Brontosaurus had no choice but to go back and think of a solution first. After all, the scene was not that good-looking, so he had to leave the show early on the grounds that he was not feeling well, and this episode did not affect the atmosphere of the scene.
Miss Succubus looked very embarrassed, but Brother Zhang advised him not to think too much. He also said that the guy was a king seeking death. He often acted randomly because his body was invulnerable to poison, but he never thought about being like Succubus. An existence like the devil essentially just mobilizes the body's natural reaction, causing the body's own endocrine changes to cause a series of special changes. Therefore, even a person with a physique like a thunder dragon is incompetent in front of Miss Succubus. hit.
However, this gave Brother Zhang some insight. It turns out that so many people in Europe used to capture succubi were really useful. They are harmless stimulants, natural aphrodisiacs and do not use drugs. Although it is an inevitable consequence of addictive hallucinogens to become mentally dependent on them, not causing death is already the greatest kindness of the succubus ladies.
"I'm really sorry..." Miss Succubus repeatedly apologized to Brother Zhang, then hurriedly rolled down the sleeves that had been rolled up by the Thunder Dragon, and took out a pair of white gauze gloves and put them on: "It's all My fault, I shouldn’t have exposed my skin.”
Brother Zhang smiled and waved his hand: "It really doesn't matter."
After saying that, Brother Zhang even reached out his hand to her: "Can... let me try? Just touch me and see."
Miss Succubus shook her head gently: "No, I'm sorry."
"Then forget it." Brother Zhang didn't embarrass others: "Because I... forget it, you go and do your work."
In fact, Brother Zhang is quite curious about what Thunder Dragon has experienced. He has never experienced such strong mood swings and such an excited state, but he guesses that Miss Succubus will not have any effect on him. So he just mentioned it casually, and if people didn't agree, then forget it.
However, it was precisely because of his brief conversation with Miss Succubus that he was later questioned by members of the passerby group. After all, in the eyes of others, Miss Succubus spent much more time chatting with him than others.
But their interrogation didn't yield any results. After all, Miss Succubus seemed to be very enthusiastic about everyone, but despite her enthusiasm, she maintained a very restrained distance, which made people feel very puzzling.
According to the normal script, this sorority of eating, drinking, singing and singing will basically be a stagnant water by this time, because those who like each other have already added their contact information, and then there will be private contact time. , there will be no more ripples in the public.
But who would have thought that there are some things in this world that are jaw-dropping. For example, when the passersby group got nothing tonight and were about to leave early to eat Oden next door, a man rushed in from the door with three classic dog-leg positions. man, and then angrily went straight to Miss Succubus.
He came up to grab Miss Succubus's hand, but Miss Succubus twitched her hand and pulled her back more than three meters away from him. When the man saw this scene, he exclaimed in disbelief: " Tingting, how did I feel sorry for you? Why did you come to a place like this? Is this level worthy of you?"
This kind of situation is very difficult to encounter in real life. After all, although there are many idiots, there are still very few idiots who are so blatant. Although this person looks decent, he tells almost everyone present when he opens his mouth. This is a top-notch idiot that is very rare on the market.
When Miss Succubus was called out by him, the level of embarrassment was no less than that of suddenly discovering that she had farted with water on the subway during the morning rush hour. She might just feel that her life was particularly miserable at the moment, and she just wanted to find something. Order something to eat, but there will always be some idiot of one kind or another who comes to destroy it. Just now one of them has been sent away, and now another one has arrived.
"I called you just now, why didn't you answer the call? I, Jiang Zifeng, have never treated a woman in this way. Tingting, why don't you look at me one more time?"
The plot above was very exaggerated. Brother Zhang stretched his neck to watch the excitement, and it felt like watching a stage play. People present were talking about it, and at this moment, the unexpected male protagonist suddenly stepped forward and wanted to imitate that A classic marriage robbery plot, where you plan to take Miss Succubus away in front of everyone.
He chased her, but she ran away, but she couldn't fly...
"It seems I have to appear today."
