Just how powerful the demon god is, let’s briefly describe it. In 518 AD, the Blood Demon in Sichuan led to the destruction of twelve sects in Shu, with a total of 2,442 casualties. The various sects in Sichuan fell, and the remaining In 559, the sects of the Han Dynasty united to form a sect named Shushan Sect.
In 732 AD, the Umayyad Dynasty of Arabia appeared in troubled times with a demon god. The demon god had the power of bewitchment and calling, causing the rulers of the Umayyad Dynasty to cross the Pyrenees and attack the Frankish Kingdom. As it reached the limit of its expansion, in The Battle of Poitiers was defeated by Charles Martel, the Prime Minister of the Frankish Kingdom. The Umayyad Dynasty quickly withered and died eighteen years later.
In 1094 AD, Urban II of Rome was possessed by gods and demons, and later launched the legendary Crusade in 1096, which lasted for two hundred years. The exact number of deaths during the entire process is unknown, but it was the end in disguise. It has affected the national destiny of many countries throughout Central Asia.
In 1338 AD, the first demon god with a name, Hadru, appeared near what is now Kyrgyzstan. The events triggered by his appearance were very famous, and therefore he received an exclusive title, the Black Death. From 1346 to 1353, the Black Death brought by the demon god Hadru raged around the world, becoming the deadliest pandemic in human history, killing as many as 200 million people.
In 1626 AD, the world-famous Apocalypse Explosion occurred. The reason was that the twelve spirits rounded up the demon god Huwei, and finally the demon self-destructed. This explosion caused eight of the twelve spirits to directly enter reincarnation, and also caused more than 20,000 people to die. People die.
Starting from this year, all parts of the world began to set up their own defense systems based on their own cultures. The chaos of the demon gods subsided for a while, and many demon gods were eliminated before they came to the fore. Until the end of 1914, the demon gods Xue Lai merged with a dying little Austrian art loser on the battlefield. Everyone knows what happened next, and this man almost destroyed the entire Eurasian secret defense system. What everyone sees now They were all rebuilt later.
As for the demon gods in earlier periods, because there are no records, it is difficult to determine whether they are demon gods. The first demon god recorded is the Blood Demon of Shu, and the last demon god recorded is Mustache.
As for the demon god Zuo Danshuang, it is actually the Huwei that caused the Apocalypse. Because the demon god can only transcend to near immortality, and this force is so violent, it has been sealed on the side of the Holy Lord, generation after generation. of.
Most of the other demons are in the same situation. Some have not grown up, and some have been suppressed by the defense system without causing much harm. Therefore, Brother Zhang's restaurant is theoretically the place with the most demons.
A special case here is Zhu Zhenzhen. Zhu Zhenzhen’s power of frost comes from the Demon God, but her Demon God is not naturally formed, but a Demon God born from the power of the spirit of speech, and the smell of dog licking is too strong. He directly turned into a patron saint, which can be ignored.
But the remaining demon gods who are living outside are not fuel-efficient lamps. It can be seen from the rules above that demon gods generally coexist with humans, so the same is true for new demon gods. They will seek a human to coexist with them. As for what they will do, it is not necessarily certain. After all, demon gods every hundred and eighty One will pop up every ten years, but there are only a handful of people who can truly cause harm to the world.
There are also demons who like to do research in the house. Occasionally inventing something can sometimes even change the course of mankind.
"I think this place will do the trick."
"No, there are too few people here. If you want a place with more people, the more the better. The more people, the more capable people, so that we can have enough to eat."
The two mouths on Zhang Xu's arms kept chatting, which made him very embarrassed on the train. Even if the sounds of the two mouths were very small, they would still make a sound. Fortunately, it was winter and he could cover it up with a long-sleeved down jacket. When summer comes, I really don’t know what will happen.
After a few days of getting along with each other, Zhang Xu gradually understood the characteristics of the two mouths on his arm. The one on the right arm was obviously the boss. Normally, he was responsible for commanding, but from their conversation, it could be heard that the right hand's combat effectiveness It is superior to the left hand, and the left hand is a foolhardy fool in comparison.
"Does anyone want Texas Braised Chicken, premium selection..."
