The beautiful roundhouse kick was followed by a bolt of thunder leaping high, and the moment the Stitch Monster leaned back, four hollow water pipes passed through its body, and then a chainsaw hit it from the head to the crotch. .
Looking at the squirming pile of rotten meat on the ground, Brontosaurus covered his nose and said: "No, you are so greedy for so much money, can't you replace your weapon with a better one? It's full of water pipes and chainsaw blades all day long. At any rate, don’t show any cowardice when Wan Jian returns to the clan.”
"Going to the bar on a bicycle is a waste of money." Xiao Ma put back the water pipe sewn on the strange piece of meat and rubbed his hands on the wall: "My steel pipes are all Laiyang steel pipes, each one costs six and eight yuan. Do you know how much a flying sword of the same grade costs? One hundred and eighty! It can’t be a Longquan sword, it’s a steel sword made in an ordinary foundry. And because the sword body cannot be too thick, it will not bear enough strength and will easily bend. The average force loss of steel pipes is very low. If I fly 10,000 steel pipes, the loss is only a few hundred yuan. If I fly 10,000 swords, the loss is 700,000. I am crazy and I use a sword, and you laugh at me It's ugly to use a circular saw. I laugh at you because you can't cut through with a big knife. You can cut through a hundred monsters with a big knife, but my chainsaw can kill 850 monsters. If it breaks, just replace it with a new one. I don't feel bad at all."
As they talked, they used torches to burn all the cobwebs in the basement, and then came to the last room. Xiao Ma pushed it and found that the door was locked. He leaned aside and said, "Come up." "
The Brontosaurus stepped forward and put his hand on the metal door. When the electric current passed through, he heard a rattling sound from the mechanical structure inside, and then the door weighing several tons was pushed open with a whine.
The door was opened, and there were lights inside. It seemed that this old thing built during the Soviet period was really preparing for nuclear war. In addition to a series of emergency equipment, there were several Peter the Great stations inside. The clerical staff were sitting inside shivering, and several of them were classic Slavic girls who looked particularly good-looking.
"Okay, don't be afraid anymore." Thunder Dragon closed the door and patted the gold wall: "Hey, this place is so grand. How much gold do you get for this?"
"I made a rough estimate, at least five tons." Xiao Ma's eyes were fixed on the gold wall and never moved away: "If the gold here can be transported away, not only can my hole be blocked, but I can also make a fortune. Big pen."
Thunder Dragon glanced sideways at a few trembling civilian staff, then smiled and said: "Kill them?"
"Come on, if I really do such a thing, then it won't be the eldest sister who cleans the house." Xiao Ma sighed: "Life is important."
After saying that, he moved the stool to the side and sat down: "It's your turn to perform."
Thunder Dragon hummed, and then said in very proficient Russian: "Count the number of people, and then establish contact with the Moscow headquarters, and tell them that the reinforcements sent by China have arrived, and at the same time bring a plan to clear the city."
After speaking, Brontosaurus slapped his ID on the table: "Tell them my number over there, they will know it."
After the civilian staff saw Brontosaurus's ID, they obviously became much more stable. They immediately began to send contact codes to the Moscow headquarters, and the call was answered within a short time. Brontosaurus was too lazy to listen to these rookies' clumsiness. report, directly picked up the dedicated phone and said to the other end: "This is the special service number X00002, the international number CX00012, requesting access to the supreme commander."
This number is very particular. The number starting with X in the front represents Brontosaurus's personal identity number and his battle order number. Its full name is Special Police.
Combatant No. 2. The CX at the back is International Special Police Investigator No. 12. This serial number is very high. Mouse is 9 and he is 12. Mouse is ranked higher mainly because he dominates the special service defense network, and the remaining 1 -10 Most of them are department heads from various countries.
After hearing this number, an artificially muted silence immediately appeared on the opposite side. About thirty seconds later, the sound reappeared, and the Thunder Dragon began to assign tasks to others without being polite.
"A group of troops are needed to clear the area. There is a high probability that the fog will not enter the house. The fog outside the house can be cleared with a flamethrower. Anyway, the solution is to use fire. You have delayed it for too long! The emotions of local residents will aggravate The fog is generated quickly, so you must be quick.”
