"When I was a child, even though I had no father or mother, I didn't suffer much. Life in the orphanage was pretty good. I could eat an egg every day and meat every Friday."
Sitting on the train, Long Danchen leaned against the window and looked out the window. He kept talking the whole time and could pick up a few words about anything. Later, for some reason, the cry of a child in the carriage led to his childhood.
"You think eating meat once a week is okay? In fact, it's really good. Before I entered the orphanage, I was homeless for a while. I ate the kind of food that I picked up from garbage. No matter how vegetarian it was, it was better than the smelly meat in the garbage. Well. So people have to be satisfied, right? Later, when I was nine years old, I discovered that I could turn the tofu in the bowl into beef and turn the tap water into Coke. Then I moved to the research institute, where I I made a few good friends. It's a pity that we got separated later. Sometimes I think that if the Internet could be popularized earlier, maybe we would be able to face less separation and separation."
"Not necessarily." Brother Zhang said after a long time.
"Yeah, but let's think about things on the bright side. If you attribute all regrets to yourself, then life will become less worth looking forward to." Long Danchen took out his mobile phone and opened it, took a look at it, and then closed it again: "Put the problem aside It’s always a good balm to push yourself somewhere else.”
"You mean the institute?"
"Don't you know? In fact, there are superpower research institutes all over the world, but the research directions are different. In many places, there are particularly cruel human experiments. But I have always been lucky. Our research institute only targets Research on the engine mechanism of superpowers does not involve dissection and suturing experiments. But in other words, superpowers are essentially a kind of spiritual power. It was not until decades later that humans truly understood its engine mechanism. This is also That's why the bio-metal metamorphosis was able to contain superpowers." Long Danchen patiently explained the ins and outs of what he knew: "After that, humans and superpowers formed a balance, otherwise it would be impossible for a war to break out. In the world now Our level of technology really can’t compete with people with super powers.”
Compared with Brother Zhang's reticence, Long Danchen was really talkative. During the six hours from gz to hz, he almost didn't speak except when eating the braised beef brisket rice set on the train. They kept talking about it, from astronomy to water conservancy, from superpowers to aliens, and made associations with almost everything they saw.
"I can't tell you are so greasy and quite knowledgeable."
"Greasy? What do I call greasy? Man, don't talk nonsense, I call this a confident attitude. Just like no woman can resist my smile, men can't help but bow down when they feel the domineering presence in me. Your boss I was said to kill both men and women back then, but I didn't brag about it." Long Danchen patted his thigh and said, "You don't know how many film companies will rush to make a biography of me in the future, and how many women will write books to commemorate it. Every little thing about getting along with me.”
"Ah, speaking of movies, movies are really great. Since the birth of movies, human life has been extended three times. In a short period of time, through a movie, we can travel through the world of light and shadow, experience all kinds of life, and understand other people. It takes a lifetime to understand the truth. You may be a pianist in 1900, or you may be the owner of a dog who has been waiting for eight years, or you may be an embalmer who puts makeup on the dead. Movies are really a good thing."
He just endlessly expands the topic, and Xiao Zhang doesn't find it annoying. He is destined to be a perfect listener. He is quiet, patient and respectful. He is a person who is hard not to like.
The news of arrival at the station came out on the radio. Long Danchen and Xiao Zhang stood up. Long Danchen looked around: "Don't lose your mobile phone, wallet, keys, and ID card. Check."
"Yeah, they're all here. How did you get your ID card?"
"It's very simple. I'm an overseas Chinese." Long Danchen said without looking back: "Go to a Swiss bank and find a dead account with a huge deposit, and then inherit the identity of his descendants, and then go through the procedures there. Come back with that identity, so it will be difficult to find out if there is a hand in the middle. You can only find the descendants of a mysterious rich man, and they don't know whether I have inherited the family property or not."
"Then why didn't you know you inherited the money?"
"You're right, but I'm not." Long Danchen said with a smile: "I don't like thieves, let alone being a thief. I don't steal anything except my heart."
The two left the high-speed rail station and rented a hotel nearby, where the two-person fraud gang began their journey of pretending to be rich.
"This girl goes to a very low-key coffee shop in hz at three o'clock every afternoon to drink coffee. I checked this coffee shop and got a cup of iced American 388. Really, they can obviously steal money directly, but they also give you a cup of coffee. This It's so conscientious." Long Danchen said: "But for the sake of taste, let's clean up and go straight there. There must be very few people in that store, so we'll just sit inside and wait for the target to appear. She will definitely be there as soon as possible. If you are impressed by my charm, then we have to be a little more cool, you know what I mean?"
