"I think you want to die!"
The man raised his fist and was about to hit someone, but Brother Zhang was still eating slowly from beginning to end, seemingly not paying attention to what was happening in front of him. The moment the man swung his fist down, many Electricity suddenly appeared on Wei's body, causing the guy to dance a rainbow disco on the spot.
But just when Xu Wei was about to take action for the second time, the man quickly raised his hand: "No, no, no, no... stop! It's me, it's me!"
Hearing his voice, Xu Wei's expression became strange: "Pippi?"
As soon as she finished speaking, the man turned into a 1.5 meter flat-chested loli with a bang, with five tails swishing behind her. Then she rushed over and hugged Dahuang's head: "I'm back!"
Dahuang kept struggling in her arms: "Let go of me! Let me go quickly!"
Mr. Pi laughed, threw it aside, grabbed a stool, ran over and started eating: "I'm telling you, I took a taxi here as soon as I got off the train."
Xu Wei looked at Master Pi up and down, then pointed at the beautiful girl next to her: "Who is she?"
The girl quickly stood up and bowed to them: "Hello, my name is Coral Moon, I am Liu Liyue's sister... My sister asked me to cooperate with her, I..."
Looking at the sister who is 1.7 meters tall and looks like a royal sister in front of me, and then looking at the sister over there who can barely tell the difference between the pros and cons of eating with her hands, this world is really a little bit magical, there is a saying The overall feeling is very inconsistent. We can't even call them an older sister and a younger sister. This is clearly a mother raising a daughter.
While eating, Mr. Pi said: "Xiao Shisan, come on, keep eating. I said this food is very delicious."
As she spoke, she swirled half a bowl of rice into her mouth and ate a bowl of shrimp. Then she leaned on the chair and patted her belly and said, "It feels good."
After sitting on the chair and resting for a while, Mr. Pi continued: "Coral is my thirteenth sister. She is the youngest sister. Before she left, she begged me to take her out to see the world. I was just like my good-for-nothing sister. Dad said something and then brought her out."
"Sister..." Coral looked embarrassed and stood up and bowed to everyone present: "I'm sorry, that's what my sister is like."
"Come on, why don't we know what she looks like?" Da Huang sat there licking her hair and said, "But Huang Pizi, why did you bring your sister out? Selling picture bags with you?"
Master Pi was furious when she heard this. She stood up with great effort, twisted her waist, and pulled out her five fluffy and fluffy tails from behind: "I am now a five-tailed fox. You idiot, tell me." To be polite, what do you mean by selling picture packages? I still want to do that now? My sister came here to be my assistant."
After listening to this, Dahuang laughed so much that he rolled on the counter: "Just you? You just need an assistant for your dirty things? Can you take pictures for you?"
"What do you know, you country cat?" Mr. Pi chuckled: "Now I am also the editor-in-chief of the Secret Daily. What's wrong with hiring an assistant?"
When it came to this, Xiao Zhang let out a sigh, and he probably understood in his heart. He thought of the recently popular Secret Art Daily. This is an official account established by Master Pi based on her curiosity website and Zhang Yao's investment. Now it is broadcast every day. What’s new in the esoteric world was originally only used by a small number of local esoteric people. Now, with the help of continuous promotion, almost all of Asia is using this daily. Now Pi Ye can get tens of thousands of readers just by placing an advertisement. Income is no longer what it used to be.
"But your vigilance is really bad. I deceived you so casually." Master Pi proudly held his sister's hand and said, "How is it? Is this girl okay? Look at her face. Look at it. Look at this skin, look at this breasts, look at this waist, look at this butt, I’m asking if you’re at the level that warrants 8,000 yuan a night.”
This was the first time for everyone present to hear that someone would use the overnight standard to measure their blood relatives, but when they thought that it was Master Pi who did this, there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.
But how can I put it, Master Pi's arrival is really like a dragon suddenly swirling on the calm lake surface, sucking water. Although it is manic and noisy, it seems to have suddenly dispelled the deserted and peaceful atmosphere in Chang'an Lane. monotonous.
"Speaking of which, I heard that you took the Thunder Dragon's spear from Xu Da Ma Bang. Now it seems that you are not very good. You can't even break my illusion."
