Qing Lingzi is really exhausted. He works as a teacher in school during the day and sells liver mooncakes on the assembly line at night. You must know that he is an earthly immortal. All earthly immortals are made like this, and this kind of exhaustion is something he has not experienced in many years. Yes.
After taking a shower, she lay down on the bed without even having the strength to put on her clothes. Looking out at the starry sky through the window, Qing Lingzi suddenly went back to the first time she practiced kung fu when she was a teenager, and was asked by her master to go down the mountain to pick up ten Water tank days.
And before he even had time to sigh, he felt that his eyelids were so heavy that he couldn't resist, and he lost consciousness in almost a second and fell into a deep sleep. This sleep was the soundest and deepest sleep Qing Lingzi had ever had. Over the years, he had always been tormented by nightmares and had rarely slept well, but today he slept surprisingly soundly.
Brother Zhang on the other side had just finished eating. He was invited by Miss Succubus to Miss Succubus's home. The reason why Miss Succubus invited him was that she brought back a bottle of wine from abroad and wanted Brother Zhang to Have a taste.
Arriving at Miss Succubus's home, Brother Zhang felt that it was a mess. The living room was okay, but the room was like a doghouse. Underwear was hanging everywhere, clothes were piled on the chair in a mess, and the quilt on the bed was just as it was when Miss Succubus got up in the morning. The way it looked at that time, there were still socks scattered here and there on the floor that didn't match the right one.
"Please sit down, I'm going to take a shower." Miss Succubus said with a smile: "There is food in the refrigerator, you can get it yourself."
Brother Zhang glanced at her, then lowered his head and started playing with his mobile phone. After a while, the sound of running water came from the bathroom. The sound was loud and full of graceful ambiguity.
Miss Succubus, who was taking a shower at the moment, glanced at the bathroom door from time to time. She closed the door loudly and did not lock the door. She just hoped that the old man outside could not help but open the door, so she waited while washing. A romantic affair that is rejected but welcomed.
But the results in this world always backfired. Her skin turned red and the bathroom door did not make any sound. This disappointed her to the extreme. She could only silently wrap up a bath towel, open the door and walk out.
"Huh..." She walked to the living room and fanned herself with her hands: "It's hot now."
Her fanning movements were very exaggerated. She raised her chin and moved her hands constantly. Her graceful figure was clearly visible. What's more, she was fragrant and soft now, and the inside of the bath towel was bare. Plus, the succubus With her special body odor and attraction, she was basically turning on Brother Zhang.
But Brother Zhang just glanced at her and didn't react at all. Miss Succubus just ignored her.
Seeing that he was still the same, Miss Succubus could only sigh silently in her heart, and then sat on the sofa not far from him, and this time she used an even worse trick, that is, looming Tactics. There is nothing wrong with her sitting posture, but the problem is that she only has a bath towel on her body, and the angle where she sits is facing Brother Zhang, which means that even if Brother Zhang glances down slightly, he can enjoy the infinite scenery on the dangerous peak. .
This is the skill of Sharon Stone, the Onsa succubus. If the East Asian succubus learns and uses it, it can be regarded as racial communication, right?
But Miss Succubus found that even this move was not easy to use. He didn't look at it at all, not even taking a sneak peek. He focused on the Zuma leader who was using the thunder and lightning technique to electro-darkness. He looked very focused, as if the Zuma leader was the only one. It's the person he loves most.
Miss Succubus was leaning on the sofa. She was actually a little desperate at this moment. She had reached this level. She couldn't just pull the towel and start singing and dancing. That was the exclusive skill of South Korean succubus. Isn't that true? In racial communication, my hands and feet are not coordinated enough, so I really can’t jump out.
"How much does this gift cost?"
In desperation, Miss Succubus had no choice but to start a topic with him.
"I didn't calculate the labor cost. The material cost was 150 yuan. In fact, I lost money when I calculated the labor cost." Brother Zhang has always been honest: "But it doesn't matter."
Of course, Brother Zhang knew that he had lost money, but he actually did it just so that Qing Lingzi could experience the taste of the world, so the profit and loss did not mean much. After all, if you really want money, no matter how small it is, It is very easy for Brother Zhang or Qing Lingzi to make money, but if that happens, they will be back to the days of using cheating devices, and then their hard work will be meaningless.
