"I'm back!"
At 3:42 in the afternoon that day, Brother Zhang was at school and did not come back. Suddenly, the door to the backyard was knocked open, and then a familiar yet unfamiliar figure appeared in the small restaurant.
Xu Wei looked up and found that the person who came out was none other than Master Pi, who had not appeared for a hundred chapters. It was said that she had been trapped in a strange place for a long time, but now she looked the same as before.
"Roast chicken, I want to eat roast chicken!" Master Pi slapped the counter hard: "Bring two of the best roast chickens and charge them to her account."
She turned back and pointed at her poor sister, then crossed her legs and started waiting for the roast chicken that she had been craving for a long time. While Xu Wei was handling the chicken, Thunder Dragon, who was sitting in the small restaurant reading a book, raised his head: "Oh, no Did I tell you to cleanse your soul? Why are you still acting like this?"
"Wash? Wash your ass." Master Pi turned around with a disdainful smile on his face: "I haven't seen big winds and waves, is this all?"
Thunder Dragon laughed loudly: "Then do you know you are wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Mr. Pi sneered: "Okay, I'm too lazy to tell you. I'm very hungry. I won't talk nonsense after eating."
Thunder Dragon didn't think it was anything. Using the human thinking and moral system to measure a monster is the stupidest behavior in the world, because compared to the rules and regulations created by humans, the world of monsters is simple and arrogant, not to mention that they have It has its own social management system, so Brontosaurus has no experience in beeping her. It is very stupid to press people's heads to admit their mistakes, so Brontosaurus just pretends that nothing happened.
As for Mr. Pi, there is nothing much to say. He is a gangster himself. Besides, the reason why she has been locked up here for so long is because Brother Zhang was asked by the Fox King to let her be punished here. As for the trouble she got into, someone had already wiped her ass. Now the Di people can surf the Internet with high intensity. Some time ago, they even had a live broadcast in Mr. Hai’s belly. The Donghai large scallops alone have been sold for more than 30 Wan Dan, everyone is busy tinkering with their own little lives, who cares about what great things Master Pi has done.
After all, she is just a fox. Even if she is mixed in human society, the fact that she is a fox has not changed at all. Foxes have had two characteristics since ancient times, one is to mess with men and the other is to cause trouble. Master Pi is not very interested in men. If she doesn't do something else, won't she really become a dog?
He eats roasted chicken as always and chews the chicken bones to pieces as always. Anyway, it doesn't look like there is any special change. When someone asks about the game "If you are a man, live for more than 100 days", Mr. Pi always laughs. , and then said that he didn't do anything at all, he just ate and slept, died and lived, and there was nothing special that needed to be taken care of.
Although she definitely didn't tell the truth, it can be vaguely felt that she still experienced pain inside, but she learned something after experiencing the pain. No one knows, at least from the surface, it looks like that. Still the same as usual.
But how can I put it this way, Brother Zhang is also entrusted by the loyal people. Now that the entrusted task has been completed, if he wants to punish Master Pi, he will be too far away. Boss Fox has no time to deal with his subordinates now. Just a little fox, after all, the battle line has been stretched into the wilderness now, and he is busy joining forces to dominate one side.
Look... these fox bosses are so stupid, yet they expect all their foxes to be kind people.
It is because the individualism among monsters is very strong, and they disdain the laws and rules of the human world, so it is very difficult for Mouse to form an all-monster group. This is something that cannot be done even with money. The thing is that pure ideology is completely different. Monsters do not agree with human collectivism from the bottom of their hearts.
Sometimes conflicts of opinion can be laughed off, but as long as there are ideological differences, both sides have exercised restraint without starting a war, and cooperation is definitely superficial, let alone win-win. It does not exist. Monsters and people allow it. Intermarriage is a compromise made by both parties in order to alleviate the population pressure between each other. We have coexisted for thousands of years, but it was only in the past two years that intermarriage was truly allowed. It is conceivable that the two worlds of demons and humans are as close as one family. What is the undercurrent surging behind the scenes?
So now, although Mouse still has the mind to conquer the entire demon group, compared with "local Sha", the demons are not an easy group to get along with.
