"You want me to be a guarantor?"
The God King seemed confused after receiving the call from Xiao Bailong, because he didn't quite understand why such a thing needed a guarantee. Wasn't the identity of the guardian enough to facilitate this matter? This made his square head unable to figure it out.
"Here's the thing, let me explain it to you."
Xiao Bailong felt clear in his heart, but in fact, it was still very difficult to explain this matter. After all, the things here were connected with each other, and the guarantor was just a very inconspicuous link among so many links, so it was necessary to To explain this to this diamond head, you have to explain it to him from the beginning.
"Time travel? Do you know how low the probability of time travel is? One may be a coincidence. If there are so many at the same time, then it is impossible from a probability perspective. Will you be deceived?"
Xiao Bailong heard that this square head was still questioning the probability at this time. He was so anxious that he almost jumped. He really felt a little anxious and angry, so after a short silence, he said helplessly: "I don't understand. What is probability, but now what you said is impossible has definitely become possible."
"Then since you know so clearly, why do you seek me as a guarantor? Proposing a guarantor plan when you have determined that this is not a scam. In human terms, is this like taking off your pants and farting?"
Fang Pian's head has always been pursuing the optimal solution. It's really hard for him to understand why someone would deliberately complicate simple things. This actually doesn't follow natural logic, and it's a bit difficult to understand no matter how you think about it.
Although Xiao Bailong is anxious, as an assistant who specializes in dealing with this kind of shit, he can't show his impatience. After all, he can't let the not very smart and very irritable Princess Long San to talk to Fang Pian's head. communicate.
So he could only endure the discomfort and explain to Fang Pian Head what it means to be humane and worldly, and when faced with Fang Pian Head's questions, he also seriously followed his line of thinking to answer them.
In fact, this is not to blame Square Head, he is a mechanical life form. The mechanical life forms seen in movies and TV can even fall in love with humans in the end. This is actually a purely ideal treatment, because for mechanical life forms, Their thinking mode strictly adheres to the working mode of "the shortest straight line between two points", and information will not be processed in a complex manner to ensure processing speed and processing accuracy.
Therefore, the twists and turns of carbon-based organisms are actually very ridiculous to them, and the most twist-and-turn behavior among carbon-based organisms happens to be falling in love. A caterpillar has to dance in order to fall in love. This This kind of thing is very meaningless in mechanical life, because they think that as long as both parties leave pheromones to each other, and then filter them, the relevant content can be completed. After all, the healthier the individual leaves, the more complete and retained the information will be. longer, so that the reproduction needs can be naturally fulfilled. The more advanced carbon-based organisms have more "aesthetic" factors in their mate selection criteria. This is simply a step back in time as they evolve, making things that could have been highly efficient very complicated.
"I can promise you, but I really don't understand the meaning of your behavior."
"As long as you agree, I'll leave it to you. We will show you the relevant things when the time comes."
Xiao Bailong breathed a sigh of relief, then hung up the phone respectfully, and then called Huniu again, because the funds involved in this matter were too huge, and might even harm the entire demon clan. Regarding operating costs, their behavior in the human world is actually like those state-owned banks making various commercial investments for pensions. Strictly speaking, they are responsible for all the monster clan's eating, drinking and littering problems in the human world, and their funds are also They are all managed by the demon clan in the human world for a long time.
Although they are really rich, with an overall value of about 4 trillion yuan, which is similar to the median market value of a certain goose in the past three years, most of this money has been allocated to various investments in the human world, plus this Investment has been tight in the past two years and many projects are at a standstill. It is really difficult to draw out so much hot money at once.
Therefore, if you want to have a large amount of cash in a short period of time, you can only turn to some commercial institutions, such as the Holy Lord Fund, the world's number one investment company that surpassed Berkshire Hathaway last year.
"Are you worthy of talking to me about this kind of thing?" Huniu looked very puzzled on the phone: "When did the Holy Lord become so worthless? Just call the note over and we'll approve it for you." Oh, I really don’t know what’s going on with you?”