"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded: "I won't say anything."
"Say, you have to say, we have to talk about a 50 billion project, and we have to talk about it quietly."
"Fifty billion is a lot. What kind of project needs 50 billion?"
"Whatever, I just need to collect 50 billion." Long Danchen said and glanced at his watch: "It's almost two o'clock now, so pack up and set off."
"good."
The two of them put on the good clothes they brought over. Don't tell me, although Long Danchen's brain circuit is a little weird and he talks a little too much, he is really a clothes hanger, and his face is still the typical corner-eyed look. A scumbag with flowers, yuppie refinement, and a bit of a gentle scum temperament. Compared with him, Brother Zhang turned into the stable boss of a big family in the TV series who had high hopes. He looked good everywhere. , but I find it boring no matter how I watch it.
"Oh, you can do it. I didn't expect you to look so handsome in clothes." Long Danchen walked around Little Brother Zhang twice: "Put on some glasses and let me see."
Brother Zhang took out his gold-rimmed glasses and put them on. Long Danchen clapped his hands and applauded: "Okay, okay, you really have the temperament of a billionaire. The feeling of wealth and restraint is all on you. Let you go to the United Nations." There is no sense of disobedience even in a conference.”
"You really know how to praise people."
Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head: "Not as good as you."
"You can't say that, it's called everyone's own merits. Let's go, let's set off."
Later, this wealthy man who opened his mouth and shut up about the 50 billion business was reluctant to take a taxi, so he and Brother Zhang bought a shared electric vehicle and started driving to the destination. While riding, he said: "HZ's electric vehicle is not as good as The gz rides great, but it’s too heavy and not agile enough.”
"I have an electric car that can turn on the lights."
"Is there a stereo?"
"Yes, I can insert a USB flash drive."
"Lend me a ride next time." Long Danchen said, "I really like riding an electric bike."
"good."
They came to the very stylish cafe. The person at the counter was a cute and beautiful girl. She was young but very skillful. She was grinding beans skillfully. When she saw two people coming in, she almost didn't even have her head turned. She raised her head and said welcome and continued to work on what she was doing.
Long Danchen became more energetic at this time. He put one arm on the counter, tossed his hair, and asked in a dissolute manner: "Little sister, what is your best thing? I just want to try what you are best at." "
"Little sister?" The girl at the counter raised her head slightly and glanced at Long Danchen, then smiled and said: "There is nothing you can't think of, and there is nothing I can't do."
"Oh? Really? If you're not satisfied, I won't pay you."
"OK."
Long Danchen ordered a drink casually, then turned his head and asked, "Brother Zhang, what do you want to drink? Boss, please."
"Just lemonade."
When Brother Zhang was talking, the girl turned her head and glanced sideways, and her expression immediately became solemn. She left Long Danchen behind, ran around the counter with the menu in hand, came to Brother Zhang, and bowed. He put the menu forward with both hands: "Please."
"No need." Brother Zhang waved his hand: "Just lemonade."
"Ok, I see."
Long Danchen turned his head and looked over, smiling: "Lemonade is free, don't save money for the boss."
Brother Zhang just raised his head and glanced at the girl, but the girl didn't dare to look at Brother Zhang at all. She just bowed her body and stepped back a few steps before she dared to straighten up, and then returned to the counter, and then He didn't mean to pay any attention to Long Danchen. He just picked up his phone and started typing. Long Danchen, who was ignored, became a little dissatisfied. He tapped the counter lightly: "What's going on? This is the service attitude here. ?”
She was about to speak, but she glanced at Brother Zhang behind Long Danchen, and a smile immediately appeared on her face: "Can this guest please wait a moment? Your meal will be here soon."
"That's pretty much it."
Long Danchen returned to his seat: "The little girl is ignorant, let's not argue with her."
Brother Zhang smiled but didn't say anything. He just looked at the menu, then raised his head and asked, "Aren't these coffees from Jinmei's?"
"Yes... this is the empress's branch, so the items are all the same."
"Empress?" Long Danchen blinked: "What empress?"
His question was not answered, but Brother Zhang nodded clearly: "No wonder I think you look familiar."
"Yes... I'm Zhuru. I helped in the shop over there."
Long Danchen approached Brother Zhang and said, "Do you know him?"
"Well, I know the owner of this coffee shop."
"Very familiar?"
"yes."
Long Danchen immediately burst into laughter: "Can I be exempted from the bill?"
After saying that, he raised his head and asked Fairy Zhuru at the counter: "Can an acquaintance be exempted from the order?"
