Fight, Thunder Dragon will definitely not be able to defeat Qing Lingzi. But he always found a way to make Qing Lingzi so angry that he vomited blood. He could even lower his face and give Qing Lingzi a late-night snack. Even if Black Guanyin had a black face the whole time, Thunder Dragon didn't show any signs of it. I don't care, it's not polite at all to eat like that.
"Get another bottle of beer, and let me tell you that your craftsmanship is really good, Oriental girl."
Sai Dongfeng chuckled loudly: "Of course, I have always been good at cooking. I heard that Huang Dieer's food is mushy, but I don't know if it's true or not."
"Really, she won't even eat food."
Sai Dongfeng covered his mouth and burst into laughter. Although he knew very well in his heart that this Thunder Dragon was talking about something wrong, because everyone was a Corpse Execution Immortal, and they were all one of the few female Corpse Execution Immortals. In fact, they were still very familiar with each other. Yes, Huang Dieer's family was originally an imperial chef, and the family skills were there. In the past, the sisters were greedy for each other, and they were all thinking about the day when Huang Dieer could hold a banquet, but now they have become a dog in the mouth of Thunder Dragon. If you don’t even eat it, this is really the most ridiculous thing in the world.
Of course, what he can say can still attract people's favor. No wonder this guy has been a fan of people since more than two thousand years ago. Now it seems not unreasonable.
"Dongfang girl, I'm not talking about you. You didn't choose a better body, so why did you become a man?" Thunder Dragon picked up the bowl and ate it, then put down the bowl and started to praise: "You were so good back then. You are a beautiful lady with a pure face and a great temperament. When I pass by you, I don’t even dare to raise my head to look at you. You look dwarfed by me.”
Sai Dongfeng has been around the old dog Qing Lingzi all year round. When has she ever heard such compliments? Although she knows these words are flattering, they sound comfortable. In addition, she has no grudges against Thunder Dragon. Yeah, who wouldn't like a playboy who can coax people.
So at the dinner table, both Hei Guanyin and Qing Lingzi had dark faces, but Sai Dongfeng was smiling like a flower.
"By the way, I came in such a hurry this time that I didn't bring you any gifts. I'll give this to you." Thunder Dragon took out an old pocket watch from his pocket: "I took this out from the Emperor's treasure house with great difficulty. I carry it with me. Although it is a magic weapon, it is not special because of its age. The only function is to time it with sound."
This pocket watch was indeed taken out of Brother Zhang's warehouse. It was a gift given to the Holy Lord by the seventh generation Merlin. It probably happened during the Qianlong period. At that time, this watch was probably the only pocket watch in the world with a timer reminder. , but now every mobile phone has this function, so this magic weapon is somewhat useless. But the problem is that it is a gold watch and the shape and craftsmanship are very good. It is also an antique, so it is worth a lot of money.
Thunder Dragon was also generous, and he was unambiguous in his moves, making the Oriental girl smile all over her face.
"Speaking of which, the Corpse Execution Immortal can't do it either. You've only punished so many people over the years. Where are they?"
After getting the benefit, Sai Dongfeng naturally became acquainted with Thunder Dragon. She said with an ouch: "Forget it, they are just some young men. They are either hiding from Qing Lingzi, or they have gone to the Twelve Spirits." , or it means that they no longer want to get involved in the disputes between Jianghu and Jianghu and just want to live a peaceful life, and there are still eighteen or nineteen who are just going to kindergarten now."
"No wonder this old dog is so anxious to pass on the legacy that everything has collapsed."
After Thunder Dragon finished speaking, Sai Dongfeng laughed with him, and Qing Lingzi's hands began to shake. However, Hei Guanyin slapped the table unhappily when he saw this: "Why are you turning your elbows outward? With you Are you laughing at the old man like that?"
"How can there be any outsiders? Isn't this one of our own?" Sai Dongfeng pointed at Thunder Dragon: "Can't you see the corpse dissection marks on his body? He is also a corpse dissolution immortal. They are all one of our own."
It was Qing Lingzi who decided whether the Corpse Execution Immortal was one of his own, but the problem was that Thunder Dragon was the Corpse Execution Immortal ordained by the Holy Lord. Qing Lingzi could only identify it by pinching his nose, but he had never suffered in this life. This kind of grievance, being teased by someone at his door, would not be called Qing Lingzi at any time if he didn't hang the visitor's head on the flagpole at home.
It's just that Qing Lingzi can't do anything in this situation. After all, it's been thousands of years. Thunder Dragon... or Wen Ying has been the same, and it hasn't changed at all. And this time, people are here just for the inheritance of Corpse Solution Immortal. thing.
