In fact, even he himself doesn’t know how much stuff Brother Zhang wants to hoard. As for why he suddenly awakened his hamster attribute, it’s all Zhang Yao’s fault. If Zhang Yao hadn’t hoarded so much, Brother Zhang wouldn’t have looked at it. Warehouses full of people are imagining what will happen if they live in the end of the world, so naturally they will not awaken their hobby of hoarding things.
And men, since they want to hoard, they should hoard to the fullest. As long as they can afford it, they should hoard as many things as possible to satisfy their fantasies. The next step is to collect scripts.
From the U disk that Xiao Bailong gave him, we can see that there are about four to five hundred copies of various doomsday texts in it, covering almost all the doomsdays that humans can think of. First, Xiao Zhang eliminated all geological disaster-type doomsdays. , because geological disasters are no fun and there is no hope in sight.
A doomsday article with no hope in sight does not fit the theme of happiness, because in a doomsday environment, only if there is hope in the heart can one have the motivation to live. There is no doubt about this. This is just like the last time Brontosaurus and the others Playing in a team is like a post-apocalyptic survival game. Only those who focus on escaping will have the will to survive.
Another thing is to eliminate the script where a beautiful girl comes to the door at the beginning. Brother Zhang doesn't like and is not good at getting along with strangers, let alone living in a small environment with a woman who has no emotional basis.
Finally, Brother Zhang doesn’t plan to go out to search for supplies. He doesn’t like to pick up garbage, and he doesn’t like to be startled by zombies behind him. Let's be honest...he's a coward.
Although speaking to the outside world, no one would believe that a guardian would be timid, but in fact he is really not courageous. All his bravery is based on the premise that the world cannot harm him at all, and if you want to build a fantasy world , that is, the legendary virtual world, then he will definitely not bring the guardian ability into the field, which means that he can only be an ordinary person in it.
An ordinary person who may be killed at any time... Then there should be a real sense of fear. This is probably a kind of emotional reconstruction of Brother Zhang, because when a person is in a state of absolute invincibility for a long time , the emotional ability will be lost little by little. When he starts to have no disgust or love, then he will become what he hates the most.
So this can be regarded as a kind of emotional salvation for himself.
"It's not good to be too lonely." Brother Zhang lowered his head and wrote in his notebook: "In addition to various supplies, you must have a companion."
The big yellow next to him stretched his neck and took a look, then picked up jiojio and lay there and yawned: "Are you going to take me here as a pet?"
Brother Zhang raised his eyes and glanced at Dahuang, then thought for a moment: "I want to take the dog boss."
Dahuang turned over: "Humph..."
"Okay, okay, I'll take you with me." Brother Zhang shook his head and said with a smile, "Isn't it okay to take you with me?"
"That's about right." Dahuang nodded: "When are you going to start?"
"We still have to wait for the water purification device and rainwater collection device to arrive. We can't survive without food and water."
Dahuang jumped up: "Are you crazy? Do you know how much water you and Zhang Yao have hoarded? You bought out a pure water plant and Zhang Yao just hoarded it in your warehouse. Two and a half million bottles of water! Two and a half million! A bottle of water has one liter, which is 2.4 million liters. One liter of water has one kilogram, which is 2,400 tons of water! There are also five liters Bottled water is enough for you to use for hundreds of years, why do you still need to buy a water purifier???"
Brother Zhang was silent for a long time: "Not much, right?"
"Okay, you stock up." Dahuang didn't have anything to say. Just like Xiao Tian said, for people like him, the fun is to stock up on things. What else can he say? Instead of stopping, encourage and call it a day.
In fact, many people cannot understand Brother Zhang, and the main reason why they cannot understand is that they cannot reach his level of ability, because if there is a true god in the world, then the true god is him, but the problem is when a person can When you can easily get anything in the world, you will find that other people have become NPCs in the game. It feels like a super large MMrpg game, in which someone gets a suit of fifteen versions later. It has a graduation outfit and also has super GM authority to brush equipment after one hundred and fifty versions.
At the beginning, he may still pretend to be awesome in the game, but within a month, he may not even be interested in pretending to be awesome, because the world has no meaning for him, and he must either open a small account or give up.
Brother Zhang can't give up, so he can only open a trumpet...
So let him do whatever he wants. As long as he is happy, you can say anything.