Seeing this scene, which was almost like raping a civilian girl, Sun Ze, a passerby, stood up and muttered, then took off his denim jacket, revealing the black elastic vest underneath. Who would have thought that this person would be in the office all day long? Under the simple clothes of the physical education teacher who played poker and games, he actually had strong muscles that made countless people jealous. Although this kind of expensive vest style has been out of fashion for a long time, if it suddenly appeared on the center of the stage, it would actually be Very eye-catching.
But unfortunately, before he had finished warming up and was ready to go on stage, the most popular teacher in the school had already gone up. He stopped in front of Miss Succubus and tried to start the theory, but he didn't know one thing at all, that is People who are addicted to the beautiful illusions woven by the succubus can defy all laws in the world for her.
So this slutty teacher went up and got punched, hitting the target, and his nose collapsed and he was bleeding profusely.
Seeing blood, the scene became a little chaotic. At this time, Sun Ze stood up again: "It seems that I have to appear today."
After saying that, he stepped forward, but as soon as he went up, he realized that they had come prepared today. The three people with classic dog-leg shapes behind him got entangled with Sun Ze when they went up. Someone called the police on the scene, but it was not that early. Quickly, Miss Succubus asked for help all over the place, but found that no one was standing outside at this moment. After all, most of the people present were civil servants, and no one could afford to compete with such a mad dog for a beautiful and unfamiliar woman.
In the end, Miss Succubus was so excited that she hid behind Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang looked back at her, and Miss Succubus also looked up at him, her eyes full of asking for help, and her hands like helpless little ones. I worshiped there like a dog for a long time.
Brother Zhang smiled, and before he turned around, he found that the strange Jiang Zifeng, who was already on top, had arrived in front of him. At this moment, there was no Brother Zhang in his eyes, only Miss Succubus. When he saw Brother Zhang sitting there, he even wanted to use his hands to Pull him away.
Soon enough, a light and shadow suddenly flashed, and then a red phantom was seen falling from the sky. Its feet landed directly on Jiang Zifeng's shoulders, trampling him heavily to the ground, and then twisted his body, letting him fall on the ground. He turned a few large circles on the ground and formed a secret with one hand: "It's as solid as earth."
As the formula took shape, the lights in the room flickered, and Jiang Zifeng, who had lost his mind, had been bounced to the wall, and his hands and feet were locked by the raised stone locks on the wall, making them look like a cross.
At this time, I took a closer look and found that the person who came was a senior arcane teacher who had just reported to the school some time ago. His name seemed to be Tao Zhimo. He had a nice name but rarely interacted with people, and he was not invited to this sorority. The secret magic teacher is here, I don’t know why she appears here.
When Brother Zhang took a look at it, he wondered if he was not a spirit child...
Qing Lingzi was wearing a red T-shirt and jeans. She was dressed up like a Wangzi milk. She looked expressionless and even murderous. After she withdrew her hand skills, a circle of golden talisman wheels suddenly appeared behind her. , looks so handsome.
"Holy..."
Before the words left his mouth, Brother Zhang stopped him with his eyes. Then Qing Lingzi smiled and said, "I will handle the rest."
After saying that, he guided the talisman to first heal the nose of the slutty teacher, then sealed the heart and soul of Jiang Zifeng on the wall, and then turned back to stare at Miss Succubus.
That was the look in Qing Lingzi's eyes. Miss Succubus's calves were trembling. She wanted to retreat but couldn't move at all. But Qing Lingzi just threw down three talismans, then turned around and flew into the air, disappearing with a clang.
Brother Zhang pursed his lips and felt that Qing Lingzi was indeed handsome. Although her clothes were not that good, she was still handsome.
After Qing Lingzi disappeared, Miss Succubus sat on the ground. She felt that she was exhausted. She almost died after being glanced at by that woman just now... I had never seen such a scary person before. It was simply terrifying.
As for why Qing Lingzi is here, the main reason is that Thunder Dragon sent him a message before he bowed his waist and left, asking him to come and guard the Holy Lord. As for the reason, Thunder Dragon did not say, but there is no need to protect the Holy Lord. So Qing Lingzi came, and then the current scene appeared.