There was no doubt about Thunder Dragon's words at all, because the battle sequence number 2 was enough to represent this person's identity and ability.
"Moscow understands, please be patient and we will contact the military as quickly as possible."
After hanging up the phone, Brontosaurus locked the heavy door, then sat there and enjoyed the warmth of the underground fortress, while chatting with the Slavic beauties about this independent survival system.
"This is the mysterious power from the East."
Brontosaurus' ability to make a handful of coins dance on the table caused a burst of exclamation from the girls, and they even completely forgot about the heroic sacrifices of those colleagues who tried to break through the difficulties before.
Xiao Ma couldn't stand it anymore. He knocked on the table: "What should we do now?"
"What are you doing?" Thunder Dragon turned his head. At this moment, he had grabbed the hand of a little girl and was using the mysterious Eastern power to tell her fortune: "What else can we do? Just sit here and spend a long time with these poor girls. It's a boring night, and then I'm waiting to receive awards. I can't escape from the Honorary Citizen of Novosibirsk, right? I can't hide from the Defense Medal, right? It's indispensable to receive the president, right? Then there's dinner with the ambassador, and attending meetings of the local special departments. Then he slapped the table, called them trash, and asked if you were happy."
Oh... It's really a bit of fun to say it this way, especially when you slap the table and call those stinky idiots trash, it's absolutely wonderful. If you can scold those stinky idiots today, you can point their noses at the American devils and scold them tomorrow, and in a few days You can go to Europe in a day... Forget about Europe. Last time, those old men and women took over the seventeen sanctuaries in England and directly blocked the country's destiny. They probably have a lot of headaches during this time. , once the dragon vein is cut off, the old Buddha will not be able to survive the winter if he is not able to keep it together. If they continue to go, they will be seeking death.
"Gene Era"
Xiao Ma sat next to him and was no longer anxious. He was just thinking about how to go back and settle the accounts. Although this warehouse was a little smaller, it was indeed warm and bright. The conditions were many times better than outside. Coupled with the bonus of the golden wall, things from the outside can't get in at all, so waiting here is actually the best. Anyway, Maozi's regular army should arrive in three days at most. After all, Maozi can't do anything else, but in his own His ability to quickly march on his home territory is quite good.
At night, in the gold warehouse, Xiao Ma was leaning against the wall and had just laid a floor, but Brontosaurus walked over happily, holding a large bottle of purified water, canned luncheon meat and a vacuum in his hand. Packaged beef.
He has been trapped here for a few days, and this is the first time Xiao Ma has eaten beef.
And when the stove was lit again, the group of girls trapped here also came, because just like the pony hadn't eaten beef for a long time, they hadn't eaten hot food for a long time.
"This place is well ventilated, so we won't be suffocated here." Thunder Dragon checked around and said: "Oh, speaking of these idiots, they are also interesting. Why is the whole golden house here to put these strange things? Things, this must be the first of its kind in the world, don’t mention it, there are so many messy things here, you really can’t feel it at the door.”
"Gold is a legendary metal." After the pony had finished drinking and eating, he hugged his knees and stared at the burning furnace: "No spell in the world can penetrate it."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Ma took out sixteen nine-inch nails. They were all made of gold and had words engraved on them. From "Thunder Dragon Specially Kills No. 1" to "Thunder Dragon Specially Kills No. 446", Thunder Dragon took a look at it. , and then looked at the pony.
"Knock on your mother."
Xiao Ma didn't reply, just smiled...
"But it also has weaknesses, that is, if it is used as an offensive weapon, it is too soft, and there is no way to enchant it. As for purely physical attacks, unless I can throw it six times the speed of sound, it will not have much effect on you." Ma handed one to Thunder Dragon: "Remember to give it back to me, one is worth tens of thousands."
"I fucking know what you did with the embezzled money, why did you do this kind of stupid thing? You are not afraid of being poor, you are a bitch, you clearly want to kill me."
Xiao Ma sighed: "But although it is terrible as an offensive weapon, when used for defense, gold is definitely the nemesis of the magic system, but the thunder system does not seem to be very effective."