"Well... you are also a demon clan. If this matter does not go through you, people will think that you..."
Huniu didn't even bother to listen to his explanation and hung up the phone directly. Then an agreement was sent to the other end shortly after. After verification by the financial departments of both sides, the whole process from application to loan took less than two hours. The level of ease was even better than It’s easy for Xiao Bailong to take a photo of himself on the bed while holding his ID card in hand to get a loan.
"It's great to have money." Xiao Bailong saw the extra money in his account: "Why are they so rich..."
"Two or three thousand years of operation, plus every orthodox dynasty will invest a very large amount of funds for daily maintenance to maintain the legitimacy of their own inheritance." An old accountant who was handling the accounts next to him said to Xiao Bailong with a smile. : "A dynasty may seem inconspicuous, but how many dynasties are there?"
This old accountant is a land turtle, he is old enough, has enough experience, and is considered a highly respected senior here, so what he says is quite credible.
"Why? Why do they need to inject capital? Aren't they all finished in the end? They all disappeared."
"Alas, young man, you still don't know the concept of this legal system, let alone what support is. If you don't rule, you won't have time to die. If you don't give this money, then this prize pool will become a fund that kills your whole family. Back then, Even the Mongolian Yuan and Manchu Qing Dynasties were willing to pay this amount of money. Only in this way would the subsequent dynasties say that they would succeed to the throne. This money would be used for future generations to settle down and live a good life. Only if the orthodoxy survives will it not be liquidated. Otherwise...hehe. "
"They humans are so evil. If it were me, I would just kill them."
"To put it simply, there are many people who think like you. The most famous one is Zhao Zheng. He was unwilling to eradicate this force. In the last fourteen years of the Qin Dynasty, the Sui Dynasty was also unwilling. , died suddenly in thirty-seven years. Then there was a certain big head, eighty-three years old. He couldn't beat it." The old turtle chuckled: "Do you really think they are just talking about inheritance? They really Will take action."
"I still don't understand. It's too complicated for me."
Xiao Bailong sighed. He felt that among the five realms, only the human world had the most shit. However, he had heard before that the previous Holy Lord could influence the situation in the world. He never believed it. After all, Xiao Bailong's concept of the Holy Lord still remained at this level. That handsome guy who cooks delicious food, I can't imagine how a cook could subvert the royal power...
But there is no point in thinking about it now. After all, with the money and the guarantor in hand, the rest will be much simpler.
And just when Xiao Bailong was about to go find the Third Princess Long to resurrect his life, he was suddenly summoned by a golden scale. With a confused look on his face, Xiao Bailong was summoned to the dragon clan's chief meeting.
He is here, but Princess Long San is not. The four clan chiefs of the Dragon Clan were sitting on top of him. Chun Kui, the leader of the clan, glanced at him, and after chatting with the other clan chiefs for a few words, he raised his chin at the little white dragon: "Starting from tomorrow, you will succeed the Demon King. job."
"Ah?" Xiao Bailong looked confused: "Me? Patriarch, this is too hasty..."
"It is reckless to let Long San become the Demon King." Kui Long sighed: "She is not suitable for this position. You should make preparations and officially take office tomorrow. Go back."
Xiao Bailong didn't know what was going on, but he just thought that these Long brothers were really weird... Is it really that simple for them to make decisions? No, is Shanhai Realm so disorganized? Give one a transfer order and a letter of appointment to one. Just dismissed with a verbal notice? At least give me a reason, why did you suddenly become the boss?
As a Gu dragon, the little white dragon's bloodline is of course not as good as the third princess Long, but why was this matter decided so hastily?
And he didn't know why until he saw Long San's transfer order. In the past three years, their management organization in the human world, under the leadership of Long San, the demon king, had a net value increase of negative 146%. , the loss was a mess... it was just that they didn't make any money, even the management of the demon clan was a mess, and the three dragons also misappropriated a large amount of funds for squandering.