Back to Mouse, he is currently making plans for the local Sha Mou day and night. Due to the differences in culture, language, environment and many other factors, it is far from enough to just apply the experience here, let alone Let them send exchange students or the like or send local students there. After all, there are many things in it that cannot be translated at all. I don’t believe in translating them in any other language. "Tu said: If you don’t, you will be a bandit and it will be detrimental to a gentleman." Chastity. If the big one goes to the small one, the heaven and the earth are not connected, and all things are not connected; the upper and lower parts are not connected, and the world is stateless. There is yin on the inside and yang on the outside, soft on the inside and strong on the outside, a villain on the inside and a gentleman on the outside. The villain is a Taoist leader. "The way of a gentleman disappears." After the translation, there is really nothing left, nothing left.
But the problem is that Mouse also wants to shout, "It's hard to handle? Then don't do it." But unfortunately, the money given by others is too much. With this money plus the annual operation and maintenance costs, Mouse can easily cast it. A new inheritance environment, he is the twelve spirits and the guardian sequence of civilization. It is not only to fight against evil, but more importantly, to use all means to protect and expand the inheritance of civilization.
But carrying forward traditional culture requires money, and a large amount of resources and manpower can ensure the smooth and long-term development of this work. Therefore, serving the rich man well is a very important part of this.
And Mouse now has to start from scratch, measure and create a plan that is completely applicable there, bit by bit. This requires a lot of energy, and in order to serve the funder well, Mouse may have to set off there soon. Went on a field trip.
There is no accurate return time for this trip. It can be as little as half a year, as much as one year or even three years. After all, the initial construction stage is the most difficult. Only when everything is on track can we gradually relax control.
But Mouse is not worried. After all, he is gone and there is the Mountain King. Although the two of them disagree most of the time, they can replace each other at critical moments. After all, most of the twelve spirits are either Bad or very bad, few people can really think about the future seriously, so whether they are Mouse or Mountain King, they need to be the minds and consciences of the Twelve Spirits when they lead them.
Therefore, although the two of them often have different ideas, they have no doubts about each other's abilities, and the key is that the other twelve spirits have no doubts about their abilities. This configuration can ensure that positions like Mouse can be Make changes at any time.
"Boss, I may have to go on a business trip in a few days, and the time may be quite long."
Mouse rubbed his temples and called Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang hummed, "You are busy with your business."
"Then you have to make an appointment for me, and let the Mountain King temporarily manage everything in the Twelve Spirits. Then bring me the pony, and I have to ask him to help me negotiate with others."
"OK."
After hanging up the phone, Mo Zi breathed a sigh of relief. Although it was foreseeable that this business trip would be very comfortable. After all, he was going to a rich place and not to some shabby place like Nigeria or New Guinea, but he felt like he was about to leave his hometown. It's not very good, but what should I do...it's the price to pay for ideals.
After all, I still can’t let go.
Mouse sighed. Sometimes he got angry when he saw Thunder Dragon's careless look, but sometimes he felt that his life was really free and unrestrained. He could do what he liked unscrupulously, and occasionally complete what he should complete. .
But people, people are more deadly than others, this mouse still understands, so he just sighed and threw all these things behind, and then began to seriously plan this business trip.
However, his busyness during this period of time actually gave Qing Lingzi in the school an incomparably enjoyable experience. At least he didn't have to worry about the unstable factor of rats discovering him.
After a few days of walking around, his cowardly and cowardly character forced him to explore the surrounding environment thoroughly. He even checked out all the secret magic teachers here and met the Holy Lord himself, but he just They hugged Brother Zhang from a distance without revealing each other's identities.
The one who surprised him most was probably Jin Mei, but then he thought about it, since Black Guanyin will appear here, there is nothing particularly unacceptable about Jin Mei appearing here. After all, these gods have a lot of free time now, what are they doing? There are all kinds of people, including those who form a girl group and become Internet celebrities, and those who do business and set up street stalls. In some places, the fresh food sellers in any supermarket may be the big shots of the year.