"Ah? Can..."
After receiving the affirmative answer, Long Danchen was all smiles: "As expected of the regional war god, that's great. Before the boss grows up, he has to rely on you to protect him."
Soon Fairy Zhuru brought them the drinks they wanted, and then the two of them started chatting. In fact, Jinmei's decoration taste is very good. Even Long Danchen, who is always good at finding faults, thinks the style of this place is great. Except for the things being a little expensive, everything else is perfect. Even the appearance of the clerk is very good. Impeccable.
It wasn't until about three o'clock that the door outside opened, and then a girl walked in. She was holding an umbrella in her hand, dressed lively and smartly. After walking over, she sat in a fixed position by the window: "Old rules .”
"Come, come, the target is here. It's her." Long Danchen whispered to Brother Zhang: "She is the daughter of a big group, and her family has a lot of money. And she is young and easy to take the bait."
The girl sitting by the window had particularly sensitive ears. She could hear even Long Danchen's whispers clearly, so she looked over with a blank expression. When she saw Long Danchen's face, her brows furrowed even more tightly. Then he took out something that was as big as a palm and didn’t look like a cell phone and pressed it for a while: "Hmm? No such person found?"
After saying that, she looked at Long Danchen again warily, but this time Long Danchen cleverly avoided her sight, so she just carried her long-handled umbrella and passed by. After all, if it was really a soul smuggling, Guest, she sent him back with just a stick.
"Come on, come on, I'll tell you that the beauty trick will work."
And when the rich lady he talked about came diagonally across from them and saw the person sitting opposite Long Danchen, her brows immediately relaxed. Anyone who hangs out with this old man, just check if he doesn't exist. It doesn't matter at all.
"you……"
Before she could speak, Long Danchen kicked Brother Zhang under the table to remind him that he was about to start performing. Brother Zhang pretended not to notice Ghost King Huahua, cleared his throat and began to cooperate with Long Dan. Chen Lai: "What happened to the 50 billion pork business we talked about last time?"
Long Danchen's expression was stiff at that time. After all, he was right to say that the business was worth 50 billion, but who would have thought that this old man would actually mention 50 billion worth of pork...
After hearing this, Huahua laughed out loud. She saw Brother Zhang's serious and cooperative look on his face, and saw the guy opposite him winking. She couldn't hold it back and covered her mouth with her sleeves until she laughed out loud. Out of breath.
"It's over." Long Danchen leaned back on his chair in frustration: "It's all over."
But unexpectedly, Ghost King Huahua, who was wiping her nose at this moment, directly moved a stool and sat next to them: "Hey, what are you two doing? You're being sneaky."
The atmosphere was awkward at the moment. Long Danchen looked at Miss Huahua and then at Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang also looked at Huahua and then at Long Danchen, and then the three of them spoke at the same time.
"Speak first." Brother Zhang said to Huahua.
"Come here." Huahua pointed at Long Danchen.
Long Danchen snorted, then coughed: "Hello, miss, do we know each other? I think you look familiar... Why the hell do I feel so weird."
Huahua was overjoyed: "Wait a moment."
After saying that, she walked out, and then there was a smile like a silver bell from outside, followed by the sound of a phone call. After a while, she came back in and sat on the chair: "Are you going to pick me up?"
Long Danchen groaned: "Are you fat sheep so proactive now? It's very difficult for me to handle."
"ummmm..." Ghost King Huahua was silent for a long time: "You don't look very stupid, why would you do such a stupid thing?"
"It's stupid, I don't think so. It's just that I really don't know which part went wrong."
"Maybe it's 50 billion pork." Brother Zhang said helplessly: "I didn't expect why I blurted out that it was pork."
After saying this, Brother Zhang himself laughed, and Long Danchen also burst into laughter.
"Don't worry about pork or not." Huahua Erlang raised his legs and said, "Don't give up so quickly. You haven't even tried it yet. Maybe you will succeed?"
"But you look much smarter than I thought. I don't think it's easy to deceive you." Long Danchen is also a bachelor, and he speaks really directly: "Instead of wasting my time on you, I might as well change my target. .”
"No, I think you are quite interesting. How about I cooperate with you?" Huahua raised her eyebrows at him: "Also, do you know me? Why do you say I'm smarter than you think?"
Brother Zhang pointed at Long Danchen and explained: "The time traveler."
"Oh...that's it. No wonder no such person has been found." Huahua nodded: "I know, that handsome guy, where do we start talking? How about we start with what you remember me like, tell me The story between us.”