"That's right, old ass."
Thunder Dragon turned to look at Qing Lingzi, and this title made Qing Lingzi's chopsticks hit the bowl heavily, but Thunder Dragon continued without caring: "If you really get in, Holy Master He will definitely know that you are coming, you can’t hide from his eyes, you know this, right?”
Qing Lingzi nodded while suppressing his anger.
Then Thunder Dragon continued: "He also likes to wander around. When you are teaching lessons, you must use snacks. Don't be so fucking stupid. Don't blame the Holy Master for thinking you are doing shit."
Although his words didn't sound good, they spoke to Qing Lingzi's heart. Qing Lingzi, the Holy Lord of this term, was not familiar with him and didn't know much about his nature. He just knew that the Holy Lord of this term was extremely powerful and had To support the inheritance, this is very simple in Qing Lingzi's mind. He himself is a person with great perseverance. It is absolutely impossible for him to deal with the problem like Lei Long said, not to mention that it is related to inheritance. Big things.
But Lei Long also said that the Holy Master sometimes observes, so how to teach people requires a systematic plan. You can't just think about it and say it like before, let alone just let the disciples realize it. This will make the Holy Master I feel that he is careless. Qing Lingzi, who has been a hero, knows clearly that he can make his superiors doubt his motives but he must not make his superiors doubt his abilities. If he doubts his motives, he will be given a chance to verify them, but if he doubts his abilities, it will be troublesome.
"knew."
He agreed coldly, but in fact, he had already drafted it silently in his mind, how to start from scratch, how to go from shallow to deep, and even change his teaching habits according to the attributes and habits of different disciples.
After finishing the supper, Lei Long leaned on the sofa and drank tea. He was so leisurely and content that it made people think that this was his home. Qing Lingzi sat next to him looking worried, and Hei Guanyin went back to the room with a look of disgust on his face. Brush your phone.
"Qing Lingzi, I'm not talking about you. We also have grievances between us, but this time it's about your Corpse Execution Immortal inheritance. You have to think about it carefully. This is a good opportunity. After passing this village, There is no longer this store, so you'd better lower your profile and don't reveal your identity every time you meet people. Apart from being a wanted criminal, you, Qing Lingzi, have nothing valuable at all." Thunder Dragon said loudly. He said in a tone that was both disgusting and anxious: "There will be an enrollment expansion on Wednesday. During the list review and interview, if you are a rat, you have to keep a low profile. But again, you can figure it out yourself. .”
Qing Lingzi thought for a moment, then came to serve tea to see the guests off.
"You are really a dog-faced person. Why do you chase people away so easily?" Thunder Dragon stood up and said, "Come on, I won't talk nonsense anymore. You'll get annoyed if you talk too much."
After finishing speaking, he went to the refrigerator and took out a box of TW specialty cuttlefish balls: "I'll take this. You can't buy such fresh ones over there."
"Let's go, let's take it away!" Qing Lingzi became extremely impatient and chased away the thunder dragon like a fly.
The Thunder Dragon waved to Sai Dongfeng as if he didn't hear it: "Goodbye, Dongfang girl."
"I'll give it to you." Sai Dongfeng stood up: "Let me see if there are any other specialties you can bring back so that the Holy Master can also try them."
Qing Lingzi snorted coldly, but didn't say anything.
But not long after Thunder Dragon left, Qing Lingzi got up and started pacing back and forth in the living room, because it was already Sunday, Wednesday? Then there are only two days for him to prepare?
This is really a time crunch and a heavy task.
However, it is easy for Qing Lingzi not to reveal his identity. After all, he can change his appearance and aura at will, and his identity is also very simple. After all, he is now a big boss, so figuring out his identity is not a problem. The key is the issue of teaching. He has not taught a disciple for two thousand years, and now he suddenly wants to be a teacher, and it is directly related to a major issue of inheritance. This makes the old monster Qingling somewhat uneasy.
But his anxiety did not affect Thunder Dragon, because Thunder Dragon had not completely finished running, and his last stop was to the so-called Demon Realm, and the master of this Demon Realm was the Heavenly Demon among the Three Demons of Heaven, Earth, and Humans.
The Demon was sealed in Shangqiu by Qing Lingzi, and was not released until seventy-two years ago. Now the Demon is very honest. He contracted a villa in the place where he was sealed, and opened a farmhouse there, which has gone up in history. It’s on the local must-eat list.
