"After setting it up like this, you can unlock it with your face, and don't let others know your payment password. In the afternoon, I will take you to get an ID card."
Xiao Ma taught the Queen Di Ren how to use the mobile phone step by step in Mr. Hai's belly. After Zhang Yao's three months and nine days of construction, the Di Ren tribe finally became the first race in the Bafang Hai tribe to access telecommunications signals. From then on, they were completely Become a part of a civilized society.
The most difficult thing about this matter is not the signal but the energy problem, so Zhang Yao can only use a brand-new technology that is still being verified to help them solve the energy problem, which is to use part of the excess delivery capacity of the Lingxu Illusion Realm. Set up a mobile portal directly in the Di Human tribe's activity area.
Don't underestimate this technology. It is a perfect combination of the most cutting-edge dynamic positioning technology and occult science. There are nine difficulties to be overcome here. Each of them is a bottleneck in the development of human science and technology, such as three thousand meters underwater. After solving the problems of signal accuracy and delay, energy interference, and the barrier between the mountains and seas and the human world, Zhang Yao specially compiled a set of control programs to update the sea location information in real time and then simulated the secret signal through the computer. Feed back to the spiritual illusion, and update in sync with the frequency of telecommunication signals.
In this way, it can be perfectly compatible with operating network signals, so that the entire Haisong body can be covered by the signal.
The energy issue is also relatively simple, because the characteristic of the sea is that it swims all the time, even when sleeping. Zhang Yao designed two huge hydrodynamic generators for this behemoth. The movement of Mr. Hai will bring huge kinetic energy, and as long as part of this kinetic energy is converted into electrical energy, it is no different from a perpetual motion machine. Although of course it is not a real perpetual motion machine and will be gone when Mr. Hai dies, but Hai The total lifespan is at least 300,000 years. After 300,000 years, who knows what technology can develop.
But the only pity is that the current flickering frequency can only reach the connection of the 4G network at most, and is far from the 5G network, so the Di Renzu is almost unable to solve the problem of limited download speed.
But who cares? Watching TV for the first time, using an electric kettle for the first time, eating cooked food for the first time, this is the first time that the Di human race has completed a leap from scratch. Thousands of years of living habits have been overturned. It was enough to keep them happy for a while.
"This is a remote control." After Xiao Ma helped Di Ren Queen set up her mobile phone, he helped her set up the TV: "Look up, down, left, and right here. When you select this, do you see the word movie? After you click it, you can Watching a movie."
"I can't read." Queen Di Ren sat there and smiled: "But I can learn."
Xiao Ma nodded: "I'll teach you how to use something else."
Seeing Xiao Ma busy there, Queen Diren's eyes never paid attention to the high-tech products in his hands. Her eyes never moved away from Xiao Ma, even though she was really It's big, but it looks like it can squeeze water out of its eyes.
"Let me teach you, don't look at me all the time. Is there something written on my face?"
"Um……"
Xiao Ma raised his head to look at her and rolled his eyes: "Study hard! Don't worry about who doesn't understand this or that when the time comes. You are the one who is in a hurry."
"Okay~"
He promised to be fine, but his eyes still didn't leave Xiao Ma's face. In the end, he had no choice but to put the remote control on the table: "Okay, pack up. I'll take you to get your ID card and the bank card." Apply for all the cards.”
"Okay~~~"
The Queen of Di Ren sat there and her body slowly swayed, emerging from the tail of the fish like shedding her skin, like a boiled egg with its shell peeled off, white, tender and pink.
Xiao Ma sat next to him and kept playing with his phone with his head down, but occasionally he couldn't help but take a sneak peek, but every time he peeked, he would directly catch the Di Ren Queen's sight, and damn, Ma Tahua actually blushed with embarrassment.
Opening the spiritual illusion, I came outside. It was very cold on the street. The Queen of Di Ren was a tropical fish. She couldn't bear the temperature and suddenly became shivering. Xiao Ma sighed helplessly and took off her down jacket and put it on her body. On her body: "I'm afraid of the cold and don't know how to wear more clothes."
"The last time I came here, it was autumn...who knew it would suddenly get cold."