On the train, the conductor was pushing a trolley to sell products. Just now, Xiao Zuo was discussing with Lao You where to settle down. Now he couldn't stand still when he heard the hawking sound. He was clamoring to ask Zhang Xu to buy him Texas Braised Chicken. , and finally Lao You couldn't bear it and slapped it on the mouth, which made it quiet down.
"I want to eat big chicken drumsticks again, and I want to eat braised chicken again. Eat, eat, eat. Have you never eaten anything?"
Lao You's scolding made Xiao Zuo silent, but Zhang Xu heard Xiao Zuo's whisper: "Buy me one secretly."
"I have no money..." Zhang Xu looked embarrassed: "I didn't bring anything with me when I came out. We evaded the fare and got on the bus..."
"Oh...it's really troublesome."
Xiao Zuo sighed, and then Zhang Xu's left hand suddenly grew uncontrollably, and then he pulled a pack of braised chicken off the cart at an extremely fast speed. Even in front of the flight attendant, she didn't notice at all. No awareness.
Just as Xiao Zuo was about to feast, Lao You suddenly rushed over and pinched the wrist of his left hand: "You bastard, what did I tell you? We are just freshmen now. What if you are discovered?"
Little Zuo hesitated and remained silent, but his palms were turned purple by Old Right's grasp, but he still refused to let go of the Texas Braised Chicken in his hands.
"Hey...eat, eat, if there is a next time, I can't spare you."
As soon as Xiao Zuo heard that the boss agreed, the controller Zhang Xu immediately stuffed the whole bag of braised chicken with the packaging into his mouth. After a while, the plastic bag and the tin foil bag were spit out, and Zhang Xu himself I also felt that satisfying feeling of fullness...
Xiao Zuo burped and then became quiet. At this time, it was Lao You's turn. He controlled Zhang Xu to put one hand on the window, making a gesture of supporting his head, and then whispered to him Said: "Pretend to take a nap, the ticket inspector will come, leave the rest to me."
When Zhang Xu heard this, he quickly closed his eyes and leaned against the window. As the ticket inspector's voice got closer and closer, his heart couldn't help but jump. The nervousness directly caused all his adrenaline to drain. Full.
But soon, he heard a gibbering-like sound coming from Lao You's side. The sound was so loud that it could be heard in the entire carriage. Then he saw the flight attendant checking tickets skipping the seat, and then other passengers. He stood up and came to Zhang Xu, opened his wallet or took out the cash he had on him, and threw it in front of Zhang Xu for fifty or for me.
Soon there were tens of thousands of dollars in front of him, and at this time Lao You gradually stopped murmuring, and just said to him: "Mind control is very energy-consuming, and I can't use it more than once now, so you can use it sparingly. We’ll figure it out when we get to our destination.”
Zhang Xu looked at the money in front of him in astonishment, and then whispered: "Why did you choose me..."
"Fate, this is fate. Well, don't expect to be separated from us. Since you have been chosen, you don't need to struggle anymore. We are already connected to your limbs and bones. Apart from us, you can't You will die." Lao You said seriously: "Now, you and I, and I and you are inseparable."
"What should I do in the summer? I have two mouths on my hands and can still talk. How scary is this..."
"Don't panic, we have our own mimicry skills."
Zhang Xu felt a little relieved after hearing this. Although he had to passively accept these two monsters, he had no choice but to take it one step at a time.
"Don't harm anyone...you will be caught by the police."
Zhang Xu suddenly said: "If anything happens, we can discuss it."
"Hahahahahaha, I don't care about all the things in the world. But of course I can't do whatever I want. There is a mountain as high as every mountain in the world. If we really do something heinous, someone will come to deal with us. With our current abilities, you are the only one. With this weak body, we will definitely die."
In fact, it was not the first time that Zhang Xu had experienced being scolded, but having a part of his body laugh at him as a weakling was something he had never experienced before. He felt particularly lost. After all, although he had also been interested in secret arts before, He was very interested, but it was only after he had one foot in the door that he felt that he was really too weak.
"Don't worry, I have a way to make you stronger. Not only do you have to become stronger, you also have to become stronger than anyone else!"
