"It's over."
After four and a half days of trekking, Pi Ye finally found the hotel where the elderly group was staying, but it was already empty. She stood at the door of the hotel and stared blankly ahead, then went to the beach in despair, and then called out After the Di people who had been waiting for a long time explained, the queen of the Di people looked at her with suspicion. She might have doubted the fox's ability in her heart, but she didn't say it clearly. After all, we all know each other, right... …
There was no way, they had already boarded the plane, so they could only go to the reserved place and wait. Needless to say, the speed of the Hai Zong was obvious. The time it took to get from the Strait of Gibraltar to the English Channel, including speed up and deceleration, only took ten minutes. Three minutes. After all, although Mr. Hai is huge, he is still a whale, and he is the fastest agile hero among the four sea gods. The traveling speed per hour is about three hundred to five hundred times his own length, but there is still the same problem, that is Almost all straits and offshore seas are inaccessible. After all, given its size, it is very easy to get stranded, so the last section of the journey still has to rely on the heirs of Mr. Hai to help deliver goods.
Sitting on the whale, Pi Ye was extremely depressed. Her smooth and shiny fur was blown back and forth by the sea breeze. When she passed a fishing boat, the people on the fishing boat were so frightened that they almost fainted. Then the owner of the fishing boat He called the police to report that he had seen a large dog sitting on a whale moving towards Liverpool at high speed, and the police officer who responded even warned him not to occupy public resources.
In fact, Pi Ye's body is not small at all. When he is squatting, he is actually almost the same height as the Di Ren Queen. But when he stands up, he looks even bigger. He is almost a player who is more than six meters long, including the tail. Six meters tall. In addition, the hair conditioner it used after getting money from Zhang Yao was relatively high-grade, so the hair on its body is soft, shiny and elegant, like a large Afghan hound, leaning on the back of a whale. It's really interesting to sit there under the sunset.
When Piye arrived in Liverpool, because it was a bustling port, the little whale could not get close. It had to swim the last seven nautical miles by itself. On this day, the local police in Liverpool received many alarms. The content is that someone witnessed a dog at least ten meters long swimming in the sea very fast.
"A ten-meter-long dog, hahahaha."
There were two detectives in the police station on the coast, leaning back comfortably on their chairs, enjoying the evening leisurely with a cup of coffee in their hands. They spoke with a unique British teasing tone.
And suddenly, four thick legs passed by their window. They took a look and hurriedly poked their heads out, only to see a huge, wet dog shaking water there. The water that was shaken off was followed by a fight. Like rain.
One of the detectives screamed, and the scream disturbed the big dog with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. It turned around, struggled to squeeze its big wet head through the window of the police station, and then asked: "Uncle police, let me ask." What time is it now, my phone is damaged due to water damage."
The two agents screamed and rushed out, and then several people rushed out with weapons. Without saying a word, they started shooting at the big dog, but the bullets could not touch it at all, but its His head was stuck in the window, and when he retreated, he tore off the window frame, and then ran away.
The detectives then chased out and followed the footsteps for a long distance, but they only saw a little girl sitting on the roadside wringing water out of her clothes. They approached her and asked her if she had seen a big dog.
"Aba...Aba Aba..." The girl pointed to the city ahead: "Aba..."
As soon as the detectives heard that the big dog had gone to the city, they called for backup and chased after him with their guns drawn. When he saw their backs, Mr. Pi spat on the ground: "Silly batch."
After saying that, she transformed into her prototype again, but this time her body shape became normal and her tail was put away, leaving only one hanging outside. Then continue to the place where the old man and old lady rest.
To be honest, the human form is really not as convenient as the dog form, and she doesn't dare to fly easily. After all, she is alone. She can easily be caught and chained if she wanders casually. Pi Ye is just naive and uneducated, but he is not stupid.
A yellow dog galloped down the street very fast. When she was on a road with few people, her speed once exceeded twice the speed of sound. When supersonic speed came, the sonic boom sometimes even caused small towns along the way. I heard bursts of exploding fart sounds, pop-pop.
After running for half an hour, Mr. Pi was really tired, so he found an empty old house to lie down and rest. But now he was still dozens of kilometers away from London, but Mr. Pi couldn't bear it because he hadn't eaten anything. Living.
After it entered the house, it searched around first, and then found a bat monster in the basement, which is what people call a vampire. Pi Ye squatted next to the sleeping vampire and pondered for a long time. He originally planned to eat it, but felt that Eating randomly might cause diarrhea, so she endured hunger and grabbed a few mice to stuff between her teeth.