After hearing her excuse and seeing that she was only wearing a pair of thin jeans and a pair of cloth shoes with breathable holes, Xiao Ma helplessly shook his head and said: "Let's go, I will take you to buy shoes and pants first, otherwise you really Gonna freeze to death.”
"Then are you cold?" Queen Di Ren said and put her hands in the pockets of Xiao Ma's sweatshirt: "Let me touch my hands."
"Oops! I'm not cold anymore. You don't even know where I came from." Xiao Ma took out his hand in embarrassment: "I remember that on Kunlun, my master just stripped me naked and threw me on the top of the mountain. It was 40 degrees below zero. Find your way back within half an hour, or freeze to death if you don’t find it.”
After saying that, he looked around: "Oh...it's so depressed."
It is now lunch time. Normally the whole street is full of people at this time. Shopping and eating can always soothe the pain in most people's daily lives. But now this once lively street is extremely deserted. Only a patrol car with red and blue lights flashing not far away is driving slowly along the snow.
"It's great that there is no plague in the world of mountains and seas."
"Um."
Queen Diren looked back and forth: "We have been here before, right?"
"Yeah, I'll buy ice cream in front then."
While they were talking, they walked to the ice cream shop, and the originally bustling Internet celebrity shop had already closed its rolling shutter door, with a big sign for rent posted above it. I felt sad for this Diren Queen for a while, because she likes to eat this ice cream so much.
Because Xiao Ma has a special status, he has more or less privileges. As long as he shows that he is a special police officer, he will basically not be particularly embarrassed, so he applies for an ID card and a bank card for the Diren Queen. The process was very smooth, but I had a hard time choosing a name.
The Di people are a race that has been closed for a long time. Their language is easy to speak, but they are not particular about words and names. Basically, they speak how crazy Dave talks. According to their language pronunciation, the name of the Queen of the Di people is It's called Haruruba, noo. How could such a name be registered? If nothing else, at least the name must have a personality, right...
But the problem was that she couldn't read... So Xiao Ma sat there and patiently explained to her what this word meant and what that word meant. It took five minutes to apply for the certificate and three hours to take the name.
In the end, she insisted on calling her the same name as Xiao Ma. Xiao Ma had to work hard to convince her not to have the same name. So after the Queen of Di Ren died of tens of millions of brain cells, she decided to call herself Ma. Big fish.
And her explanation was very irrefutable. She said she was big and a fish, so she was called Big Fish.
Xiao Ma was silent for a long time, and finally wrote another name in the registration form. Then the Queen of Di Ren asked why it was different from the one she chose, Ma Da Yu. Xiao Ma told her that what she wrote was in traditional Chinese characters. , different fonts have different expressions.
The Queen was astonished. It was the first time she knew that there was such a thing as fonts, and she immediately vowed that she would study hard and learn more about advanced culture. She could not always make people laugh at her for being illiterate and uncultured.
After that, there was actually nothing to do. Although it still took some time to get the ID card, they had the temporary ID card and the household registration, so now they could theoretically open a house, but they didn't, Xiao Ma just took her to a small restaurant that was still open for dinner, and then went to a sparsely populated shopping mall to buy pants and shoes. Then, because of a close contact in the shopping mall, the two of them were locked up...
"Hey, is this the situation now? We are locked up in a shopping mall... No, that's not the case. We are locked up in a furniture store. It's just the two of us and a shopping guide. Is there anything you can do?"
Xiaoma called Mouse for help, but Mouse didn't have a particularly good solution, so he reassured him and said that it wouldn't be a big problem to close it for two or three days. He also asked Xiaoma and the others to cooperate with the policy and not to act rashly. Enjoy the world of two honestly...
After hanging up the phone, Mouzi raised his head and said to Brother Zhang: "It's over, Ma Tahua and the big girl from the Di human race have been banned."
Brother Zhang smiled while handling the beef: "Did they really talk about it?"
"I feel like we are close." Mouse picked up the Coke and took a sip: "That big fish is very active and good-looking. Ma Tiaohua is not a brontosaurus. He just has a dirty mouth, but he is actually a solo player. Poor guy. Who can withstand an attack like this?"