Zhang Xu was deceived in this way, and a sense of expectation arose in his heart. He expected that he would become powerful, and become as powerful as the people of the motherland in the American TV series. He even no longer doubted what this weird mouth said. .
As the train slowly arrived at its destination, Zhang Xu got out of the car in a daze, and suddenly felt his body moving again, and then heard Xiao Zuo shout: "Look at me!"
After saying that, Zhang Xu crossed the platform like a gibbon and disappeared into the mountains.
However, this time Xiao Zuo did not let Zhang Xu play wild survival. Instead, he went to the city center of CD at the request of Lao You. In order to cover up his soliloquy, Zhang Xu bought a Bluetooth headset at the accessory store. Wear it on your ear so it at least looks like you're talking on the phone.
"What's next?"
Zhang Xu asked curiously, but what was waiting for him was not Lao You but Xiao Zuo shouting: "Eat! Eat, eat, eat, I want to eat burning noodles!"
"The burning noodles belong to your mother YB." Lao You cursed and then said to Zhang Xu: "First buy a mobile phone, get the money and ID information, then find a place to stay, then apply for a new ID card, and then rent a house to settle down. Come down. The rest will be discussed in the long run.”
There is a saying, although Xiao Zuo is not so reliable, Lao Right is really very reliable. He has a leadership style in speaking and doing things, clear and hierarchical, organized and purposeful.
According to Lao You's arrangement, Zhang Xu first bought a mobile phone and used his electronic ID card to apply for a phone card, then rebind all the information on XX treasure and X letter to the new mobile phone, and then contacted a mobile phone company through X process. The folk custom of renting a house cost 2,700 yuan.
This set of procedures is completed in one go without any obstacles.
After safely checking in, Zhang Xu took a shower first, and then finally lay on the soft bed. However, while he was resting, his hands did not stop, and he kept studying there with his mobile phone.
"This is great. You can buy food and drink without leaving home. I'll order some peppercorn chicken."
Xiao Zuo was talking excitedly about ordering takeout, but was slapped on the back of his hand by Lao You: "I just know how to eat and do business! Give me your phone!"
Xiao Zuo, who was beaten up, reluctantly gave his phone to Lao You, and then he saw Lao You clicking quickly on it, switching quickly between advertisements, maps and memos.
"What are we going to do?"
"To become stronger quickly, the easiest way is to absorb the power of energy."
"Ah? But just now you said you should keep a low profile."
When Lao You heard Xiao Zuo's words, he laughed out loud: "Catch without killing, dig without stopping. No one cares how weak they are the next day, but as long as there are a hundred, With one thousand or ten thousand, we can quickly become stronger."
"The boss is so wise."
"You're so wise! With your little brain, what else can you know besides eating?"
"I just have a mouth...no brain."
Zhang Xu was already very tired, but when he heard the conversation between these two immortals, he actually made them happy. He sat up and asked curiously: "Old You, why are you so careful?"
"This is not the first time for me. I was too promiscuous before." Lao You seemed to be thinking of some sad past when he spoke: "I felt that I was invincible, and then I went to challenge..."
"I know, I know." Xiao Zuo replied quickly: "The boss went to challenge the twelve holy spirits at that time, and was almost captured. Later, he managed to escape with his soul damaged. After coming out this time, he became much less courageous."
"No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak." Lao You scolded, but this time his breath was a little unsteady.
"Twelve Holy Spirits? What are those?"
"Police, our police here." Lao You said seriously: "If you are discovered, you will be attacked by a group of people and you will die. So we stay away and look for opportunities to recuperate. Now I am reunited with great strength. As before, don’t provoke the Twelve Holy Spirits unless absolutely necessary.”
Zhang Xu nodded: "Are we bad guys?"
"There are no good or bad people, there is no pure good and evil in the world. I just want to live, what can I do wrong?" Lao You said excitedly: "Why should you define good and evil for me? If you can Choose, who doesn’t want to be born with a spiritual body, and who would want to be born with a demonic body?”
"I, I, I think this is not bad, brother." Xiao Zuo chuckled: "You can eat braised chicken."