When midnight came, the poor vampire got up. He saw a dog lying next to him, and he was very happy. After all, he could catch food without leaving the lair. This was simply a gift.
But just when he was about to approach, Pi Ye slowly raised her head. In the darkness, her eyes were emitting a faint blue light. With the rhythm of her breathing, fox fire would escape from her mouth and nose, and her eyes would emit a faint blue light. The long canine teeth shimmered with danger.
"Oh... I'm sorry, my friend." The vampire said, and then slowly lay back in the coffin: "I wish you a good night."
After saying that, it closed the lid of the coffin again, but not long after, its lid was lifted by Master Pi. Then Master Pi squatted in front of it and looked at it up and down. The noble vampire was so frightened that he lost sleep on the spot. Although their race is domineering in front of humans, they are still highly sought after. But when they are both demons, they are really relatively low-level. The one in front of you looks like a very high-level one. If the other party really wants it, it can be chewed as a snack.
Master Pi didn't talk nonsense, he just pointed at the wallet next to the vampire's pillow.
"This?" Despite the language barrier, the vampire still understood what Master Pi meant, picked up the wallet and handed it to Master Pi with a shaky hand.
Pi Ye turned into a human with a bang, picked up her wallet, rummaged around, and found Bai Laiou. She curled her lips and said, "Poor guy."
Early the next morning, Master Pi left this poor place. She went to the street and bought some fried fish and hamburgers, and had a very good breakfast. As for the taste, she didn't care about the taste. After all, it was all delicious last night. If you are so hungry that you can eat a mouse, what else can you do if you can eat a hamburger?
Although Mr. Pi didn't understand English, she followed him all the way into London. Then she started to look for the places where old men and women were stationed, but after searching for a long time, there was no result. In the end, Mr. Pi had no choice but to just On the road, she would catch people with yellow skin and black hair and beat them up if they spoke Japanese, Korean or English. After beating four people, she finally caught one who spoke Chinese.
"London? This is Edinburgh. You're going the wrong way."
Mr. Pi, who took the wrong road for the second time, suppressed his sadness, then asked someone to borrow a phone and made an international long distance call.
"I got lost twice..."
After the call was connected, Mr. Pi burst into tears on the spot, looking particularly miserable.
After Brother Zhang knew the situation, he asked her to stand there and not move. Then he turned around and walked into the illusion of spirit. Then he walked out of the alley behind Master Pi in the blink of an eye. When Master Pi saw him, he immediately saw him. Just like his own father, he would fly up and cry.
The moment Brother Zhang appeared, the entire Western God Realm turned on red lights. Within three minutes, the pedestrians on the street suddenly stopped moving, and then more than twenty main gods appeared around Brother Zhang.
Because according to the rules, there are only two reasons for the guardian to suddenly appear, one is to impose punishment, and the other is to conduct a surprise inspection. No matter which one it is, it means that someone is going to be unlucky, and they naturally have to appear to accompany him throughout the whole process.
"She ran around and got lost." Brother Zhang explained to the bosses around him: "I'll take her back."
Knowing that the guardian was just out looking for a dog, the bosses from all sides could not help but breathe a sigh of relief. On the surface, they politely invited Brother Zhang to stay for a few days, but in their hearts they kept praying that he would get out of here.
"No, I still have my own things to do." Brother Zhang refused their invitation: "You go about your business."
After saying that, he dragged Master Pi and disappeared. The moment he disappeared, the people and cars around him resumed movement again, but people in the entire city inexplicably lost five minutes. Although they did nothing, the five minutes passed in a daze.
When Pi Ye returned to the small restaurant, she cried very sadly. She got lost twice in a row, which made her question her identity. Her self-esteem was already fragile, but now she found that she couldn't even be a dog well. This kind of frustration The feeling overwhelmed her.
Brother Zhang didn't say anything, he was just amused by her confusing behavior. On the contrary, it was Master Pi's sister Coral. Instead of showing sympathy for her sister's experience, she kept scratching her sister's sore spots.
"It's very dangerous for you to do this. If you are caught by their powerful people, you will be dragged to the farm to see the gate." Coral said.
"They will feed you dog food, let you herd sheep, and finally let you breed with border sheep." Coral continued.
"If you meet a pervert, you will be stewed with star anise, fennel, cinnamon and carrots. The dog meat will roll three times and the gods will not be able to stand still." Coral is still saying.