Brother Zhang was silent for a moment, and Dahuang, who was playing the jukebox at this time, cut out a classic old song "Sweet Honey", which made the atmosphere in the room suddenly happy and dispelled the previous depression.
"Hasn't the Fox King been here these days?"
"No."
"Huang Pizi has been imprisoned for several months, aren't you going to let her out?"
Brother Zhang scratched his head: "Actually, I should have let her go a long time ago. I forgot about her. Yesterday I went to check and found that she had been killed for ninety-seven days. I thought I should let her give it a try. After this After one game, she should be calmer."
Mouse laughed, lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes and said: "She is unreliable, really unreliable. Fortunately, if Coral hadn't been helping her take care of it, I'm afraid the Secret Art Daily would have Stopped updating. By the way, where are your Luna and Coral?"
"There's nothing going on here recently, so I asked them not to come over if they have nothing to do." Brother Zhang sat down and played a puzzle at the counter: "We'll talk about it after the branch over there officially opens in a few days."
Mouse couldn't help but sigh after hearing this. The process of history is really turbulent, and no one can stop it. Even the guardians will be affected by this inevitable disaster if they don't interfere.
"Xu Wei came to me that day and asked me if she was willing to take responsibility and let me think about how to deal with her."
"how do you say?"
"What can I say?" Mouse sneered: "That's what is written in the hexagram. It is inevitable. It can be said to be an accident or inevitable. It is like someone spitting everywhere, causing There was a flash flood. I used twelve kinds of divination, all pointing to the same result. Even if Xu Wei is eliminated, this thing will still happen. The scene restoration picture is that Merlin went crazy and started attacking old men and women everywhere, but was defeated. After defeat, she The three demons who were sealed in Dante's Hell were released, and then the plague began to spread. And if the old man and the old lady were eliminated, Merlin would continue to send people here because he needed to retaliate against us for releasing the weapon spirits. The sixth time he was After being repulsed, they simultaneously triggered 'Medieval Memories' in India and Southeast Asia. Twelve plagues broke out at the same time, and the results all pointed to this. Even if we are eliminated, ten ancient seals will be sealed due to the war between the European gods. The awakening of the two evil gods caused the deadly spore disease to spread across the world. I even deduced the factors that interfered with the secret method. Even if there was no interference from the secret method, the gods and Buddhas in the sky would not exist..."
"The Female CEO's Almighty Soldier"
Brother Zhang raised his head: "Huh?"
"Hell, there's Fort Detrick, too. Who would have thought that human beings alone would still be responsible for a great wave of plague. This time, there's no way to avoid it."
After finishing speaking, Mouse leaned on the chair and spread his hands helplessly: "So there is no point in me punishing Xu Wei. She is just a little butterfly flapping her wings. With her or without her, the result will not change."
"Yes." Brother Zhang nodded: "She is under a lot of psychological pressure."
"This is one of the reasons why I didn't explain it to her. I've already said that you have to be more restrained when using your abilities. This time it just serves as a negative example for everyone." Mouse shook his head and said, "It's difficult. They say that if you are not deaf or dumb, you will not be a writer, but now I really realize it.”
Brother Zhang laughed, and just as he was about to speak, Mouse's phone rang. He picked up the phone, looked at it, and put it on the table, pretending not to hear it.
"Why didn't you answer?"
"If you don't answer, trouble is coming."
"How to say?"
Mouse couldn't laugh or cry and said: "I was asked to go to TB to participate in the New Year's Eve and see the snow-covered Alishan. I only went there to see the snow when I was sick, and I can't resist viruses. I might have contracted infectious diseases in the past. , who wants to go see it?”
Brother Zhang pursed his lips but said nothing. He just changed the topic and mentioned the previous issue of national practice.
"It has been put on hold for the time being. The current situation is quite special. The superiors have temporarily stopped the plan. But who would have thought that this would suddenly happen? It was almost successful."
"That's a bit of a shame."
"It's not a pity. That account is still ours now. We just need to find someone to update the daily routine every day."
When the mouse said this, he raised his hand and glanced at his watch: "Hey, I'm too late, I have to go to a meeting. I'll be back around ten o'clock in the evening, leave me a piece of Taiwanese braised pork rice."
