious.
"What should we do?"
"Tomorrow is the weekend. She told me that she wanted to go out for fun. I gave her a thousand yuan." Zhang Yao laughed softly: "Hey, I also gave her a beautiful little bracelet. There is a locator on the bracelet, and there will be The bionic drone tracks the whole process.”
"Oh, you are so insidious."
"Aren't you worried? What if she is going to be deceived by a bad boy?"
"That's not true, she is still a child."
"What a kid, you don't pay enough attention to her." Zhang Yao sneered: "Her current figure is already that of a big girl."
"But I just saw her riding a dog and breaking the sound barrier a few months ago..."
"Well..." Zhang Yao was also silenced by this sentence, and after a long time she said: "Children grow up very quickly."
Speaking of this, Zhang Yao also sighed with infinite regret. She still remembered when we first met Nian Nian, she was a little girl and had just entered elementary school. Now she has obviously grown up, her expression and body are like a big girl. Even in the Nian beast form, she is dozens of times bigger than before. Years have really passed in a flash. If it weren't for the fact that she was frozen in time, Zhang Yao felt that it was time for her face to look old.
"What is she doing now?"
"Make up lessons."
Brother Zhang hummed, and then disappeared in a swish. Then he came to the tutoring place every year in stealth mode. This was an underground tutoring class that Zhang Yao found for her, mainly because the results every year were really rare. Broken, the teacher said that if her grades remained like this, she would have no choice but to go to a technical school in the future. Zhang Yao became angry at that time, thinking that she, the world's top engineer and a super inventor, could raise a daughter and go to a technical school? Then where to put her old face? So she found a cram school for Nian Nian that day. Even if Nian Nian was unhappy in every possible way, happy education was for pigs to enjoy. Nian was not a pig, so happy education was not allowed!
Brother Zhang was waiting at the window. It was around ten o'clock. School was over every year. She put her schoolbag on her back and walked out of the tutoring place. Then there was a little brat in leather at the door and waved to her. Then he turned on the electric car under the seat and patted the back seat coolly.
Nian Nian turned over and sat on it, and then the electric car drove away, very cool and unrestrained.
Brother Zhang snapped his fingers, and his electric car suddenly broke through the darkness and fog and came to him. He put on his helmet and pointed forward. When Xingju saw that Nian Nian was sitting on another electric car, all its lights suddenly It turned red, lighting up the surroundings like the new house in the Ghost Bride.
One person and one car entered a state of disappearance and followed closely behind.
Nian Nian and that brat came to their local night market, and actually started walking hand in hand. The brat looked like he didn't have any money, and the things he bought were only single portions. He looked at Nian Nian in a lonely manner. Eat, and Nian Nian is really good at eating. She ate all the way, and the child next to her became more and more ugly, but it was difficult to show it, so she could only keep buying food for Nian Nian with a smile on her face.
Brother Zhang was pushing the cart behind him, and the crowd kept passing through their bodies. If Brother Zhang hadn't been holding Xingju tightly, Xingju would have rushed up and mauled the kid to death. .
After they finished visiting the night market, the boy took Nian Nian to a small hotel. At this time, Brother Zhang had slowly let go of Xing Ju. As long as he walked to the front desk to register, he would let Xing Ju kill him.
Fortunately, he just walked to the front desk to communicate with the sister-in-law at the front desk. Then he came out with two hundred yuan and shook it towards Nian Nian: "Let's go, Tingzi porridge."
Brother Zhang followed behind for more than an hour, and finally felt relieved when he saw him sending Nian Nian back to Chang'an Lane. Nian Nian still held two sausages in his hands when he went in.
But when she walked to the door of the small restaurant, she saw Brother Zhang leaning on Xingju waiting for her. Niannian panicked and quickly put the sausage in her hand behind her back, but completely forgot about her mouth. Eating like a tabby cat.
"came back?"
"Well..." Nian Nian lowered his head, not daring to look at Brother Zhang, and his voice was low.
"Is it tasty?"
"It doesn't taste good." Nian Nian shook his head repeatedly, but refused to throw away the sausage in his hand: "It doesn't taste good at all."
"Go in."
Like a dog that had made a mistake, Nian Nian followed Brother Zhang in dejectedly. At this time, Xu Wei, who was cooking for the guests having supper, looked up at them and asked in surprise: " Did she make a mistake again?"
Brother Zhang didn't say anything, but just took Nian Nian directly to the backyard. Xu Wei quickly glanced at Dahuang, who quickly jumped off the electric fan and chased after him.
After Da Huang passed by, he saw Nian Nian and Brother Zhang sitting on a small stone bench in the yard. Both of them were silent and Nian Nian's head was still lowered.
"Tell the truth." Brother Zhang suddenly said, "What's going on."
Nian Nian still didn't speak, looking like he was deadlocked to the end.
"Ouch, ouch, what's going on?" Dahuang twisted his butt and jumped onto the stone table: "What's going on?"
"She fell in love with someone."
Hearing this, Dahuang's hair exploded on the spot, and the yellow hair on his body swelled up. Blue fireworks belonging to death appeared in his eyes, and his voice changed from a drake's voice to a low and hoarse death sound effect: "Who! "
Every year I grabbed it by the head and threw it over the roof...