While Brother Zhang was waiting for Zhang Yao's water treatment system to arrive, Lei Long and the others were already receiving commendations in Moscow. After that, as Lei Long expected, there were presidential interviews, ambassador dinners, and Mao Zi slapping the table. Nothing less, the whole process is now like a farce in Thunder Dragon's eyes. What he wants to do most now is to go back and sit under the big sycamore tree to enter meditation for three years, and have a good understanding of his life and future.
Xiao Ma is also distracted. He is currently thinking about dealing with his own corruption. You must know that every day he delays, the probability of him being caught and publicly executed by Huniu increases. Huniu does not care about the reason. As Er Ling's chief housekeeper, she has no human feelings to speak of.
When two confused people got together, there was naturally no way to enjoy the rest of the journey. The day after they finished patting the table with Mao Zi, he pushed the rest of the things into Mo Zi's hand, and the two hurriedly Return home.
After they came back, they happened to encounter Brother Zhang squatting at the door of the store to dismantle things. There were a bunch of things that needed to be assembled next to him. It looked like a ball as tall as a person, but this ball was very strange, with many wrinkles on it. Don't know what it's for.
Thunder Dragon was devastated. He still couldn't figure it out, so he picked up a mat and ran under the big sycamore tree to meditate. Yu Heng, who was sitting cross-legged next to him to observe his filial piety for his master, glanced at him and then moved his butt to the side. Location. The two of them didn't speak during the whole process, and no one asked what was wrong with the other person. They just sat there with their legs crossed, their eyes closed and their heads lowered, and they began to meditate.
But half an hour later, before Brother Zhang had finished unpacking the box, Thunder Dragon came back with a mat in his arms. He said that the big sycamore tree was sucking his spiritual power, and he couldn't stand the cold, so he planned to meditate in the house.
Brother Zhang just glanced at him but said nothing.
Thunder Dragon stayed in trance for another half an hour, then limped to Xu Wei, leaned there and said, "I'll fry some rice for Master, Master is hungry."
Xu Wei, who had just started working, looked at his legs and asked curiously: "Your legs..."
"When I entered concentration, my legs were crossed and numb." Thunder Dragon said.
"No...Master, with your concentration, you still want to enter concentration? Why don't you just take a shower, go back and lie on the bed, watch TV and fall asleep?" Xu Wei said with a puzzled face: "Is there something you can't figure out? What?"
"Master, I can't figure out why I can't compare to a nuclear bomb."
Thinking of this, the Brontosaurus sighed again, and at this time, Brother Zhang had already finished the device outside. It was an iron pillar as tall as a person, with a round ball on top. There are many gaps, and inside the gaps are a large number of folds that can be rotated. It is said that as long as it is rotated, as long as the relative humidity does not exceed 40%, it can store about 500 milliliters of water every day, and there is also a Purification device is installed on the roof to collect water.
Brother Zhang was reading the manual, looking very serious with his head lowered, while Brontosaurus looked over and glanced at him: "Boss, what are you doing?"
Brother Zhang said, "Install a rain collector."
Thunder Dragon was stunned for a moment, and then asked Brother Zhang carefully what he wanted to do. When Brother Zhang told him his plan, Thunder Dragon immediately signed up.
Brother Zhang was a little reluctant at first, but Thunder Dragon kept trying, saying that he had been unstable lately, and that he also needed a place to be quiet, so in the end the soft-hearted Brother Zhang reluctantly agreed. Acquire this guy's request.
"In that case, there's no need to worry. Master Ma will send a batch of supplies here in a few days."
Brother Zhang raised his head curiously: "Huh?"
"Master Ma has made money in the past two years, and he plans to give back to the society and respect his boss. This is understandable, right?"
Brother Zhang thought it was just some odds and ends at first, but when the supplies for Ma Tahua's piece of shit began to arrive five days later, Brother Zhang realized the problem.
Maybe most people don't have a specific concept of one billion supplies. A rough description is a box of lunch meat. The better price is about 15 yuan. One billion can buy 70 million boxes. If it is replaced with other supplies, it is enough. Filling an area the size of a football field to the brim.
In the next few days, Brother Zhang watched the truck parked at the entrance of Chang'an Lane every day, and then moved all day long. Today it is food, tomorrow it is daily necessities, and the day after tomorrow it is various tools. Anyway, in this winter when the plague is spreading, Xiao Ma single-handedly revitalized the secondary industry of two or three small towns.