Although Qing Lingzi didn't know a lot of basic common sense, he would still settle the accounts. He didn't know that the transaction was a loss, but he was happy when the Holy Lord was happy, and the Lord's joy was his joy.
Therefore, under such a large framework, both of them felt that this transaction was suitable, and then it became suitable to be inappropriate, so naturally no one really cared about how much they lost.
"Isn't that..." Miss Succubus said in astonishment: "I only made fifty yuan per serving? How to deal with the extra five hundred thousand?"
Brother Zhang smiled: "I mortgaged the house."
"No... stop joking, hahaha." Miss Succubus waved her hand and said, "How is it possible, you are such a big young master?"
"Really." Brother Zhang said seriously: "I have a warehouse, and I mortgaged it."
Brother Zhang really didn't lie. He mortgaged the warehouse for 500,000 yuan to Zhang Yao. Although Zhang Yao found it difficult to understand his behavior, she still did what he said. As for what she wanted the warehouse for, she I don’t even know, but five hundred thousand is nothing. The most important thing is that the boss is happy, so just mortgage it. Besides, the warehouse is originally used to store the garbage produced by Zhang Yao. After all, there are almost With unlimited storage capacity, the 500,000 yuan was regarded as rent, and she had no intention of asking Brother Zhang to pay back the money. After all, she didn't know how cost-effective this deal was.
"Oh...that's it." Although Miss Succubus had a question mark, she still forced herself to admit it: "So you are just playing the 100-dollar rich and old game to experience life, right?"
"No, this is not a game." Brother Zhang finally became serious. He put down his phone and said, "I actually want to experience the difficult mode of life."
Brother Zhang couldn't help but sigh when he said this, because it was said to be a difficult mode, but it was still easier than the simple mode for ordinary people. Mainly because his time and energy are unlimited and he won't get sick or get distracted by trivial matters. Qing Lingzi is also extremely capable. Although he doesn't understand many basic things, he learns very quickly and learns from them. No mistakes.
What's even more frightening is that they have resources at their fingertips, and there is no difficulty at all. There is no mortgage or car loan, no old mother in need of surgery at home, no pregnant wife, and not even hunger. From their perspective, there are no difficulties. The mode is already the result of ordinary people starting and cheating.
In fact, Brother Zhang was not very satisfied with this, so he planned to add a little more difficulty, such as setting a mandatory break. After working at school during the day, he must take a mandatory break at twelve o'clock at night, and There are also options to add affordability, for example, he plans to take out a loan to buy a house, which will make Qing Lingzi bear a heavy mortgage every month.
"Then what are we going to do next? No matter what, we have made the first pot of gold, and now we have one million start-up capital in hand." Miss Succubus is actually quite interested in this, although Succubus is a parasite The race can completely rely on men to live its life without worries, but Miss Succubus still has some plans for her life. Of course, most of these plans are still attached to men. Just like the current situation, it is definitely not possible for her to start her own business. , but she would still be happy to follow Brother Zhang and help.
This is the greatest luck and greatest misfortune of the parasitic species, but it is not important anymore. What is important is that now she is really interested in Brother Zhang, a rich old man, and if he really succeeds, Miss Succubus said Maybe she can become the first succubus to reach the top of her life without completely relying on men.
"I don't know, I actually have no ability." Brother Zhang said helplessly: "What do you think is better?"
"One million is neither too much nor too much. With the current market situation, there is definitely no profit point in opening a store. I think it would be better if we set up a farm to farm."
Miss Succubus is actually a rather useless person. It is difficult for her to come up with any innovative ideas, and the things she comes up with are somewhat strange...
However, Brother Zhang listened to this suggestion. Farming might actually be a good idea. Agricultural products are really attractive. At least Brother Zhang likes them very much. There are many crops planted in his yard. You can learn a lot of things, and you don’t have to deal with almost anyone when farming. This is definitely a good suggestion for Brother Zhang who is afraid of society.
But I still had to ask Qing Lingzi for her opinion, so Brother Zhang nodded and stood up to leave. When he left, he didn’t even look back at Wenrouxiang. This made Miss Succubus so sad that she wanted to cry, and even Once again, I feel that this man may really not like women...