I have to say that Qing Lingzi's current appearance is really good-looking. It can't even be described as sassy. You've seen Brigitte Lin's version of Dongfang Invincible. That's the feeling. Just looking back, you can see the entire world. More importantly, She is also a secret magic teacher, an absolutely rare female secret magic teacher. Her ability to fly in the air and then suddenly appear aura, if you use the word handsome to describe it, you can only say that you are uneducated and can't think of other adjectives.
As for Miss Succubus, she has never seen anyone of Qing Lingzi's level. It's not normal to be frightened and lose consciousness by his look. Qing Lingzi is one of the three ancestors of the earth immortals. At his peak, he carried three people with him. A dozen disciples can directly overthrow the Twelve Spirit System, kill the first generation of Kunlun Mountain by one person, and subvert the concept of magic. Although he was later called Little BOSS, except for the Upper Three Realms, he had few opponents in the human world.
Of course, he is not without shortcomings. He has always been strict with enemies and will think about it when he sees a person. Anyway, whether it is a person or a ghost, he just says "This person is not weaker than me, even if he is an old man." You may not win even if you go into battle." But so far, he has never lost in single combat, nor in group fights. If he hadn't been overwhelmed by the luck of the real dragon, the First Emperor would not have been Ying Zheng, but Qing Lingzi, who was still called Zhou Si. .
By the way, let me talk about one thing here. Qing Lingzi’s real name was Zhou Si, and he was also known as Ji Si. He was the third son of Cao Shu Zhenduo, the sixth son of Emperor Wen and King Jichang of Zhou Dynasty. He was regarded as an outlier because he could speak human language when he was born. He was later sent to Kunlun to practice. Since he was a monk at birth, Qing Lingzi was not included in the family tree. He only became a Christian named Qingling.
But in fact, he is the pure blood of Emperor Zhou, with upright roots and strong roots. Theoretically, if he is allowed to gather all his magic weapons and enough disciples, as long as he is not at the level of a main god in the upper three realms, he will be able to make a fortune, and he will truly deserve the title of Earth Immortal, and he will be the highest in the world. One of the combat strengths.
However, because of his timid nature, he has no precedent of fighting against the three realms so far. In his concept, unification is unbeatable, so he is also the only earthly immortal who has not been reincarnated.
Let's get back to it, how can a succubus not be afraid when she sees the King of Earthly Immortals and asks everyone to judge?
Not long after Qing Lingzi left, the police officers rushed to the scene. The blind date meeting, which had a good atmosphere, naturally broke up. However, everyone did not feel disappointed. Instead, they saw a unique performance. Among them, the most popular one was the magical performance performed by Qing Lingzi. The volleying from the sky and the golden wheel method were so awesome that people talked about them. Countless people even tried to find out about this cool and low-key person. Does the female teacher have a boyfriend?
Of course, the group of passers-by is still the group of passers-by. Even if someone steps forward but does not make any noise, the mysterious teacher of secret magic can even cover up the positive image that is so bright. It is even better to be The slutty male teacher with a crooked nose attracted even more attention.
However, the passerby group is a passerby group after all. The four of them seemed to be used to this kind of thing, so they didn't feel anything special. They just chatted for a while about the scene just now when they went to eat oden after the show.
Sun Ze regretted that he did not fully use it. He said that if he was not afraid of killing people, he would have beaten those idiots long ago. Others expressed disbelief in such remarks because they had seen it with their own eyes. Sun Ze was arguing with people from beginning to end. Even when he was pushed and pushed, he was still shouting "a society ruled by law."
While they were chatting, someone suddenly appeared next to Brother Zhang. When this person sat down, the other three members of the passerby group suddenly became silent.
Brother Zhang turned around and found that it was the succubus lady with puppy-like eyes. She was still wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt and gloves on her hands, but she was sitting very close to Brother Zhang. Just like that Looking at him eagerly.
Succubi are very good at it. They are born with it. They don't even need to deliberately learn it. For them, the technique of seducing people is self-taught. Just like now, there is no way for normal people to refuse her eyes. , as long as she opens her mouth at this time, most men will even turn around and chop their girlfriends with a knife in their excitement.