"Hey, I haven't seen you in many years."
The moment the thunder dragon appeared at the farmhouse, the Great Heavenly Demon had already reacted. After seeing that it was the thunder dragon, he was somewhat puzzled: "What are the twelve spirits doing here? You are not welcome here."
"No." Thunder Dragon chuckled and walked forward: "Qing Lingzi, do you still remember?"
At the mention of the name Qing Lingzi, the Great Heavenly Demon's whole body suddenly burned with blazing flames. Although it quickly subsided, it clearly showed the Great Heavenly Demon's resentment towards Qing Lingzi.
"Qing Lingzi will be back in a few days and will go back to XXX school to be a teacher, but he will hide his identity. That's all I'm saying, goodbye."
"Wait a moment!"
Thunder Dragon frowned and turned around: "You'd better figure out who you are, and don't yell at me like this. Qing Lingzi was able to seal you, but you think I, the Twelve Spirits, can't do it? You Have you had too many good times these years and don’t know how much you weigh?”
The Great Heavenly Demon was shocked by Thunder Dragon's momentum. He reacted for a long time, then stretched out his hand, and a steel fork appeared in his hand. However, Thunder Dragon not only did not panic, but directly unbuttoned and lifted it up. Clothes: "Come on, come on, pierce me through, and let me kill you. Let me see what happens to you."
Although very angry. But the Great Demon finally put away his temper and stood there with a gloomy expression.
"I'm here to tell you that Qing Lingzi is coming back and preparing to start another inheritance. This matter is more important to him than life. You know what to do, but let me remind you, if you come directly You're tough, don't blame us for being rude. I'm afraid there's no one in the world who can handle the Twelve Spirits plus Qing Lingzi joining forces. Don't force the Twelve Spirits to become Twelve Evil Spirits."
The Great Heavenly Demon watched the Thunder Dragon leave, and began to think about how to fight his own revenge, but Qing Lingzi really didn't know anything about it.
In addition to this, all major systems have begun to take action. After all, it is really not easy to find a talented successor, but now almost all the people with better talents have been gathered together, so this is almost It will become a carnival in the esoteric world. Every system is thinking about how to take advantage of this turbulent trend to make a profit. Therefore, this group of people is essentially different from the people who went out to speculate in stocks to make a profit during the reform and opening up. difference.
But obviously one cannot be the only one in this system, because the Twelve Spirits do not have such a mechanism, and they are managers, so they do not go out to grab people. So since other systems go out to grab people, they cannot be too comfortable. .
Many books simply write about what the way of an emperor is. In fact, to put it bluntly, all management methods lead to the same goal through different approaches. One system must not be allowed to dominate, otherwise the store will deceive customers.
So the best result is that they still have internal competition and conflicts with each other, which can not only ensure vitality but also allow these dogs to come up with real things.
If there is Tianzun, there must be Chi You, and if there is Qing Lingzi, there must be Blood Demon. It doesn't matter if they recruit others to join the gang. Anyway, the camps will be in conflict, and they will be treated as catfish in each other's water tank.
The easiest thing at this time should be the technology side, because the technology side has a low lower limit and a high upper limit. Zhang Yao is now sitting next to Brother Zhang, systematically explaining magic and other things to him.
Seeing Lei Long come back, Zhang Yao raised her hand to say hello, and then said: "I heard that your school is doing pretty well?"
"It's okay, what's up? Are you interested?"
"Hahaha, stop making trouble." Zhang Yao waved her hand: "A group of middle school and high school level students can't learn anything from me. Let them complete basic education first."
Thunder Dragon sat down next to her and said to Brother Zhang: "The matter is settled."
"Are you trying to pull off the tiger's skin again?" Zhang Yao looked at Thunder Dragon with a smile: "I heard that your nickname is the troublemaker in the world of cultivation."
"Otherwise, without me, that big shit would be so stinky."
After saying that, Thunder Dragon suddenly slapped his thigh: "I forgot to let Master Pi out!"
Brother Zhang shook his head: "I let her go a long time ago. She is sleeping in the basement now. It will take some time to wake up."
"That's good." Thunder Dragon let out a long breath: "We almost got into big trouble."
Brother Zhang helplessly shook his head, while Zhang Yao smiled and said: "You seem to be following some rules. Just make some achievements and cause trouble. Really human and worldly things allow you to play clearly."
"That's really not true. It's just an oversight." Lei Long protested, then looked at Brother Zhang and said, "Qing Lingzi will go for an interview in a few days. You can just learn from him. Hehe..."
(End of chapter)