When Qing Lingzi got up the next day, he felt refreshed. After sleeping for twelve hours, he had a good impression of the morning for the first time. After washing and eating breakfast, he started today's teaching work, and he was teaching While doing the breathing method, a text message on her phone rang, and then she saw that one million yuan had been credited to her account.
Although he was the master of the underground kingdom when he was in TW, and he didn't even look at the money coming in, but it was different now. The money was all his sweat, the hard-earned money he had worked hard on without sleep. So when he saw the money coming into his account, Qing Lingzi, a hard-hearted person, suddenly felt his eyes well up and his heart was filled with emotion.
At noon, he excitedly found Brother Zhang with his rice. At this time, Brother Zhang was having lunch with Thunder Dragon. Qing Lingzi stood beside him and stared at Thunder Dragon sideways, without saying a word, just staring... …
"No, brother, you won't be jealous if I have a meal." Thunder Dragon stood up helplessly: "You come, you come, I've finished eating, and I'm going back to take a nap."
After driving away the thunder dragon, Qing Lingzi sat down, his expression changed, and he said in a nonchalant voice: "Holy Lord, the money has arrived."
"Yes." Brother Zhang nodded and said, "Yesterday Tingting told me that we can use this million to start a farm."
Qing Lingzi raised her voice and said, "Be a farmer?"
"Um."
When it comes to being a farmer, Qing Lingzi doesn't seem to have much resistance, because in his concept of agriculture, industry and commerce, farmers are the second class after all. Being a farmer is not a shameful thing, but a very noble thing. Lingzi felt more relieved than being a hawker on the street.
"How does the Holy Master think we should proceed?"
Brother Zhang opened his phone and looked at it, then raised his head and said: "Saturday, let's go around this Saturday to see if there are any good places, and we can contract them."
Qing Lingzi responded, and then found that his heart was full of expectations. He didn't know where this expectation came from. Anyway, he was looking forward to the story that was going to happen next.
As for Brother Zhang, he now finds it quite interesting and is looking forward to Saturday’s results.
In the past few days, because both of them had thoughts in their hearts, they felt that the time passed very quickly, and it was Saturday before they knew it in the blink of an eye.
It was just dawn in the early morning when Brother Zhang's electric car was already parked below Qing Lingzi. Qing Lingzi, who was drying clothes on the balcony, saw him coming and jumped down from the seventh floor with a big jump ( The behavior is purely fictitious, minors are not allowed to imitate), and accurately landed next to the electric car, with a squirrel-tickling superhero landing posture.
"Walk!"
Brother Zhang waved to him and swung the front of the car. Qing Lingzi jumped on the back seat after hearing the sound. Then the two of them sped along the deserted streets in the early morning and arrived at a rural village in the mountains as quickly as possible. .
They visited everywhere first, and finally selected one of the villages. This place has mountains, water, and a quiet environment. After investigation, Qing Lingzi found that this place is full of spiritual energy and harmonious yin and yang. It is definitely a rare Feng Shui treasure.
After selecting this place, the next thing they had to do was to select a location. At this time, Brother Zhang suddenly said: "Would you like to ask Tingting to come? She is also a shareholder."
"That succubus? That's a bit mean."
"You don't like small animals, you have no love."
Qing Lingzi was not happy when he heard this. He bit his lip and said reluctantly: "Then it depends on the arrangement of the Holy Lord."
Miss Succubus, who was still rolling on the bed, was called by a phone call. When she heard that they had chosen a place, she jumped down without saying a word, straightened her hair and drove all the way to where Brother Zhang and the others were. s position.
After coming here, I really have to praise the unique vision of these two people. This place not only has a beautiful scenery, but also has a sweet smell in the air. It can be said that it has good mountains and good water. The only drawback is that It's far away from the city, so you have to drive on the highway. It takes more than two or three hours to drive on the highway, and you even have to cross the province, because just ten minutes ago, Miss Succubus's mobile phone had received a text message greeting from Jiangxi Telecom.
"Let's go and talk about investment." Miss Succubus took off her sunglasses and put her hands on her hips. Then suddenly she turned around and saw Brother Zhang's electric bike: "Wait, you came here on an electric bike? Two or three A hundred kilometers away, you come here on an electric bike???"