Therefore, Qing Lingzi continued to play her role here with the idea that as long as she did not provoke them, there would be no conflict.
In fact, he is very meticulous in his work. School starts in one month, and members of the advanced class will come to report soon. Of course, he will not sit there and wait. The preparations must be done properly, otherwise he will not be serious. If he can't achieve results, wouldn't it be a disgrace to Qing Lingzi's reputation?
On the other hand, Hei Guanyin has been very honest during this period, but because of her age and appearance, she can no longer be assigned to the lower class. She can only wait here for the advanced class to start teaching. However, her original intention is to find mice to play with. However, I happened to catch up with Mouse. I have been so busy these past few days that I have no time to accompany her around. Therefore, Heiguanyin can only wander around the major video arcades in the city every day, going in the morning and returning in the evening. When she went to school, her hands were empty. When she came back in the evening, she would carry one or two hundred dolls on her back. On weekends, she would set up a stall in the campus to sell her stuffed toys. Because of the large quantity, many styles and low prices, she was very popular among the children in the school. Girls love it.
In the end, only Brother Zhang was left. Although as an ordinary class teacher, he didn't have much work to do during the summer vacation, he always felt that this was the first time he had taken on such a big responsibility. If he didn't do it well, he would be a little bit embarrassed. He is a student below, so he always lives in the school during this time, busy here and there.
Although most of the people in their class are thorny, but now that the squad leader Zhou Chen is strictly watching over the few hundred dollars, his work tasks have become much lighter invisibly. The people who need attention at this stage There were only two people, Zhou Chen and Chen Siwen.
Zhou Chen was quite worry-free. He participated in the training camp during the day and took a few classmates out to do odd jobs at night, passing the dishes around, so he lived a peaceful life.
Chen Siwen is actually a bit worrying, but after several fixed-point observations by Brother Zhang, she no longer has nightmares at night after being taught those supposedly powerful spells by Thunder Dragon. No strange little people appeared again.
It's just that Brother Zhang feels a little weird, because although he doesn't understand much, he has never eaten pork but has seen too many pigs wandering in front of him. Both mice and thunder dragons have said that even if they are top-notch talents, For people who want to have powerful abilities that are beyond the reach of others, it takes a lot of hard work to achieve them.
But Chen Siwen seems to be a little too relaxed. Just recite a few words of the Golden Light Mantra to make it glow and protect the body. The Calming Mantra only needs to be recited once before going to bed every night to prevent nightmares.
Although it is a divine curse, it is so magical that even a slow person like Brother Zhang felt that there must be some unknown secrets in it. When I asked Chen Siwen, she said that she found nothing unusual. It was during this period. It is true that she no longer has nightmares at night, but in her dreams a man in black robes will appear standing there giving her a lecture, all about these spells. She doesn’t know why this happens, but the man’s lectures are very good. It was so easy to understand and she just had to follow along.
After listening to it, Brother Zhang's first impression was that Chen Siwen might be particularly talented and could understand it on his own, so he didn't think much about it and just let it go.
In this way, the summer vacation was spent in the heat, and soon the beginning of school came.
By this time, the mice had been there for a long time, the jet lag had reversed, and the school was gradually getting back on track. Principal Yan was indeed a very experienced educator. She announced at the beginning of the new semester She has introduced many new policies, including school rules and various disciplines. She doesn't care if she is a secret student or teacher of secret arts. In short, in one sentence, everyone who does not follow the rules will get out.
And on the morning of the first day of school, Brother Zhang had his first serious social interaction with ordinary people.
"What? Are we going to have a social gathering? Did we make a mistake? Whose bad idea was it?"
"Ask the Academic Affairs Office."
The teachers in the office were dumbfounded when they heard about the sorority at work. They all thought it was nonsense, but the school said that because a large proportion of the school's teachers were single, in order to solve the teachers' worries, the school would do its best. Organize similar networking events.
The planner is Wen Ying, deputy director of the Academic Affairs Office.
Seeing the name of this egg, Brother Zhang knew why such strange things happened. Yingsha... it's not strange.
(End of chapter)