But Brother Zhang will not be affected. He has no worldly desires, let alone low-level desires such as love between men and women. Therefore, when Miss Succubus appears here, the least troublesome person is Brother Zhang.
"Thank you just now."
Miss Succubus whispered: "Can you add your contact information?"
Brother Zhang glanced at her, then took out his mobile phone and showed her the QR code. Miss Succubus happily added Brother Zhang, and then happily added all the other members of the passerby group. Went away satisfied.
It wasn't until about ten minutes after she left that the men present came back to their senses. Sun Ze spoke immediately. At this moment, he felt that strong male hormones were exuding all over his body, and he felt that even his words were rough: "I think she wanted my contact information, just like when I graduated from high school and went to KTV, she deliberately shook hands with everyone in the class in order to shake hands with the girl I had a crush on."
"Are you going to die or not?" Mathematics teacher Lu Hua sneered: "She obviously came for me. Did you see that she smiled at me just now?"
"Okay, I'll beat you to death today."
Although everyone was laughing and joking and didn't take it seriously, after going back at night, even the oldest Lu Hua couldn't help dreaming about Miss Succubus and lingering in his dream all night.
Although they all yawned a little when they woke up the next morning, when they thought about last night's dream, almost everyone felt happy and excited, but they couldn't tell others about this happiness, they could only taste it secretly by themselves.
And when the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone on Miss Succubus through the floor-to-ceiling windows, she sat up refreshed, stretched out charmingly, and then walked to the mirror to take a look at herself. With a perfect face and a feeling of fullness that she had not seen for a long time, she felt that it would be better to participate in more activities like this in the future. Although she saw very scary people yesterday, it was probably worth it to absorb so much power.
Before going out to work, Miss Succubus carefully reviewed the dreams she collected last night. Those scenes... were not allowed to be released. If they were released without full-screen mosaics, they would be prohibited. However, as a succubus, she has long been accustomed to this kind of scene. After all, she has to feed on energy and dreams, so she has been completely accustomed to this kind of thing since she was six or seven years old.
And she was fully expecting to find Brother Zhang's dream in these dreams, because yesterday she fell in love with that young man who was dull and didn't talk much, but seemed to know a lot. After all, even the succubus hoped to eat more wonderful and moving things. She would also feel very depressed if all she saw in her dreams were bald heads, body odor, and beer bellies all day long.
But even after turning over and over again, she still couldn't find Brother Zhang's dream. This made Miss Succubus a little confused. Maybe she had never been in contact with people in the arcane world before. Could it be that these people never dream?
But she was not in a hurry, because she already had Brother Zhang's VX. At worst, she could show him her selfie later. If it didn't work, she would enlarge the size bit by bit. As a succubus, she was very concerned about her body. But still very confident.
As expected, Brother Zhang quickly received her message. Although they were still strangers to each other, the problem was that she was really good at it. She could definitely make a man spend 180,000 for her in just three sentences. That kind of thing.
But the problem was that she was getting more and more strenuous while chatting with Brother Zhang. She was getting a little irritable, but Brother Zhang still seemed so indifferent. Miss Succubus felt bad, so she stepped up her efforts to chat with her friend. A group of selfies were posted in the circle, and only Brother Zhang could see them.
But she waited and waited but couldn't hear the barking of the dog from the opposite side. This made Miss Succubus scratch her head and head anxiously, and even shamelessly asked: "Can you like my photo today?"
"No."
Seeing such a reply, Miss Succubus grabbed her hair and rolled over on the bed: "Ahhhhhhh!!! How could there be such a person!"
After that, she acted coquettishly and cutely, and used it on Brother Zhang one after another, but it still had no effect. The feeling made her almost vomit blood. The tricks that used to be invincible on men now have no effect at all. effect.
To say that he was tempted, his attitude from the beginning to now has been the same, and he would not speak unless he asked questions. It can be said that he is not tempted, he replies to all the messages without missing a beat.