Xu Wei rolled her eyes: "I have no experience."
"Hey, Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, have you been deceived too?" Mr. Pi was lying on the table and said to little Brother Zhang with a smile: "You can't do it either. Didn't you reward yourself for a long time, which caused your attention? Not focused? It doesn’t matter, my sister is still a young lady, I will give you an advantage tonight, I will exchange her for you for a hundred roast chickens."
Brother Zhang didn't say anything, he just stretched out his hand to pinch Master Pi's face and dug it out. Master Pi screamed in pain, and finally begged for mercy, and Brother Zhang let him go.
"I need to take more care of this girl from now on. She's not very good in the mind." Half of Pi Ye's face was swollen, but he still acted like a sister with dignity: "If she is deceived by a bitch, all of you here None of us can escape responsibility."
Brother Zhang didn't speak, but after looking around, he raised his head and asked Dahuang: "There is only one waiter who is too busy now, how about another one?"
Dahuang raised his head and said, "Why don't you use that white-skinned pig as a livestock? Let her have three heads and six arms to deliver food."
Xiao Hei was stunned and raised his head: "Huh?"
Of course, as long as Brother Zhang speaks, all other opinions can only go through the process. After all, Dahuang is just an accountant, and it can't interfere with the boss, so Master Pi naturally arranges for his sister to stay with Brother Zhang for the time being. Work.
As for letting Coral work as her assistant, she must be talking nonsense. After all, Coral doesn't know how to read. She doesn't know how to read in the true sense. She doesn't have the experience of being in the world like Master Pi. As the youngest sister in the family, , this is the first time she has left the world of mountains and seas since she was born. No matter how strong her learning ability is, it will still take more than a year, and she may not be as clever as Master Pi, so the time will have to be further increased.
But apart from that, another thing is that Mr. Pi directly jumped from four tails to five tails. This is very strange, because according to the theory, the average vixen is two hundred years old, one tail, one thousand Eight hundred years old is the nine tails. Although it is not necessarily a sky fox, the nine roots are very powerful. And when Master Pi added her to her father's body, she was only seven hundred and forty-one, barely able to have four tails, let alone five tails.
"Ah, this?"
Mr. Pi grabbed one of his tails and swung it around in front of everyone and explained: "That day they asked me to be a witch again, and I sacrificed to a broken moon all day long. Then I couldn't go away and hid in the statue. I went to sleep later, and then fell asleep and fell asleep.”
Brother Zhang turned his head and glanced at Coral Moon: "Say."
Coral Moon looked at Master Pi with a strange expression, then lowered her head and whispered: "Sister was sleeping under the altar that day. The high priest...that is, eldest sister didn't know, so the sacrifice was held as usual, and sister was treated like this. The living sacrifice was sent out. I originally thought that my sister was gone, but on the third day... the Moon Goddess threw her back and told the high priest in a dream that if he throws messy things to her next time, she will descend from the sky. Punishment.”
"And then she just...she just did it."
The expressions of everyone in the room instantly turned into frowning expressions... Even Dahuang, who is also proficient in the sacrificial style, has a hard time imagining what kind of top quality can arouse such great resentment from the gods, and it’s you who has been harmed... Mr. Pi.
"Oh, don't worry about such details." Mr. Pi waved his hand and said, "I'm fine anyway."
"So you were kicked out, right?" Xu Wei asked in a low voice.
Mr. Pi grabbed a shrimp and was stuffing it into his mouth. After hearing what she said, he waved his hand and said, "How can I rush you? I'm just too bored there and can't go on."
While she was talking, Coral Moon nodded desperately beside her...
Well, now it is basically certain that Master Pi was kicked out by his family. As for why Coral Moon came out with such an evil beast?
"I...I was also kicked out." When Coral Moon was asked, her voice choked up: "Because I ate a gift from the king given to me by a distinguished guest."
"What is it?" Xu Wei asked curiously: "What gift?"
"A peach..." Coral gestured to the size of a plate with her hand: "It's so big, and then... it's red, sweet, and very watery."
Dahuang rolled his eyes after hearing this: "So you ate the flat peach that Queen Mother Xi gave to King Tianhu, right?"
"I don't know what it was...but Wang was very angry and told me to get out with my sister."