She did not say how much money she had embezzled. This was probably for the sake of the royal family's dignity, but she could no longer do this job. She was ordered to leave the human world and return to the mountain and sea world within three days. All matters in the human world were handed over to her. Little white dragon.
"Oh my god..." Looking at the crying Princess Long San sitting on the sofa, and the ultra-luxurious office on the top floor of the office building in the most prosperous area of Shanghai standing next to her, she couldn't accept it for a while: "It's like a dream..."
"It's like a dream..."
Almost at the same time, Long Danchen, who had just received the reply, wiped his face and said the same sentence.
His request was unconditionally met, which refreshed his concept of people being stupid and having too much money. In fact, he himself had no exact idea of how to deal with the money. He just roughly knew that so much was needed, but how to use so much money? He really didn't know that the members of the previous team were different after all.
In his timeline, the early team had five people including him. In addition to Zhang Yao, Huahua, and himself, there was also a pretty boy wearing glasses. That guy's IQ was over 185. , his super power is actuarial calculation, and he is the most awesome hacker in the world.
In this timeline, except for one Huahua who is with the original configuration, and this Huahua feels very strange, the others no longer exist. Zhang Yao will not talk about it, and wants to hammer himself all day long. The remaining two right-hand men didn't know where they were, and they were replaced by Brother Zhang, who although he was super nice and strong, didn't talk much and didn't have much effect.
But Long Danchen really likes Brother Zhang. He feels that if he were a girl, he would definitely fall in love with him. Although this elder brother seems to be ineffective and weird, Long Danchen suffers from insomnia due to long-term anxiety. People who suffer from mental illness can sleep very peacefully when they are next to this big brother. No matter how bad the environment is or how unknown the future is, they can just sleep.
mascot! Long Danchen felt that this word was very suitable for his Brother Zhang, so he felt that even if Brother Zhang couldn't do anything in the future, he would take him with him. How should I put it... Anyway, the feeling that his Brother Zhang gave people was the kind of person who wanted to keep peace. People who have happiness, longevity, health and well-being written on their faces are definitely right to use evil spirits to ward off evil spirits.
"I think Long San may not be able to work for long." Huahua next to her said to Xiao Zhang while eating skewers: "That's what I felt when I saw her today."
"Huh?" Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at her: "How do you say it?"
"That's stupid." Huahua said with a smile: "She is different from me. There is someone above her. People in the Shanhai Realm are not cheap. There is an old bastard next to her, and that old bastard is definitely a veteran. , they were the one assigned by their superiors to supervise her. When we were talking today, that old bastard was recording the whole process, so I guess Long San’s trip is probably going to be bad.”
When she said this, she suddenly stopped. When she saw it again, it was Long Danchen coming back with a plate of meat skewers. He sat down with a smile on his face: "Don't tell me, this feeling is really good." It’s so nostalgic. When the war breaks out in ten years, it will be difficult to have a barbecue.”
"Then you should eat more." Huahua said with a smile.
"Alas." Long Danchen suddenly came forward mysteriously and said to Huahua and Xiao Zhang: "We have sufficient funds, and we don't even have to spend the night? Isn't that an exaggeration?"
"They are rich." Huahua said with a smile.
"I'll be honest with you, I really don't know how to spend this money. Do you have any ideas? If so, the money will be yours to allocate."
"If you don't keep this much money in your own hands, why don't you give it to others?" Huahua shrank her neck: "Are you at least a bit seriously ill and have you never been deceived?"
"I have cheated, of course I have. Who can avoid being cheated?" Long Danchen chuckled: "But I never doubt my comrades. When we go to the battlefield in the future, I have to take care of my comrades." If I carry it to you, then this thing is a life-long friendship."
"You are also a fool." Huahua smiled.
At this time, Brother Zhang suddenly asked: "How did you deal with it over there?"
"It's all handled by others, and I'm not responsible for it. Everyone has different divisions of labor."
Brother Zhang glanced at Huahua and said, "I have a friend who should be able to help you."
"Okay, the most valuable thing these days is people. If you have any friends, the more the better. Let's build a team first and then think about other things."
(End of chapter)