Ms. Succubus, a veteran in playing with emotions, is now completely unsure of the nature of Brother Zhang behind the phone. You must know that she is a succubus, and even a gay man will automatically enter estrus when he sees her.
How come there are such invulnerable people in this world?
But she was not discouraged. After a long period of strenuous communication, she nervously sent out a date application to Brother Zhang. It was not for anything else, she just wanted to ask Brother Zhang to have a dinner. ,watch a movie.
"Not going."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Miss Succubus screamed and slapped the mattress, her hair and tail standing up in anger: "How could such a man exist!"
She scratched her head and started rolling on the bed. After calming down for a while, she began to analyze Brother Zhang. She felt that this person must have a disease that needed treatment, or that he had come into contact with some strange secret method that caused the place to not work well.
So she regrouped and sent a voice message, expressing tactfully that she could help Brother Zhang cure his illness.
But the reply I got was only four words: "I have no disease."
Miss Succubus gritted her teeth and sat there, angry in her pubic area. Then I contacted Teacher Sun Ze who had been with Brother Zhang yesterday. The two of them had a very different conversation. Sun Ze, a thief who only thinks about muscles, quickly sold out all the friends around him. It felt like On the surface, the conversation was lively, but in reality he was pouring beans into the bamboo tube. When someone just brought up a topic, he couldn't wait to tell them everything.
After Miss Succubus understood everything she wanted to know, she sent: "I'm going to take a shower and go to bed, bye."
At this time, Sun Ze looked at his watch. It was 9:17 in the morning. Although he couldn't figure out why he took a bath and went to bed at this time, he happily sent a goodbye emoji to others, and then asked when they would be back, but he didn't All that is left is that it has been read and cannot be read back.
Then, Miss Succubus transferred the chat box to Brother Zhang again, but this time it was his turn and he could no longer read back. The anxious feeling made Miss Succubus scratch her heart, and she wanted to play directly several times. Brother Zhang was worried about being blocked for his video, so he just sat there and waited.
Brother Zhang actually didn't do much. He just played scratch tickets at the lottery shop. He scratched 200 scratch tickets for five yuan each. It wasn't gambling, it was just because he passed by the lottery shop in the morning and he wanted to buy one on a whim. I bought one, and then it got out of hand. Basically, I bought one and won one. The amount was not big but it was continuous.
Next to him was Qing Lingzi. Qing Lingzi sat there and watched Brother Zhang scratch the lottery tickets, not daring to speak, making herself look like a gentle and virtuous girlfriend.
In the end, Brother Zhang finally stopped scratching, exchanged five dollars and left the lottery shop. At this time, Qing Lingzi said: "Then according to the wishes of the Holy Lord, can I reorganize the corpse to resolve the immortal?"
"Yes." Brother Zhang nodded: "But now is different from before, you have to restrain yourself."
"My subordinate understands." Qing Lingzi's face was expressionless, but he was excited in his heart: "Then I will slowly figure it out and act according to the guidance of the Holy Master."
"Okay." Brother Zhang looked up and saw a breakfast shop: "Have you eaten? I'll treat you to breakfast."
"Ah... there's no need for that." Qing Lingzi waved his hands repeatedly.
Brother Zhang said, "By the way, why did you run outside before?"
Qing Lingzi was stunned when he heard this, and smiled sheepishly: "It's just... there's something unspeakable."
"Yeah." Brother Zhang walked to the store and said, "Here comes a basket of Shaomai and three steamed buns."
Taking breakfast, Brother Zhang turned back to Qing Lingzi and said, "We had a conflict with Mouse and the others, right?"
"So be it."
"Well, you have been fighting for a long time."
"More than two thousand years, from Zhou to Qin and from Qin to now."
Brother Zhang raised his head and was silent for a while, then turned to look at Qing Lingzi. Qing Lingzi thought he had some important instructions, but Brother Zhang said, "Would you like breakfast? I'll treat you."
"My subordinates won't eat..."
"Oh, it's okay then." Brother Zhang nodded: "Do your best, come on."
(End of chapter)