"If you let dad know, he will definitely beat you to death, then peel off your skin and make it into a mattress, hang it on a squid, sell it for 150 yuan, and then go eat in the kxc family bucket." Coral said seriously.
"Oh...I said."
The perverted pony next to him couldn't stand listening anymore. He turned his head and said to Coral: "Hey, the body temperature is 37 degrees. How can you say such cold words?"
Coral immediately closed her mouth and stopped making any sound, and Master Pi looked at Xiaoma at this time and said with a cry: "By the way, I will introduce my best friend to you."
"What best friend?"
"Queen of Di Ren."
When Xiao Ma saw Master Pi's expression, he instinctively felt that something was wrong. Then he opened a copy of Twelve Spirits' book on Mountains and Seas and Strange Beasts, which was lovingly produced by King Shan. He found the Di Human Tribe and the Di Human Queen based on the keywords.
Seeing the portraits above and the descriptions of their individuals, the fact that they were half-human, half-fish, or an eel made Pony frown tightly. Looking at the back, they were entwined...
"Why? Why do you want to introduce it to me?"
Master Pi sobbed and said, "I wanted to ask her for help. She asked me to introduce her to a boyfriend. I think you are quite perverted and very suitable for her."
"I..." Xiao Ma squeezed the phone in his hand tightly, even the screen of the phone was broken by him: "I'm really..."
Xiao Ma, who always had a venomous and damaging mouth, didn't know how to scold Master Pi for a moment. He could only crush the phone into scrap metal, then turned to Coral and said: "Can you go and ask your dad to skin her now?" Make a mattress and I’ll help you upload the link.”
Coral nodded: "Okay."
The story of Mr. Pi was widely circulated that night. She was ridiculed in turn by the guests in the restaurant. Someone joked, "Hey, isn't this Huang Pizi? I heard that you got lost twice and were finally brought back by Brother Zhang." "?" "That's strange. You said this dog can also get lost. It's really a vast world with all kinds of wonders."
Every time at this time, Pi Ye would blush and fight, using excuses such as "unfamiliar place" and "language barrier" to cover up the fact that she was a loser. But no matter how she fought, in the small restaurant, Everything will be filled with joy because of her.
At this moment, the Di people had been waiting offshore for three days. They were hungry, eating squid, and thirsty, drinking dew. However, they were waiting for Pi Ye, who was waiting for a group of people who looked very similar to them but not exactly the same. The soldiers surrounded them.
Two teams of fishmen faced off in the English Channel. Due to the language barrier, the atmosphere between them was very tense and tense. Di people are belligerent, and the other party doesn't seem to have a good temper.
Finally, on the fifth day after Pi Ye left, a war broke out between the two sides in the strait. Queen Di led 3,200 warriors and chased the fish-men who claimed to be the Atlantis gods all the way to the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. The Protoss of Atlantis dispatched the Seahorse Knights, and Queen Diren ordered eight thousand elite shark cavalry to advance suddenly! The two sides fought back and forth, with each other winning and losing, and the Atlantic Northwest became a mess.
In the end, the Atlantis Protoss dispatched the Bermuda Ghost Ship Array, injuring the Di Ren Queen. The Di Ren Queen refused to retreat and issued a summons to ask for help from the seven major aquatic tribes in the mountains and seas.
After the seven major water tribes joined the battlefield, the situation turned around. The Eastern Water Tribe had almost surrounded Atlantis, but they summoned the sleeping ancient Naga through prayers. The super large individual of more than ten meters also had a very terrifying storm ability. and toxin ability, the Dongfang Shui Tribe was unable to withstand it and had to retreat eight hundred nautical miles to rely on favorable terrain such as the trench to snipe the opponent. Moreover, Meng En, the ancestor of the Di Human Tribe, also took effect. The Jiaolong Team joined the battle, and the tug-of-war continued like this. At the beginning, both sides were very tenacious and brave. Suddenly the seabed was riddled with holes, and inexplicable storms, volcanoes and undercurrents filled the entire Atlantic Ocean.
The scale of the undersea war is getting bigger and bigger, even attracting the attention of the four ocean hegemons. During this period of time, no one is allowed to enter the entire Atlantic Ocean. Even a 10,000-ton ship can capsize at a moment's notice. Countries around the Atlantic have banned the Hundreds of waterways...
And Master Pi, who had been sleeping in bed for four days, suddenly sat up from the bed early this morning, and woke up his sister who was sleeping next to him. She slapped her thigh: "It's over, forget about the fish-man leader!"
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