He bought 30 million yuan for instant noodles alone. Although the ingredients were of the highest quality, the cost was only eight yuan per bag. There are also various self-heating foods, cooking kits and emergency foods, as well as medicines...
An interesting thing happened during this period, that is, Xiao Ma was arrested by the police for questioning because he bought too much cold medicine and painkillers. They were afraid that he would buy these things and go back to practice some bad things, such as meth. Amphetamines and stuff like that.
Later, Xiao Ma showed his ID and said it was something he bought for the Demon Realm, and asked Bureau Chen to issue a certificate... No, Bureau Chen has now become Bureau Chen, and his status has skyrocketed.
They were delivered like this, and it took nine days before the goods were almost finished. From Brother Zhang's point of view, the hoarding of these things could no longer be said to be about surviving the apocalypse, but about rebuilding civilization.
If the country hadn't refused to buy it, Xiaoma might even have to buy two armored vehicles, which is an exaggeration anyway.
"Why is he so crazy?" Mouse lit a cigarette and looked at the mountains of supplies in Brother Zhang's warehouse: "Did he do something shameful and come here to launder money?"
The Brontosaurus stood on tiptoe and glanced at the endless shelves. He pursed his lips and remained silent for a long time: "Buji Island."
"You must know." Mouse turned around and walked out of the door: "If you let me know what you are doing, don't blame me for falling out."
"You know me. If I really do something bad, I will be struck by thunder."
Mouse closed the door of the small warehouse and stood in the yard with a frown. He felt that there must be something going on with these two guys, otherwise they wouldn't be so mysterious.
"Where did he get that money? Tell the truth."
"Hey, it's a good profit. You also know his ability in doing business. The middleman makes a profit, and then he pays the balance, and he is too lazy to ask for money. In addition, this year is not a good year, so stock up in advance. I put the things here to prepare for everyone's unexpected needs." Thunder Dragon explained: "The money is not too much."
The mouse didn't say a word and walked away with his hands behind his back.
After seeing him leave, Thunder Dragon came to Brother Zhang. He turned his head to see the new Little Red Dragon and Coral pulling each other to grab an apron and whispered: "When should we start?"
Brother Zhang sat there holding his head for a long time without saying anything: "I haven't found a suitable script yet..."
"Just pick one and that's it. Then we build a super bunker. The bunker must have a lookout so you can observe the outside at any time."
Brother Zhang glanced at Thunder Dragon: "Are you planning to let Zhang Yao design it?"
"That's not possible. How can she interfere with such a fun thing? Let's design it ourselves!"
Brother Zhang nodded eagerly upon hearing this.
In fact, Brother Zhang’s doomsday adventure plan is really boring. He just wants to stay in one place, work in the store during working hours, and then go there to experience the tranquility of the doomsday during the rest of the time. After all, the whole country is basically Classes were suspended, and the annual winter vacation was expected to last until April next year. He didn't need to sleep yet, so he had a lot of time to waste.
But it wasn't until Thunder Dragon got involved that everything became interesting. Brother Zhang didn't mention his idea of designing an invincible fortress before. His plan was very simple, which was to block the passage on the top floor of a tall building. , overlooking the city's decline from above.
Brontosaurus took out a piece of paper: "The invincible bunker is meaningless in the suburbs and countryside. It must be in the city, and it is the central park of the city, the most prosperous area. I recommend the zombie apocalypse. Although it is illogical, it is exciting. It is best if the zombies are powerful and have some wisdom, but they are not enough to form an order, and the zombies will not starve to death. This unreasonable setting is very important. Otherwise, if all the zombies die after two months of starvation, then there is still fun. A hammer."
Brother Zhang nodded hurriedly: "In a fantasy world, no one will really die."
"So if it's unreasonable, it's not unreasonable. As long as it's fun." Brontosaurus drew a rough structural diagram on the paper: "The invincible bunker doesn't need to be too complicated. It has three floors. On the bottom floor, we need to connect it to the city's sewer system. , some daily activities are here. On the top floor, we need to communicate with the ground, exhaust gas, collect rainwater, etc. The middle floor is our living area. It must be able to ensure a comfortable life and be able to have nothing to do. Experience the despair of the city, so here we need..."
Under the description of the Brontosaurus, a prototype came out quickly, and then Rhubarb joined in. It said very seriously: "Now, let me say a few words."