It’s really not that the whole family doesn’t enter the same house. It’s okay for Mr. Pi to see through it. I didn’t expect that her sister is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Speaking of flat peaches, there are really not as many as imagined. Ten thousand years There are only a few hundred, and probably only a few dozen are effective. What can be given as a gift must be a top-quality flat peach. This is a treasure among treasures. I am afraid it is because the Sky Fox King assisted Thunder Dragon to save Zhang Yao.
Mr. Pi's family seems quite interesting now. What kind of genes can give birth to such a configuration? This little sister who looks gentle and quiet may not look like a fuel-efficient lamp now. .
"Okay, let's not talk about this matter. I heard that there is a new person here? Let's see, let's see! Take me there and have a look!"
Speaking of the newcomers from Chang'an Lane, during the year when Master Pi was away, there were only two newcomers, one was a little snake and the other was a cow, two unawakened twelve spirits.
"What's so interesting? You'll get to know each other in a few days. None of them are normal anyway." Dahuang curled his lips and said, "One treats money as money, and the other treats money as life. The two of them are quite compatible."
Mr. Pi chuckled, then wiped his mouth with his fluffy tail and then waggled his tail back and forth and said, "Isn't the guy who treats money as money handsome?"
"If you throw a box of money at me, he will be the most handsome man in the world." Dahuang snorted coldly: "Vulgar! I can't stand the vulgarity!"
"Oh, by the way. I saw in the group that those old men and women were traveling to Europe? I want to go too."
They chatted nonstop, and Brother Zhang started to clean up. Coral immediately grabbed the plates and bowls from his hands and rushed to wash the dishes, looking extremely well-behaved.
As for this group of people entering Europe, the most nervous ones were actually the Western guys. They discovered these old men and women as soon as they entered the country, and then the early warning there was directly raised to the highest level.
For no reason, it’s just because there are more than one familiar face among these old guys. Among them is the earth-shaking magician who disrupted the Papal States back then. There is a man who fought alone against the German brothers of the Holy Mother Knights in Jerusalem and defeated the three giants of the Teutonic Knights. The Voltron warriors who were rubbing against each other on the ground, the magicians who came to challenge the seventh generation Merlin and harshly said that there was no one in England who could fight, the illusionists who could make deals with the devil, and so on...
These people are old, but their faces still make people in Europe tremble.
The Anglo-Saxon Magical Federation held an emergency meeting a few days ago to prepare for possible super disasters. All knights, magic envoys, and familiars were on standby, and even the ninth generation Merlin was invited to come out. Four of the ten artifacts of the Angsa Gang were obtained, namely the Holy Grail of Jesus, the Longinus Spear, the Dead Sea Script, and the Holy Book of the Ten Commandments.
But even after this, they were still so frightened that they were trembling. The Ninth Merlin even asked the military to use drones to track the whereabouts of these old people.
"There will be something written on the front page tomorrow."
Master Pi was extremely excited: "You are quite brave, and you are not afraid of another expedition."
"Eastern Expedition!?" Dahuang sat up straight and said in a sharp voice, "I ate them!"
"The gods are not allowed to interfere, but I think it shouldn't be a big problem, right?" Master Pi looked at Brother Zhang: "In terms of people-to-people exchanges between the East and the West, who is stronger?"
"I don't know." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "Under the multi-god system, there may not be any benefits if we really go head-to-head. After all, this is tantamount to fighting the whole world."
Master Pi was silent for a while: "I'm going to shake him."
"You?" Brother Zhang asked curiously: "Who can you shake? Even the gods and monsters system can't interfere."
Master Pi laughed: "You look down on people, don't you? You must look down on people. You will know by then, and I will start shaking it tomorrow."
But soon, under the pressure of Brother Zhang's eyes, Mr. Pi's laughter gradually decreased, and then he said slowly: "I'm going to shake the giant beast from the East China Sea..."
"who?"
"Li Hai, ask Mr. Hai to bring the Di people there... There is a record in the Book of Mountains and Seas about the fish-man... Fish-men are always human beings, right? I am very familiar with the leader of the fish-men."
"The Di people seem to be particularly aggressive." Dahuang said, "Okay, okay, just shake it over quickly!"