Thunder Dragon bit the golden nail with his teeth and said: "It seems to be gone. If you dare to use this, I will shock you until you can't take care of yourself."
"Ah... don't."
"What's wrong?" Thunder Dragon looked up at him.
"Don't bite, it's poisonous."
As soon as Pony finished speaking, Thunder Dragon passed away with a bang, and slowly woke up ten minutes later. When he got up, he saw that the capillaries under his skin had turned black, as if he was covered in spider webs. Several large arteries were more obviously black.
"What the hell?" Brontosaurus took out his cell phone and took a photo of himself: "What kind of poison did you put on it?"
"Dragon Subduing Wood Juice."
"You're just targeting me, right?" Thunder Dragon cursed as he began to temper his body. His spiritual power turned into the Lihuo Curse and began to circulate along his meridians and blood vessels, making him look like an art light bulb. Yes, but even so, his mouth didn't stop: "Ma Tiahua, I really admire you for being such a bitch. You really do everything you can. There is really no one who is more sinister than you in the world." You can count them on one hand, but your little old Kunlun can actually have two sleeping dragons and phoenixes, you and Qing Lingzi, at the same time."
In the past, Pony could scold Brontosaurus, but now, he's not like that. He has to ask for help for many things. So since it's asking for help, just say a few words, otherwise it's too much. what.
They spent three days here with several beautiful girls. On the third day, a call came from the communicator. After the call was connected, it meant that Maozi's regular army had officially entered the scene, and this time they not only brought A large number of fire-breathing soldiers even mobilized fifty fire-breathing tanks.
The flames in the hands of the flamethrowers wearing gas masks who rushed out of the fog began to purify the thick fog. Those shadow creatures began to feel fear, and they began to attack these reckless humans. But even in such a large-scale fog, Even under the charge of the terrifying group of upright apes, they still seemed so careless. No matter whether they were giant creatures tens of meters tall or blood-sucking creatures the size of pigeons, they were unable to compete head-on with flamethrowers and rocket launchers. Even the small mountain-like creature was It was quickly smashed to pieces under the impact of tank guns.
The flamethrower burned those scary-looking things into a ball of charcoal flying up and down, and the mist began to recede as if consciously.
In just two days, humans have almost regained the previously lost positions. The flamethrower has natural restraint against this monster fog, and none of the monsters inside can compete with the Butan. Down.
With the rumbling of gunfire outside, power and heating were restored, and more than 15% of the city returned to normal, and it was time for Brontosaurus and the others to prepare to go out.
They carefully walked out of the hiding place. The rotten meat on the ground had been frozen solid. After all, most of them were formed by devoured humans. These humans did not have the special physique of spiritual creatures.
The Brontosaurus walked at the front of the team, and Pony was at the rear. Only sporadic fog creatures attacked them along the way, and humanoid close-range defense cannons like Pony certainly couldn't let these little bastards get close.
But just when they arrived on the street, after Thunder Dragon said to be careful, Pony was about to launch an attack when he heard the roar of an engine suddenly coming from the street not far away. At that time, Pony's scalp was covered with goosebumps. After being isolated from the civilized world for almost half a month, now he can jump with joy even if he hears Stanley compound fertilizer being sold on Russian TV.
Soon, a tank rushed out of the fog, followed by soldiers in full-body protective clothing rushing out with flamethrowers. The moment they saw Brontosaurus and his group, their first reaction was to take out flamethrowers and aim them. Brontosaurus and the others.
But soon a man who looked like a military controller on the troop transport truck started shouting. Brontosaurus couldn't hear it clearly, but it probably meant that there were survivors here who needed rescue.
After a while, Xiao Ma and the others were pulled onto a truck, and the tank in front of them rushed all the way into the depths of the fog.
The whirring sound of the flames became a beautiful note at this moment, which healed the pony from the pain of not being able to see human beings in the past few days.
From where they are now, the terrifying Ape erectus has become even more unclear than the things in the fog, and the roar of the flamethrower begins their "interpersonal relationship".
"Is this the power of technology?"
Brontosaurus poked his head out and took a look around: "It's so exciting outside.
